2005 Moscow Reports

[Dealdo]

What are you talkin’ about dildo? If one were to dignify your askew logic, calling a tit bar in Des Moines a dive and its dancers crappy would be unpatriotic and denigrating to the US then?

In every country there are bad and good people, ugly and pretty chicks. If you narrate about the bad and ugly you encountered in Russia, you’re trashing Russia? Let me tell ya what reflects “poor esteem” dildo, it’s your fucked up, infantile and oxymoronic way of reading and interpreting, you ignorantly sanctimonious fuck.

People who post on this board love Russia too, that’s why they go there time and again, what da fuck you wan’em to do? Encounter Russian charlatans, stumble upon tourist traps, then report they encountered Slavic angels as to not offend dildo?

I should have my head examined just for having dignified your dildoic observations.

El Suave, I think you over reacted dude. My intention wasn't to offend you at all.

Why you make such a big deal for a virtual post that wasn't even directed to you? You really surprise big time, you always take so seriously this as a sop opera? I may have a short vision and my English is real bad.. I don't think I'm perfect. So if I misunderstood, I publicly apologize.

I never said that all Russians are angels. No country is a straight paradise. If you read my posts you will notice that I've been roved too. There is no reason to fight on an opinion.

But well probably you really need to go to a doctor and find out why that frustration and unhappiness. Be cool. Nobody is killing nobody.

Pd: I never criticize your nick. (by the way, sounds not too masculine in Spanish) Dealdo is my last mane I can't help it. So lets try to be more mature and make opinons inted of attaking. Nobody gets any profit with it.

From now and on I recommend to keep this on PM, we are men and we can solve anything whit out a big show of my ignorance and your proper cultured English don't you think.

DeaLdo

[Meis365]

Hi,

Thanks for a lot of useful information and tips regarding Moscow. I am going to visit the town for my first time in May 18th. Already I have made some good appointments with promising girls.

But at zna.nu it is a lot of beauties - but hardly any seems to speak anything than Russian. If you have tips about good girls there speaking at least a bit English, German or Italian I would like very much to get a tip. I can not one word in Russian.

Another thing is Taxi. In Estonia and Poland (that I know) it is normally one or two taxi-companies that do not overprice their service. What about Moscow? Do you have a phone-number either to a company or to a taxi-driver that is ok and speak English?

If you are in Moscow May 18-24 why not send me a message and we can make som fun together?

Jan

[Bandy]

Oops! I ment pics! Do not think something else xoxoxo Pictures, not pis!

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Bandy

[El Suave]

By Dildo: that is not reason to call "crap" to nobody or "flamboyantly colored Monopoly money".

What are you talkin’ about dildo? If one were to dignify your askew logic, calling a tit bar in Des Moines a dive and its dancers crappy would be unpatriotic and denigrating to the US then?

In every country there are bad and good people, ugly and pretty chicks. If you narrate about the bad and ugly you encountered in Russia, you’re trashing Russia? Let me tell ya what reflects “poor esteem” dildo, it’s your fucked up, infantile and oxymoronic way of reading and interpreting, you ignorantly sanctimonious fuck.

People who post on this board love Russia too, that’s why they go there time and again, what da fuck you wan’em to do? Encounter Russian charlatans, stumble upon tourist traps, then report they encountered Slavic angels as to not offend dildo?

I should have my head examined just for having dignified your dildoic observations.

[Ira Glub]

I did some internet research this week and thought I had struck gold with Nastya (http://www.modeli.ru/show_anket.html?gr_id=111). I called her up and, despite my awful Russian, was able to set up a meeting during my lunch hour. I took a private taxi and made my way to her apartment on Berogovaya Street, not too far from where I was located. When I met Nastya I noticed immediately this wasn't the girl in the photo, but a bigger, plumper version, who wasn't bad but clearly wasn't my type. There were three girls in the apartment working together and the person I decided to spend some time with was Lina (http://www.modeli.ru/show_anket.html?gr_id=22) (2,500 rubles). Despite her awesome looks in the photo, the real life version is not so amazing. The hour spent with her was ok, nothing out of this world. There is something about internet girls that never corresponds to reality and ends up being a bit of a disappointment, isn't there? Afterwards, as I was leaving we noticed that her friends had left the apartment and mistakenly taken the keys with them. We ended up locked there for almost two extra hours! I got back to work barely in time for an important meeting. The experience was both frustrating and funny.

