Dubai Reports

[Brownian]

I had a couple of reasons to be in DXB so I stayed there for the weekend.

Thursday:

So I checked into my hotel apartment and headed out for dinner with some friends. Later that night I contacted fellow ISG member; my man; AlexJ7. My man was out and we agreed to hook up at the Moscow. I've read about it many times but never been there. So I joined AlexJ7 who was chilling with his ladies. I see he has covered that part of the evening pretty well in his FR #18464.

I really enjoyed the awesome performances upstairs and the company. But as AlexJ7 has said, there were way too many dudes downstairs in the club! Regardless, I enjoyed the company and music. And I second your assessment of your new young GF – she is HOT and it's apparent that she wants it always. She couldn't get her hands and lips off you even whilst out!

As AlexJ7 reports, we headed to Hues with his new love / lust and her friend, the Tajik. Another place I had never been and left it to him to work his magic to get us in there. After some drinks and those ladies can drink!! We left hues. Whilst we chatted and shared shisha, I couldn't read the Tajik's situation. Is she working, is she off duty, is she waiting for someone? Didn't know so I thought lets just keep it civilized and not ask her those questions. Anyway, we all said our goodbyes and went to our respective destinations. I got to my hotel and at this point I was feeling horny so I decided to order some delivery service from one Russian service provider in DXB. I got 2 ladies to choose from and made my choice. A young and pretty Russian lady. As I waited, through communication with Alex7 J I learn that I could have taken the Tajik as she was available. DAMN! I was so gutted and still gutted as I found her quite attractive. I made a schoolboy error there. So my man advised me to enjoy my breakfast that was being delivered and try the Tajik for lunch. I loved that idea.

The breakfast delivered:

She arrived and the photos were pretty accurate. I had booked her for 2 hours and we spent the first 30 mins drinking and chatting and listening to music and soon she starts doing a strip tease. She was very good and turned me on so much. After that she invites me to my bedroom and wants to put condom on to do the deed. But I opted for more foreplay. She started teasing me with her legs wide open; one had rubbing her clit and the other fingering her pussy whilst I watched. I joined in the action but apparently my finger not allowed inside – dick only. So I took over clit duties whilst she fingered herself until she climaxed. At this point I was so horny and tried to go for DATY only for her to tell me that that's bad and that a lot of research have shown that it causes STI. WTF!! I stayed calm and said OK how about a BBBJ. She said it's the same, very bad and that she used to do it but a doctor once looked in her mouth and saw some form of infection and apparently was due to her giving BBBJ so she no longer offers this. WTF! At this point I thought I'll rather keep my horny-ness for the Tajik so I asked her to leave but she was insisting that she wants me to fuck her but I politely declined and sent her off.

Alex7 J couldn't get hold of the Tajik so he arranged and sent Era, a friend of his new love. She was clearly nervous at least at the beginning. At this time it was broad daylight.

Time with Era.

Era arrived and I think it was around 10.30 am on Friday. Spent sometime to break the ice and got her comfortable. She was relaxed soon after but complained of being tired because she had had no sleep. We had showers and jumped in bed. She wanted to check my dick to see if she could manage and I assured her I was just normal size and nothing to worry. Anyway whilst in bed she asked for the condoms and I was in the mood for foreplay. She seemed to want to get things done so she could sleep given she was tired. So being the gentleman I told her to just get some sleep and we will have fun after she has had some rest. She was grateful for this offer. We rested and behold I was up at 3 pm but she was still asleep. She wasn't responding well to my attempts to wake her. Around 4 pm she was woken up by a phone call and had her conversations in Russian. OK now she's awake. But she seemed grumpy and asked me if it'll be OK for her to go home. Being the laid back guy that I am I said to her if that's what you want to do then ok fine. She said thanks and then goodbye so she left.

This isn't going well so far but I think the though of the Tajik and possibility of seeing her later was keeping me horny-ness in check. So I thought I need a mammoth session to stop blue balls.

Clearly in these cases I made massive schoolboy errors all over the place. Too laid back and paying upfront.

Could there be a silver lining?

[Love Tactics]

Good to know. I venture mostly around in Deira. Throwster hooked me up with a nice place, Asian ladies, but it seems they closed down, at least, her phone is disconnected when I wanted to repeat. Price was higher, tho: starting price 200 and the African place I went to, is supposed to have a starting price of 30, or perhaps 50 if you're white.

