Dubai Reports

[SethiatSpace]

I'm back in Dubai for a few weeks because well, frankly, I'm a "sick" man with unlimited libido and I don't mean it in a good way. I can barely focus at work, I want to fuck all the time all the girls. When I was in Russia, I'd fuck two girls each day, with sometimes two shots per fuck. So that's three-four fuck per day, every day, for a whole month. I can't do this here as it's more expensive but I'm getting close. I have never enough and it's making me sad, when I see you guy come for one night and that's it, you're happy.

Anyway, I must say last time Dubai was a little bit disapointing but this time, oh wow!

Day 1:

Started of with Jesse, a tiny viet in Motorcity (https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...ived-motorcity).

Motorcity is in the ass of the world so be ready for that. She is staying in the same apartment as Ami, another tiny viet that is currently away but coming back next month (https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...e-in-motorcity).

The pics of Jesse make her look somehow taller than she is. She is tiny and has braces if that's your kinda thing.

She was wearing what was agreed on but she wasn't clean as asked. Those viet managers are the worse "yes yes" and then they don't even tell the girl anything. Ultra basic english, not much enthusiasm. Disappointing punt to say the least and I'm actually done with viets, despite the VFM.

After that went to Czar, arrived at 23.00 and it was completely empty which surprised me but at 00:00 the place was full. Can't say I was super impressed this time, there are some girls I recognized from before, some new ones. There was one tall girl with nice tits that I was interested in but she was already taken. I'm still trying to meet with her. Generally, I like Czar as the managers are quite nice and the vibe is good but talent was lacking this time.

Day 2:

In one of my contacts, I had the number of LS Agency and they posted about a new 18 yo girl, Alina. She looked good on the video so I negotiated to a more reasonable price as many of the agencies now ask for exhorbitant 1500/1 h or 1200/ h. Some of them get back to earth after a little bit negotiation but others like Freya insist on 1500/1 h and 1000/30 min. Yeah no not going to happen.

Building is in Barsha Heights and the security is annoying, you need to leave your passport with them. Fuck that. She came down as you need a card to get in the lifts. Her face is cute, more girl next door than insta model. She had more weight than reported and than what she looked like on video but still looking good. She wore what was requested and was super clean so I had a blast eating that pussy and ass. She took the pounding like a champ. Basically no english at all but I don't mind as I speak a little of russian, even for a small conversation.

I decided to then checkout RS. And I must say, it's been pretty consistently my least favorite club and extremly disapointing but this time wow, there was at least a dozen hotties that I would rate 7 and 8 easily. Some very tall and fit, with sultry dress, some small and GND clothes. The club is still the worst club of all Dubai, with extreme crowding, a duel between the bouncers and the managers to who is the biggest **** on the planet (I'm thinking managers win this one this time), a non-smoker nightmare. Pricing is also the worse of all clubs, as it's the most expensive to enter and basically anyone and everyone including indie will ask for 1500 as soon as you say more than 1 h. I'm not paying 1500 for 2 h anymore. I stayed till closing time debating who I should take and in the end, I went with Tatianna again, the belarussian. She is still hot but she is still unsufferable as a human being and that's the last time I ever go with her. Her body is still hot overall but now she made some horrendous fake tits, hard as a melon that doesn't suit her at all so this was the final coffin. Gosh I hate fake tits. Still a decent punt, with two shots, and her fake moaning is actually pretty pleasing to my ears.

Day 3:

Went to Nadine for a 1 h facefuck session and she is as she's always been, a very distant pro that you can't make any connection or conversation with. There was a bit too much teeth to my liking this time and she will not get better at taking it deeper so it's the best that you will get from her. If you want a mindblowing facefuck / deepthroat, go to Nikki Riddle in Prague and the meaning of "throat pussy" will reveal itself to you.

At night, went to Premiere. It's the most expensive club at 200 AED without a drink and frankly my least favorite. The club in itself is big with good music and lighting but there is only Iranian talent now and despite probably 100+ girls, there is not a single one I'd take. If you like girls with long chin, a ton of plastic surgery, gigantic fake boobs, even bigger ass and the most over the top look, you'll find what you're looking for there otherwise avoid this club.

I decided to go check Mint after that. Entry is only 50 AED, which makes it the cheaper club. What a difference for me with Premiere! There was a lot of girls, mostly from Uzbekistan and a few black girls. The Uzbek girl have a distinct look, in between russians and chinese so keep that in mind. I kinda dig it. I like small and tiny girls and there was many, at least 5-6 I would not hesitate to take. I settled my eyes on one wearing a classy but sexy skirt in front of me. 19 yo, quite pretty with an angel smile. I didn't negotiate, 1000 dirhams gets you the full night in Mint so by far the best VFM. I'm sure you can negotiate to 800 but I didn't try. The girl was a gem, super cuddly and fun.

