Dubai Reports

[Euphoric]

Very sweet explanation. But still some will accuse of racism blah blah blah,. You cannot fight stupid.

I completely seconds the views of bionicman for once and Misha there is no point in stoking fire where there is none.

Any-which way, the forum is lot more readable and enjoyable since the last interaction that we had. Quality contributions from several members, less newbie noise but no significant positive contribution from the senior members of this forum. Hats off to Alex, Samch, kirch, the member who wrote about various up-markets club. May their tribe grow. Everybody has a role to play and I appreciate the non-Racist flaming role practiced by senior members like yours, WR, Joe et al.

On that positive note, let me share a FR captioned " The heavenly world of morning wood ".

For quite a few of us, there is no other heavenly feeling than having soft, wet and warm lips and mouth wrapped around morning wood. The swirl of the tongue, the soft lips, the wet warmth of a beautiful pink mouth in the morning are worth dying over. Sometimes you feel that you died in your sleep and are at the pearly doors of heaven, with your hands entangled in the tousled hair of a beautiful vixen. But how do you get there is a million dollar question. It can be achieved in couple of ways and with a lot less than a million dollars. What follows is how it works for me and at this point of time let me acknowledge the contribution of this forum without which I wouldn't have been able to form a working strategy. Following are the couple of ways to open the "heavenly doors of morning wood".

STRATEGY 1 - STEP APPROACH TO OPEN THE HEAVENLY DOOR OF MORNING WOOD.

So you walk into a club or call your known one and tell the WG that you want to have a night of fun. That you want to have 1 session in the night, sleep for 6-8 hours and want to be woken up with the heavenly feeling of your morning wood in her mouth. For this strategy to be successful, the following are a must.

1. you should be comfortable with sleeping with a woman.

2. the woman should sleep and not wander around, smoke cigarettes, surf internet, drink too much. Because it will disturb your sleep and you will not be fresh the next day.

The chances of this going well is 25% - 75% depending upon how experienced you are in the world of mongering, does the woman like to being with you, have you been with her before. I have been trying this for the last few years and still have a 50:50 chance of this going well.

STRATEGY 2 - DIRECT APPROACH TO OPEN THE HEAVENLY DOOR OF MORNING WOOD.

Have a good night sleep, wake up at 5 AM and head to a place like Hues and Ayoush cafe (thank-you to ISG members who wrote about these after 3 AM places) and pick up a WG. Not only you can get a relatively inexpensive deal but also a delightful experience. Absolute musts for this strategy to be successful.

1) you should be fast and swift in action. Get the girl back to your place by 6:00 or 6:30 and start the fun part immediately. Its a quicky.

2) ask the girl to use mouth wash before her sexy mouth engulfs (in the gulf region. Couldn't that pun) your member and your junior will love you for that. A lot of these girls have been up in the night before smoking drinking and their mouth is dry smelling bad. So this one is a must.

Take your pick and enjoy the heaven.

[Alex7J]

Very sweet explanation. But still some will accuse of racism blah blah blah,. You cannot fight stupid.

Ai Ai boss. I support you 100 % on this. Ignore them is the best policy.

Adios. Cheers. Enjoy life is to short.

Alex

[Alex7J]

