2003 Nuevo Laredo Reports

[Mugroso]

I am not familiar with Nuevo Laredo at all but I can tell you something about DVDs. Mexico is a region 4 country, USA is region one. If you do buy a DVD in Mexico make sure it is a region 0 or multiregion. If not you will need a multiregion DVD player. Luckily Mexico broadcasts in NTSC rather than PAL so you will not need a NTSC/PAL convertor.

I have been buying DVDs from a Spanish website. Spain is region 2 and broadcast in PAL. I have a Philips machine (From Sears) which is multiregion and has a convertor. Just some advise from the filthy one.

[LonelyBoy]

hello there, say it's my first trip 2 nuevo laredo, I got to buy some DVD for my dad, after that the rest of the time it's mine,

do the nuevo laredo forum have some tips 4 me?

[Kosher Kowboy]

Kosher has recieved numerous e-mails, PM's on kuestions about NL, both on this site as well as others, so here is a simple K and A guide.

Kuestions:

1) Where is BT?

BT is about a 10 minute ride from border in a taxi, it costs 10 bucks EACH way and kabs are plentiful

2) What about hotels?

Hotels in MX, 99.9 % girl friendly, range from 20 a night for el cheapos to $90 a night at the Hilton, just 5 min from BT

Hotels in the US are Motel 6, Red Roof Inn, Hampton INN, and the likes, all 45-60 for the night and a 3 mile drive to border. The Rio Grande Plaza and La Posado offer the ability to walk to and from MX without driving, parking is free for guests. unless a girl has a VISA to kum and go, you kan NOT bring your chika back to US

3) Where do I get Viagra?

Viagra is sold in EVERY farmacia in the centro, right akross bridge, you cant miss it. Kosher rekommends any of the farmacia calderon, yellow signs, but any place will do. Some are open 24 hours, just as the kabbie if its late at night to stop at a 24 hour one if the ones in centrum klosed. There is a 24 hour one on Guerrero near the Hotel Reforma. $ 15 a pill, regardless of 25, 50, or 100 mg

4) Is there food in BT?

Prositututes eat too, all kinds of lokal kuisine to sample, takos, burritos, kuesadilla, etc etc

5) Must I wear a kondom?

YMMV, this depends on girl, and how krazy you are

6) How much is sex?

The room girls go for 10-20 with most being 20-30 once you ask for suck and F$*K. Figure a kuality room girl to be 20- for FS, others less. In the klubs, vagina kosts anywhere from 40-100 depending on klub, room fees are 10-15.

7) Can I take a dump in BT?

Yes, Papagayos and TaBu have krappers with doors and/or a shower kurtain to give u some privacy. Pick up napkins at the bar in Papas to use for paper

8) Do I pay in Pesos or Dollars?

Either/or, depends on girl, most will accept Pesos at a 10-1 exchange, however, Kosher has had two girls, Brenda and Klaudia who have both insisted on dollars only.

9) How many times can you kum?

All up to what you and girl work out, keep in mind, Papagayos charges for extra time in room. Everything is negotiable with the girl

10) Are the girls tested?

The girls are given 'frekuent visual exams' and are rekuired to get periodik blood tests as well. These girls are high miles, play at your own risk

11) Is there a frekuent flyer program with the girls?

Like any relationship, YMMV, the more you see a girl, the chances of diskounts and freebies does exists, the girls are all salespersons, some dont budge, aka asinette at Papas, 80- firm, always

12) How much is overnighter?

Once again, depends on girl. 100-300 depedning on kuality and if they suffer from Pussy Platinum Disease, a virus that kan often but not always run high with the girls at papas, who think that their vaginal linings are platinum plated, and that the vaginal openings of other girls is of less kuality than their own.

13) Is Spanish a must?

It helps but is not a must, since Kosher has learned much spanish the last year, he also has a better time, kan kommunikate better, and often gets a good deal

14) Is Bt dangerous?

Always watch your back, Kosher has yet to have problem, dont flash your $, dont take piktures in publik, and do not [CodeWord140] in publik, you will get fiend and/or harassed

15) Can I drive to BT?

Yes, make sure you have insurance for MX, do NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. Toma Y va a carcél!! You will go to jail, you will be fined, you will regret if you drink and drive. If you drive, be safe, park kar in well lit spot in BT, and dont get hit! Remember, the kost of an insurance hike or accident paid out of pocket will be much higher than a cheap 20 bucks kab fare, all u kan drink

16) Where kan I park and walk to MX?