Day 4:

Went back to Mint as there was more talent to try. Wanted to go with a miniature girl but she was taken so her manager offered another girl, which was also good looking and slim. Turned out to not be the best choice though. She didn't take a shower in the hotel, saying she already took one home (and?) and wanted to sleep as soon as we arrived, which I refused. She was quite shy, hiding her tits all the time even though I turn almost all the light off. Fucked akwardly and slept. In the morning, she wanted to leave earlier and without a second round, which I refused again. She was hot enough but I wouldn't repeat with her as she was quite strange overall.

Day 5:

On MR, I saw the ad of Asya (https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...asya-18-yo-new), working with "Dubai Hotties". The pics make her look more curvy than she is. This is a very petite very skinny girl which is what I was looking for. Hotel is Elite Byblos near the MOE. No security, you can go straight to the room. Agency manager is useless, nothing I asked was reported to the girl. Overall a good session, the girl has a pretty face and for lover of this format, pretty good.

Day 6:

Went back to Alina for round 2. This time was some crazy russian hooker yelling at an indian dude in the lobby, who then took his ID from security and prompty left. Second session was good like first one.

In the night, I picked up my lovely Uzbek again from Mint for another long night.

Day 7:

This time, I agreed beforehand with the manager of Mint for the other Uzbek I initially wanted. Plan was to pick her up slightly after midnight without going up to the club.

Decided to check first Eve Lounge that was reported by some of you, in the Voco Hotel. There are two sets of elevator, don't get confused as the first ones don't go to Eve Lounge, only to the top lounge. Eve Lounge is on the third floor. Was greeted by a cute waitress, told me there is no entrance fee but minimum spend is 150 which I knew beforehand as I contacted them on whatsapp. Now 150 is cheaper than all the other clubs (except Mint) and they have actually food to eat, not just drinks. So instead of spending 200 in Czar for two drinks, I spent 200 to have a nice dinner while enjoying the view. Staff is nice, except for the bouncer who tried the old "oh you have something for me?" For what bozo, I've never seen you in my life, fuck off. I arrived at 23 and at that time, there isn't many girls. But there was mostly one group of girls with their manager, and a few of her girls sitting with clients. If you're interested in a girl, the waiter will bring her to your table. The 7-10 girls that were here were all good looking, not necessarily my style for all of them, but definitely in good shape, tall, with pretty faces. Easily 7-8, with the odd 6. All dressed up, not like the mess that is in RS where you have girls in jeans and tshirt. One blonde was particularly striking but she was already taken by another customer. Then I saw another beauty join the group, a slim brunette. Took the manager's number and then left. I will definitely come back, this is a really cool relaxed place with nice talent, thanks for the reviews.

Went to Mint pick up the Uzbek. Forgot her name, 21 yo. She was very distant in the car and in the bed. Was looking for booze as soon as we reached the hotel. Didn't live up to the expectation in my head. She also wanted to leave early, seems like a common trick of Uzbeks at least in Mint. But for the life of me, what in the world does it make as difference for them if they leave at 6 or 7?

Day 8:

Went back to Asya for round 2. Made me wait 20 min, was half-asleep (late afternoon), not much energy. I like her but this was the tipping point, I will not return.

Went back to RS at night. Plenty of nice fish. Talked to a young pretty indie russian blonde, Alina, standing near the entrance but she wouldn't give her phone number. I saw her later at night and even as an indie, she wants the RS-fuckery of 1. 5 k for 2 h. Declined.

There was another hot tall blonde in the middle with sportswear. Big rack, probably fake though but can't tell and a delicious ass. Talked to the manager, same shit. 1. 5 k for 2 h, declined. I absolutely despise these "managers".

Was contemplating trying someone else but pinged the manager from Eve Lounge instead. The girls I was interested in were taken or already home as it was past closing time but she offered other options. One girl striked me and we made a deal for 2 h and I went to pick her up. What a pretty girl. Zero english but she was smiling all the way, shy but what a body. Not for the lover of big tits but very pretty face and ass on a slim toned body. Sometimes the pics don't do girls justice as many times, I would pick a girl I have seen but was doubting it on pics.

I am not done yet, will report back for me. Dubai has so many choices and I want them all. Traffic is absolutely dog shit though right now and I feel like everything is now so fucking expensive.

[JackThePlaya]

Thinking of getting a hotel room next Monday before the month long Ramadan. Who feels like having an orgy? DM if you want to get some WGs together and have a party.