Hhhmmm there are many of these places in Discovery gardens and mainly Viet / Korean / Thai. The ladies are not skanky but reasonably attractive (may have some miles on the clock), clean and willing to satisfy. The places are clean also and turnaround every 2-3 months. Can be a shock to the system first time you are separated by a very thin curtain from another customer but what the heck.

[Misha Rastov]

The "rooms" are literally the size of the beds, all separated by curtains. But hey, I am here to partake so let's get to it.

The lady who picked me up, shall we call her miss B. , opened up one of the bed cubicles and suggested I strip down. No place to put your clothes, anywhere is fine.

, you can't really overpay at 200.

Hhhmmm there are many of these places in Discovery gardens and mainly Viet / Korean / Thai. The ladies are not skanky but reasonably attractive (may have some miles on the clock), clean and willing to satisfy. The places are clean also and turnaround every 2-3 months. Can be a shock to the system first time you are separated by a very thin curtain from another customer but what the heck.

[Love Tactics]

If you like massage, then group discount sites are a great tool to find new locations. What's even better is that you don't actually have to buy a coupon. This may sound obvious to most of us, but some fellow mongers wrote in their report that they did purchase a discount voucher. Dafuq?

No need! Just get the name from the site. Most ads have a phone number of the place, and sometimes they even post a handy map. Then simply show up and say you want the deal. I never had any problem.

Pro-tip: just enter a random place you want to try and say you're there for the 69 dh deal. They will reply that there is no deal, so you say "but I just called to make an appointment, my name is Dave / Bill / Whatever". This will generate some confusion, but quite often they will give in. Business is slow, and a customer is a customer. If you feel that they are really not willing, then a last trick you can try is to say that you read there is a 69 offer for one hour, and a 119 for two hours, so you'd like the two hours option. More money for them to sweeten the deal and we all know that 120 minutes usually ends up being 90.

Once the lady told me that I must be in the wrong spa, because the salon down the road had the offer. So I asked why is she sending my business to her competitor? She thought about that and realized it was a good point, so she gave me the 69 deal.

Be prepared to walk away if they don't give you the discount, because if you accept a higher price, you'll be forever their bottom biatch. And remember, a nice smile and being polite always helps!

[Love Tactics]

With thanks to Poonhound69, I was able to locate the lowest of the lowest when it comes to fun. The kind of place where even *I* would insist on using a condom. In other words. Paradise!

It's in the middle of Deira, aka Little India. Sorry upfront to the PC Gestapo who would be insulted by attaching such a derogatory sign to an otherwise fine neighborhood. But you know where you can shove it. When you have to pass by the garbage dump, ditch a couple of puddles of unknown nature, you can be rest assured: you are walking towards heaven.

Once reaching the place, I called the number Poonhound69 gave me, and a lady said she would meet me there. Cool! She appeared, and ran off almost instantaneously. A weird situation followed; I had to follow her at some 10 meters distance. No worries, I follow her through the back alleys of Deira and after a good number of dubious corridors, we reach her place. And what a place it is. The "rooms" are literally the size of the beds, all separated by curtains. But hey, I am here to partake so let's get to it.

The lady who picked me up, shall we call her miss B. , opened up one of the bed cubicles and suggested I strip down. No place to put your clothes, anywhere is fine. Sure, wtf. I paid her the 200 dh which she accepted without a fuzz. Dafuq?? Paid too much! This was confirmed by the booth next to me with an south-east Asian. Again, my sincere apologies to the PC Gestapo, but hey, then again "codeword001. . . Codeword999" YOU! The lady in the next booth (let's call her miss P.) was arguing "come on baby, why not pay me a 100? So yeah, I definitely overpaid, but well, you can't really overpay at 200.

Miss B. was smelly, and chewing gum all the time. Some folx might be turned off by this, but I loved it! This is the lowest of the lowest, and it just seemed right! She started with an attempt at massage. Utterly failed, but what to expect, right? It just fitted in the overall picture. Then on came the condom and a nice session ensued. Unfortunately, I was too tired so getting hard was an issue. Miss B. really tried and took her time to make me come, which was appreciated. She doesn't watch the clock. I guess the 200 dh paid off after all. In comparison, the guy next to me, finished in literally 2 minutes. The old saying that Indians are 2-2-2 is indeed correct. Oops, did it again: insulted a whole group based on silly stereo types!

