2005 Dubai Archived Reports

[ExpatCat]

JSF,
It was a pleasure to meet you. Your reports have always been erudite, interesting and informative. Your contributions will be sorely missed.

Good luck and good hunting in future.

Cheers

Expatcat

[Cool Tiger]

JSF,

Sorry to find out that you are leaving Dubai. At least I had the opportunity of meeting you at York, albeit for a short while, when I bought you that long-promised drink. I was in the process of contacting you as there is a possibility of a Dubai trip in mid-Jan. Shame.

11B has summed you up nicely. All the best in your new venture back home. Take care.

[Bizzie]

Say it ain't so JSF, Say it ain't so

I was just finalizing my plans to visit DXB (Feb) and was hoping to catch up with you, and other locals again for a beer or two.

I never got a chance to go the E's or F's house, but your play by play was simply awesome. (and enviable!)

We'll all hate to see you go, including the selfish ones who only wanted contacts!

Bon Voyage!

[11Bravo]

I am on my way back home.

Just about any reader of this thread, either regular or occasional visitor, is familiar with JSF - in either of his incarnations, JustSumFun or JustFun10. Since the beginning of this thread, any page or 2, you'll find an entertaining post by the man.

Some of us have had the privilege of meeting him in person. JSF was the 1st person from the forum I met face to face, YEARS ago. He is a case where the man matches his posts: always a cheerful word, a friendly smile. Hard for me to think of anyone with a more positive, outgoing nature. I do believe, even if he were delivering the most dire news, along the lines of "you only have 2 weeks to live", he'd find a way to put a postive spin on it, something like, "So now those Cyclone entrance fees will be immaterial, so go and enjoy."

I'd say he was the friendliest of the regular posters, always willing to meet with another punter, providing pointers. Unfortunately, some took advantage of that, his helpfulness not being met in kind, but such is life. He never let it get him down, always the optimist.

Many of us have/will post for some period of time, then fade away as circumstances change. That's the nature of being transient in a foreign country. But his on-site reporting of the house scene will certainly be missed, as well as his presence at the York. Life does go on, punting will continue, but certainly the pleasant opportunity, standing in the York bar, of hearing a genuine "So, mate, how are you?" will be missed.

Safe journey, JSF. Always a pleasure, and I do apologize for not being able to say goodbye in person.

[Piper1]

JSF - we could have met up again - I was in York Dec 24 also, but after midnight and some partying elsewhere. It was busy. I was there playing pool with a group of friends, including some non-P4P gals and Miss Wildcat/Bodyguard.

It was a little tense for a minute when the young freebie blonde from last week came and said hello, with the three cheek-kisses (during which I whispered that my wife was nearby). She was good - she immediately whispered back "No problyem, I am only here for the pool". Later, she came and asked me where her new "boyfriend" was - yet another guy who she had the previous night. She showed me a lusty SMS he sent her, and raved over him as if it's going to be a relationship. This is why I wanted to stay clear of her. Once she gets her hooks in ...

Another funny moment was when I was walking past a group of beautiful African gals with Miss Wildcat, and one of them (who I had taken in the distant past) grabbed me and shouted happily "Hey how are you?". I shouted back above the loud music - "Hey! Good to see you again!" kept walking (fast!) and winked at my wife, who smiled, "knowing" I was just mucking around. Or maybe not.

All in all a pretty festive mood at York - full of gals from all nationalities.

cheers

Piper

[JustSumFun]

The York is back in business. I met up with Ohio29 on the 24th. Since York was closed, as far as we knew, we decided we would walk over to the Panorama. It was quite early, about 7:30 pm and the rest of the venues only get swinging after 9 or so.

As we were crossing the Junction near the York I noticed the York Club sign was on. We took a chance and walked in. It was open. The place was not very busy, afterall it was x'mas eve, and many people did not know it was open anyways. We found a table and settled down with our drinks. I was happy to be back at the place where I have met so many of the forum members. And also it gave me the opportunity to say goodbye to my fav waitresses.

The next day, 25th, went to the TGIT to hook up with Superman. again a bit early, around noon. the place was not at all full. Lots of empty places. Sat at a table in the far corner and ordered drinks. A couple of chinese and a couple of CIS came by to enquire about our health. Told them we were fine and just having drinks. They took a hint and left.

Found out from Superman that my third filipino contact turned out excellent. He is quite particular about the looks and if he says it was good then it has gotta be good.

