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09-01-13 12:53 #382
Posts: 724 nights in Antalya
Hi everybody,
If you don't have time to read the whole report this is my recommendations:
. First, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. Second, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. Third, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. If you are there, find a good taxi driver as your ride and translator from day 1.
. Have Turkish lira with yourself
I was in Istanbul for a couple of weeks with a few associates and heavy business stuff to do.
The long run meetings followed by unpleasant dinners and late night working on documents and details, really exhausting with no room for entertaining.
When it is done one of my colleagues proposed a celebration week in Antalya which was very tempting since it was my first trip to that region.
A few phone calls and bingo, an all inclusive 5* hotel reserved.
Personally I prefer bed & breakfast so I will be free to choose what to do in day and night but afterward it appears all inclusive is a wise choice.
Antalya divided into many regions, Kemer, Lara, Belek, Saide, .
Our hotel with many other super 5* hotels was in Belek region.
After check-in I have found that it has nice rooms, good pools and private beach plus so many hot chicks in minimal bikini, what a surprise.
It has night shows and a disco which I couldn't wait to be in.
Sauna and swimming then dinner at 7:30 and some rest until 10 when the show starts.
This is a typical program of the hotels in Antalya, every night a themed show from 10 to 11:30 and disco from 11 to 2:30.
The show was average noting to mention besides the band and the dancers are the same for all shows and you see them every night with different clothes, not real art stuff.
At 11:10 I went to disco and found an empty salon. Ordered a drink (my favorite was not included so I paid for it directly as they don't keep bills and balances, strange!) and waited to see what is going on.
At about 11:30 it became crowded with people coming after the show was finished.
About 30% Russians (body builders with super models) and the rest were families and couples.
Waited until 2 with no chance and not even an eye contact.
Next day I started searching potential candidates and found out that we are the only singles at about 500 rooms.
Another disadvantage of me is my age (a middle age businessman) and my body shape, vs. Those young fitted handsome boys I had no chance and the only availability was teens which are out of my consideration and scope.
Well why not try a full body massage?
It costs about 120€ and I thought to pay extra 100€ for extra services. When I registered I found out that the service might be provided by a man so I made it clear that I want a masseuse.
I choose Susi from East Asia, she guided me to the massage room which was pretty ready for action, soft music, candles, shower, etc.
One hour Massage started, good back rubbing and professional massage but no sign of anything else.
After about 40 minutes I decided to make first move and at a good moment grabbed her hand but she softly released it and politely said 'only massage sir. ' end of story.
Second day, damn good views of angles in bikini coming and going, night show, disco empty hand.
Third day I decided to go to the city. 60€ taxi fare for each trip (120€ go and back) which is expensive but staying at hotel was not an option.
Cut the story short, at the old town, I found 3 Turkish Hammam, two of them have separated facility for man and woman but Nazir Hammam which is mentioned in this forum as well was the right one.
I went in and a guy explained Turkish bath stuff €25, I said ok and during dressing the guy offered sex which I gladly accepted (fool me) 100€ total.
He asked to pay in advance which I did (two 50€ notes) and noticed he put one of the notes in his pocket and on in the cashbox!
I was guided to small room at right side. Not a sealed room as I could hear outside conversation and definitely they could hear me and I was offered Viagra free of charge which I refused.
The beast came in, a fat crummy woman in her late thirties, worthless massage, then asked for tip to finish the job which I agreed (I was in pressure for 3 days damn it) and she did some hand job followed by CBJ followed by cow girl and finished within 12 minutes even without taking off her bra.
The massage bed was so narrow that I couldn't and didn't want any positioning.
I was guided to the original bath for foaming etc, the guy asked me for tip as well and I realized that the pimp cheated them all and they think I paid only 50€ for everything. I told him that I paid 100€ and used the Turkish word for 100 until he understood and angrily called the pimp which he refused to show up. He did the bath job and during departure the woman asked for her tip so I paid 100 TRY because the atmosphere was so heated when they knew the pimp cheated them and it could easily turned to me or maybe I am so conservative, anyway came out with controversial feelings, relieved and regretted.
I recommend you not to try it in any circumstances but it's up to you of course.
Back to the hotel and at about 11:30 I checked the neighboring hotels discos, same story perhaps a narrow chance of single Russian girls but it needs to speak Russian that I can't.
Forth evening I decided to go to Antalya clubs, asked for a taxi and told the guy I want to go to club 29, he told me that he can't speak English and asked me to switch the cab with one of his friends who could speak fluent English.
The new cab driver, Ali, was very friendly, speaking 4 languages and immediately realized what I want.
He told me the round trip to the city with 4 hours waiting is fixed 90€ which I accepted.
He also told that the club 29 is renamed to club Arma and it is not suits my consideration and suggested me Olivia in Lara district.
There is a small club, the selection was about 12 from different nationalities with about 20 men standing here and there.
I found an attractive girl and asked Ali to do the translation and close the deal for 2 hours.
We went to nearby hotel (Paris that is shown on the map) with the girl's taxi and Ali followed us.
Rent a room, my original hotel card as passport and that's it.
In the room the girl asked for money which I paid in Euros and exchange rate was not in favor of me plus 50 TRY for her return taxi plus vodka and condom.