After my almost failed experience with the African Lady, I call it failed as I didn't like the lady and sex wise she was OK but it was a boring experience for me, I don't blame her rather myself I am not a blind date guy and she was ugly with those huge boobs and was like a street hooker which come outside York after 3 am someone I would never fuck for free even if she pays me I will not fuck her. Lets forget about it, its better not to talk about failed reports, only the good experience needs to be shared so everyone else can enjoy those. Was in mood to try paki or Indian chicks so mirchi is the only place I know, I don't like York or imperial as I find these places ugly and dark and cheap I don't like to hang around there as people there are drunk, smelly and filthy all colors included. Mirchi is no better but 1 basis points better than these places, I know paki babes are not good but sometimes after having 5 star food continuously for a couple of days you have this urge to eat roadside spicy food and then the music there is your own so you enjoy it with sentimental values. So Mirchi it was there were some nice new birds who were desperate to get picked but all of them didn't drink I was not taking a lady which was not drinking as she would not enjoy back home, one was so cute I almost fell for her nice cute B cups and a cute ass just like a girl next door and she was into me also she was new bird and her mamasan a seasoned pro herself there knew who Alex was in Mirchi, I ordered two bullfrogs for them but the mamasan had them easily crazy mf shit she was, she knew she had a nice new bird so she was just acting pricey, Alex was not to be let down I just quietly walked away paid bill and reach rusky land. Its normal business here some nice birds coming every now and then, normal ladies who work in DXB but need money met a tall thick sexy Georgian who is in Dubai has a car emirates ID a apartment but does not drink she was very fuckable but didn't drink so off she goes off my radar, saw some very cute Iranian in tight black pants, again tall thick very fuckable but was with this Arabic guys I knew she was new as these guys are after free fucks she will come to me at 3, I tried calling her with my eyes but she was dancing in groove with these handsome local men, they are my friends only so I know there modus operandi poor she. No other bird which I found fuckable there were some but I was in no mood for anyone else, so end of club and this hot Iranian is next to me in 5 minutes, she had a very tight ass I felt from her pants but she instantly said 1500 , my mood is Fuck off seeing my reaction and from my expressions she knew she had made a mistake and off she goes to another punter. Off to hues there me and this very hot Moroccan girl go up the lift together, she is smoking hot and her tight ass from Lycra flowing dress makes me high we walk together towards the bar, I am the nice decent sophisticated gentlemen we walk to the bar together, my drink is ready instantly before all the people waiting at the bar, I just don't need to even say anything just Hi to every body and its ready this lady is just there right next to me, I offer her a drink and beer it is we start foolish talks she knows no English and me maafi Arabia but she is hot and I am high and horny. Then we have some Arabic guys we become friends and he acts as a translator but this babes is more interested in him, I am OK but he said you take her no problem I said no issues man then she said 2000 I get so bugged up with the pricing, I said 2500 you and me we fuck together you fuck pussy I will fuck her ass. This guy can't stop laughing and he even speaks to her she is blasting with anger, I said then why talk shit with me fuck off. I call off the night pay bill and come home.

Last night was horny again and those mirchi babes were on my mind, I wanted to fuck and talk dirty with them in bed, I knew it would be only missionary still wanted to take a chance and try so land in rusky land to start the night a very sexy Iranian babe at the bar where normally I stand black dress red lipstick very classy very sexy these girls know how to raise a dick is standing drinking orange juice I said she is smelling so nice I would have fucked her there only such a horny bastard I am. Some other 3 or 4 new birds but nothing interesting, then I see my ex flame Uzbek / Iranian there she is hot and sexy and we have a long DFK in Moscow but she is busy with her customer I am surprised that she is so daring and bold that in front of her customer she kissed me. I so wanted her but she said baby I am busy tonight and I quietly walked away. Off to mirchi and place is buzzing not much crowded but half full I didn't like much yesterday so was not in a mood, then this old bird who I met 2 months back in Mirchi recognizes me, I had refused her then as she wanted money upfront in club to be given to her mamasan but I said no to her then. She came and hugged me and said now she is independent with 2 other girls danced around me for a while, then said wait for me she will be back and off she went and came back after 5 minutes with her sling around her neck, I saw her boobs then only that this was actually cute and very fuckable. She wanted beer who was I to say no but she wanted for all 3, I said OK no problem and this lady was very happy and contended I checked out her nicely as she was dancing all around me and man she was sexy as considered to the Pakistani contingent. I though Alex its going to be a rocking night, hot lady who loves to drink just then the tall security guy runs towards me and takes me away from where I am standing in the middle of the bar I am surprised what happened he said boss one lady at your back has just thrown up I look back and 1 of the three has just vomited all beer out, these village girls have never drunk alcohol and that's the effect. I am so off pay bill and head back to rusky land the DJ is playing house with Arabic fun it is and I just so like this Iranian lady at the bar.

