2005 Hatyai Reports

[Member #2305]

Originally Posted by ***********

My experience is limited lah. Cheonging Hatyai for the past 20 years, coming to Hatyai on a monthly basis for the last 6 years, and staying her for the last 2 years. Hope my credentials is enough.

Tee Vee,

***********

I called you Khun Hatyai as you knew all the holes in Hatyai. Your information is really help all cheongster here.

Can we meet up? I should be there on 6th of Jan. Then will be in Chiang Rai for 4 days to do the annual event i.e. "balik puying Kampung".

Please PM me if you are OK to meet up. Happy new year.

[Kaki]

I updated these info after comment by others and ***********s: Have FUN,

Just want to complement Bro TV's leads on HDY. For night life it is really about your interest and perhaps your age group. Say you are in your 50's then you may not like those pill-popping disco, although I have seen men in 50's gyrating, hopping to the techno music. E-hem, no offense really. On the other hand, if you are the restless type, sitting still listening to the band playing and singing would not be your cup of tea either. Here are some of the places I have tried and what I think of them, and BTW, I am in my early 30's:

DISCO************
Paragon:
1 word. Hot, hot, hot. (Opps, actually 3 words) If you want HDY to know that you are there, go to this disco. Personally, I do no like Disco because of those loud techno music. BUT, those girls, woohoo, just come around and pick you up if you are sitting without an escort. Go after 11pm, and I am sure you will be 'pick up' in 5 minutes. OR, do the 'picking-up' youself.

Emperor:
Arrrhhhmm. What was that again? Although I go there on my every trip, but that were always because of my puyings. Otherwise, pay another 10B to the tuk-tuk and go to Paragon.


LOUNGE*********
Kiss Chanel:
Great decor, entertaining performances, value for money pricing. This place is not for the disco crowd. Although the music can be loud at times, but hey, no sound no fun. Your puying could still dance to the music, and you would not have to work-off to strain your back bone. Great place especially if you go in group. The dancers and singers are pretty hot and bro TV said some of them may be open to an invitation for drinks and more. Whether they will go back to your room after that depends entirely to your power of persuasion.

Lounge at Ground Floor of Pink Hotel(Not sure of the name):
Alright decor, good performance and the drink is alright too. Not my cup of tea but then if you are romancing your puying, this dimly litted lounge is suitable for you two lovebirds to do some talking, smooching and exploring. Nice sofas too.

Brass Monkey or Monkey:
Nice decor but not happening. I doubt the business will be different even after the renovation and name change. It is smack right in the midst of 3, 4 nice band-playing pubs, and its previous marketing model is very poor. Still, walk up (it is on the first floor) to this 'new' place to check it out, and if you do not like it, other pubs, lounges or discos are just 50 metres away, or 20B away.


PUBS*********
West Side Saloon:
Good band, good musics, good decor. Try go there with a full stomach cause the food is pricey for HDY standard. However, the place is very good if you want to unwind with your friends, sharing good stories, sipping wine and downing some Singha accompany by good music coming from the band. The decor gives you a kind of lazy feeling and the band can play English songs from the 60's to the 90's, and in pretty decent English too!

The PUBB:
Just about 100 paces from West Side, this place is more happening than the other 3 pubs located along this stretch of Thamnoonvithi Road. At least the crowd looks like it. On any given day, this place usually gets more crowd than the other 3, and the hostesses sitting outside, in my opinion, are also the prettiest. This place has a neo-modern decor, good band playing more contemporary music, and the crowd seems younger too. Great place to hang out after a nice meal, or, to check out the hostesses. And since it closes at 1am, you can still ask these after-work hostesses out to Paragon which closes at 2am. Hehehe. Better still, go there early, bring your laptop along and enjoy the free WIFI. Impress the hostesses with some nice lovely sites on your laptop and then show them some of your legendary typing moves on the keyboard, and your long sturdy fingers....you know what people say about men with long fingers...

