2002 Nuevo Laredo Reports

[BowHuntMopar]

Hi Joey,
Have fun this weekend at Boystown. Please post a report when you get back, if possible. I read and wrote down your description in my notebook. Hope to meet up with you between 11/18 & 11/24. My nephew & I are of Chinese heritage, both with mustaches & beards. I'm 5'6" & he's 5'11". I will have a black HK (Heckler & Koch) polo shirt or a "MP5 machine gun" tee shirt on with blue jeans.

Fellow Horndogs,
What hotel do you guys recommend I stay at if I plan to be in BT for the whole week? Prefer a hotel close to the action with hot water for showers & cable TV. Also prefer a hotel which permits a guy to bring a lady for a "sleepover". Where do I hide my money? Heard a bad story about a guy who's pants were stolen in Tijuana from a "working girl". Thanks in advance. Again, my e-mail address is b-o-w-h-u-n-t-m-o-p-a-r@y-a-h-o-o.c-o-m. Remove the dashes.

[Big Money]

HustleTown is right about the PapaG party, but I never tried the
negotiation tactic. I think last year's Xmas party was like
Dec 19, and it usually happens in the middle of the week.
It is like the last big hurrah before the girls go home for Xmas.

I've been at BT on Xmas, and it was dead. Another time to avoid
is the Mexican Election day. It is a mandatory dry day, with all the
bars prohibited to sell booze, and that essentially shuts down BT.
I think it's around July 4th every other year or so. I was there
the day before the last election, and close to midnight, every
body was trying to get the girl to go to the hotel because BT
was about to close down.

PapaG's usually have 3-4 of parties a year. I think one is
around July 4th, another one around Fiesta Patrias in September.
They are almost always in the middle of the week like Wed.
There may be one in Feb around Valentines, I think.

In general, just about all Latin women like to dance. So if you
show some interest in dancing and have rhythm, that is a turn-on for them. When I do some 2-steps to cumbia, the women
always respond positively. If you want to pick up Latin chicks at
the clubs anywhere, you have to know how to dance.

[HustleTown]

Well guys, in regards to the Papagayo's Christmas Party. I have never been in my life, but I have read a post in a similar forum, and the gentleman who posted just came back from the occasion, and this is to the effect of what he said. Bare in mind, this was the party from last year, or 2 years ago, I can't really remember when I read this post. He said that somewhere between the 20th of December to the 23rd, Papagayo's throws a Christmas party where all the girls who work there are made to have that day mandatory to work, and for them to look their best, because all the lights are left on, while having a hired band play live. And if that's not special enough, they have drink specials, and girl specials! This is real cool, if it's all forreal, because damn, you get to really see what kind of girl you're going to get with, and since there's a live band, I'm sure all the girls will want to dance, and who are they going to dance with???? Of course a John like ourselves, and for how much???? Of course for nothing! You'll get to rub up on these girls for free, then negotiate, and by that time, it's more like meeting these girls at a club, because I'm sure THEY'LL want to "mess around" after getting the heat up in the club, too, so naturally that price tag should drop down to a very reasonable one! THIS IS WHY I'M SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS PARTY. IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ENTHOUSIASTS DREAM! Not like BT isn't already. Hehehe. Happy hunting, gentlemen!

-Hustla

[BabyHuey]