[Aimara]

Mint, Manhattan hotel.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/club+mint / at 25.2516606,55.2907935,17 z / data=!4 m6!3 m5!1 s0 x3 e5 f43 bb45 eb9711:0 x28548 aad68626291!8 m2!3 d25.2514001!4 d55.2908015!16's%2 Fg%2 F11 gnpl4 q4 q?entry=ttu.

Can you please let us know the exact hotel & location for Mint and Mirchi. I think there are several places with the same name which confuses me.

Thank you.

[Aimara]

Mirchi, Ramee Royal Hotel.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/It's+Mirchi+Restaurant / at 25.2491248,55.3130277,17 z / data=!4 m14!1 m7!3 m6!1 s0 x3 e5 f432 a98 f3 f5 ed:0 x3 a7 b089840 aef0 b9!2 sIt's+Mirchi+Restaurant!8 m2!3 d25.2489065!4 d55.3123866!16's%2 Fg%2 F11 bbrmxln5!3 m5!1 s0 x3 e5 f432 a98 f3 f5 ed:0 x3 a7 b089840 aef0 b9!8 m2!3 d25.2489065!4 d55.3123866!16's%2 Fg%2 F11 bbrmxln5?entry=ttu.

Can you please let us know the exact hotel & location for Mint and Mirchi. I think there are several places with the same name which confuses me.

Thank you.

[Arjuna Alpha]

Can you please let us know the exact hotel & location for Mint and Mirchi. I think there are several places with the same name which confuses me.

Thank you.

I would throw Mint and Mirchi into the mix. They can be hit and miss, but you can definitely pick up some gems.

Eve at Voco (which has been written up before) is also ok, have been there once, similar to Blu at Raddison in Diera in the old days, small place and mainly managed EE.

Someone on the forum asked about 'diamonds in the rough' which got me thinking. I had also mentioned York, you can get lucky there sometimes and pick up a girl new to Dubai before she realises that she is better off plying her trade elsewhere. I would also add Imperial Suites. I have not been there since pre-covid. It used to be a nightmare to drive to, but was good for cheap afternoon takeaway. The last time I visited it reminded me of the Cantina from Star Wars and I gave up after that, the place was full of shockers. Not sure if it is still open, would be great to get some intel if it is still in business and anyone has been recently.

[Pk099]

What is damage for Filipina and Russian?

I only had one night in Dubai on a stopover so I wanted to make the most of it. Went to Ratsky early on and found a petite 30 YO Filipina before the crowd arrived. I think most of the Viets had gone home for lunar new year as by the time I left there were a lot of guys and few options. Had a enjoyable two hours back at the hotel before sending her away so I could "sleep" before my morning flight. Then grabbed a taxi to Red Square. There seemed to be more Russians than usual and less of the other nationalities I'd seen there in the past. Ended up taking a 24 YO Russian back. My past experience with Russians has been hit and miss but this one was friendly, spoke reasonable English and fucked better than the Filipina. It was a short but satisfying stop.

[FriendlyGuyHi]

I only had one night in Dubai on a stopover so I wanted to make the most of it. Went to Ratsky early on and found a petite 30 YO Filipina before the crowd arrived. I think most of the Viets had gone home for lunar new year as by the time I left there were a lot of guys and few options. Had a enjoyable two hours back at the hotel before sending her away so I could "sleep" before my morning flight. Then grabbed a taxi to Red Square. There seemed to be more Russians than usual and less of the other nationalities I'd seen there in the past. Ended up taking a 24 YO Russian back. My past experience with Russians has been hit and miss but this one was friendly, spoke reasonable English and fucked better than the Filipina. It was a short but satisfying stop.

Great report. Very efficient use of your time! Mind sharing some details on expenses?

[RedLeo]

Visit Dreamz at Concorde Creek View Hotel or visit Sur Sangam in Grand Astoria Hotel or visit D1 in Royal Ascot Hotel.

Hello Everyone,

Recently moved to Dubai. Had some luck mongering with Europeans and Asians through MR and the massage parlours. The quality in Dubai is undoubtedly much better than India. However I have been craving for good Pakistani or Indian skin for sometime now. I know a lot of reviews mention hit or miss experience for the desis. However, I don't care about that, but I am really craving for super hot desis (Indians or Pakis). Any help will be appreciated. Please don't recommend any average looking girl. Even if the service is average, the girl needs to be super cute or hot. Any recommendations will be appreciated and reciprocated.