But she is surrounded by some men around her so she cannot concentrate who is after her and who is just playing with her so I off go for a round of the club some interesting picks but my mind is stuck on the Pakistan's can't get them off my mind. Club finish and it is drizzling very little and still everybody is at the Moscow shisha all the ladies who haven't found work are there it is extra 1 hour for them and fun it is but not my choice so I come back inside for my pelmini and head towards hues. Just as we are entering hues lift this tall a bit thick Moroccan lady is walking inside hot she is with kajal around her eyes sometimes you get fascinated by these things than the tits and ass and we walk same like yesterday to the bar and my drink is ready order a beer for her and she is hot hot but same problem no English maafi Arabic hahahahah. But we still converse as I am talking from my dick, its over in 5 minutes as she wants another Arabic man so I just walk away how cool it is in Arabic countries in 1 minute it is yes or know, I think I will not even ask beer to Moroccans now but the tall security guy in hues read forced me yesterday that Alex you need to check out the Arabic club they have on the entrance he said he will show me some show stoppers big asses tall thick babes as that is what he likes due to his size hahahahah. Off I head towards to abjar the taxi takes a wrong turn and I pass the house of paki sisters, I though Alex threesome tonight so I call the elder one Miss K and she is so happy to receive my call at 4:30 in the morning she is sounding fresh like fish but she is off to abu-dhabi to pick a new bird landing from Pakistan, I joked her that you have become a mamasan she said alex you wished for me this the first time we fucked do you remember I said yes she said yes I have become and this is lady no. 2 and that now she herself does not fuck much but would love to fuck me and that also for free I said babe calm down you are at airport relax and we say bye. So I call the other sister and who also I have laid my hands on and she didn't take my call must be busy thought so land in abjar, quiet night not much people but still have ladies one very hot tall Moroccan blond hair I see, so I am offered a table next to her and some more 2 or 3 single ladies but this one is hot super hot. This lady is not even looking at me, I try two or three times to look at her pass a smile so I can offer a drink or shisha and start a conversation but she is cold or high headed and then she gets up to go wash room sexy she is hot big wide ass and big boobs nice deep cleavage I try again when she is back there were other ladies who were looking at me but I was taken by this lady she just sucked me in but she was acting as I was invisible I felt so let down. Horny as hell I come back to hues to find any lay it is already 5:15 in the morning but there is some fight going on in hues some Russian is fighting and some African has run off without paying bill all the waiters and security are going haywire fun it is to watch them working once in a blue moon. No good stuff to be found but the Moroccan is still sitting with some Arabic dude but I know this guy he is a handsome guy but a cheapster he can't pay for a second drink how will take a beautiful lady.

So off I go home horny but dejected and so high but dead tired in the morning the weather is so nice but what the fuck do I do, I am alone hot and horny so come home take a hot shower and crash. 8 am the phone starts to ring continuously from the paki chick who was in AD, I said wtf I just ignore again she calls at 8:30 I ignore again then she calls again at 9 we talk and she said Alex sample the new bird and give your expert review I said you crazy it is 9 in the morning, she said I am sending the photo on watsapp, cute chick small town girl she looks I said OK. She said we are coming in 1 hour I was like here I am looking for a paki since 3 nights and here it is coming home delivery wow destiny. The ladies come over she wants drinks and food, pizza hut is ordered and vodka is always there in my home but this new bird says she does not drink I am surprised but its OK so we all start to drink and she is having juice and we are laughing as me and miss k are meeting after 2 months she is on her monthly off other wise she was ready to be fucked in the balcony it is such a turn on she said Alex when are we trying backside I said you are crazy. She said you know I am crazy I have fucked you multiple times you know I am crazy and she is such a nice cocksucker not BJ but just engulfs it in. I forgot which fellow ISG'ian has sampled her as I delete all my pm's daily and he wrote a FR also on her. So me and this new bird start to get cozy as we are sitting together and this boss is sitting a bit far, this dame is hot she is feeling me up and I am feeling her up, 3 or 4 vodkas down and I am now a bit horny as this babe looks good. Off we go to the bedroom to sleep for a while as boss sees me horny, there I start to kiss her on lips I thought that's the max she will do but she just opens her mouth for a full on DFK I am she takes the lead tears my clothes apart, maybe she is horny since some days or she is an expert I don't know but I haven't met a paki who is so enthusiastic in bed, GOD she is a tigress up down all clothes off licks up in my ear smooches licks my nipples and till the toes and then the cocksucker, I don't call it BJ as they don't know how to do it these girls just gulp it down but who cares it makes you very horny and ready for a fuck we started miss and this babe is just asking for more smooches, nipple licking plus I was horny for 3 nights in 10 minutes I am cuming like a breeze. Stay inside her for a while as I am panting and she is continuously kissing me and caressing like a ***** does to her puppies. AWESOME is the word she goes for a shower and comes back fresh she just loves the Herbal Essence Shampoo and Conditioner and man she is smelling nicely now. We start chit chat and boss also comes in between us in the bed just to tease us so we all are laughing and enjoying fooling around. The boss is trying to make me high telling me Alex come tonight to our house lets have a party all of us. But my mind is on round 2 , its been long since I am ready for round 2 so quickly she senses this and leaves us alone. This time the lady takes full charge she is on me after some foreplay which includes DFK catbath BJ she takes all my dick in one smooth flow WOT she has the lead, she does not know how to do it perfectly but still she is trying and man she is hot and wet, we start to talk in our language and I ask her I want you doggy in my language and she said who is stopping you so seductively I am so high I can't tell you, take her in doggy and she bends like an expert I come again in 10 minutes man o man I was so high. She went to the washroom for a shower and the boss comes in now, they want to go as this new lady needs a new sim and some sleep. I must have asked her 10 times to stay I will get everything here only, I even canceled my flight of tomorrow morning in front of them but she said Alex we meet in the night. You come over we will have party at our house. Gosh I have never had a Pakistani girl so horny without alcohol and that also in the morning just from a flight from paki then 2 hours from Abudhabi WOW.

