American Politics

[Travv]

Washington, DC President Joe Biden today announced that his administration will be helping the hostages trapped in Afghanistan after all, once it was revealed that a world-renowned McDonald's ice cream machine repairman was one of the captives.

Biden announced in a speech that he would stop at nothing to save the hostages, reversing the administration's previous policy of just saying "eh whatever" to Americans trapped in a foreign country.

"We will not rest. We will not falter. We will not fail," Biden said sternly after learning the McFlurry repair guy was trapped on a plane at the airport in Kabul. "We will do anything we need to do to get this guy out. " Reporters and commentators said that Biden appeared more lucid, focused, and charismatic than he's been in the past 20 years. "If we need to send in every last American soldier, we will do so. We'll start a new war if we have to. We'll pull out all the stops. "

With tears in his eyes, Biden made a personal, impassioned address to the McFlurry repairman. "We're pulling for you. We're praying for you. You are not alone. We will not abandon you in your time of need. America does not leave anyone behind—not when ice cream is on the line."

I gave the correct answer.

[PVMonger]

"Washington, DC Several prominent Republicans came forward this week to call for the impeachment or resignation of whoever on earth is telling Biden what to do every day.

"I think it's clear at this point that the person controlling Biden and telling him what to do and say every momentis completely incompetent," said Republican Representative Bob McCobb. "We're not really sure who that is, but they need to be impeached immediately. They suck."

Americans increasingly agree with this sentiment, as recent polls revealed record-low approval ratings for whoever that person is who is pulling the strings of the barely sentient President Biden every day.

"Seriously, can he find a person who can put better words in his mouth and tell him better decisions to make?" said one Ohio voter who agreed to be interviewed.

Biden responded to the attacks, saying "The notion that someone is controlling me and telling me what to say and what to do and chewing my food and changing my diapers is absolutely ridiculous. But that's all I'm allowed to say right now."

Republican politicians couldn't even begin to figure that out. After all, these geniuses sent a cease-and-desist letter to someone who isn't even Yahoo's CEO any more. https://www.mediaite.com/politics/ho...mpany-in-2017/.

The only thing they are good for is kissing the mango Mussolini's oddly shaped (according to Stormy) wee-wee.

[Chris P]

"Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country" Actually, your god proposed exactly that.

" Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020. This is absolutely false.

First you criticized him because US citizens were able to fly home from China, now you criticize him for supposedly looking at preventing it. Make your mind up. Actually never mind, you already have: Trump Derangement Syndrome, whereby every single thing Trump does must be bad regardless of whether it contradicts something you said five minutes before.

And Hong Kong and Macau are not part of China. They are separate territories with separate governing systems. Furthermore they are far from the outbreak source of Wuhan and have only 0. 5% of the population of China, statistically insignificant.

Trump blocked flights from China for all non-US citizens in January. In response, Pelosi and Biden criticized the move, calling it "xenophobic", telling people to hug Chinamen, and demanding that the flights be reopened and thousands of Chinese from Wuhan be allowed into the US.

If the democrat demand to reopen flights to the US from Wuhan had been implemented, would there have been.

A. more.

Or b. Less.

Covid in the US?

[Smoothy]

Did you see the photo of the Taliban trolling Biden by eating ice cream? They owned him online as well as in real life.

The Taliban own not only the Biden admin, but the entire Democrat party and their baijuo ignorance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baizuo

[PVMonger]

The Speaker of the House receives the same intel as the President. Why, then, when Trump was stopping flights from the covid outbreak in China, was Pelosi criticizing him for it and telling everyone to hug a Chinaman?

To return to the original question which has yet to be answered, if Pelosi and the Democrats' demands to continue flights from the covid outbreak source had been implemented, would there have been.

A. more.

Or be. Less.

Covid in the United States?

If the orange fruitcake hadn't lied about COVID from the get-go, would there be:

A. more US deaths from COVID; or.

B. Fewer US deaths from COVID?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-health-policy

If the orange fruitcake's vaccines are so good, how come 30% of his cult won't take them because they are afraid of what's in the vaccine?

If the orange fruitcake wouldn't have politicized masks, would there be:

A. more US deaths from COVID; or.

Be. Fewer US deaths from COVID?

https://www.kxan.com/news/coronaviru...n-why-they-do/

[Chris P]

Did the Taliban post the photo? No, they didn't. Therefore it is just a photo and only wingers think differently.

What on earth are you gibbering about? Taliban fighters posed for a photo eating ice cream to mock the US (former vice) president whom they had just defeated, given the tendency of him and his fake news media shills to promote photos of him eating ice cream. We all remember the hard-hitting questions they asked Biden on the rare occasion his handlers let him out of the basement during the election campaign: "what flavor have you got, Joe?