[Dealdo]

1o9,

It is Ok if you have money to enjoy life, nothing wrong whit it.

I thank you your information I'm sure it will be very useful, all those stripe bars I didn't know them.

Only one thing, and this is whit out trying to be an asshole.

I don't think is nice we go to a foreign country and start talking bad about them,
Russian economy is in bad shape we know that, but that is not reason to call "crap" to nobody or "flamboyantly colored Monopoly money".

Those expressions only reflects your poor esteem for that country that in my opinion is admirable in many, many ways, This s not a forum of culture other wise it will be endless to count the heavy wait of art and studies in all aspects they have,, Architecture, Painting, Poetry, Literature, Science, Etc., Etc., Etc. whit all their problems the Russian people deserve all our respect,, I love that country, and not only because I'm crazy for their women, lest try to be more humble and appreciate more the world,, not only America and west Europe have their heritage. Remember that we are just simple citizens from planet earth.

Dealdo

[One O Nine]

i have no idea why what i spend and where is even being discussed. i've had a good time, enjoyed myself, and can easily afford to spend what i spent. why does anything else matter? i'm just stating the facts, not trying to tell you guys that my way of having fun is better than yours or anything like that. let's close the subject please because it makes absolutely no sense.


today a russian buddy of mine who went to oh la la last night wanted to get together. i suggested flash as it was recommended by strav, but kolya said it's gone down the drain recently (obviously i have no independent confirmation) and suggested we go to this place called honey since he heard the strippers there were extraordinarily friendly.

he never showed up though, or maybe he was late and we just never met because i barely spent any time outside the privat dance room. the quality of the girls was much better than last night's shanrda, but there were a few rather unattractive females in the place as well. my huge wad of cash was disappearing into thin air with alarming speed, and the girls seeing my spending habits all gathered around me. at one point i was getting five lap dances at the same time. whew.

there was little action in the privat room, and nobody offered me sex. however most lap dances involved moderate to heavy massage of my private parts, and the hands often went inside the zipper right there in front of the pole. some of the strippers were indeed friendlier than i've seen anywhere else, and at the end of the day i walked away with two phone numbers. one of them was from this very good looking tall former magic assistaant blonde who didn't even dance for me once and we just sat there and chatted and she wouldn't take any money from me.

but best of all, these two girls who gave me a lesbis show kept talking to each other during the dance about how much they wanted each other. i offered them to go to my apartment around the corner, they looked at each other, looked at me, and agreed. the three of us sneaked out of the club at separate times not to alarm the management, and the three of us then had sex absolutely for free.

i won't mention the amount of money i left at the club because that might give certain posters a heart attack. the privat dance there is 2,000 r per girl, and most girls do seem to want to end it very soon. the other girl who gave me her # actually brought over an hourglass and her dance seemed to last at least 10 minutes before the sand ran out. some of the other girls would fly out of there in less than 3. anyway, i obviously can't promise anyone a freebie threesome, but i'd certainly recommend honey because the girls are generally good to great looking and some of them appear to be actively looking to meet patrons outside of work.

[Big Bro AJ]

109,

As I mentioned before, I only made a humble comment. If you can’t take it, it’s your problem. In last six years, I have been practicing law as a corporate attorney for oil companies in Houston and New Orleans. No need to question what I had experienced.

