2002 Moscow Reports

[ILS05]

Any recommendations for girlfriend sex in Moscow without the hassle?

[Hedonist]

I was in Moscow in August. I had a great time. I went to Hungry Duck, Voodoo Lounge, Karma Bar, Hippo Bar and Dirty Dancing. All were a lot fun, not just to meet girls. I love dancing and I really liked the atmosphere in Moscow clubs.

I don't think a young and at least average looking guy will ever need to pay for sex in Russia. Except a few nights I didn't sleep alone

Just out of curiousity I checked out some salons. For paid sex, I definitely recommend Salon Wellcum((095) 726-6060), beautiful girls, good service. I also have been to Salon Nighcat ((095) 746-66-64), this one is cheaper, but girls were not as beautiful. In my opinion these salons are safe. I have been treated very well. By the way, I almost don't speak any Russian.

I want to thank to Moscow Expat and Kalifornia. Their enlightening messages in this board really made a difference for me...

[Explorer88]

Explorer (nice name),

Thanks for the info.

What's the quality of the girls that the Cosmos keeps for their guests?

Another Explorer

[Explorer8939]

The Cosmos security staff would rather shoot you than let you take an outside girl up to your room.

As for the girls in the strip club - the Solaris - I can't tell you if they even go up to the rooms, they are working down in the club, and I suspect that the club wants to keep them there.

BTW, the exhibition center is called the "VDNKh". Interesting place.

Explorer

Originally posted by Explorer88
I've been through the archives and am looking for any updates on the Cosmos Hotel. Is it still only possible to bring their own girls upstairs from the lobby? No outsiders allowed?

Does anybody have any report on the strip club at the Cosmos? Do those girls count as internally provided so you can choose to bring them home if you want?

I'll be making my first trip to Russia this September and will be staying at the Cosmos as it is convenient to the exhibition center at which I'll be working for the week.

Thanks in advance for any info

[ChicagoBoy23]

I was in Moscow in June

Negotiations were in $$

Payment can be in either

[Explorer88]

I've been through the archives and am looking for any updates on the Cosmos Hotel. Is it still only possible to bring their own girls upstairs from the lobby? No outsiders allowed?

Does anybody have any report on the strip club at the Cosmos? Do those girls count as internally provided so you can choose to bring them home if you want?

I'll be making my first trip to Russia this September and will be staying at the Cosmos as it is convenient to the exhibition center at which I'll be working for the week.

Thanks in advance for any info

[guest11]

What is the best currency to pay the women in Dollars or
Rubles ?

In What currency is the negotation done ?

Anybody which areas to avoid when looking for appartments in Moscow ?

Anybody know the best discos / bars to pick up 'non-prostitue russains' I have found only one bar called the hungry duck any others ?

I looked at all the forum about the above questions but could not find anything relevant !!

Anybody with experince will be in Moscow / St Peters Burg between the 19th September 5thOctober willing to show us the ropes ? mail me : the_two_2@hotmail.com

[Nauskas]

Just:

- don't brush your teeth for a few years with tea and coffee stains on them

- don't wear any deoderant

- Hang around Metro stations drining a russian beer

and you will fit tight in., invisible like a Russian

Originally posted by Explorer8939
If you are whiter than the Moscow locals, then you need medical help.

[Nauskas]

Just book your room for two people. At most places it isn't extra $. Then you just register a new girl every night.

As a lesson worth noting, Russian hotels typically have NO air conditioning. So my best advice is to go with a western chain like Marriott. Although you wil pay more , Marriott does not hassle you with guests.

Your best hotel rates are through brokers. In Russia most brokers use another middle broker who then deals with the hotel.
Thus the lowest rates are via brokers.

Being close to everything or being close to nothing may seem relative, but being a ride is 40 R almost anywhere, location versus creature comforts tend to be debatable.

Most large Russian hotels have a few of their own girls like in Thailand.

Rossia is directly connected to organized crime. Now it may seem easy to say that everything is. But the cousin of Director of that hotel was arrested for a murder for hire situation of a reform advocate (a Politician) involving.., you guessed it Moscow Hotels.

Originally posted by Explorer8939
The classic place was the Intourist hotel, but its closed now, thank god.

For a beginner, I might choose the Cosmos, even though its farther from Red Square. The metro is right across the street from the Cosmos, so you are practically at Red Square, anyway, plus you can't beat the $100 room service at the Cosmos for convenience.

[E Coast]

fotoguy1-
Do you mind emailing me regarding some info I'm looking for? Thanks, I'd appreciate it.
upstateny@hushmail.com

[Banana Joe]

From Exile.ru:

By Dan Higgins (higgins@exile.ru)

Well fucking well. What do we have here? Could it be Mr. Dan Higgins, taking a break from his travels to bang some Moscow sluts? No shit, of course it’s fucking me.