So much embarrassment for America on so many levels.

[ScatManDoo]

Still no answer. A or b?

I gave the correct answer to your question repeatedly.

[ScatManDoo]

Did the Taliban post the photo? No, they didn't. Therefore it is just a photo and only wingers think differently.

I gave the correct answer.

[PVMonger]

Did you see the photo of the Taliban trolling Biden by eating ice cream? They owned him online as well as in real life.

Did the Taliban post the photo? No, they didn't. Therefore it is just a photo and only wingers think differently.

[Chris P]

Hillary would have save the United States, the world, and millions of jobs.

Cause that's what Democrats do. And Republicans fail at.

Still no answer. A or b?

[Travv]

"Washington, DC Several prominent Republicans came forward this week to call for the impeachment or resignation of whoever on earth is telling Biden what to do every day.

"I think it's clear at this point that the person controlling Biden —and telling him what to do and say every moment—is completely incompetent," said Republican Representative Bob McCobb. "We're not really sure who that is, but they need to be impeached immediately. They suck."

Americans increasingly agree with this sentiment, as recent polls revealed record-low approval ratings for whoever that person is who is pulling the strings of the barely sentient President Biden every day.

"Seriously, can he find a person who can put better words in his mouth and tell him better decisions to make?" said one Ohio voter who agreed to be interviewed.

Biden responded to the attacks, saying "The notion that someone is controlling me and telling me what to say and what to do and chewing my food and changing my diapers is absolutely ridiculous. But that's all I'm allowed to say right now."

[PVMonger]

Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country, you fruitloop. The majority of people who fly from China to US are not US citizens; Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020. Glassface Nancy and Sleepy Joe criticized his action, telling Americans to hug a Chinaman and calling him "xenophobic".

If the Democrats' demands to continue permitting entry to non-citizens from the covid outbreak source had been implemented, would there have been:

A. more.

Or b. Less.

Covid in the United States?

"Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country" Actually, your god proposed exactly that.

" Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020. This is absolutely false. Just because you think it happened doesn't make it so. Here's the link for the following quote: https://apnews.com/article/asia-paci...068b92a03c003d Unfortunately you won't read it. "The USA Restrictions that took effect Feb. 2 continued to allow travel to the USA From China's Hong Kong and Macao territories over the past five months. The Associated Press reported that more than 8,000 Chinese and foreign nationals based in those territories entered the USA In the first three months after the travel restrictions were imposed. Additionally, more than 27,000 Americans returned from mainland China in the first month after the restrictions took effect. USA Officials lost track of more than 1,600 of them who were supposed to be monitored for virus exposure. ".

If I were a teacher, I'd have you write on the blackboard a thousand times: "Trump is a xenophobe". I'd even make you memorize the meaning.

[ScatManDoo]

The USA was the 30th country to shut flights from China. 30th!

And nobody in the trump admin thought anyone was flying from China to other places, like Europe before coming to the USA? Trump didn't think anyone was in China then in Europe infecting Europeans who then came to the USA (that's how it started in New York area)?

The 'I shut flights I am trump I am the bestest ever!' logic is so stupid! The USA was 30th! Not first--30th to shut flights with China--and we didn't shut flights with anyone else! Trumps idiots didn't divert all people who had been in China to certain airports for screening-like Obama did with ebola) and trumps people had no plan for the airports themselves-repatriating Americans became a super spread event and it didn't have to!

Trump failed. 75% of the worlds failures with the pandemic come from trump and the republicans! 20% is on China. And the ret is tidbits scattered around the globe.

But the US was the world leader and trump and his minions failed 100% failed. They lied, millions died.

Shame on anyone who supports trump and is incompetence and his corruption.

Hillary would have save the United States, the world, and millions of jobs.

Cause that's what Democrats do. And Republicans fail at.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country, you fruitloop. The majority of people who fly from China to US are not US citizens; Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020. Glassface Nancy and Sleepy Joe criticized his action, telling Americans to hug a Chinaman and calling him "xenophobic".

If the Democrats' demands to continue permitting entry to non-citizens from the covid outbreak source had been implemented, would there have been:

A. more.

Or b. Less.

Covid in the United States?

https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/...-universities/

[Chris P]

It's enough to make you sick to your stomach. I'm talking triple-scoop mint chocolate kind of sick. But you know, it is what is. My hands are tied. Welp, anyone up for the Star Cup? 150 CC?

Did you see the photo of the Taliban trolling Biden by eating ice cream? They owned him online as well as in real life.