Hey Guys, I got to say sorry for the delay of my report. I visited BT the weekend od 10/25-26. I have not been able to type due to the fact that my hands are still shaking from my experience w/ Janet (more about that later). I arrived in Laredo about 6:00 pm friday. Got a room at El Centro Motel ($82.00 for 2 nights) I took a quick nap and then showered and got ready for a night of fun. I started off bu going to maribu, but the mood just wasn't right. Old Rebel I'm pretty sure I saw you there, sorry I didn't introduce myself. At about 9:00 I walked accross the street to the Donkey Show. I was early enough to get a booth and th waiter sat me down next to Janet (Hanet actually) she was gorgeous (in looks alone I give her an 8) I played shy and let Janet make the first move to start communication. Turned out she speaks about as much english as my Columbian girlfriend here (not much) but I speak a little spanish so we were able to have an ok conversation. Then the show started. I dont get off to the donkey show but the earlier strippers are worth watching. One girl even let guys from the crowd f*** her with a bottle. All this time Janet is trying to get me to smile (I had been up since 4:30 am) and giving me a great back rub. She asked me if I wanted to go to cuarto and I said yes and asked how much. The price was $40 plus room. When we got to the room Janet tried to rush me but I put a quick stop to that. She actually seemed to appreciate the fact that I wanted to take my time, like all the other guys f*** and run or something. Anyway we got naked and she proceded to give me the best rubdown I have ever had (mexico or America) then she started a nice bbbj w/ ball action, and moved her tounge down to you know where (I love a nice tossed salad) while stroking me. By this time I'm about ready to explode when she stops and lays down beside me and starts rubbing my back again. This gives Lil BH some recovery time. Then she pulled out a rubber and started giving bbbj again to get me hard again to put it on. First position was Rev. Cowboy, which I would have been perfectly happy with finishing that way, but like an instinct she stopped again just when I was about to pop. hen shelay on her back for some mish, and let me pull her legs up (ankles on the sholders) and we finished up doggy style. (man that was some good fuckin' porno style). Speaking of porno I then had to go check out Pimp Daddy's. It is a pretty cool little bar but the waiters are pretty pushy with the cocaine sale when you first walk in. All the girls in PD were hot but all were busy, so I left. And went to 1-2-3- for a rest. There I met maribel. She was pretty good looking, like a 7 bought table dance (got my finger wet ) but that was all. Mostly went there to drink $1 Tecate (too many in fact). I started feeling sick and decided to get some tacos. One word of advice, that green shit is hottt!!! I cant remember the name of the next club I went into but it was cool. Dark and the girls on the stage are fine, I will find that one again when I go back. Now to the left of the New Shamrock is another club that I can't remember the name of but there is a little 19 year old hotty that I have to get with the next time I gow down (can't remember her name either, by this time of the night things start to get blurry). By this time I decided it was time to go to Pappagayos and try to find a girl to top Janet. I walk in and it's like walking into the Colorado here (7's, 8's, and 9's everywhere) found a nice blonde and satr with her. She wanted $60 plus room but said that she had a willing friend if I wanted 2 girls, who am I to argue the value of company, so it was on for 120 plus room for two 7 1/2-8 girls "niiiiiice". The actually took turns giving me cbj and while one was sucking me the other would let me suck, finger, and kiss her, Even popped a finger into blondie's A-hole. ONly fucked Blondie. It was okay, but Janet was better. Anyway I was about out of money at this time so I got a cab and went back to Texas. I will tell you about Saturday night another time. Anyway I will not be going back down until February (unless I get some more money somewhere) but does anybody know I they work on Valantines Day of anything special happens there in February. Let me Know BH OH turbofocus, I live in Spring Branch MY email is s-t-r-t-r-c-r-7-1-m-a-v-@-y-a-h-o-o-.-c-o-m take out the dashes. U2 Hustla

[Hopper]

Ok Turbo

Not much of a review from a first timer but enough to plan another trip. Met Reyna at Tampico, she's pretty high pressure, but played nice and bought her a drink. Claudia, at Marfas, is quite the beauty, tall, and excellent English; bought her a drink and went to check out Pimp Daddys. Ran into a guy who regularly takes groups to BT and got some questions answered and checked out Tampico, Marfas, and Pimp Daddys before getting a room for the night. Returned to BT about 10pm and quickly found the guy that showed me around, since my Spanish is limited, and found a 28yo for the night. Sorry, don't remember her name but she doesn't work at any of the bars. Wasn't pushy, not shy when we got to the room, and took her time, which I thought was great. Took her home around 5am. If I can remember her name I'll let you know because overall I would give her a very high 8 but not quite a 9 because she lacked giving a quality BJ.

by the way, I am planning on going back to BT on November 8. Is there anyone else planning on being there then? Also having problems posting but can edit, any suggestions on how to correct this problem?

[BowHuntMopar]

Hi Turbofocus,
Sorry for the delayed response. I was fixin' the house to get it ready to sell due to impending divorce. We have airline tickets (and rental car) & will arrive in Laredo on 11/18 (Monday) & leave on 11/24 (Sunday). Hope we can meet up either in BT or Laredo & trade tips on Tijuana, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Vancouver. So many women, so little time!!! Anyone else interested in meeting there, please e-mail me at bowhuntmopar@yahoo.com. The more, the merrier!!!

[Beavis]

Hey Turbofocus I am planning to go this weekend. I still have a lot of shit to do before I leave on Monday but I should be able to pull it off.

[Big Money]

Tips for going 59 South from Houston to Laredo. It is not a
straight hwy. You have to follow the signs on where to turn and
exit. Total travel should be about 300 miles and 4.5-5 hours.
I've made in 4 hrs before without the Houston 59 traffic thru
Sugarland.