SugarBeat:
Is this a pub, or a lounge? Well, here in the land of smile, the answer is: WHO CARES? Go there after 11pm, and if you are lucky, enjoy the beer, and visually enjoy the not-booked-for-the-night farm girls. What would these girls be singing to you about if they are?? "Can I follow you, puchai? To your room for just 2000B, I give you a blowjob and handjob, then suck you dry till you give me away." This is not always the lyrics you will be hearing, or receiving from these free-lance farm girls. Still, in plain words, a possible pick up place. One word of advice: Exercise caution when picking up FL.


KARAOKE******
Never been to one, but I know that most of them provide good selection of Chinese and English songs. In my very very humble opinion, they are not worth the money. But if there is one great way to get the puyings going, karaoke is the name! 95% of puying I know (not necessarily slept with, mind you ) love to karaoke. Bring them there and they will LOVE you for it! Errhh, at least for that night.


SERVICES******
Tuk-Tuk:
Whenever and wherever there is money to be made, the tuk-tuk will be there. When you are done with your drinking and dancing at the night spot, too drunk to walk back to your sweet hotel bed? Do not fret. Just hop on any of the unique "taxis" waiting outside. Just make sure you have your 20B fare ready. Oopps, that should be 40B...hehe, 20B for yours, and well, another 20B for your puying.

Supper:
OK, so you are done with the drinking but you want to fill up that hollow tummies of yours and the puying before sleeping. (Sleep? Just joking, ) There are not many places for that late night snack after 2am, but if you are staying somewhere near Lea Garden Shopping Complex, ask you tuk-tuk to drop you off in front of Grand Plaza Hotel, and there are still plenty of hawkers ready to serve you: Duck Soup Noodle, Pork Porridge, Thai Soup Noodles, Sweet Soup and more. Other option? Get your instant noodle at the nearby 7-11.

End of Part 1 (UPDATED VERSION)

Kaki

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Typically thai food especially for breakfast & dinner.

Thanks man.

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Can't remember which floor it is, the swimming pool in Novotel Hotel as I've there, also to the pool at Regency, Lee Garden Plaza and BP Grand. I guess it is convenient for house guest to use the pool just like any hotels that had pools. But there is a limit to the number of guests that they allow you to bring to the pool. Can't remember how many, but anything above that is 200 Baht per person.

There are no fixed timings for tuk tuk to operate. Some may be operating until early morning hours, some may not. Its up to them. Nonetheless, around popular hotels, there will always be some tuk tuk parked there waiting for the hotel guests. These tuk tuk normally charge a little higher especially late in the night. Anyway, if the action areas are still opened, tuk tuks will still be operating.

As for nice hawker food, need to know exactly what type of food you like.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

TeeVee,
You see, you were a monger all this time and just didn't know it. Funny cause I once made mistake and made post on samster using the word monger and got several PM asking WTF was a monger? as this is not a samster define term.

Notice Hatyai really not too far away from Sgn. After reading all these post about this place, my little bro was awake and therefore will definitely consider a visit and try places out during my next Asia trip.

PT

Hatyai looks forward to your maiden trip here.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

TV,

Catching on this. I guess, it enough for plenty of joyride or otherwise i will be running to the nearest ATM machine for mayday!!!hehehehe It pretty good to knows that the Novotel hotel had the swimming pool facilities for its in house-guests. It also be great to have a really nice cold beers by the pool ..Which floor does the swimming pool had located and it that easy accessible for walk ins from floor.

I also wondering whether when the exact time that the tuk-tuk services will called-up a day. ARE they have a 24 hours transportations services provided leading to action streets?. Where do i get really find on nice hawker concepts stalls for local thai foods.

P/S - Kaki: It nice to hears from you!!!. Keep flooding the forums with new interesting leads and wake up me when the Jan ends. I planning to make a trip to north for couple of days.

A best regards for 2006 for all our bro!!!.Keep coming with your forums..

Papercut.