The fucking was good, but I needed a little more help, and miss B. was very patient. Once she noticed that I like a good ol' FUTB, she donned a condom and shoved her finger right up. Excellent! Somehow her working my arse, chewing gum religiously, smelling her BO, and me touching myself, did the trick and finally I finished. It was nasty, it was low-class, it was dirty. It was perfect!

Poonhound69, you restored my faith in Dubai. I remember the times where you could get a fuck for 50 with the cabby taking 10, and I thought these times were long gone. Sure, prices have gone up, and Africans have replaced PRC at the bottom, but the concept of low-class, dirty, smelly, grungy sex still exists!

Ambiance: fuck no.

Looks: fuck no.

Cleanliness: fuck no.

WIR: fuck yeah!

[MikeysHouse]

Squirting. The 7th most searched term on the internet worldwide. Here it is. The fluid that is secreted (When it gushes. So beyond the trickle) is NOT [CodeWord109]. BUT it does have a fluid component that is also found in [CodeWord109]. But that does not make it [CodeWord140]. I use to think it was [CodeWord134] too. And that was until I decided to start implementing those "pocket rocket" clit vibrators into my monger repertoire. Long story short I studied this dude who has a DVD out showing different techniques to make squirting happen. Well I decided to implement these combined with the clit vibrator. Well low and behold the first 2 girls I did this with DID ejaculate a significant amount of fluid. NO it was not to the point that I needed to put on my Waders or my Scuba Mask or my Water Weenie, but it did absolutely soak the bed. So what does a good armchair scientist do when he is trying to support a hypothesis? I SMELLED it. Both times. And it smelled nothing like [CodeWord109] whatsoever. In fact it smelled like pussy! It smelled like a womans pussy smells like after a long active day without showering. It did not smell bad at all. In fact the next day I could not help myself as I found myself smelling it to see if I could pull off keeping the comforter there without changing it for my next mark. The answer was "No" the comforter had to go because as the hours passed and the heat worked its way in the room it began smelling like an even stronger and stronger essence of pussy. If you lined up 100 guys in that room to smell it they would say that it was pussy juice. We have now solved this perplexing and controversial topic.

Dr. Ruth.

[Bizzie]

Indeed. I have experienced African, Asian and white lady squirters and the juice they squirt is definitely not .

Of course you have, as have I and as have many others as they are proclaiming in posts below, but the "definitely not uriiine" part would be incorrect.

Allow Dr. Bizzie to set the record straight

It all depends of your "definition of squirting".
Most women produce vaginal secretion due to increased blood flow to the vagina as well as lubrication from the peri-urethral glands.
These fluids collect in the vagina and during orgasm and pelvic muscle contractions, may be squirted out or just dribble out.
What is the amount of this type of fluid: May be 5-10 cc (or ml as some of you call it)
In unusual circumstances it may be quite a bit more. It is viscous, not watery.

Now lets talk about the 'squirting" you porn fiends are looking for: Almost all of that is uriiine, and almost always "voluntary"

What are you pushing on when you push on the G-spot: Bladder opening.
Some women, esp MILFs will squirt uriiine, esp when you are fingering the G-spot. There can be an "involuntary" loss of uriiine, mixed with vaginal secretions during contractions. The amount may be variable.

So, remember this If you are fucking a "human female":
Women do not have any organ that can produce or hold more than 5 cc of fluid.
Women don't have a seminal vesicals.
There is no pocket or pouch or gland that can result in projectile ejaculation/squirting. There just vagina and bladder of that size.
If you feel accomplished by having "half a glass" of female squirt hit you in the face, that's fine, but she is just peesiing on you
(and its OK if you like that).

This report courtesy of:
The Laboratory of Dr. Bizzie

[Wolvenvacht]

Bizzie mate.

Without being impolite, that is bullshit. There is a 100% difference to the liquid that is squirted and CodeWord140. Mostly black ladies have this ability or natural discharge. Try it out.

Indeed. I have experienced African, Asian and white lady squirters and the juice they squirt is definitely not [CodeWord134].