First exit to look for is past Victoria. Look for the Laredo 59 exit.
Don't stay on the hwy which changes to 77 South that will
take you to Refugio. After the exit, you will have to take another 59 exit a few miles down. Just follow the signs (Laredo or 59).

Second confusion may be going thru small towns Goliad, Beeville,
or George West. Stay straight thru town. Don't take the trucker's
59 route. Beware of the 30 mph zones.

Last point of confusion may be at Freer where you come to a
dead turn. Turn right keeps you on 59 to Laredo, while left
will takes you to 44 San Diego.

Just be conscious of the signs and you shouldn't have any
problems.

[HustleTown]

I was curious about the route going down 59, from Houston. I tried that last year, in Sept., and I got threw off track, BIGTIME! I know that 59 is not a highway the whole way down, unless there was construction last year, and it's finally done. Can someone help? I would love to drive down 59, because I live right off 59. I usually go the other route (I-10 - I-35). I know it has to be faster going through 59, because I've taken 59 to come back to Houston, and had no problems. It seemed faster too! Well, help please. I'm planning to go sometime before the year ends, maybe for Papagayo's Christmas party, or 1/2 weekends before Christmas, because I think them girls will want to be hustlin' for more and more Christmas $$$ for their families!

-Hustla

[Hopper]

Big Rick,

I was just down to BT this weekend. email me at on my yahoo email and I'll give you a few tips and maybe if the time is right might meet you in BT instead of you being dragged around by the "tour guides".

[Big Money]

if you go from houston to laredo, the shortest path is hwy 59
all the way. but be careful when you go thru the towns like
goliad, beeville, etc. the speed limit drops to 30 mph, and 20 mph
during school hours. i've seen many cars get pulled over in those
speed traps. there will be many stretches of 2-lanes.
if you like the interstate more and don't mind driving an extra
30-50 miles, take i-10 to i-35.

the only problems with the lower cost hotels in laredo is that
they have only smoking rooms. stay away from the civic
center inn -- they often run out of hot water. the more
reliable places are like la quinta, motel 6, red roof, holiday inn,
etc. motel 6 north has non-smoking rooms, while motel 6 south
does not. i've also had fairly good luck with the monterrey inn
for 39/night.

i always park my car on the us side by the curbs of the river
drive mall. if you want more security, park in the gated city lot
near the toll office. it is more expensive like $7-8/day.

one other trick is to exchange some dollars into pesos after you
cross the border. pay for your drinks in bt in pesos and it comes
out cheaper. tip like 1-2 pesos, and the waiters don't keep
hustling you for drinks.

if you keep getting hustled by girls to go to their rooms, and
don't feel like shooting your wad just yet, just say "mas tardes".
that means "later".

i would also beware of the hot dog and fajita cart stands. even
though the food tastes good at first, you then realize that the
surfaces are hardly ever cleaned. and consider also the fact that
there are hardly any clean bathrooms to wash your hands, and
you understand why i never eat in bt.

[bigrick]

I am new to this type of forum and would like some help. A buddy and I are planning a trip to BT later this month and have never been before. We are driving down from Houston, is the best route straight down US 59 or is I-10 to I-35, thru San Antonio, better? We planned on spending the night (probably a Sunday and Monday) in Laredo and crossing the border for fun each day. Can anyone recommend an inexpensive motel in Laredo? I've read over several postings and notice a number of bars mentioned. Which are considered the best, and what do the senoritas charge? I see there are rooms that you can rent, how long do you normally get? Are any of the ladies open to 3-ways? And is there any who will go for back-door action? We are trying to set things up and plan how much money the trip will cost us. Any info would be much appreciated.

[Dickhead]

Originally posted by Beavis
If I stay out of the country for 330 days I don't have to give any money to George Bush.

And the 330 days need not be consecutive, and need not occur in the same calendar year (any twelve month period will work), in case some people aren't aware.

[Hopper]

I'm heading to NL today to try out BT. I'm driving but wouldn't mind some company on the way down. I'm leaving Dallas at 11am and going straight through on I-35.
Hopper

[Beavis]

Old Rebel I will do that. I am working in Africa and going to be living in the Dominican Republic when not at work. If I stay out of the country for 330 days I don't have to give any money to George Bush. I think it is a much better investment to spread that money around various Dominicanas instead of pay taxes with it. What you think ?