Can't remember which floor it is, the swimming pool in Novotel Hotel as I've there, also to the pool at Regency, Lee Garden Plaza and BP Grand. I guess it is convenient for house guest to use the pool just like any hotels that had pools. But there is a limit to the number of guests that they allow you to bring to the pool. Can't remember how many, but anything above that is 200 Baht per person.

There are no fixed timings for tuk tuk to operate. Some may be operating until early morning hours, some may not. Its up to them. Nonetheless, around popular hotels, there will always be some tuk tuk parked there waiting for the hotel guests. These tuk tuk normally charge a little higher especially late in the night. Anyway, if the action areas are still opened, tuk tuks will still be operating.

As for nice hawker food, need to know exactly what type of food you like.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

Just want to complement Bro TV's leads on HDY. For night life it is really about your interest and perhaps your age group. Say you are in your 50's then you may not like those pill-popping disco, although I have seen men in 50's gyrating, hopping to the techno music. E-hem, no offense really. On the other hand, if you are the restless type, sitting still listening to the band playing and singing would not be your cup of tea either. Here are some of the places I have tried and what I think of them, and BTW, I am in my early 30's:

LOUNGE*********
Kiss Chanel:
The dancers and singers are pretty hot and bro TV said they will go back to your room for a price. Come on guys, together now, say, "Eee-Harr".

PUBS*********
The PUBB:
Just about 100 paces from West Side, this place is more happening than the other 3 pubs located along this stretch of Thamnoonvithi Road. At least the crowd looks like it. On any given day, this place usually gets more crowd than the other 3, and the hostesses sitting outside, in my opinion, are also the prettiest. This place has a neo-modern decor, good band playing more contemporary music, and the crowd seems younger too. Great place to hang out after a nice meal, or, to check out the hostesses. And since it closes at 1am, you can still ask these after-work hostesses out to Paragon which closes at 2am. Hehehe.

KARAOKE
Never been to one, but I know that most of them provide good selection of Chinese and English songs. In my very very humble opinion, they are not worth the money. But if there is one way to get the puyings going, karaoke is the name! 95% of puying I know (not necessarily slept with, mind you ) love to karaoke. Bring them there and they will LOVE you for it! Errhh, at least for that night.

End of Part 1

Kaki

Good details bro,

By the way, did I say the singers/dancers will go back to your room for a price? If so, a point to correct. Singers/dancers depends on your ability to "sian" them. Have heard of guys taking them but so far no one was able to give concrete evidence. But guys sianing them, that I ahve seen. Anyway, its perspective. Sianing also cost money and it could also be seen as "booking" to osme. Do note, Kiss Channel is different from Kiss Lounge. Kiss Lounge girls are for booking.

The Pubb also has free wifi, so if you want to go early and suft abit on your laptop while having a drink or food, its a good place.

Price of Karaoke girls are similar to Kiss Lounge. You could always just pay the bar fine of 1000 Baht to bring the girl out and nego with her. Maybe if she likes you, no need to pay (but very unlikely lah)

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

TV, I know who is this samster ler...kekekekeke, his FR also very good oohhh.

BTW, I was thinking going there before CNY say 1 week before OR, I will go 2 weeks after CNY. For your info I like to go during non-peak period.

kaki

1 week before will have quite a lot of people as many company closes a few days before CNY.

If you don't want crowd, 2 weeks after CNY should be a good time.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[Phantomtiger2]

Noted. So I'm also a monger

Anytime you need any information, let me know and I try to get it for you.

If have chance, do drop by Hatyai.

Cheers
Tee Vee

TeeVee,
You see, you were a monger all this time and just didn't know it. Funny cause I once made mistake and made post on samster using the word monger and got several PM asking WTF was a monger? as this is not a samster define term.

Notice Hatyai really not too far away from Sgn. After reading all these post about this place, my little bro was awake and therefore will definitely consider a visit and try places out during my next Asia trip.