If you stay in Laredo and drive to bridges, there are parking lots for $ 8 a night, $ 2 an hour, well lit, and for 50 cents you walk akross bridge, 20 cents to walk back

17) Can I bring pills back?

Refer to the US CUstoms and TX Dept of Publik Safety for this, answers vary and its advised you have a preskiption for anything you bring back.

18) What about OXY?

This is ILLEGAL, DO NOT attempt to bring it to US, you will do time if you try, if you buy it in MX it is still illegal to take it, weird laws, stay away!!

19) Kosher, have you ever had problems at border?

No, but I have been stopped several times to deklare, and they ran komputer check. ALso, at 14 mile checkpoint, make sure you have a preskription for any pills, customs/immigration/Laredo police,TX troopers, kounty mounties are all separate yet work together, do not be a wiseass, play by the rules and have fun

20) Kosher, you didnt answer my kuestion, only 19 others, please help?

tought sh$t, Kosher kant wipe your a$$ for you, somethings must be learned on their own, go forward my fellow men, enjoy, sometimes jumping in to the fire is the only way to learn, and its fun!!!

KosherCowboy: Has too much time on his hands

[JT]

dr. tor****,
border is absolutely correct. don't flash your camera around and always ask permission before you take pics. i always take a disposable camera with me. if it gets taken away for some reason, i won't be out much. i also had to give more dollars for pics before. it is part of the game.

bigred1, hn is not a tv/ts bar. it moved to a new location, next to a tv/ts bar, but it remains a straight establishment.

[bigred1]

Not a report but a few?'s Plan on making a trip down on 1st or 2nd weekend in dec any other's going/ would love to catch a ride split gas coming through austin/S.A.

Next I wanted to spend the night in bt. was thinking about Hollywood night's but see it is labeled a T.S. club what the real deal or they all fake if you get my meaning.

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[BorderJumper]

You don't e obvious about it is all. Yo'll find a lot has changed since the story about the cop harrassing the guy about the camera. That was a shake down and those are fast becoming a thing of the past here in NL.

Best thing, as k the owner or bartender if they mind you taking picures of their business and ask the girls if they will allow you to take a photo of them. I deny they will apear on the internet which helps. Others, offer them a few extra bucks.

Where you might have trouble is if you try to photograph the SG's without their permission.

But no, camera are not illegal in BT

[Dr Torpedo]

I have a question...

I would love to take pics of NL boystown chicas and post them, and I've noticed that others, like JT, have taken them. But the cabbies warned me to not have a camera in boystown. Also, I read a post on another site where a mex cop harassed another monger and searched him for a camera and knife. Is a camera really not allowed?

If not, how do you guys get your pictures? do you simply smuggle a camera around and use it whenever the girls let you?

[BorderJumper]

Paris Club is no more Mic. It has that new name shown across from Pullman

[BorderJumper]

Cool Beans;
Nice map. In the far right side where you have dark and dangerous. change that to HN Hotel and on tp of that Los Tres Reyes Cantina, code blue for Mongers hangout.

Aso, Hollywood nights is not a TS bar!

[Dr Torpedo]

...But that taco stand kicks ass!!!

I've never had tacos that good in my life (although I may soon say, "I've never used 8 rolls of charmin in one day!")

[Mic Jagger]

That is a kick ass map there Cool Beans, I didn't realize how many places there is to eat there within the compound I've gotten so used to eating at the stand outside of Papa Gayos. By the way I noticed the Paris Club is not shown, its located on the corners of one of the front streets, its a dive but I had excellent luck there on 2 different occassions. Adios.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Kosher wants to kontribute but his posts either get delayed or lost Maybe this one will show up.

KosherCowboy: Plans trip real soon, and will report back

[Cool Beans]

No more map. Stay away from Boys Town. I was robbed by the Boys Town cops and again by the Nuevo Laredo city police. Stay away from Nuevo Laredo if you know what's good for you.

[Cool Beans]

Forget this post. Forget all of my previous advice.

Stay away from Boys Town.

I was robbed by the Boys Town cops and again by the Nuevo Laredo city police. Read my post from 11/15/03 for details.

Stay away from Nuevo Laredo if you know what's good for you.

[Cherubino]

Bbond, from what Cherubino has seen, the TS guys seem to snag a drunk monger now and again. Just another reason for laying off the sauce and keeping alert.

WoodYi, go to the terms and conditions for this forum and look up the meaning of RTFF !!