[Huboon]

I only had one night in Dubai on a stopover so I wanted to make the most of it. Went to Ratsky early on and found a petite 30 YO Filipina before the crowd arrived. I think most of the Viets had gone home for lunar new year as by the time I left there were a lot of guys and few options. Had a enjoyable two hours back at the hotel before sending her away so I could "sleep" before my morning flight. Then grabbed a taxi to Red Square. There seemed to be more Russians than usual and less of the other nationalities I'd seen there in the past. Ended up taking a 24 YO Russian back. My past experience with Russians has been hit and miss but this one was friendly, spoke reasonable English and fucked better than the Filipina. It was a short but satisfying stop.

[Elden Lord]

Thanks for a good report. Dubai traffic has been in the same category as death and taxes for a while now, unavoidable!

Downtown traffic more unavoidable than Barsha massage cards. The conferences really kills it right now, especially the current Gulfoods conference.

[Komnetkijken]

Hey everyone, any quick tips I could use or maybe recommendations for MPs?

First time mongering in Dubai so I'm hoping to make the best out of it.

Without PM its kind of difficult to share this type of information. I mean, check the forum and you'll find all information. And if you want more, then you'll need PM.

[New Mongerer]

Hey everyone, any quick tips I could use or maybe recommendations for MPs?

First time mongering in Dubai so I'm hoping to make the best out of it.

[Komnetkijken]

I had yet another week of fun in Dubai. My report.

Visited the infamous Red Square. For me, it still delivers. Found a true hem that I repeated the next day, immediately after I had another girl already. I just wanted the girl again, and will definitely repeat when I have the chance. Paid 1 k for 1 h or 1,5 k for 2 h, through a long time manager. The manager had some other interesting options too, and new arriving in the week. Entrance 200 with 2 drinks included.

Visited Eve Lounge. Quality and quantity was good, but the setup is a bit difficult. No entrance fee but minimum spend of 200. There are more bars in same hotel but haven't checked them.

Visited Ayoush. Great food and nice atmosphere. Good to see the girls though they are not my taste. However, I understand others might like them.

Visited Premiere. I don't know, I both hate it and love it. I hate it for the 200 entrance fee without any drinks. I love it for the spacious setup, good music and lots of girls, though the quality was mediocre.

Visited El Barrio. Wasn't impressed by it. There were about 20 girls, only a few that were doable.

Visited Regal Club (Regent palace). Didn't like it. Didn't like the music, didn't like the setup (all seated), nor the girls. And it's full of smoke, even worse than Red Square.

Also visited some massage but nothing to report on that.

So in short I definitely enjoyed my week. I had the luck of finding a true gem in RS and will try to repeat her bcs she's amazing, exactly my type in every aspect.

[Rax Kumar]

Hello Everyone,

Recently moved to Dubai. Had some luck mongering with Europeans and Asians through MR and the massage parlours. The quality in Dubai is undoubtedly much better than India. However I have been craving for good Pakistani or Indian skin for sometime now. I know a lot of reviews mention hit or miss experience for the desis. However, I don't care about that, but I am really craving for super hot desis (Indians or Pakis). Any help will be appreciated. Please don't recommend any average looking girl. Even if the service is average, the girl needs to be super cute or hot. Any recommendations will be appreciated and reciprocated.

[Aimara]

Thanks for a good report. Dubai traffic has been in the same category as death and taxes for a while now, unavoidable!

All the pain points you raise, most of us who have mongered in Dubai will relate. The add-ONS (and I put requests for taxi money in the same category) can be mitigated by making sure it is all agreed upfront and the price is with 'no extras'. I am assuming the members of this forum make up a very small (maybe irrelevant) percent of the customers in Dubai, but we can do our small bit by just making the point on all inclusive and then sticking to our guns.

The bait and switch or flattering photo's is a harder one, especially when its hotel / home delivery and late in the evening. Sometimes you end up feeling sorry for the girl and sometimes for yourself (if its too late in the evening to get a replacement in) and just take what is standing there in front of you. I have only sent a girl back on a few occasions, but again the more of us are prepared to do that and more often, may influence some behaviour changes.

As you conclude, all said and done, Dubai is still good value for the overall choice and experience.

I returned from my last trip and I have a few notes.


- Negotiating a dinner date with a WG can be risky. Some of these WGs just don't know how to dress discretely and conservatively for a normal date. I don't need you wearing hooker heels and a shiny platinum dress to a acrobat show (I went to La Perla). Also, some want to overcharge for the privilege of a free meal.

- Moving forward, I will continue sticking to my strategy of only going to the meat markets. As well as asking detailed questions beforehand. Despite its flaws, its insane expenses, and the effort of taxi cabs it takes, the amount of WGs and the diversity of Dubai still can't be beaten.