PT

[Papercut]

TV,

Catching on this. I guess, it enough for plenty of joyride or otherwise i will be running to the nearest ATM machine for mayday!!!hehehehe It pretty good to knows that the Novotel hotel had the swimming pool facilities for its in house-guests. It also be great to have a really nice cold beers by the pool ..Which floor does the swimming pool had located and it that easy accessible for walk ins from floor.

I also wondering whether when the exact time that the tuk-tuk services will called-up a day. ARE they have a 24 hours transportations services provided leading to action streets?. Where do i get really find on nice hawker concepts stalls for local thai foods.

P/S - Kaki: It nice to hears from you!!!. Keep flooding the forums with new interesting leads and wake up me when the Jan ends. I planning to make a trip to north for couple of days.

A best regards for 2006 for all our bro!!!.Keep coming with your forums..

Papercut.

Bro,

Your budget is more than enough to give you a good time.

As for hotels, there are a range of good hotels in and around town.. to name a few Regency New Wing at 950 Baht, Lee Garden Plaza Hotel at 1,050 Baht, Novotel Hotel at 1200 Baht, BP Grand at 700 Baht. This are hotels with swimming pools so have a minimum standard.

There's also New Season Hotel at 850 Baht, Diamond Hotel at 800 Baht, Grand Plaza at 680 Baht to name a few.

The hotels may be old as they have been around long and new hotels are a little further away, like New Season Hotel.

As for meat, one man's meat is another man's poison. So it's difficult to say which girl is suitable for you. But generally, Channivet girls which are younger girls as compared to other areas like See Kim yong, are more "playful" girls in that they prefer trance music at discos, expects to "control" you, etc and also more "hard to handle".

Kiss lounge girls, I have already described including price. Similar girls to Kiss Lounge are the Karaokes like Piano, Porches, etc. Price also around 3500 Baht.

Yes, you can always book MP girls but you have to nego with them privately and they will meet you after work. Not worth paying them for their time during working hours.

There are also sideliners and Free Lancers like uni students, etc but their price are quite high and service cannot really compare to some of the good farm girls. Then again, many bros like to contribute for their education.

If you want my recommendations, I can only do that based on fellow bros and friends experiences but you still need to have a certain chemistry with the girls too.

The toughest I has was a fellow samster whose requirements was that he is a lean mean fucking machine, and the girl needs to be young, fair, slim, have sufficient boobs, MUST have pubic hair, this and that. After recommending 2 girls who have high reviews from fellow bros buit still not good enough for him, I finally gave him one of my "ace" recommendations and they did 13 shots in 48 hours, both enjoying it. Makes me wanna try the girl myself leh... but cannot as this is my home ground.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Note: I only recommend, I don't have girls under me and I am not an OKT (pimp)

[Kaki]

Just want to complement Bro TV's leads on HDY. For night life it is really about your interest and perhaps your age group. Say you are in your 50's then you may not like those pill-popping disco, although I have seen men in 50's gyrating, hopping to the techno music. E-hem, no offense really. On the other hand, if you are the restless type, sitting still listening to the band playing and singing would not be your cup of tea either. Here are some of the places I have tried and what I think of them, and BTW, I am in my early 30's:

DISCO************
Paragon:
1 word. Hot, hot, hot. (Opps, actually 3 words) If you want HDY to know that you are there, go to this disco. Personally, I do no like Disco because of those loud techno music. BUT, those girls, woohoo, just come around and pick you up if you are sitting without an escort. Go after 11pm, and I am sure you will be 'pick up' in 5 minutes. OR, do the 'picking-up' youself.

Emperor:
Arrrhhhmm. What was that again? Although I go there on my every trip, but that were always because of my puyings. Otherwise, pay another 10B to the tuk-tuk and go to Paragon.


LOUNGE*********
Kiss Chanel:
Great decor, entertaining performances, value for money pricing. This place is not for the disco crowd. Although the music can be loud at times, but hey, no sound no fun. Your puying could still dance to the music, and you would not have to work-off to strain your back bone. Great place especially if you go in group. The dancers and singers are pretty hot and bro TV said they will go back to your room for a price. Come on guys, together now, say, "Eee-Harr".