Thanks to Travel Buddy for that contact.

Piper: Thanks mate. Wish I could have met everyone of my friends before leaving. But it is very short notice and everyone must be busy with the festivities.

If you do come over to my part of the world the Pints will be on me mate.


Justfun

[Piper1]

JSF - All the best with the move. What will the gals at F's place do without you?

Been a busy year for both of us, so little chance of catching up, but hope to do so if and when you get back here. If not, I plan to get to your part of the world in 2006. I'll gladly engage you as my mongering tour guide, in return for the princely sum of a pint or two.

cheers,

Piper

PS - I'll be seeing Nana tomorrow - that is, Nana Plaza in BKK.

[JustSumFun]

Hello friends,

I am on my way back home. Dont know if and when I will be back. But it has been great knowing you guys. Well many of you anyways. I will be posting again from home country once I get there. Will keep checking on the dubai thread to see what new developements.

It has been a privelege knowing a lot of you guys personally. Wish all the forum members a Happy New Year.

Just a short update on the last couple of days.

Went to the other side of the pond to say good bye to E and her ladies. But for some reason they did not pick up my call. It was a bit too early for them and maybe they were sleeping. Wish I had got a chance to say it in person.

The Called up F and she responded. Went to her place and thought of a threesome. F was out with a client but the others were all there. Natasha, Nana, Julia and a new one I had never seen before. The new one looked like she had just got up. Puffy eyed with sleep. So did not want to disturb her sleep. Asked Nana and Natasha to give me company. Inside the room I was told that if I wanted one round with each lady it would cost me double of the double. For a threesome it seems they charge double for one shot only. But If I wanted one shot with each lady then it would be double of double.

Well I just invited Natasha out of the room and asked Nana to stay on. No point going into all those gymnastics with two ladies and paying so much more for the dubious pleasure. Nana as always was great. Very kissable lips, nice rack with lovely half cm nips. She just loves kissing. And DATY drives her wild. Gives a great BBBJ. Very good attitude. Not exactly a stunner so those of you who go for the stunning looks can look elsewhere.

When I came out of the room Natasha asked me what took me so long. I complained that Nana just would not finish and I did not want to leave her hanging. We all had a good laugh at Nana's expense. All good fun. Waited a while more for F but she did not come back. Bid good bye to the ladies, might never see them again, because even if I do make my way back they might be gone by then.

Taking some sweet memories of the ladies with me. And some great pictures. Back in home country I dont know the scene. But some members have been kind enough to forward a few contacts to me including one for a foreigner. Sounds tempting. And the rates my friend mentioned, although a bit on the high side compared to dxb, sound ok for a once in a while kind of a thing.

Cheers everyone.

The one good thing about going back home is that I will be able to log into the forum without any difficulty. There is always a silver lining in every cloud.

Any of you guys coming my way please do let me know. Will be a pleasure to hook up if possible.

Justfun

[11Bravo]

Novice in Dubai

Let's see, your 1st post, none of the SAME, OLD questions, just a well written FR. The only negative item in your post for me is I don't have a clue as how to pronounce your handle, Hircineior. But very nice report, and just shows what can be done, even in a very limited time, IF you avail yourself of the resources here.

Glad things worked out for you. That time period between 4pm and 8pm can be a bit tricky. Other late afternoon/early evening places to check out are: Admiral Plaza bar (between 4 and 6, say), and Astoria (TGIT) AFTER the bar reopens at 6pm. Hopefully, next time, you'll be here longer and check out more of the attractions.

Again, very nicely done. If only there would be more like you.

[Piper1]

Good work Hircineior - and a great idea to pack a hard copy of Bravo's FAQs with you. I'm not much of an Imperial fan, for a number of reasons, but there are gems to be found everwhere.

Was it your first time in Dubai, or first time mongering in Dubai?

Looking forward to your next reports.

cheers

Piper

[Hircineior]

Thanks to 11Bravo and others in the Dubai forum for all the accurate information provided. On my short UAE visit it allowed just a few hours of free time to result in a thrifty, easy, and hassle-free experience without a shred of disappointment. Actually, one disappointment – I won’t be getting back to Dubai for several months.

Between an afternoon meeting downtown, and late dinner with clients – I had no more than four hours to cruise, to choose, to strike a deal, to relish the pleasure of commodity sex, to pat a hard-working little Ukrainian bottom on it’s way out the door, and then to shower and dress before my dinner guests arrived at the hotel bar downstairs. It was a delicate proposition, but achievable thanks to the forum!

