2002 Nuevo Laredo Reports

[bigrick]

My first trip to BT last month was a memorable one. I worked the night before I left, and left Houston (far west side) at 7 am on a Sunday morning. It took me exactly 5 hrs to get to Laredo going down US 59, with only two quick stops, for a toilet and for gas. I was making it solo, as my buddy had to cancel at the last minute. After having lunch, I was able to check into a motel and planned on getting a nap in, and going across the border in the evening. I figured it would be a good idea, since I had been up since about 3 pm Saturday, but after an hour of trying, I gave up. I guess a combination of adrenalin and testosterone had me pretty fired up. So I decided to drive across, and after making a few wrong turns found BT. Being a Sunday afternoon, it was naturally slow, so I parked my truck next to the police station and started looking around.

I walked past the Shamrock and a guy out front asked me if I wanted a "fucky-sucky" from his sister inside, but I passed and went to the street in the middle of the complex with all the room girls. I saw nice looking senorita (at least at a distance) near the north end of the street, looked tall with long legs, and nice short skirt, but she was already negotiating with a guy, and they went inside her room. Since I didn't want my first one to be immediate "sloppy seconds", I started checking out the rest of the street.

After bypassing a couple of chunky little chics I noticed a decent looking one. Her name was Estella, and I'm pretty sure she is in room #2. It's on the west side of the street, near the middle. She was sitting in her doorway in a little white negligee, and the first thing about her that caught my eye was her big tits. I'd say she was in her mid 20s, about 5'5", 130-140 lbs (about 10 lbs of which are titties), light complexion, medium length black wavy hair. Decent body overall, nice ass, and great if you like hooters. Suprisingly, her tits were firm for being big ones, very little sag in them. I would rate her a low 7 on my personal scale, an 8 if you give bonus points for the tits. She didn't speak any English, but I know enough Spanish go get by. She said $20, and I asked her if she would take it in the ass. She pointed at her pussy and said "no, aqui (here)." After a little back and forth about it, she told me "OK, quince (15)". I would have paid at least twice that to get at those tits, so we went in her room. We got undressed but she left her top on and said $5 more to take it off. No problem, 20 is what we started at anyway. Unfortunately, she told me "no sucky", so I got on her and started going at it, but she told me I was being a little rough playing with her boobs. So I flipped her around on all fours and went at it doggy-style. I had taken a Viagra about an hour before (my first experience with the little blue pill) and even after I shot my first load, I stayed hard and was able to keep going. But I figured I had had enough of Estella, I needed to go share this boner with another senorita. So I got dressed and went looking for more pussy.

Near the south end of the same street, a cute little thing caught my eye. Her room was actually in a small courtyard on the west side of the street, but I don't remember the number. Her name was Ayeli, or something like that. She was short, about
5'2" at the most, said she was 24, had very nice dark skin (she definitely had a lot of indian blood in her), long, straight dark brown hair. She had a nice tight body, small but firm tits. She was $20, a great bargain for such a cute one. I would rate her a high 7, even a low 8. So we went to her room, sampled several positions, and I enjoyed her small, tight pussy. Also no sucky from her, but a greay lay. After my second one in about thirty minutes, my johnson was ready for a little break. So I decided to walk around a little and catch my breath, and recover.