Lounge at Ground Floor of Pink Hotel(Not sure of the name):
Alright decor, good performance and the drink is alright too. Not my cup of tea but then if you are romancing your puying, this dimly litted lounge is suitable for you two lovebirds to do some talking, smooching and exploring. Nice sofas too.

Brass Monkey or Monkey:
Nice decor but not happening. I doubt the business will be different even after the renovation and name change. It is smack right in the midst of 3, 4 nice band-playing pubs, and its previous marketing model is very poor. Still, walk up (it is on the first floor) to this 'new' place to check it out, and if you do not like it, other pubs, lounges or discos are just 50 metres away, or 20B away.


PUBS*********
West Side Saloon:
Good band, good musics, good decor. Try go there with a full stomach cause the food is pricey for HDY standard. However, the place is very good if you want to unwind with your friends, sharing good stories, sipping wine and downing some Singha accompany by good music coming from the band. The decor gives you a kind of lazy feeling and the band can play English songs from the 60's to the 90's, and in pretty decent English too!

The PUBB:
Just about 100 paces from West Side, this place is more happening than the other 3 pubs located along this stretch of Thamnoonvithi Road. At least the crowd looks like it. On any given day, this place usually gets more crowd than the other 3, and the hostesses sitting outside, in my opinion, are also the prettiest. This place has a neo-modern decor, good band playing more contemporary music, and the crowd seems younger too. Great place to hang out after a nice meal, or, to check out the hostesses. And since it closes at 1am, you can still ask these after-work hostesses out to Paragon which closes at 2am. Hehehe.

SugarBeat:
Is this a pub, or a lounge? Well, here in the land of smile, the answer is: WHO CARES? Go there after 11pm, and if you are lucky, enjoy the beer, and visually enjoy the not-booked-for-the-night farm girls. What would these girls be singing to you about if they are?? "Can I follow you, puchai? To your room for just 2000B, I give you a blowjob and handjob, then suck you dry till you give me away." This is not always the lyrics you will be hearing, or receiving from these free-lance farm girls. Still, in plain words, a possible pick up place. One word of advice: Exercise caution when picking up FL.


KARAOKE
Never been to one, but I know that most of them provide good selection of Chinese and English songs. In my very very humble opinion, they are not worth the money. But if there is one way to get the puyings going, karaoke is the name! 95% of puying I know (not necessarily slept with, mind you ) love to karaoke. Bring them there and they will LOVE you for it! Errhh, at least for that night.

End of Part 1

Kaki

[Kaki]

Bro,

The toughest I has was a fellow samster whose requirements was that he is a lean mean fucking machine, and the girl needs to be young, fair, slim, have sufficient boobs, MUST have pubic hair, this and that. After recommending 2 girls who have high reviews from fellow bros buit still not good enough for him, I finally gave him one of my "ace" recommendations and they did 13 shots in 48 hours, both enjoying it. Makes me wanna try the girl myself leh... but cannot as this is my home ground.

TV, I know who is this samster ler...kekekekeke, his FR also very good oohhh.

BTW, I was thinking going there before CNY say 1 week before OR, I will go 2 weeks after CNY. For your info I like to go during non-peak period.

kaki

[ThaiVisitor]

Hi Tv,

Is better on every FR, you remind all that you re not OKT. Its quite embarrasing, when somes members PM to ask directly. Coz they Misunderstand that you re OKT.

Happy new year to all..

Daijek

Is OK lah... so far no one misunderstood or mistaken me.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[Fish Hunter II]

SC Heritage girls are still there at 5,000 Baht. Standard is 2 shots but you may get more if she likes you. Personally, I think the mamsan is the prettiest among the lot.

Any recommendation aprt from SC girls? Are you kidding? Plenty! Personally, instead of getting an SC girls, I will prefer to have 2 girls from a farm. Leave it to you to imagine.