[Alex7J]

I don't know how to put it in words; I was sleep deprived and overfed with sex like a small baby is overfed with mothers milk whenever he wants wherever he wants its right in front just open and have it, in a 1 bedroom apartment I am trying to avoid my young new GF. She is a sex freak licking me off and on, sitting on me with only my th sweater and thong those thunderous thighs and smooth skin she was gyrating me again and again all day. In bed we already had two marathon sessions in the day or night or evening I don't remember the time zones only that my knees are hurting and by bums can't move properly (Occupational Hazzards) I believe they are meant for the opposite sex just that this time it was me who was on the receiving end. We are in senses at about 9 pm and after latte shower hot chocolate babe wants new clothes and lingerie so we reach dcc by 11 pm, after continuous pondering at Zara and Victoria Secret we reach Moscow restaurant around 1:30 .

She wants Russian food Russian music and champagne, Alex is now only a slave and ATM. Fellow ISG'ian Brownian joins us in Moscow and we all have a good 1 HR in the restaurant, I don't know if he likes the place as its a new experience for him, we reach down at at he club by 2:30 and its packed till the end all dicks no pussy to be found only men and men that's why I avoid weekends in the clubs, even this guy feels dejected and I feel sorry for him he cannot have a lay its actually a bad scene at Moscow I don't like it at all drunk Arab men is a strict no no. That's why I tell my fellow friend Saturday-Tuesday best days to be in Moscow you will get hitched no matter what happens.

I wanted to avoid the club but my lady was adamant she wanted to parade her new found muse, I was a trophy husband for her in Moscow she wants tequila shots on the bar and its multiple round of shots in 30 minutes Brownian is surprised is going on. Moscow is off yesterday at 2:50 because too many men and it was getting loud and rowdy with drunk men so we head to hues its a different scene at hues also they are not letting everyone go up for a Thursday night the place was empty only selective people as they have LE action and so no drinks till 4:30 am only shisha and food. When drinks are served the ladies are up for more tequila and men for vodka and its getting crazy in 1 hour almost a bottle of tequila is gutted down by the two ladies and the men are sane having just 2 or 3 drinks of vodka, Brownian is like Alex is this are these ladies hardcore I am like dude you see it yourself. So this guy is shy for the lady on his side IE the Tajik lady who originally made me meet my Ukrainian GF sometimes you are new and then being a gentleman it has happened to me numerous times so I can understand his feelings, so we all depart from hues in three separate taxis. Upon reaching home my GF best friend another hot blonde Ukrainian is with a customer in the same building so the girls decide to have party. Tequila bottle is ordered from my Uzbek friend whiskey and vodka we have in the room, groceries are bought from spinney's on the way home. When we reach this babe other friend arrives is she hot tall short dress slim 18 years blonde blue eyes just out of college same like my babe 3 weeks in DXB new in this work I am unable to understand wtf is happening drinks arrive she likes whiskey and my babe tequila.

So we all are sitting on the small dining table we have in the drawing room my babe with me this one right in front of me she is hot fucking hot so we all start drinking bottoms up one round after another and I am sober for a change only drinking my vodka occasionally and these women are hot and want to get drunk its tequila lemon and salt and to gulp it down for soberness its vodka and whiskey crazy some time we had in the meanwhile my feet and this babes long legs are touching each other occasionally under the table she is looking at me with those witty lusty eyes I am unable to understand sometimes you become dumb sometimes you should act dumb, my babe is in the meanwhile dancing singing and smooching me like crazy, I don't know what is going to happen in the next hour or so the ladies want eat more Russian food and this lady is now touching my feet by babe is sitting on me smooching me and this babes feet and my feet are playing under the table are these signs for a threesome my babes soft thighs and pussy is gyrating on my dick which is like a pole in the pajamas like we have in a strip club she is giving me her tits to suck she is so high its exactly like I am when I am drunk but tonight I am at the receiving end she is smooching and says Alex I want you fuck me I say baby we have era in the room she says I don't care era will order food so we go in the bedroom when the lady desires for sex its fucking crazy I feel she is horny very horny I was not so horny but I was a bit by the touches of this other lady in the room its DFK then DATY then BBBJ then non-stop marathon missionary with DFK and ear fuck and nipple suck. She cums once, then twice I could feel all her juices on my thighs and each time she is cumming her pussy is getting wetter and sucking my dick inside more its like a chain reaction, I am getting tired but every time she is near her climax she is moaning so loudly its getting me high imagine a 400 m runner is made to run a 5000 m on the same track every time the lap finishes he is pumped to run more at the same speed in the meanwhile at round 4 or 5 I am not so sure I am felling horny pumping her pussy is making contractions and I just can't close my eyes she has her eyes closed and tongue out like a *h I am pumping her non stop her legs are wide sometimes on my shoulder but we are in missionary only locked like a **g and be*h gets locked I am unable to understand from where so much power is in my body, I was a sportsman in my younger days and very fit but this is news for me also she is pushing me to the limits I just can't stop pumping and humping and fucking and making love whatever you want put it and she can't stop moaning every time she cums she tries to squeeze me and we have a struggle where in she wants to contract me and I start to pump more to make her legs stay apart and its crazy: crazy is an understatement after 30 or 45 minutes of pumping I come but we didn't come together and then panting. We both drink a liter of water each and then come out she walks naked out to meet her friend and me I go for a shower.