Just now the boss has messaged me she is taken by a client in Ajman for tonight. Unlucky me.

Another night: Another Hunt: I think its time for Iranian or Moroccan. Time to dip in some Arabic pussy.

Adios.

Cheers,

Alex

[Misha Rastov]

Amy comumity would help somebody needing help.

A drink and a meal is always available to anyone in hunger in any communiity, even if he is a total stranger.

But not if he asks for a meal with a specific menu, he is a passer by.

Very sweet explanation. But still some will accuse of racism blah blah blah,. You cannot fight stupid.

[Jimmy K II]

Isn't she charging 1.8 k. Has she discounted. It sounds too much for a HJ. Thanks for the FR.

I also met her in her appt. Out in the desert and she was charging 1. 8 k for 2-3 hours of full MILF GFE and PSE.

Her body is not the best one, but also not too bad. A bit chubby, but not fat.

Her attitude is really nice.

She's really pampering you a lot and if you find the right buttons, then she gets horny like hell.

I got a lot from the menue, started with a BJ on the couch, then followed by cowboy on the bed. From ass to pussy and back.

Very nice and so the first load blowed out.

Followed by a really good massage and a second round with very intense mish and doggy and.

Very good conversation and I left the place really satisfied.

She can be found on a well known massage site.

[Throwster]

I'm not sure if what being portrayed is community or forum spirit. When would community not help someone if they hadn't contributed as much as another?

All I'm saying here is that somebody asked asked a simple question and instead of getting a simple answer got a condescending remark. Let's face it he wasn't asking for somebody to share their patented secret to the AIDS vaccine or something. No need for the attitude really, IMHO.

Toadster.

Now being rude is natural human tendency. If a person is disturbed by the same question by multiple people. The guy would lose patience sometimes. The last few one wouldn't know why he was so agitated would he?

This community you can imagine as people sitting in a room communicating the nitty gritty to each other trying to be private but they can't since they have a big advertising board outside. So people come in, the newcomers and just shout what they need. It doesn't work that way. You come in. You check the logs, you understand the community. You share. Then you can go about asking individuals thru pm for what you need.

And trust me you WILL receive.

[BionicMan]

I'm not sure if what being portrayed is community or forum spirit. When would community not help someone if they hadn't contributed as much as another?

All I'm saying here is that somebody asked asked a simple question and instead of getting a simple answer got a condescending remark. Let's face it he wasn't asking for somebody to share their patented secret to the AIDS vaccine or something. No need for the attitude really, IMHO.

Amy comumity would help somebody needing help.

A drink and a meal is always available to anyone in hunger in any communiity, even if he is a total stranger.

But not if he asks for a meal with a specific menu, he is a passer by.

Any community would be suspicious on his intention and final purpose. Would he be one in (real) need or somebody speculating on good faith of others and trying to get a free ride? Ne day here, one day tehre and his feeding needs are sorted. Isn't it too easy? Has he tried to get a job to pay for his meal or has he been robbed of his wallet.

Mongering is nice but it is not a primary need for human being.

There are already lots of posts (if one RTFF) spreaded around the last 5-10 pages.

So eat the sandwhich that you can see around, just move your eyes and your body to get it. Do not expect to be spoon fed or served at your table.

Let us see you can pay back the food already left around so that also others 8 and even those having prepared your meal) can have a benefit.

Get it?

Or do we need to do a drawing?

[Mr Ricky]

I checked out this palace out after work. I was here a few years ago when I stayed at this hotel. Getting in was ok, they don't have a fee and it was about 75% full. I got a drink and walked around and picked out the working girls. Note, not all girls here are for hire. I spotted 2 blondes and approached them. I bought them a drink and yes they were working. They were from Ukraine and looked really good but so was their fee. 2500 AED. It was only midnight and they did not want to negotiate. They were good company but I moved on upstairs.

Upstairs was another blonde lady who was also looking for business. I got her a drink but we did not click. I spotted a few Indian girls who were in a group and did not approach them. I left and walked cross the road to Tora Tora but they not let me in because I was not on the guest list and did not have a reservation.