I stood at a corner outside a small bar at the end of the room girl street and looked around. It was still pretty slow. After 20 minutes or so, a couple of other girls walked up to me, and one of them grabbed me by the hand and pointed to another bar at the end of the street. I forget the name but is is a small one near the southwest corner of the complex, on the north side of the street. This girl, who said her name was Nancy, was wearing a dress and looked a little thin, but not bad looking overall, maybe a 6. She had long curly dark brown hair, medium complexion, about 5'4" and thin. We went in the bar and it was $5 for a room, $20 for her. I didn't realize how thin she was until she got undressed, and she was really skinny, almost boney. But I figured, what the hell, $25 still not bad. After I gave her the $20 bill, she kissed it and crossed herself with it. That was kind of weird. I finally got some sucky, she went down on me before putting the condom on me. Her pussy was very small and tight, I couldn't get all the way in. I had to be careful with her, and tried missionary, doggy, her on top, and I still couldn't get a nut. Not that that's always a bad thing, but after after about 15 minutes of banging her non-stop, she told me she was getting "cansada" (tired), and needed a break. She then mentioned something about her "amiga", and at first I thought she was offering a
3-way. But I quickly figured out she was asking me if I wanted to have her friend instead of her. I said sure, and we got dressed and went back into the bar, looking for the girl who was with her earlier. She couldn't find her, but got another one from outside.

This one was named Brenda. She was about 5'5", decent looking body, medium length wavy black hair, light complexion. I initially thought of her as a 7, but she got bonus point later. I'll get to that. I wish I knew enough Spanish to understand what Nancy was telling Brenda about me, I knew she was telling her she couldn't get me off, and they were both laughing. Whatever she said, I think Brenda took it as a challenge to finish me off. It was also $5 for a room, $20 for her, so we went to another room. We immediately got undressed and Brenda started talking dirty to me in Spanish. I don't know all of what she said but it was definitely dirty talk. She slipped the condom on me and gave me a quick sucky, not as good as Nancy but still OK. There was a tall mirror in the room on a desk, and she stood in front of it watching herself playing with her tits and pussy. I got behind her, she raised up, and I stuck it in her from the back. Kind of a standing doggy style. She continued with the dirty talk and was very enthusiastic in her fucking. She definitely took it as a challenge to get me off, and after a few minutes of the standing fuck, she pulled loose and got onto the bed. I got on her and slipped right in. When she still couldn't get me off, she rolled over and got on top of me. She then started riding me so hard I thought she was going to break my cock off. It was incredible, and I finally got a nut. She turned out to be probably the wildest fuck I have had in my 37 years. I decided to raise my initial rating of her as a low 7 to a high 9, based on her enthusiasm and fucking ability! After we finished, she started asking me for a $10 tip for the "buena trabaja" (good job) she had done. At first I played dumb, pretending to not understand her, but gave in and she got her tip. It was definitely worth $35 total, even 2 or 3 times that!

So my first trip to BT was a memorable one. I had 4 girls for a total of $100, all in about an hour and a half. I'm planning on going back the first weekend in February. If any is planning on being down there then, or wants to go, let me know. I want to experience the nighttime bar scene, and maybe stay over in NL for a night or two. I plan on going I-10 to San Antonio, I-35 to Laredo. It's a few miles farther going that way from West Houston (actually Katy) but it about 20 minutes faster than US 59, at least it was for me. If anyone is interested in the first weekend in February, send me an e-mail at bigrick3737@yahoo.com.

[Chief]

...With just a few hours away from 2003 I wanted to make sure that I got a chance to post a thank you to all my fellow monger for all their great postings in 2002. So I'm raising my ice cold bud light in honor of all the good deeds that will take place in boys town tonight and the rest of 2003. It was very interesting reading the translations of the different ways to tell the ladies to leave you alone. ...Chango your approach sounded like it could be not only economical but make them think twice before they approach you the next time. I would like to think that all the ladies would understand the international language of money.
...Borderjumper (funny joke) I will not be getting a massage tonight but I'm certainly looking forward to having a few cold beers and I will be going across town (in a taxi) for some very good sex. I also noticed that the NL board seems to be one of the most active today that is a good sign for 2003. You never know maybe NL will become the number one sex trade place in the world in 2003. Have a very Happy New Year's and a very safe trip where ever you may be mongering at.T minus six days and counting.
Chief

[BorderJumper]

This was translated using the built in translater in Mac OSX which is tied into Systrans professional. Beavis' translation is more accurate to where the women might understand. Howeve, if you're speaking with a jewish accent, it's hopeless whatever dialect you use. And, on that note.....