Food has arrived and my fellow friends message has also arrived he is high and horny so we try to fix him up with the Tajiki but she is not taking calls and not replying maybe she has dozed off, I can't vouch for her as two of my trusted friends in Moscow have tried her so I am assured of the service levels but then my babe says lets hitch era with Brownian if Tajik has slept. Era and Brownian had met at the Moscow restaurant and she is afraid of African men these babes are drunk and she is asking me Alex how long is his dick I am like baby you want me I ask him and ask for the photo or size and we all burst his laughter. So we send off the breakfast for Brownian, I have no clue about the service of this 18 year Ukrainian only Brownian can comment, I am waiting for his FR and expert advise. I send my lady to the bedroom to sleep as I want to work for a couple of hours and then sleep so when I was making her sleep I am so tired I also doze off with her and we both are fast asleep and wake up at 5 in the evening.

I don't know how to put it but I am just loving the experience of love and getting loved.

Don't know till what time a tiger can be tamed in this wild jungle of Dubai but she is a gem and fucking machine.

Cheers and Happy Hunting:

P.S: Thank you fellow brethern for your advices and suggestions on the Viagra or cialis part I will have to try if she stays with me for a couple of days more.

Alex

[Misha Rastov]

During orgasm some women (10-40 per cent) experience the involuntary emission of fluid ranging from 30 to 150 ML. This has become known colloquially as squirting, though this usually refers to a larger amount of liquid being excreted.

In 1982 researchers undertook chemical analysis of female ejaculate and a clearer picture began to form. This landmark study demonstrated a clear difference between the liquid excreted during orgasm and [CodeWord109], a finding that was later confirmed by several independent scientific studies.

So is 'squirting' just [CodeWord134]? Yes and no. It seems that larger volume fluid emissions, or squirting, are for the most part [CodeWord109]. However, there does appear to be evidence that a smaller volume of fluid is actually female prostate secretion due to mechanical stimulation of the G-spot.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...n-9987298.html

[Beno69]

..... There's no such thing as a female squirter. Physiologically impossible...

You are a innocent dreamer! 60% of African Girls are squirting, if you know how to do it!

So, just because it never happens to you doesn't mean, that it's not existing!

[Bizzie]

Bizzie

Is 200% correct. There's no such thing as a female squirter. Physiologically impossible, unless she's doing a CodeWord109.
(I. E. , pizzing all over you. Also known as a shower of the golden style. Oops! That's another 109!
Great to see your sense of humor Mr. J.

Ha ha. May be some people think that this female love juice is squirting.

[Caniggia]

Went to DXB with another person for business, and was asked to show some of the naughty places. Decided to skip the usual places in Bur Dubai, and try a bit more upscale at KuBu. Immediately some wasted Russian started hanging around us, she was obviously drunk and tried to order drinks on our bill. Eventually told her to go away as my interest was caught by a pretty Kazakh. She didn't seem to be interested though, denying eye contact, and I didn't feel the need to impress her. Rated all others between 6-7, and since I wasn't really in the mood for it anyway, left the place empty-handed and asked some of the WG's if they knew any other places. Advised us either to go to Hyatt or Jules, which seem to close later.

Only went to Jules by the next day. I was very satisfied by what we found there. Nice bar packed with WG's from different backgrounds, quality ranging from 6 up to an ocassional 8.5. Mainly Russian / CIS, quite a collection of Asians, and one or two Africans. One of the chocolates was really a stunner and seemed a real tiger, but with business relations around me I didn't want to make the approach. Still hoping I will come across her again one day, or at least, something similar to her. Had been staying at Ibn Batutta at that time, where you may find some ladies in the Moroccan bar. Upscale. I was told there is another club over there where many Arab WG's tend to hang around, didn't get to visit though and find them too expensive anyway. Back home wild Moroccans start from 70-100 EUR, why pay more in DXB.