After reading lots of posts, the Staying Alive bar at Imperial Suites seemed promising to me for starters, but it was not open yet when my taxi arrived there just after 18:00. I regrouped, and consulted 11Bravo’s Venue post, which I had cleverly printed, folded, and stashed in my pocket. Looking around I noticed the neon sign of the Panorama Hotel around the corner, so I set out for Jockey’s. It was open but mostly empty at 18:30. I nursed a 12dh beer and watched as three Chinese WGs wandered in, one at a time. One girl who looked to be about 6 of 10 stood on the other side of the bar for a while without attracting much interest. I eyed her enough that she came over to proposition me. As she walked across the room she dropped to a four. I told her thanks, but I just came in to watch the cricket. At 19:00 I figured, “hey time’s a wastin’ ” and I headed back to Imperial Suites.

They had just opened the doors there. The bar was empty except for bouncers, waiters, and a flock of 8 or 9 CIS crowded around a table with a single beer in the middle - and just as the forum reported – a straw in it. I ordered a beer for 24dh. One of the girls immediately caught my eye. She had long legs, slim hips, flat midriff and an awkward way of walking on high heels, which made me imagine she was a novice. I adore novices, and she was an eight of ten.

I made a B-line for her and asked her name. I was amazed; she didn’t even know enough English to answer me. She just looked at me, dumbfounded, with her turquoise eyes. I don’t think I ever saw a girl with such big lips on such a small mouth.

Fortunately the other girls there spoke a little English, and the chubby one was fluent – go figure. They interpreted for me, and I started off with a great line, “I’ve got two hours, no more.” While three of the other girls quickly polished off my beer by sharing the straw around, Chubby summoned Madame Natasha and she set the price at 500 dh. I didn’t have time to quibble, so I took the girl’s hand and headed for the door.

Not so fast! Natasha needed to give my novice a mobile phone and a small purse filled with useful items she’d need for our date. I guess they don’t allow any freelancing in this group so Madame controls the phones. So much for getting a number for my next visit. She advised me to take the girl to her apartment nearby, but I insisted on my hotel instead.

Madame Natasha also wanted the full fee up front at the club. I knew better than that from reading the forum advice, so I immediately refused, “No way, I only pay the girl.” Natasha wouldn’t negotiate on this point though. She assured me, “This girl is new. You won’t have any problems with her. Where’s she gonna go?”

Guys, you would have been so proud of me. I just shook my head and walked away. “It’s my way, or the highway.” I was very firm. I walked out the door and down the hall to the gent’s room, and while I was in there I started reflecting on the fact that there is more than one way for a man to be firm. Thinking about the novice, I realized that I had set my teeth on the bit. Hmm. I really wanted some Ukrainian pussy before dinner. So I zipped up, and went back to the bar. Sheepishly I put 500 dh in Natasha’s fist. She smiled, called the girl, and called us a taxi.

I was also a little worried when I realized the taxi was unofficial, and without a meter, and I figured there was a rip off waiting in the wings there as well, but fortunately not. When we arrived at my hotel I didn’t ask the fare, but handed him the same amount I paid going. There were no problems with him, and none with the staff a my 5-star hotel either. (Just as reported on the hotel list.)

My new Ukrainian lover (call her D’Anna – that’s close enough.) was clearly more accustomed to working out of one of Natasha’s apartments. I think she was a little awed by the hotel lobby and the room, but she quickly settled-in over glass of Bailey’s (from the duty free) and then wanted to shower. She was a wet nymphette when she came back in, wearing the hotel bathrobe; looking and smelling more like a college girlfriend than a WG. She blew me, rode me, then rolled over and put her ass up in the air for doggy. Finally she rolled back over and kissed me deeply while I gazed into her Turquoise eyes and pumped a first load of cum into her smooth-shaven pussy.

After some cuddles and a mutual massage she just started sucking my prick again with no prompting. She gobbled it so deeply and eagerly that I decided to put her at the edge of the bed, lay her head back and really fuck her face a bit. That wasn’t easy to explain without words, but fucking is the universal language. The position seemed to be a new one for her. She laughed at first, but ended up gagging and choking some at the end. She then signaled that was enough oral by pulling her knees back to her chest and spreading her **** lips with two fingers. I followed her unspoken suggestion, banging away and slipping a fingertip into her asshole until I popped a second time. By then it was time to get ready for dinner.