A Priest and a Rabbi were alking down the street together. the Priest spots this young boy and says to the Rabbi, "Wouldn't you like to screw that!" And the Rabbi replies, "Yeah, out of what!!!"

Everyone have a Happy New Years now. Along about midnight, I'll be enjoying a full body shampoo, massage folowed by the very first BBJ of the year!!!!!

[BorderBanger]

Hey guys, I coming down for New Years Eve, Kosher, Borderjumper, Hodoggie, Beavis, Mic...........etc. Whoever can be there, be there. I will return to Dallas tomorrow being Jan. 1 to get ready for mine and Hopper's trip back on the 4th. I will call you Borderjumper soon as i get in NL. Borderbanger......bangbangbang........party

[A Toda Maquina]

[Hey,KYcowboy,I mean kosher cowboy ,are the mini paquetes you spoke about available in stores?/I once saved 50 pesos because I had my own condom......QUOTE]Originally posted by KosherCowboy
Thank you gentlemen, Kosher now has study guides to practice on his upcuming 232 mile journey to Land of the Affordable Vagina !! I am now torn between the advise of senior members who say New Years Eve is dead down there VS Koshers' desire to go to Boystown tonight anyway...I figure there must be some available gatitos tonight, even if not the top shelf ones...On a separate note, Kosher read how the girls must buy their own condoms, and how someone said that they would take free condoms and let you use own. KC will bring another gift. On more than one occasion, the condoms were plentiful but the tube of lubricating jelly was squeezed and twisted and bent up worse than any tube of toothpaste Kosher has ever gone through...I felt bad for them. Kosher will bring some mini packets of KY and/or a tiny jar of it for 1 or 2 alley girls that will get the most dinstinguishable honor of servicing the Kosher Penis! Since there may be a short supply of good club girls tonight, Koshers strategy is to beat the YMMV factor with alley girls, and instead of offering them the usual 20, will give them 30-40 a piece and some KY jelly, in hopes of much better service than most of them give for 20...

KC: Just calculated how many vagina's he shot up this past year, and so far combined civilian ( 9 ) plus pros ( 23 estimate) for a grand total of approximately 32. Happy New Year Boyz and see ya' all next year! [/QUOTE]

[A Toda Maquina]

for you guys that can't get shut of the little ladie(s) that hit on you and want leave u alone , (send em my way) just jokin....i'll make her an offer like 150 pesos & or " horita no, un otra dia preciosa" whether she's hot or not ...to be how do you say a "gentleman"........but don't be suprised 'ive scored for 150 pesos thinking she'd turn it down and leave...../ back to the gentleman scene theres this bar i knew of that had a gutter along the bottom of it to [CodeWord111] in without leaving the bar to go the w.c....................tear it up!!!!! , hey, beavis / borderjumper very good translations , thanks chango

[Beavis]

Let me add my version to this

1) no gracias, estoy esperando para mi muchacha

2) estoy mirando solamente ahora, quizas mas tarde

3) lo siento no puedo venir pero gracias para su tiempo

4)he visto (___insert the number *****s here) senoritas hoy en la noche y no tengo mucho dinero quedando

5)sabes si (______insert the name of your favorite ***** here) esta trabajando hoy en la noche

6) estas tomando pastillas

7) mi encanto su panocha chiquita

8) mi encanto venir adentro su panocha

9) que rico estoy veniendo

[Mic Jagger]

Borderjumper can you put that on the ebonics translator? or how about TexMex for us guys that don't have a clue with written spanish. Just kidding, the Kcowboy brings up a good point when trying to brush the girls off, it not easy when "no gracious" doesn't work and you start to wonder if the girl misinterpeted it to mean sure sit at my table and bug me some more. Still like to be a gentleman but it can be trying at times.