I found OLL crappy; girls were pushy and not worth to have sex with them in the “private room” (you descried it how it was “The room itself was rather pathetic. Semi-broken tiny shower where we just couldn't get good water temperature, it kept alternating between freezing and boiling. It was pretty cold in the room, and the uncomfortable semi-circular bed only had one thin old sheet, and we had to dry ourselves off with two tiny hand towels.”). If I want to have sex with a babe, I prefer somewhere a bit cleaner in all means.

My buddies (2) and I spent almost $4 G at Shandra’s private room with 6 girls in 5 hours. We didn’t play monopoly. If you want to have sex with 3 different girls in a row or at the same time and spend less than $ G, you need to learn Russian and have Russian girl friends who are in early 30’s.

As you see, I had great time at Shandra but I assumed you weren’t that lucky. But admit it NF is THE place for mongering and having fun.

You got the magic of Moscow. As a foreigner (if you have cash) you are surrounded with the most beautiful women on earth. All want to take a part from you; whether it’s your “joystick” or else.

Cash is KING

[Stravinsky]

1o9,

I believe John Quakman reported that there were a lot of working dyefki at CF, but a little expensive, they start at 300 USD.

Of course, if the goal is to drown yourself in decadence and money is no object then you could try;

"Flash", ул. М. Дмитровка, д.6, or right next door is "911 VIP", either one should make short work of that 10,000 R you have, burning a hole in your pocket.

If you want to get away from the center of town, you could also try "Club 911", ул. Косыгина, д. 15, гостиница "Орленок"

Or "Byeli Myedved", ул. Проспект Мира, д. 116а

The possibilities are endless.

счастливо,

Stravinsky

[One O Nine]

AJ,

First of all, I wouldn't call OLL a 'crappy place'. Secondly, during the time there I had sex with three beautiful girls, and groped and had my private parts rubbed by dozens of others. If you can think of a better way to spend a couple of grand, or can offer an equally satisfying experience at a cheaper price, I'm all ears. At this time in my life I have too much of everything, except the one thing you can never have enough of (i.e. sex).

Moscow, like no other place on Earth, gives me the chance to completely drown in decadence and feel like a king. I come here to have fun, and as long as I get that money is not much of an object. Especially when I have a wallet filled with flamboyantly colored Monopoly money. Somehow giving out Russian currency doesn't even feel like spending real cash. I feel like a kid in a candy store with a wad of play money.

[Big Bro AJ]

Twice a month I come to Moscow for 38 hours(weekends). Each time I spent well enough. Moscow is an open city full of possiblities and surprises. There are no limits on spending money.

I love strip clubs, especially the ones in states(Houston and Vegas clubs) Moscow strip clubs are not that good, one step ahead than brothels or FFK clubs. But in each Moscow tour I visit one of the strip clubs-Dolls-Shandra-Safarı-Rhino.But spending $1,500 at Oh LA LA.woow

109,

Please don't take it wrong but, even if the girls were the most beautiful girls in Moscow, how can you spent that much money in that crappy place?

Any way, I will be in Moscow next weekend to explore saunas and banyas. Couple of drinks and lap dances at Rhino, definetly lots drinks at Shandra and NF. )

[One O Nine]

Yes, might have been something May 9th related, but I was thinking they had some business event nearby since everyone was in formal dress, and they were all of the homo frogus eatingus species. A Russian buddy of mine went to Oh La La last night after I told him about my experience, and he said that place was still basically empty. So the frenchman vortex seemed to have been concentrated around that area on Tverskaya.

How is CF these days? Worth a visit on a Thursday / Friday night? I can't decide where I want to go tonight. I do know however that I'm going to try to pay whoever I get in those 100 r bills. I've had enough lap dances for this week.

[Stravinsky]

1o9,

I wonder if all the h@mbres you saw last night had anything to do with the big celebration that's taking place next week for the 60th anniversary of "dyen pobyeda", the Soviet victory over the Nazi's.

There will be a lot of people in town, most of big hotels are already sold out. Even gospahdeen Bush is supposed to be there. So I imagine the whole city will be pretty much locked down. If you think the militsia are a pain in the derriere now, wait until next week!

