Ciudad Juarez - 2003 Reports

[Dougie]

Originally posted by KosherCowboy


1) How far is airport from border
2) How much are hotels on US side walkable to border gonan cost, and how much are they on MX side
3) Once on Mex side, how much are the taxis to the zone and how much for the driver
4) Kost of the girls to get suckie and fuckie

Happy mongering all, and feel free to join our army, Captain Beavis has posted the link...Thanks for your help

Kosher, DE's advice about the cab from the airport is good advice. I personally take the bus but Sun Metro sucks and the bus to the airport only runs once an hour and you have to transfer at the Five Points Terminal to another bus to make it all the way down town. Confusing, and time consuming. I think the bus is the #33 but only one goes all the way to the terminal anyway so it doesn't matter the number. The shuttle from Five Points to downtown is the #31 as memory serves me and runs every 10 minutes. If you have good legs walk down to Montana and catch the #50 which runs every half hour but you still have to xfer at Five Points. Buy your xfer when you board the #33/#50, the whole ride will cost you $1.10. Or walk down to the K-Mart and buy a bicycle and ride it, it's all downhill to the border. Give the bike away at the border and take a cab or the bus back to the airport, the ride back is all uphill and a killer (literally) unless you have a healthy cardiovascular system.

Hotels on the MX side are less expensive than on the US side, and there is nothing worth a shit on the US side that is walkable to the border anyway. Besides, if you stay on the US side you will end up spending all your time standing in line at customs trying to get back across. Do yourself a favor and stay in MX, you will have more time to do what you are down there for anyway. I recommend the Villa Manport. I recently paid $28/night for a good room which is close to everything you need. The place is clean, safe and has a great staff, a courtyard with a pool, a decent restaurant and a nice bar. 3 massage parlors within EASY walking distance as well as a great steakhouse, a nice bakery for snacks and a laundry. Pharmacies, banks, liquor stores, everything within easy walking distance of the hotel.

You do not need a taxi to the Zona, once you cross the Santa Fe bridge you are there. Walk deftly past the gauntlet of parasitic cabbies to Martinez and hang a right. You are there, the Casa Colorado is straight ahead and the Club Panama is just to the south on Delgollado.

Suckie-fuckie, $10-$15 for a SW (not recommended for SO many reasons), $20-$35 for a 1/2 to 1 hour session in an MP (highly recommended) and $50-$70 for a quickie in a filthy room at one of the clubs in the Zona. The Zona is a tourist trap for dumbasses and newbies. Stick with the MPs, much better deal, safer and free from harassment by the fucking corrupt Policia that prowl the Zona looking for a sucker to shake down.

[Dougie]

Originally posted by ElPasoGentleman
I've been searching for a good dentist and orthodontist.

The Washington Dental Clinic is on Avenida Lerdo just south of Calle David Herrera Jordan and just north of Tlaxcala, on the east side of the road. Cross the pedestrian bridge on EP street, turn left on the first street which is Calle Azucenas, there is a Liquor Center at the intersection of this street and Av. Juarez. About a block east is Fco. Villa, just stay straight ahead, you will be on C. David Herrera Jordan, walk down a couple of blocks to Lerdo and hang a right. You cannot miss the place. Expect to pay about $0.20 on the dollar for the same services you would receive at a dentist in the US. I see Dr. Gutierrez, he knows his shit and will do a good job. They prefer to accept payment in USD, forget the pesos, unilke in the MPs it is cheaper in USD at this dentist.

The receptionist in this place is a real knockout, I cannot remember her name but after leaving you will really be looking to fuck something. Also, three of the dental hygenists are also fine, and are the daughters of the administrator.