I want to know what the fuck the deal with this fucking Parvis fuck is. I mean, they replace me with some fucking smiley faggot and shit?

But fuck him. The real reason I’m back is to get some sluts. I mean, traveling’s cool and all, but the only bitches that will give it up are the *****s and shit. Don’t even think about the locals—those bitches aren’t like Moscow’s dyevs. No fucking White God factor out in Europe. I don’t know, maybe I should try Africa or something. But fuck that, the last thing I need is fucking AIDS from some African *****. Then again, why the fuck do I need Africa if I’ve got Russia?

Another thing they can’t fucking do right anywhere but here are strip clubs. Why the fuck would anyone want to go to an overpriced strip club where all the dancers are fat, can’t fucking barely touch you, and have a fucking copy of the club’s rules tattooed on their asses? What the fuck is that all about? Man, only Russia understands what a real fucking pussy bar needs to be. But more on that later.

My first night back started at the grand opening of SAX ON THE BEACH. Don’t even get me started on the fucking name —I mean, what the fuck? Why not just call it Sex with a *****, if you’re into fucking puns? But sax?

I guess what Neil’s (formerly the Papa John’s/XIII dude) trying to get at is that this is a jazz bar. The place, name excluded, is alright, though. It’s got this pretty sweet fucking outdoor patio looking out on a big fucking park, not too far away from the Udarnik kino.

Never mind the fact that everything wooden there was sticky with wet fucking paint—it’s got a pretty fucking low-key wood feel and the prices are dirt cheap—so this is where you take a chick if you have to talk to her before fucking her. A fucking beer is like R40. There’s alright music played outside and you can go roast a bone right out back and no-one will ever fucking notice. Believe me. If all you’re looking for is to get wasted cheap, this place rocks. OGI without art fags.

But I wasn’t gonna just get wasted on my first night in Moscow. There weren’t any unattended bitches at the party, so I figured I had to move on. And RASPUTIN decided to invite me over, after I’d spent two fucking years trying to get in there. Holy fucking shit! This place KICKS ASS!

The one problem is you gotta have a ton of fucking money to drop, but in terms of way the fuck out of control babe-age, this place is It. The club has got three floors and is about as big a strip club as I’ve ever fucking seen.

First off, they know how to treat a VIP right—they gave me this fucking press badge and everyone was pretty much sucking my dick after that. I went straight up to the third floor, which is a balcony over the main stage. All you could see looking down were these beautiful bitches’ asses. The club was fucking packed with wall-to-wall hi-end working girls looking to get to know you! Man, I missed Russia.

On the stage, they’ve got the whole erotic theater thing, which is sort of a Vegas cabaret—just topless and shit. The drinks—whiskey, cognac and shit—were all free for everyone, so I guess that means they might be covered by the cost of the tickets (which go from $20 to fucking infinity). I might be fucking wrong, though, so don’t forget your fucking wallet.

All this is just a build-up for the strip part of the club. On the first floor they’ve got this fucking awesome strip club, which I think costs 20 bucks to get into.

There’s a whole bunch of different chambers, each with a different hottie (or two). There are a few seats, and the girls aren’t against major friction. And, unlike in Europe, these bitches seem to fucking like it. Besides, the lesbian show I saw was pretty much the most intense fucking thing I’ve ever seen. The girls were munching box like they hadn’t eaten in weeks— crazy 69ing and shit, with their fucking brown stars shining bright. And all this is about 2 feet away from the fucking seats —you could smell snapper! And, you don’t even need to tip these bitches.

After a few minutes of that, I decided it was time to check out the VIP room. I don’t know how fucking much it costs to get in there, but even my fucking press card didn’t help. Those VIP Nazis gave me a classic “DENIED”. But fuck, I want in. I went traveling looking for a goal in life. Now I’ve fucking found it, in Rasputin.

[CoolJool]

Hello...

I want to know if there is posible to meet a streethooker in moscow, and how much it will cost me... I am in thailand now, and are heading for moscow soon

[Explorer8939]

If you are whiter than the Moscow locals, then you need medical help.

Originally posted by Hweisman
I will be traveling to Moscow in August for business. I am concerned about safety. I am not a large man, am very white and quite obviously an American. Are some places safer than others?

[BadBoyXX]

Is it possibl to find some who are not prfessional Pitch but easy to get it ?
A lot of people who was in Moscow told me you can take normal Girls very easy to you ! is it thrue ?

I am looking for nice young girls who are ready to spend with you there time with out to pay a lot of Mony ( only take her to fine Resturant and smal gift) !

Do you think thats it is only a dream or is it possible ?

[Hweisman]

I will be traveling to Moscow in August for business. I am concerned about safety. I am not a large man, am very white and quite obviously an American. Are some places safer than others? I don't mean tourist locations, I mena the kind of places you and I like to frequent!!! I like young (but legal) petits. Any advise as to where the better young ones are?