Could be the valyuta kiosks were out of Rubles because of all the American tourists cashing in dollars! LOL

So let's see... 10,000 R @ 100 R per lap dance = 100 lap dances. Better get busy bro.

счаселиво,

Stravinsky

[One O Nine]

Strav,

The girls do indeed set their own prices at Oh La La so it probably is negotiable although I didn't try to bargain. The room price appears to be a standard 1,500 r / $50 per hour. I'd actually recommend to find out what all the standard prices are from the staff when you enter though, because sometimes the girls may try to quote you more. I did have a couple ask for $100 for a 'privat'.

Everybody else charged 2,000 r per 10 minutes of privat, and this one pair of girls even did me both for the same 2K. Lap dances - I just tipped them 100r at the end of the dance and they all seemed happy with that.


Anyway, flying on the wings of my Oh La La experience I decided to hit up Shandra last night. In short, it sucked. The place around 11:30 when I got there was filled with about a million guys, all dresssed in business suits. Looked like the faggy convention was in town. The girl selection was abysmal. You couldn't find uglies like that at a Tambov truck stop. Especially this one skinny goblin with tits springs to mind, with her giant potato of a nose and the most unbelievably crooked teeth I've ever seen. And many of them just wouldn't take a no for an answer. This one girl kept sitting on my lap for 10 minutes scaring away all the other girls and asking me every 30 seconds if I was ready for sex yet. Seriously, what the hell is this crap.

I did end up having sex with the only girl above a 5 in the club, this really exotic looking girl from North Ossetia. I think she charged me $200 for the deed plus 2,000 r for the room. Had very mechanical, boring sex, and she would not do any oral. I came to a very half-assed conclusion, and even though I was supposed to have her for an hour she immediately ran off. By the time I was dressed and left the room, she was already leading her next victim into the sex room. She must have done good business that night since she was the only decent looking girl in the whole place. I have to say she had a killer body, very tight and nicely toned, and a set of incredibly firm and beautiful natural Ds.


Well, a little after one I gave up on the place completely and walked over to NightFlight. The place again was packed with men in business suits. I've never seen so many guys in that place in my entire life. There were plenty of women there too, but most again of the goblin sub-variety. I saw this one girl I kept trying to get with the last time I was here, and she would always get whisked away from under my nose. Her name was Inna, kind of a taller brunette with short hair and luscious lips. I had the damn munchies like you wouldn't believe at 2 am, so I took her up to the restaurant and had some really nice veal, and she modestly ordered some tiny salad. I do have to say, NightFlight food is gooood.

Came up to my place, put on some music, and she gave me an incredibly professional lap dance, much better than anything I've gotten at Oh La La or Shandra. The sex was kind of so-so but not particularly horrible, just average and nothing special. She then asked me to walk her out and help her get a taxi since she was scared to be alone on the street. It seemed fishy to me somehow but nothing bad happened, I walked her out, helped catch a cab, and walked back in. Can't say I'd recommend Inna to anybody, but on the other hand I probably did much better than many other guys at NF that night. I saw some poor sobs walking away with some creatures from your worst nightmares.


Oh, and here's another free tip. Exchange your currency early in the day. Before Shandra I spent half an hour walking around town in the middle of the night, and no one would buy my dollars. The only place that finally bought it had few large bills left, and I ended up with 10,000 roubles in 100 r bills. Most of this wad remains unused, and I have no idea what to do with this crap now. It doesn't even fit in my wallet.

[Dealdo]

I missed a girl from NightCat. Her name is INNA. I called everyday to the prive. (near the Hipodromo, anybody has been there?) and she was out of town. Her pis really had me crazy. Is al part of it, not all the time we can get them..

Until next time

DeALdo.

Oops! I ment pics! Do not think something else xoxoxo Pictures, not pis!

Jackson, how can we edite our own posts?