Hey wait a minute, I'm no spanish translator (obviously) but that line #10 looks awfully pecular, I can make the the words ancestory and dinero...what exactly does that say?

[Hodoggie]

Anyone know what new years eve will be like in BT? I'm thinking about heading down this afternoon but if it's going to be dead like a normal week night i might not do so. Thanks!

[KosherCowboy]

Thank you gentlemen, Kosher now has study guides to practice on his upcuming 232 mile journey to Land of the Affordable Vagina !! I am now torn between the advise of senior members who say New Years Eve is dead down there VS Koshers' desire to go to Boystown tonight anyway...I figure there must be some available gatitos tonight, even if not the top shelf ones...On a separate note, Kosher read how the girls must buy their own condoms, and how someone said that they would take free condoms and let you use own. KC will bring another gift. On more than one occasion, the condoms were plentiful but the tube of lubricating jelly was squeezed and twisted and bent up worse than any tube of toothpaste Kosher has ever gone through...I felt bad for them. Kosher will bring some mini packets of KY and/or a tiny jar of it for 1 or 2 alley girls that will get the most dinstinguishable honor of servicing the Kosher Penis! Since there may be a short supply of good club girls tonight, Koshers strategy is to beat the YMMV factor with alley girls, and instead of offering them the usual 20, will give them 30-40 a piece and some KY jelly, in hopes of much better service than most of them give for 20...

KC: Just calculated how many vagina's he shot up this past year, and so far combined civilian ( 9 ) plus pros ( 23 estimate) for a grand total of approximately 32. Happy New Year Boyz and see ya' all next year!

[Chief]

...KosherCowboy check out (StWalkinCeetah posting 11-30-02 14:52) on the Tijuana Forum. It may be of some help to you.
....Chief

[BorderJumper]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KosherCowboy
[i]Kosher is in need of a translator.

1) ' ningún le agradece, yo está esperando a mi muchacha regular '

2) ' soy el mirar justo ahora, quizá más adelante '

3) ' Lo siento, apenas biselo cum ahora, pero le agradezco
por su tiempo '

4) "he visto ya a uno-dos-tres-quatro-cinco- muchachas del etc esta noche y
no tengo mucho dinero a la izquierda '

5) "usted sabe si XXX está trabajando esta noche '

6) ' es usted en píldora ' Stpid question and none of your business

y pasado pero no lo menos

¡7) amor de I su pequeño gatito apretado! ¡
8) amor de I cumming en su gatito!
9) Bebé Del Oye, Soy Cumming '

10) ¡Soy un perdedor indigno de ancestory judío y deseo para que usted me
cargue la cantidad máxima de dinero para un mínimo de su tiempo
precioso!

Hope this helps my friend.

[KosherCowboy]

Kosher is in need of a translator. Kosher parle francais, mais le espanol du Kosher est tres mal!!!!! Kosher needs to be able to say the following things in Spanish:

1) WHen hit on in Papagayos I need to cast them away when I wait for my regular or someone I like better.. How do I say 'No thank you, I am waiting for my regular girl' or

2) ' I am just looking now , maybe later'

3) After 3-4 ejactulations when I just cant cum and want to give up with an alley girl, how do I say ' Sorry, I just cant cum now, but thank you for your time'

4) " I have already seen 2-3-4-5-6-7- etc girls tonight and don't have much money left'

5) " DO you know if XXX is working tonight'

6) ' Are you on pill '

and last but not least

7) I love your tight little pussy!
8) I love cumming in your pussy!
9) Spanish version of ' Oh Baby, I'm Cumming'

[BabyHuey]

