Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

**Centaurus** · 01-02-09 05:34

Originally Posted by Mick Licker

So I have missed out seeing her several days purely because I didn't phone and didn't go to that Soapy. Silly man. Should have phoned every girl on day one to see how the land lies.

HaHaHa 555... so what's her number? How much time do I have before you are back??

**Giotto** · 01-02-09 05:22

Originally Posted by Mick Licker

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She asked "Why didn't you phone before? I am now back in BKK, same soapy as before"
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Mick Licker,

ROFLMAO

!

Giotto

PS: I think I will visit Utopia in the afternoon

!

**M P Lurker** · 01-02-09 05:12

I decided to go to ChiangMai for 4 days for various reasons after a nice stay at the lodge including New Year celebrations.

Sent a New Year message to my old favourite soapy girl who had moved to ChiangMai, working Big C, and indicated that I was arriving in town.

She soon phoned me. I asked if there was any chance of a meeting despite her having a BF.

She asked "Why didn't you phone before? I am now back in BKK, same soapy as before"

So I have missed out seeing her several days purely because I didn't phone and didn't go to that Soapy. Silly man. Should have phoned every girl on day one to see how the land lies.

**Giotto** · 01-02-09 04:24

Originally Posted by RonnieMonger

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2, 000. 3, 000 baht bar fines are ridiculous.
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RonnieMonger,

Bar fines on that level are the exception even in Soi 33. There are some bars (as I know Renoir) trying to charge this barfines (for models, mamasans) - but I don't think they are very successful with this business model. The usual barfine is a round THB 1,500.00, and as I see it at the moment the prices are falling.

Traditionally Soi 33 is and expat road - tourists usually visit Patpong, Soi Nana and Soi Cowboy. Most of the bars are hostess bars here, you can sit with a girl, buy her a drink and she then stays with, talking, dancing - you have some company. You try the same in Soi Nana, and you will find out that the girl disapperas after a short while to dance at the pole, not even sure that she returns.

The business model is completely different - some customers like it, others don't. Depends on your individual taste.

I always give the following recommendation to my customers: If you want to be the main actor in a porn movie go to Eden Club, if you want exceptional/special sex go to a massage parlour (e.g. Tulip), if you want to have a perfect body go to a meat market and select one (Gogo bars, Nana, Cowboy), and if you are looking for company / GFE check out the bars in Soi 33.

Giotto

**Fox Two** · 01-01-09 11:54

Originally Posted by RonnieMonger

While I am very aware that a major advertiser has created a very successful business here with some very loyal and satisfied customers, I just don't understand why any experienced mongerer in Bangkok would pay the prices asked by the bars on Soi 33...

I'm not flaming. If you can enlighten me please do! I'm always willing to learn about new places!

I would say Soi 33 offers a better opportunity at finding good companionship rather than sex. Not having to compete with cruder, less savory sorts of mongers who congregate at the lower Soi's is a plus. Quality of service tends to be better. Girls tend to have better conversation skills as their livelihood depends more on the ability to communicate, rather than shaking bodily assets. A monger staying at the same place where a girl works is much less likely to be robbed outright (Note: Good negotiation skills is still required). Wherever you hunt, it is still a gamble. Doing it on Soi 33 just hedges your bet a little if you are looking for good company and not too concerned about cost.

That's just my view. Other mongers may have other reasons.

Cheers and Happy New Year,

F2

**Centaurus** · 01-01-09 10:25

Originally Posted by Mick Licker

Eventually we agreed, I thought, that she would come back to my room for the night and leave in the morning.

I thought so too, but hey...

Miss S didn't feed me too much bullshit while in the bar, was generally fun and really seemed to be horniiiii. Which actually worried me a bit because I prefer sleep to sex after tequila and at 2.30 in the morning. So, definitely LT was called for here and agreed upon (or so I thought).

She hopped into bed the moment we got into the room. No tits at all, nice butt. After some pumping she mentioned that she would leave soon to party with "friends". Well, then, that's a coitus interruptus right there and bye bye baby.

We of course both "think" that we had agreed on LT, but maybe we were not specific enough. If not outright scammed, we were definitely tricked. Not a sanuk ending to an otherwise lovely party.

Anyway... happy New Year

**RonnieMonger** · 01-01-09 04:48

Originally Posted by Seeko

If you "simply don't get this Soi 33 thing", then, you probably "don't get" the differences between Coach and Business/First Class, fine dining and fast food, catered buffet and food-court plates, 5-star deluxe hotel and budget motel, limousine and taxi, Rolex/Omega and Casio/Timex, tailored Armani and off-the-rack blazer, custom jewelry and factory trinkets, etc. Nevermind.

Like I said, I wasn't flaming, I was asking someone to explain the value of the place in comparison to the other sois. Your attempt to claim that Soi 33's Renoir, Rembrandt, Picasso or whatever. Are that special cut above the rest just doesn't wash with me. The girls are often as fat and plain as the Soi 7 places. But they're just wearing fancy dresses to cover their tattoos.