[BigBuddy]

dreamingeagle,

sorry to hear about the death of your father. when tragic things like this happen it gives us the opportunity to honestly look at our lives. i'm glad you've looked at yours and found it to be what you want. though the rest of your family doesn't understand it must be a comfort to know your father would.

looking at the pile of bills due on the 1st sitting in front of me i must say i am a little jealous of your lifestyle. it's simple and you don't have all the family responsibilities hanging over you. must be nice to sleep without worries. i really shouldn't complain. we each can only follow our own path and overall i must say i'm happy with mine. can't describe what it's like to love your kids. i'd walk in front of a speeding freight train without a second thought to save one of them. much more intense than the love for a parent or spouse. also would never replace my wife even though i need some strange a few times a year. i think were just wired to be like this.

that said, i can't wait to get to juarez in feb to bang some 21 year olds. if you wan't we can hook up. i'll be there for business but worked out 3 days of nothing but fun. maybe i can be a guinea pig for the tour guide. give an unbiased report. by the way, your site is looking great. you are a no bs guy.

[DreamingEagle]

After two and a half years in Mexico, I am beginning to wonder if the love affair ever dies. As I write the Juarez Tour Guide I begin to realize how much more the place has come to mean to me than simply the girls. After a while, unlike many of our lives in the United States, the girls are just there, like the air, or the blue sky. That sense of wonder at being able to get all the pussy you want begins to fade and becomes simply a comfort factor---a given like the presence of the air or running water.

It took a trip to bury my father and seeing the family all embroiled in their various enterprises to make me realize how little I miss life in the U.S., and what a secret life I've been living for quite some time. So many things one can't say to people who live lives totally within the culture dish. "What have you been doing?" becomes a perilous question, the truthful answer to which would bring swift ostricization. Taking pictures of girls in the massage parlours of Juarez, Mexico for my Men's Guide to the carnal pleasures available there is *not* the correct answer...

Bless his heart, my papa would understand. He loved Mexico, spoke Spanish, and always told me a man could have whatever he wanted there with a little money and respect. Gotta keep your mind on what's important and stay focused.

So, it seems, in time, Mexico itself becomes one's lover---for the favorita, for me, can never compare to the thrill of having the next muchacha. The favorita remains a favorita until the next truly hot one comes along---after which she becomes like a great movie in your VCR collection, one you enjoy re-watching every few months or so. You drop in now and then, guaranteed a good time, and, after a while, you are guaranteed a good time anywhere you re-visit. Now and then you waste a little money on a dud. Now and then you make up your mind to turn a dud into a firecracker and manage to do it. Whatever...it sure beats watching TV, and Mexico, like an old woman in a work apron wearing boots, despite her run-down appearance, always manages to pull a new diamond out of those pockets now and then. Like the crowded goods in an open-air market, she offers so much it is hard to focus on one item or even remember what you need or why you are shopping. You just wonder what new surprise she will hand you...

[DreamingEagle]

Originally posted by KosherCowboy
Good evening gentlemen, this is Kosher from Austin and a regular of Nuevo Laredo but Kosher sees a special of 130 RT from Aus-El Paso on Southwest Air and is konsidering a trip there to check out the zona there. Kosher tiene preguntas:

1) How far is airport from border
2) How much are hotels on US side walkable to border gonan cost, and how much are they on MX side
3) Once on Mex side, how much are the taxis to the zone and how much for the driver
4) Kost of the girls to get suckie and fuckie

Happy mongering all, and feel free to join our army, Captain Beavis has posted the link...Thanks for your help

1) I'd say about a $10 cab ride to the bridge on El Paso Street (known as the Sante Fe Bridge since it used to be at Sante Fe)

2) Don't know about the U.S. side, but I can recommend the Hotel Villa Manport, which is *not* downtown by the *****bars but does have three massage parlours in walking distance; or, you can catch the Circunvalaction bus outside and go downtown for 35 cents; getting back after 9 p.m. will mean a $5 taxi ride; but walk back to the catethedral from the zona to get it for $5; the taxistas in the zona will clip you for $10; that said, you might ask Martin at Club Panama about safe hotel accomodations downtown; I just don't know any.