Having found a hunting ground that seemed to fit me well I returned to LMA next visit on my own, and again stumbled into a PRC. Quality probably between 7 and 7.5. She quoted around 1500 full service, full night. I told her I could rent 3 pussy's at that rate in Bur Dubai. She laughed, ensuring me this was a different category. Negotiated down to 1100 and eventually agreed. Although compared to back home I still consider it expensive, I must say the encounter was indeed the best I had so far, although the Royal settings at LMA also added to that. Repeated with the same girl a second time, and she vowed that she would kill me if she saw me with another girl in DXB. Now she happens to be out of DXB during this month I believe, so this should be the right moment to expand my horizons, explore some other places, and try some different meat. Plans to check out York and Seaview for some chocolate, than visit Jules to see what else is out there. Considering Premier as well if I won't manage to find anything of my taste at Jules, never went there but based on the stories here it is about time. You'll hear me again with a couple of weeks from now.

[Poonhound69]

It was great chatting with you Alex. Nice combination of philosophy and hedonism. It was worth missing the quickie BJ I had to skip. .

I feel the position and photo were both quite tame. WR, Bizzie and gang would really shock you.

For the curious, its a standing 69, your knees slightly bent, with the lady dangling from your shoulders deepthroating you clinging to your ass for leverage.

The second girl is alternating between sucking your nuts and rimming you.

Heaven, and an amazing show in a mirror.

Would be quite common while lying down, but you get a real pornstar feeling when you are standing up and carrying the girl.

was busy again in work and had a good time chatting with a fellow ISGian amazing experience it is worth sharing with all you guys, this guy likes threesome with ladies how he explained me I was confused as in that's impossible so he sent me a photo man o man I thought I was crazy but there is a saying "someone somewhere on this planet is doing more crazy stuff than you at the same time " .
Alex

[Love Tactics]

Well, maybe you're right mate, but I would probably have stayed at least a bit longer if it wasn't for the clearly present STD she was carrying down there. Now I understand these are not uncommon among WG's, especially in DXB, but this one was pretty obvious I can say. I'the lost all appetite from that point, so no offense to Ugandan cuisine in particular. I'm sure it is damn tasty. But anyway, I might well give it another try and go out looking for some chocolate soon, but hoping for just a little bit more class this time.

Yeah, agreed, you have to be careful. It usually helps if the lady has a residence permit, at least she was tested upon entry. Avoid the ones on a 3-month tourist visa, or at least make sure you use a condom.

I got a few PMs about staying the night at a WG's place, great to hear from motivated hobbyist like myself! What I typically do is go for ST first. You don't want to be seen as too eager for sex. So you go to her place, do the deed. And then comes the tricky part. After you finished, don't be in a rush to get up, just start staring at her. She will notice and ask you why you are looking at her. Then tell her that she's beautiful. Women go crazy when hearing that shit *after* the deed. Sure, a guy will tell anything to get into their pants. And yes, even a WG believe this, guess you can't negate million years of evolution! But for most guys the love is gone when the deed is done.

So don't be that guy. Caress her softly, be specific in your compliments ("I love your boobs" will not work, but "your eyes are mysterious" always does) and tell her you want to spend more time with her. Typically I pay around 200 for ST (yes, I like my women to be desperate, at the lower end of the food chain), and tell her you will pay 300 so you can be with her the rest of the night. No need for another round of sex, just being next to her, chilling, etc. If she likes you, you're in for a great night. And that second round will follow, no worries. Otherwise, just leave, plenty more ladies out there.

Success rate is fairly high, WGs have to weigh a sure 300 for chilling with a nice dude versus standing outside hoping for a guy who could be an asshole. This works especially well with Africans. PRC are too industrial to allow for romance. But if you succeed with a PRC, it's going to be a nice experience, too. Expect the ladies to cook a lot, and they can sing beautiful lullabies, often all together. Mesmerizing at times.

Now, I don't claim to be an expert on this, and I sure as hell had my fair amount of painful mistakes, but if it works, it's great!