I gave her the hand signal for: I'm finished fucking you now. She called her handlers and looked around for a cigarette. There were none. I poured her another drink instead and enjoyed my last gazes at her big soft lips, amazing eyes, long legs, and smooth little ass while she showered and dressed. Then I felt a little bad, because I had to rush her out the door before her driver arrived downstairs. I didn’t want to leave her in the room while I was in the shower, though I don’t think this one would actually have made any trouble. I think she would even have stayed another hour if I had wanted – I only wish I could have spared the time. Damn clients!

I walked her back to lobby and got a last taste of those puffy lips in the elevator. Rushing back to the room with my mission accomplished, I showered and dressed and zipped down to the bar in time to meet my guests.

Thanks again to all the forum regulars. I couldn’t have done her without you! I encourage everyone to support the world's developing economies by enjoying the hobby in Dubai. Remember to use condoms, and be kind and gentle with your WGs. They deserve it.

[Cool Tiger]

Steve,

Enjoyed reading your reports. Fell off my chair laughing my head off when I got to the part about your car "disappearing" and you having had to call the LE.

Some explanation! In other parts of the world, you would have been asked to pop into the local station to explain wasting valuable police time, lol.

[Piper1]

Endorse (Steve's) comment ref Regal - best band and good selection of girls what more does a monger want only down side is happy hour has been stoped over the xmas new year period! 50dhms to get in - just walk on by.

Great reports Steve (as I mentioned on you-know-where).

Regal entry fee: When I arrived at Regal last night, I resigned myself to having to pay, as I saw they were still enforcing the new "must pay" policy with the guys in front of me. I even had my hand in my pocket to take out the cash and said "I guess I have to pay huh?", but the door-guys just winked with a smile and tilted their heads, signalling me to head up the stairs - no charge.

Well, I survived my grilling tonight - just a few minutes of grilling while I suitably hung my head in shame and jutted out my bottom lip in my best "I'm sowwy" look for getting home so late. Miss W tried bluffing by saying she had called the mate I was supposed to be out with last night, and I wasn't with him. I had just spoken with him, so I knew it was a bluff. A hour later, and she's calling me nice names again. Will take it easy for a while - can't handle those big nights as much as when I was a young bachelor (a few months ago ). Steve - you must have been knackered!

Miss W is getting sentimental and is hinting strongly that she wants to go and visit her family for a month. Please no! I'll die.

[My Kapitan]

Got myself down to Jockeys to re-acquaint myself after an 18 month absence. Place was about 50% full - mainly CIS, 1 Chinese and 2 Africans. The African lady wasted no time In pouncing on me, which immediately got me tense in anticipation of annoying persistence these ladies are known for, however when I told her I was not interested she immediately left me alone - what a relief. I would rate the girls in the place all 4 / 5's - a disappointment after my last time when I had such a great time. By the time I had sunk my second beer there was no improvement so I left for Rockafellas.

Walked in the building and the security guy asked me to pay Dhs50 - WTF!! - I protested but its either a new policy, my face is not known or he just did not like the look of me - so I paid - at least I had a beer included. Upstairs the place was about 75% full - this is more like it - the band was playing great tunes. Walked around the place - 100% CIS - would have rated them 4 - 8's - but nothing that really stood out instantly.

At last I can access the forum again! Blocked in the UAE so i am writing this in Jordan - expensive and no real action. I now only attend Jockeys on members draw night as the atmosphere has changed so much (3500dhms next week which begs the question what would I do if I won!) . It used to be one of the best joints in town but the management now let anyone in as per Steves comments above. I have nothing against Africans but they are too pushy, even to the extent of pinching your arm when you are in female company and obviously 'busy'. Its just not the done thing old gal.

Endorse your comment ref Regal - best band and good selection of girls what more does a monger want only down side is happy hour has been stoped over the xmas new year period! 50dhms to get in - just walk on by.

[Steve Dubai]

After bidding farewell to Annie, I just wanted to crash out for a few hours. I got the car back home, then back again to the hotel and quickly fell asleep. I was woken by my mobile ringing & ringing. I tried to ignore it and sleep, but I was now awake so looked to see who was calling. 3 missed calls from the wife and 1 from AnQi (From Day2).