3) Don't take a taxi to the zona; walk down Avenida Juarez to Martinez (you will see a Densist office at that intersection; turn right; walk past the municipal gymnasium and turn left at Delgollado to find the Club Panama on your left side about two blocks, or keep going straight until you come to a little red building facing you which is Sans Souci (commonly known as Casa Colorado). From there you can find the other places; they are all in that area. (It's not like other border towns where the zona is a specified area.) Beware of the street girls. They are all drug addicts.

4) They will ask for $60, and they insist on $60 is you make the mistake of having a cab driver take you there, because he will come in and wait until you pick a girl so he can get his commission; $50 on a busy night if you walk; $40 if it's real slow and you are sweet to the girl and negotiator; some report $30 on a slow night, but I have no idea what they are fucking; the hot one's I know ain't going to the room for $30 with Kevin Costner...

[KosherCowboy]

Good evening gentlemen, this is Kosher from Austin and a regular of Nuevo Laredo but Kosher sees a special of 130 RT from Aus-El Paso on Southwest Air and is konsidering a trip there to check out the zona there. Kosher tiene preguntas:

1) How far is airport from border
2) How much are hotels on US side walkable to border gonan cost, and how much are they on MX side
3) Once on Mex side, how much are the taxis to the zone and how much for the driver
4) Kost of the girls to get suckie and fuckie

Happy mongering all, and feel free to join our army, Captain Beavis has posted the link...Thanks for your help

[GreatGonzo]

DreamingEagle,
The site looks great so far.....I love your idea and am anxiously awaiting its completion.

[Beavis]

Sorry to hear about your misfortune. I will check out the site for sure, thanks. I still am going to get over there one of these days.


The site looks great.

[DreamingEagle]

Originally posted by Beavis
Hey DreamingEagle we would like to invite you to join our discussions on senoritas. Perhaps we could learn a few tricks from each other. We are in different places but not really.

http://*************************NuevoLaredoBoysTownArmy/

Thanks, Beavis, I just joined. Unfortunately, I've had a death in the family and will be out of town a while, but when I get back I'll check it out.

Although I've mentioned the Men's Guide here, there is another site at www.juareztourguide.com which will be a general information kind of website about Juarez. The content is still lean, but I believe I've finally found the look I want to keep. Check it out and let me know what you think.

[Beavis]

Hey DreamingEagle we would like to invite you to join our discussions on senoritas. Perhaps we could learn a few tricks from each other. We are in different places but not really.

http://*************************NuevoLaredoBoysTownArmy/

[Beavis]

Hey Dreaming Eagle how much would they cost if we bought a truckload of them ? lol

[DreamingEagle]

http://www.generics-online-pharmacy.com/

If you can find any cheaper generic viagra, you be sure and let me know.

It's an Indian company. The pills are 100 mg and come with a slit so you can easily snap them into two 50 mg doses.

I got 16 pills from them for around $45 plus shipping, about $2.80 a tablet.

It works just the same as the name brand, which is going to cost you somewhere around $9-10 a tablet in the U.S.

[DreamingEagle]

That is the address of Musa. I just did a photo shoot there two weeks ago for my website. The larger website about Juarez in general is already up, by the way, at www.juareztourguide.com. I only have about four pages published, but I have the content to make about 10 more this week, if not more. Next will be a photo tour of el centro.

The Men's Guide is also coming along nicely, but I will not be finding a host for it until it is complete. Have exterior photos of 17 MPs and interior photos of three MPs, including one MP where I actually got to take some pics of the girls. When I show the other owners how tastefully we did the pics of the girls (never showing their faces) I think I will get to take pictures in a lot of the other MPs as well.

Nothing really new to report. Worn out from having fun as usual.
D.E.

[Bbond]

L-11 means local 11, or suite 11 or something similiar to that, basically the address in the complex of the business.

[Bbond]

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did meet a guy when coming out of Brenda's that told me about a new MP, or that's what he said. A place called Novedades, corner of Ninos Heroes and Pananma L-11 (don't know what that means, maybe a suite number or something), $20. Any of you guys hear about it? Have to get there and check it out.
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What you describe here is MUSA's.