First I have to say that I am not into "three legged women". With that said I will now give my views on the Western. The first two times I ventured into BT, I had not even heard of this site, didn't even have i-net access. So, my first trip is in the middle of July it's about 110 degrees w/ humidity and I had sweated off about 10 pounds after walking around the compound from 5 to 7 pm not knowing exactly what to do. Then I meet a guy there from an army base in SA (his first time also) so we decide to hang together for a while. WE see this van load of Americans pull up to a bar that is on the row immediatly to the left of the entrance and about 7 guys get out and go in, so we did too. The guts had to pass the hat and take up a collection to get the owner/bartender to start the stage (actually the girls danced on top the picknick tables set up in the bar). Well that got pretty boring so I left and walked towards the back of the complex. The barker at the Western told me to come in, I asked if it was airconditioned. He said yes, and I was game. There were several girls working there. There was only one that I think might have had a penis, and some of the girls were pretty hot. Well Miranda comes up and sits next to me, and we talk a while, she was pretty good english. She showed me her Pussy and told me that everything I saw was "just for me" as she ran her hand over her entire body. Then she slips the hand up my shorts (I love it when they do that), and asks if I want to go to her room. I asked her how much, she said 60 + 11 for room. I lied and told her I only had enough money for her and cab fair back, so she made it 60 total. Well she was awesome, kissing all over my body, she had clean breath so we had some long french kissing. BBBJ and covered fs. She let me play with her "privates" for a while, as she was sucking me and even asked, "you want to fuck my ass?", when I fingered her there (that would have been extra, so I declined (that time)). It was great, lasted about a full hour, and I cum pretty quick on the first time of the night. My first experience in BT and one of the best I've had there. Later that night after having two street girl quickies I returned to the "wonderfully" ac'ed Western. Thats when I met another slightly older about 38-39 who spoke great english and looked good to be a mother of two. Well she let me play with her pussy too (now that I think back, they might have let me do that for proof they were women), and even started giving me head right there in the bar, until I caught a snap and started getting embarrased (we did have an audience). We agreed on another 60 total, but I negotiated in the bar that that included Greek. Well she also gave bbbj and we fucked in three positions before she asked if I was ready to nock on the back door. Anyway I got my nut pretty quick back there as it was my first anal. Went back on my second trip and scored with Miranda again. I couldn't resist as she had to show me her newly shaved pussy. This session was 60 + 11 and Greek was included. The session was great as she did not rush at all. After she showered she came back and layed next to me on the bed. We talked a while and the she reached down and felt that I was getting a half hard-on again so she pulls down my pants and starts giving me a porn style BJ, she managed to get me hard again and even let me fuck her backdoor again, but to no avail, Lil BH needed rest and I could not pop. She did not even ask for any more money after the second half session, but I gave her another 20 for the effort. Now these two visits happened about 2 1/2-3 years ago, and since reading this sit I have not returned to the Western, but has it changed that much. I can't speak for Mirimar but I cant recall seeing any girls at Western then that looked like trannies, or at least none of them came up to me. I personally wouldn't worry about it. Sometimes jewels can be found in the oddest places, as I have had good luck at Martha's also. I also think that gays and transvestites have a sense of wether a man is interested in that, and would rather not get their ass kicked or killed, so they pretty much will leave you alone. I shoot pool in Houston in a Gay/Lesbian league, and have never had a gay person (except for lesbians jokingly) hit on me. And on thursday nights I shoot pool in some of Houston's most well known Gay/lesbian bars. So if that kind of thing makes you feel uncomfortable then pass on those bars, but if you can handle it then check it out, and remember all across the world, some of the best looking women like to hang out with gay men and transvestites. Sorry about the lenght guys, guess I got started rambling again. Also sorry for punctuation, I try to use seperate paragraphs but when I send it all just gets jumbled up. Can someone explain how to make a post with seperate paragraphs. Thank You

[Beavis]

Behind the Hotel they have a parking lot with a guard. No problem. The Reforma is a good Hotel but it probably is a little over priced. Nonetheless it is girl friendly, located near centro, and has a good restaurant. It is 42.34 per night or perhaps a little less now as the peso has lost a little against the dollar. I have had 3 different girls in and out of my room there in the same night. All the guys will do is smile at you.