She did some naked Turkish dance then good BBJ then different positions but not willingly and I was not in mood for second round.
I let her go and went back to the hotel with Ali.
Damages:
Club Entrance: 25TRY.
Club Whiskey: 40TRY (a glass of double crap whisky)
A rose for the girl: 20TRY (the boy at the club was very sticky)
Taxi to hotel Paris: 10TRY (3 minutes or so)
3* Hotel: 150TRY.
Vodka: 40TRY (damn expensive)
Condom: 10TRY (stupid girl didn't have one)
Girl: 300TRY = 120 €
Girl taxi: 50TRY.
Hotel taxi 90 + 10 €
Total about 353 € 1720 UAD.
Comparable to the prices in Dubai which I used to but with much more hustle and bustle.
My recommendations:
. First, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. Second, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. Third, Don't go to Antalya for mongering it is not the place.
. If you are there, find a good taxi driver as your ride and translator from day 1.
. Have Turkish lira with yourself.
Be careful and safe
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08-30-13 21:59 #381
Posts: 3In Antalya. Anyone wanting to meet up for a beer? Pm me.
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08-20-13 20:34 #380
Posts: 7Originally Posted by Sefin [View Original Post]
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08-19-13 05:52 #379
Posts: 7Originally Posted by Why Not Indeed [View Original Post]
Thanks in advance
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08-17-13 10:26 #378
Posts: 1Hamams
Dear friends, several people wrote here about their experience in Hamams where they had massages with extra services or eluded to the existence of places one could visit.
As an introvert, I would not feel comfortable loitering in clubs like Imperial as suggested here, and would be extremely grateful if someone would PM me an address (s) /telephone (s) of either a Hamam with extra services, and / or a massage parlour in the vicinity of Kemer and Antalya (I live exactly in the middle, and have a car).
Thanks in advance!
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07-21-13 12:21 #377
Posts: 46Originally Posted by Kemankes [View Original Post]
The scene is pretty much the same. To be honest, I don't have much to add to my previous reports.
Freebies in Antalya depend pretty much on combination of luck (being at the right place at the right time) and your personal skills and abilities to bag girls.
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07-14-13 12:28 #376
Posts: 1Originally Posted by Syrian [View Original Post]
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07-11-13 20:43 #375
Posts: 1Looking for lady
Hi dears,
I am here in Antalya for holiday and feel a bit alone. I wonder how I can find a female friend, mate or and girlfriend / partner.
Cheers,
LoveLocked
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07-08-13 01:32 #374
Posts: 2Originally Posted by Kemankes [View Original Post]
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07-06-13 13:28 #373
Posts: 2Dear Mongers,
Isn't there any monger among you that can recommend a good holiday resort full of freebies? I know it is a bit about luck and skill, but there should be better ones for freebie hunting.
Grazioli, my friend, what about you? As a Turkish guy living in Antalya, I expect some recent recommendation from you.
Thanks
Originally Posted by Kemankes [View Original Post]
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07-05-13 22:47 #372
Posts: 2Hotel / Resort Advice Needed.
Hi Mongers,
I've encountered this forum 2 days ago, and RTFF of 25 pages. Lots of great info and advice.
I intend to spend a week or so in a holiday resort / hotel in Antalya region, Kemer or Belek preferably. I'd like to meet freebies, and don't want to travel much outside the resort. According to the advices given so far on the forum, I should avoid the most expensive 5* hotels. The resort should have its own disco / bar.
Can you guys recommend me any hotels / resorts in Kemer (or somewhere else in Antalya region) for hunting EE freebies?
Finally, would you recommend to travel with a friend?
Thanks
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07-01-13 04:04 #371
Posts: 1Originally Posted by Alex Carter [View Original Post]
I went to a somehow 4 star hotel spa, the girl was friendly but didn't speak fluently so I could not get her understand to do something for me and the one hour got finished and I had to go out, with no extra action.
Whats your suggestion?
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06-21-13 16:57 #370
Posts: 1I want sm action
Originally Posted by Satwizzz [View Original Post]
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06-13-13 17:33 #369
Posts: 33MPs near Lara Beach
Originally Posted by ByronMi [View Original Post]
I have actually been away from the scene for a little while. Extremely busy work commitments.
The only MPs I have any experience with are in other parts of town. I am afraid I don't know any near Lara Beach.
The MPs here are Turkish Bath places (Hamam). There are at least 4 that I know which provide extra services. I would guess that there will be others too. So you could try your luck somewhere near Lara Beach.
The type of place to look for is typically a 3 star hotel with a Hamam which is accessible from outside the hotel itself. That means it is open to locals and non hotel residents.
Other alternative as always is Olivia / Imperial nightclubs which are very near to Lara Beach. But these will be much more costly.
Hope you find some fun.
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06-12-13 09:53 #368
Posts: 2Lara beach. Antalya, anyone there?
Hi,
Going to Antalya next week for 2 weeks and was wondering what the situation is like regarding MP. Not looking for anything too extravagant, just a genuine, safe, old fashioned massage parlour with good girls.
I'd rather find something in Lara beach, ideally just outside the main hotels of Lara beach.
Thanks!