Kiss Channel is still the No 1 night spot with live music, Paragon the No. 1 Disco.

Brass Monkey change name to Monkey pub. Not so happening place.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Thanks Bro Tee Vee,

I get what you mean by having 2 girls from the farms but not much luck with farm girls. (dead fish experiences before)

SC girls maintained some qualities altough $$$. Mamasan looks better than the lot, this I must see.

Noted that Monkey Pub no longer like their hey days, will go to Water Bar then. Will be there for 2 nights. one night Kiss Channel, and will decide the following night's activity.

Thanks again for the updated info.

Happy New Year.

FH II

[Daijek]

Hi Tv,

Been reading a lots of you, how you guide forum members to here and there.. Great work man!! Thumb Thumb to you..

Just reading thru all the reply of info from yours, is truely sounds of the dictionary of Hatyai..

Is better on every FR, you remind all that you re not OKT. Its quite embarrasing, when somes members PM to ask directly. Coz they Misunderstand that you re OKT.

Happy new year to all..

Daijek

.
Note: I only recommend, I don't have girls under me and I am not an OKT (pimp)

[Papercut]

Hi bro,

You knows, day by days, its interesting to read your interesting reports as well the leads. I think you are quite familar with your 'well known' knowledge about Hatyai. A million dolar question, do you frequently make a trip to hatyai?. Honestly, am really looking forward to make a trip to Hatyai (Feb 2006). You have mentioned earlier that Free Lancers & Uni students opportunity, where do i can meet them?. by the roadside or designated areas, where their usually hang out or you are refering this inside the MP itself?. Which directions should i go to locate for both Piano and Porches karaoke?.

How about Paragon & Holywood disco. Can we pick up a freelancers ( i know it kind of difficult to really answer this question)

I think you have a valid point there. chemistry is an important facts and to be frank with you, i am looking forward to spent a quality time with someone who has 'state of art' body shapes (tits and boop and less on face features).

You are our important navigator and seriously i would not meant to addressing your as OKT.

thanks,

Bro,

Your budget is more than enough to give you a good time.

As for hotels, there are a range of good hotels in and around town.. to name a few Regency New Wing at 950 Baht, Lee Garden Plaza Hotel at 1,050 Baht, Novotel Hotel at 1200 Baht, BP Grand at 700 Baht. This are hotels with swimming pools so have a minimum standard.

There's also New Season Hotel at 850 Baht, Diamond Hotel at 800 Baht, Grand Plaza at 680 Baht to name a few.

The hotels may be old as they have been around long and new hotels are a little further away, like New Season Hotel.

As for meat, one man's meat is another man's poison. So it's difficult to say which girl is suitable for you. But generally, Channivet girls which are younger girls as compared to other areas like See Kim yong, are more "playful" girls in that they prefer trance music at discos, expects to "control" you, etc and also more "hard to handle".

Kiss lounge girls, I have already described including price. Similar girls to Kiss Lounge are the Karaokes like etc. Price also around 3500 Baht.

Yes, you can always book MP girls but you have to nego with them privately and they will meet you after work. Not worth paying them for their time during working hours.

There are also sideliners and Free Lancers like uni students, etc but their price are quite high and service cannot really compare to some of the good farm girls. Then again, many bros like to contribute for their education.

If you want my recommendations, I can only do that based on fellow bros and friends experiences but you still need to have a certain with the girls too.

The toughest I has was a fellow samster whose requirements was that he is a lean mean fucking machine, and the girl needs to be young, fair, slim, have sufficient boobs, MUST have pubic hair, this and that. After recommending 2 girls who have high reviews from fellow bros buit still not good enough for him, I finally gave him one of my "ace" recommendations and they did 13 shots in 48 hours, both enjoying it. Makes me wanna try the girl myself leh... but cannot as this is my home ground.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Note: I only recommend, I don't have girls under me and I am not an OKT (pimp)