Got the call with the wife out of the way. As soon as I closed the line AnQi called so I answered. She said she missed me & would I be seeing her tonight. My plans were for Rockafellas, so I told her no, maybe another time. She asked what I was doing - to which I stupidly said nothing - "please, please, please can I see you now" was the reply. Now I was actually feeling a little horny having just woken up, so the words "Okay" seemed to come out quicker than my brain was working. As soon as I closed the line I thought this will really screw up my evening plans.

AnQi arrived about 20 minutes later and was wearing a sort of abyaa type long jacket. When she took this off my jaw nearly dropped to the floor, she was wearing a school girl outfit - white blouse, short tartan skirt, long white socks - s**t my pecker was at attention in an instant. Music on, dim lights and into action we went - this was certainly a memorable 90 minutes. After a mind blowing session, and with her head on my chest, my mind started to think how to play out the evening. It was now 6.30pm. I had wanted to hit Rockafellas again, then I looked at the white blouse hanging on the end of the chair, and the tartan skirt still wrapped around her waist - decisions, decisions.........

With only a few hours left, the only decision I could take was to bid farewell to AnQi and hit Rockafellas later - tough one I know, but variety has to win over in my situation, given my limited opportunities.

I told AnQi to get dressed, but it was hard watching her do that, and bid her farewell. If only they could dress like that in Cyclone!! I prised myself out of bed and got into the shower to freshen up.

I now needed to let my balls re-fill, so decided to head across to the Marbles Bar at the Intercont. And listen to the Filipino band. Arrived there at around 9.30 and place was almost full, I grabbed the last table next to the entrance door. There were about 15 CIS, rate them 5-7. I listened to 2 sets from the band, which was enjoyable, then around 11pm decided to make tracks back to Rockafellas.

Got there at around 11.20pm and the place was very busy. I would say girl/guy ratio was 2:1 and would rate them 5 - 8 with a couple of 9's. Ordered a beer and made a circuit of the place. Bumped into "Sherry" from Day 1, but only a quick Hi - I could fall back on her if nothing else of interest appears. After ordering my second beer, I spotted a stunning girl, would rate her 9 or 10 - moved myself across close, avoiding the looks of 2 others who thought I was approaching them. Stood next to her & her friend at the bar and glanced over - we exchanged eye contact, then a guy came over to talk to her. I studied her figure, it passed, although not very large in the boobs department, nice black dress, with open cleavage. The guy left and she glanced over to me - I was not sure yet to make a move. Another guy came over, and they seemed to be laughing and hitting it off, then he left. I asked her what happened there? She replied he wanted a discount. I said from what? She said Dhs500. Now here I tried with my sense of humor to say "you're worth more than that and he must be mad to even try with your good looks" - however her response was "I know my price, its not your business" - this turned me off completely - too cold. Well she was the loser - I would have paid Dhs500 / Dhs 600 for what I saw.

Time by now had moved on to 1am, so I wanted now to cut my losses and catch up with "Sherry". Could not see her initially, but then found her on the other side of the room. Wearing a dark red top and short denim skirt. She was happy to see me, threw her arms around me and kissed me on the cheek (Imagine this in Cyclone!!). We spent the next hour drinking & dancing with her friends.

2.30 or so and I said lets go. Back to my hotel and she was straight in the bathroom. I saw the remains of a wet patch on the bed, so quickly turned over the quilt. Sherry returned and said she just wanted me to lay down and let her do everything. BBBJ moving into various positions, she said she likes it hard - so hard we started pumpin'. DATY got her well orgasmed, and truning round she asled for Anal, which is not my thing. After a few more positions it was clear I was going to struggle to finish, so she pulled out my pecker and started BBBJ again. I was starting to build up, when she said to come over her pussy - the movement of her lying back down however cooled things down, so she was quickly filling her mouth again, then asking for it in her face - which I duly obliged.

I collapsed on the bed. It was now 4.30 - oh s**t - I told Sherry she had to go then packed my things, had to check out, and get a taxi back home before the maid woke up at 5.30am - just making it in time.

The the alarm clock sang its tune at 6.45am

Well, my break was exhausting, a slow start, but enjoyable in the end. It has taken me two days to recover and experienced yet again a couple of surprises on the way. This trip the CIS and Chinese experience were finally balanced, compared to my last stint for which I was favouring the CIS.

I just hope it won't be another 18 months before I am allowed back in the field.