Also, remember that most 'luxury' goods are 90% packaging and marketing hype and 10% product. But you are right about the makeup of many of those girls, you'd need a chissel to get most of it off.

Originally Posted by Seeko

Oh, BTW, Soi 33 environment is not a 'tourist' place. It is more for local expats and businessmen, who want a relaxed atmosphere to take away their tension and stress of working in Thailand, while enjoying the company of lovely ladies (albeit with heavy make-up and flashy dresses). Most guys there wouldn't take them home, since they already have wives/GF's/Giks. And, if they want a quickie, plenty of oily's down the road. And, if they have nice company, there are plenty of decent restaurants on that street, including Livingstone's Lodge. The street has a different crowd daytime.

OK. So you're saying the big barfines are meant to discourage take-outs rather than profit from them? I guess that makes sense then.

**M P Lurker** · 01-01-09 04:32

The scene is New Year's Eve party at the Lodge.
I have already had two pops today, and so am planning to just get drunk only and sleep alone after the party.
For me alcohol and sex don't go well together.

I go in the bar and Mrs G promptly introduces me to two "new" girls who are just trying out, Miss N and S. Normally, I would just pick up the names and move on. But after I sit down with my friend, I realize that these girls are great looking and won't last long, even though Miss N doesn't speak English at all. They are from Khorat and Surin respectively which is no surprise.

So fast action is called for and I should really make them welcome. I call them both over for a drink. After a while my friend starts interacting with Miss S as she speaks English and I must have Miss N (poor me). Many guys are fairly obviously wishing they were in my shoes.

After a few tequilas the girls are opening up and Miss S is playing up with my friend sufficiently to indicate she is very horny. Turns out Miss S has some P4P experience but supposedly Miss N has none at all. She gets lots of guys after her but usually knocks them back as they cannot speak Thai.

Miss N claims to have no boyfriend as likes freedom to party with the girls.

Eventually we agreed, I thought, that she would come back to my room for the night and leave in the morning.

Could be I was picked due to being well known as a "jai dee" (generous guy).

Turns out the girls wanted to have a quick sex session and leave early. So although I got sex, I am feeling a bit duped. She wasn't at all experienced or talented in the bed except for having a good body. She made it very very quickly, and wanting me to be rather quick too (but hey alcohol).

I think the girls just need some money to go to Khorat for new year. Will they ever be back to the Lodge? Lets hope so. But Miss N was only with her friend and doesn't really intend to work here.

Miss N gives me her phone number and says to keep in contact as she will be just for me. Yeh Yeh, sure thing!

I won't include a pic until its clear she doesn't come back to work here.

**Mackin** · 12-31-08 22:23

Happy New Year to you and all the people at the lodge. See you later this month
Mackin

**Sorokonozka** · 12-31-08 21:45

Originally Posted by Giotto

Happy New Year 2009 to everybody.

May 2009 be better than most of us all expect it to be!

Giotto

This is a great thought!

I wish you and Livingstones a great and prosperous new year!

You're a good guy Giotto.

**Phoenix949** · 12-31-08 20:24

Health makes all things work,
Wealth makes all things possible,
Love makes all things beautiful.
May you have all three in 2OO9.
Happy New Year!!

**Giotto** · 12-31-08 19:15

Happy New Year 2009 to everybody.

May 2009 be better than most of us expect it to be!

Giotto

**Seeko** · 12-31-08 11:32

[QUOTE=RonnieMonger]...I simply don't get this Soi 33 thing. Is it for newbiews to Bangkok or maybe older Americans who don't travel overseas very often and feel more comfortable in a 'tour' like environment?[QUOTE]

If you "simply don't get this Soi 33 thing", then, you probably "don't get" the differences between Coach and Business/First Class, fine dining and fast food, catered buffet and food-court plates, 5-star deluxe hotel and budget motel, limousine and taxi, Rolex/Omega and Casio/Timex, tailored Armani and off-the-rack blazer, custom jewelry and factory trinkets, etc... Nevermind...

Oh, BTW, Soi 33 environment is not a 'tourist' place. It is more for local expats and businessmen, who want a relaxed atmosphere to take away their tension and stress of working in Thailand, while enjoying the company of lovely ladies (albeit with heavy make-up and flashy dresses). Most guys there wouldn't take them home, since they already have wives/GF's/Giks. And, if they want a quickie, plenty of oily's down the road. And, if they have nice company, there are plenty of decent restaurants on that street, including Livingstone's Lodge. The street has a different crowd daytime.

FYI, tourists are in Khao San, Silom, lower Suk, or waterfront hotels...

**M P Lurker** · 12-30-08 06:44

Some time ago a well known bargirl in these parts (not my last mentioned dinner guest) asked me to bring back something special for her on my next Thailand trip and gave detailed specs.

Last night she performed very well and received her present which she tried out immediately.

It serves me right. This morning she says she has no power. Why? Because the previous might she had countless continuous pops from something better than a man and now claimed total exhaustion.
To see her face with mouth stuck open very wide in like a continous scream for extended periods was weird.

I have been replaced by a toy