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02-26-21 21:15 #2220
Posts: 657Biden Clarifies That Stimulus Checks Are 'Just An Idea'
"Washington, the. See. —As more and more Americans start wondering where the $2,000 stimulus checks Joe Biden promised are, especially as he's now decided to start meddling in Syria, Biden issued a statement today clarifying that the stimulus checks were "just an idea."
"The stimulus checks, see, they're just an idea," he said, shrugging off claims that the stimulus checks were supposed to be actual checks sent to Americans. "They're more of a metaphor. You might say the real stimulus checks were just the countries we bombed along the way, Jack. The real stimulus checks, ya see, they were inside us all along."
"You there, the grrr-- the girl with the pretty hair," he said, gesturing toward a reporter in the front row. "You're a stimulus check. And you, the guy with the mustache -- you're a stimulus check. In a way, all of us are stimulus checks when we live according to the American values of love, progress, and unity. We can all become the stimulus checks we wish to see in the world."
Biden's statement brought everyone in the room to tears, and Snopes quickly fact-checked his claim that the stimulus checks were never intended to be literal but were always "just an idea" as "double-plus true."
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cl...e-just-an-idea SATIRE.
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02-25-21 20:57 #2219
Posts: 1184Interesting article about Andrew Cuomo.
https://www.google.se/amp/s/www.bbc....anada-56120500
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02-24-21 02:17 #2218
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by Paulie97 [View Original Post]
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02-23-21 05:57 #2217
Posts: 1680Funny article
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...-speech-report
And from the comments section. LOL.
"Has he gotten any new material or is this more of a greatest hits tour? Build the wall, drain the swamp, lock her up, stop the steal. Ahhh the classics." KnewRepublic.
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02-22-21 19:42 #2216
Posts: 657NB: Babylon Bee is a Humor / Satire News Outlet. News: Divorce Lawyer Helps Hungry
Heart warming divorce lawyer story.
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass. " "Well, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree. " "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also. " The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. ".
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high. ".
Come on, Man! . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story? Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers! Biden is a lawyer and if you are hungry, come on over to his mansion. He has a big lawn with lots of grass that needs trimming! LOL.
"Biden Will Be First Lawyer-President Without a JD From the 'T-14' in a Century" Joe Biden earned his law degree from Syracuse University College of Law in 1968, while Kamala Harris graduated from the University of California Hastings College of the Law in 1989. By Karen Sloan.
January 19,2021 at 04:30 PM.
Originally Posted by TonyMontanaaO7 [View Original Post]
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02-22-21 19:34 #2215
Posts: 746Originally Posted by TonyMontanaaO7 [View Original Post]
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02-22-21 19:09 #2214
Posts: 35Originally Posted by Travv [View Original Post]
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02-22-21 18:59 #2213
Posts: 746Originally Posted by Travv [View Original Post]
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02-22-21 16:59 #2212
Posts: 657Biden Announces Ambitious Goal
Biden Announces Ambitious Goal Of $100 Per Gallon Gas By End Of First 100 Days In Office.
"Washington, D. C. —In spite of Democrats' best efforts to curb the use of fossil fuels, stubborn Americans continue to use them to power their automobiles and heat their homes. Biden is responding to this crisis with an ambitious new plan to raise the price of gas to $100 per gallon by the end of his first 100 days in office to fight global warming.
"Listen-- all these fossil fuels, they got to stop! Got to stop!" Biden said to the Secret Service agent pumping gas into his presidential limo. "We got to do something about these selfish Americans and one-horse kangaroo herders burning all these fuels without consequences. I know consequences. Just ask Corn Pop and his buddies. When I'm done with 'them, these Americans will never burn a gallon of gas again, Jack!
The administration has announced the "Gas Prices To The Mooooon" campaign-- a series of executive orders designed to drive the price of fuel up to make it unattainable to anyone except John Kerry.
When confronted with the question of how Americans will afford to get around with $100-per-gallon gas, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested they stay home and eat some ice cream instead.
Currently, the average price stands at $2.53 per gallon and rising, which experts say is likely Trump's fault. . ."
Humor: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-an...days-in-office.
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02-21-21 14:54 #2211
Posts: 1604And as Forrest Gump said.
Originally Posted by Paulie97 [View Original Post]
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02-20-21 20:13 #2210
Posts: 1680As PT Barnum said
There's a sucker born every minute.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ues-money-back
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02-20-21 16:50 #2209
Posts: 425Ignore the clueless child. As I said before, nothing he posts here has any value.
Originally Posted by Jinxx [View Original Post]
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02-20-21 04:11 #2208
Posts: 553Originally Posted by Dogers69 [View Original Post]
And just to be clear to the readers out there, this Dogers69 guy also previously complained about San Diego California being a high crime dangerous city which is not even close to being true. San Diego is one of the safest cities in the US. Dogers69 also complained about the weather in San Diego when San Diego literally is regarded as having the best weather in the whole United States.
Dogers69 is known for making outlandish claims that don't seem to be grounded in reality or logic.
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02-20-21 03:51 #2207
Posts: 536Is an Atheist allowed.
Originally Posted by RikyMichaels7 [View Original Post]
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02-20-21 02:34 #2206
Posts: 362Lies
Originally Posted by Dogers69 [View Original Post]