[RakeskK]

Thanks to Blackcitizen, met up with this Russian lady who provides massage somewhere in the Sky. Need to say that she fits the MILF category perfectly and has a great attitude. Very curvy and fans of curves will have their hands full. Place is very clean and tastefully done. On arrival, after the introductions, it's straight to the bathing tub for good rub down with a range of molten soap of your liking. Lots of fondling and kissing at this stage. Shower and the action moves to the bed for massage. Great sensual massage with the oils and a unique handjob technique which is as good as fucking a tight and wet pussy. Could not last any longer and I finish dumping on her hand. While she was doing this, I wanted to DATY but she said, "nothing comes near my pussy without protection", but the HJ was so good DATY did not matter. This was followed by green tea and a long conversation. And she can keep up a good conversation for sure. The whole experience lasted 3 hours. Damage 1 K. Maybe I overpaid for a HJ but the experience was unique and never a dull moment.

Isn't she charging 1.8 k. Has she discounted. It sounds too much for a HJ. Thanks for the FR.

[EightyFour]

Just went to York and as previously reported the quality has gone down a lot.

I went there late (after 2) hoping to get a bargain. After scouting the place twice I didn't see any stunners, so settled with a 6/10 PRC. We agreed on 500 for a couple of hours.

Down to the taxi, he asked 40 (cheaper than usual) which I paid.

She took me to the nicest PRC sex apartment I've been to in Dubai so far. Nice and clean big room. The girl paid a room fee of 100, which she tried to ask from me. Obviously I rejected.

Girl was a little chubby, something I haven't had in a while. Deed was average, owo, mish, doggy.

Fine way to end the week, but nothing spectacular.

[Dopey1]

Advertises on a well known Non-Royalist website. Has several raving reviews, all of which are entirely accurate. Lovely smiling demeanour, intelligent, fun, respectful and above all very naughty. Fantastic peach of a bumper, busy and does it all. Don't miss your chance.

[Viking17]

Thanks to Blackcitizen, met up with this Russian lady who provides massage somewhere in the Sky. Need to say that she fits the MILF category perfectly and has a great attitude. Very curvy and fans of curves will have their hands full. Place is very clean and tastefully done. On arrival, after the introductions, it's straight to the bathing tub for good rub down with a range of molten soap of your liking. Lots of fondling and kissing at this stage. Shower and the action moves to the bed for massage. Great sensual massage with the oils and a unique handjob technique which is as good as fucking a tight and wet pussy. Could not last any longer and I finish dumping on her hand. While she was doing this, I wanted to DATY but she said, "nothing comes near my pussy without protection", but the HJ was so good DATY did not matter. This was followed by green tea and a long conversation. And she can keep up a good conversation for sure. The whole experience lasted 3 hours. Damage 1 K. Maybe I overpaid for a HJ but the experience was unique and never a dull moment.

[Toadster]

As Throwster said we are a community but that means we share and contribute equally.

You and the other manager have 1 FR each so at your level of contribution Throwster idea about Yellow Pages and BC about using Google is very apt.

RTFF 'give and take" and see what we mean.

I'm not sure if what being portrayed is community or forum spirit. When would community not help someone if they hadn't contributed as much as another?

All I'm saying here is that somebody asked asked a simple question and instead of getting a simple answer got a condescending remark. Let's face it he wasn't asking for somebody to share their patented secret to the AIDS vaccine or something. No need for the attitude really, IMHO.

[Bizzie]

I would love to get familiar with a tica like this. Bizz from where on the planet do you get gems like this and then you have the guts to ask the photos of these hawties. Your collection is far more awesome and interesting than goods I have ever sampled. I am so jealous.

Alex, the hobby has ruined my life but I have enjoyed it thoroughly, Much like a drug addict. You can see why.

Oooooooooh Bizzie! Right in the heart. Yes. Grace Kelly (Gleyce Kelly). What a peach. I wonder what ever became of her? She was one of my all time top 3 in Brazil hands down. Say, do we get any Brasilairas here in Dubai? I'll tell you, she was a little bit of heaven. Did I ever tell you that I met her Mother in Belo Horizonte? What sweetheart just like her daughter. Fond memories Biz. Thanks, man.

Jake, you did her mother, You bastard . Anyway, this girl was truly one of a kind.

[Misha Rastov]

Need your help to get some GF friendly hotels.

Call me a bluff old traditionalist if you like but have you tried the 'Hotel Information' thread??