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05-28-22 06:59 #8340
Posts: 657'Guns Should Not Be In The Hands Of The Mentally Unstable,' Says Senile Man W / Nukes
Washington, the. See. —A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
"Listen, folks, this shouldn't be difficult," said the yammering old geriatric to a duck in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. "The mentally unstable shouldn't have guns! It's dangerous! Think of what could happen, Jack! They could fire it blindly through their front door because they heard a noise, or leave the guns right out in the open where Taliban terrorists could pick it up after they leave, or accidentally kill innocent people they thought were bad guys but turned out to be foreign aid workers!" The man then dove face-first into the pool because the thought he saw an ice cream cone there.
Many Democrats are warning of chaos and death if mentally unstable people such as themselves ever get their hands on a firearm. "It would be a disaster," said one Democratic strategist. "Think of putting weapons in the hands of people who can't even define what a 'woman' is! I shudder at the thought! Please disarm us immediately!
"It's real simple," said the old man as he climbed out of the Reflecting Pool, disappointed to have not found any ice cream. "Guns, tanks, drones, nukes—all that stuff—we got to take those away from people who aren't mentally fit!
At publishing time, the man was on the run after taking an ice cream cone he mistook for a handgun out of the hands of a tourist near the White House. . .
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05-28-22 04:39 #8339
Posts: 2579Allahu Akbar mofos
Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
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05-28-22 04:37 #8338
Posts: 5452Oh it is much worse than that
Originally Posted by BbqMushrooms [View Original Post]
And no one has served that long-standing Repub mission better than the Repub icon of icons lord and savior Donald J. Trump, whose three SCOTUS appointees were plucked solely from a list of loony candidates vetted by a loony anti sex-for-pleasure religious cult to promote and ensure exactly that legal outcome.
Trump promised everyone that is what he would do if enough dumb suckers applied the rigged Electoral College system to put him in office and that is the only notable campaign promise he kept.
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05-28-22 04:08 #8337
Posts: 2579Dum as rox?
Originally Posted by ScatManDoo [View Original Post]
Hypocrites LOL.
Show me a great country for mongering that's liberal? Oh wait you can't, there arent any!!
Comic relief wowwwww.
Can anyone think of one? I can't.
And don't say the Netherlands that is not a great destination for this hobby.
Nor is France, I can't think of a single liberal country that's loves prostitution.
How many mongers are going to Paris or Amsterdam to monger.
I met guys in FKKland from those places, they say they suck ass LOL.
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05-28-22 02:08 #8336
Posts: 2579Rotflmmfao
Originally Posted by BbqMushrooms [View Original Post]
So ok it rhymes with papist.
How can anyone be so un-self aware? LMAO.
BTW most conservative countries love prostitution.
Most of latin america / afrika / asia / eastern europe, even parts of the muslim world.
Its white liberals that hate prostitution, they rather give a woman a job she doesn't deserve or a free ride via welfare from cradle to grave ala western europe / scandanavia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic...o_prostitution
As the axiom goes, get a clue bro.
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05-28-22 02:02 #8335
Posts: 5452Shhhhhh about this for sure!
Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
As of this writing the consensus / poll of polls on RCP shows Repubs with a mere 1. 9% advantage over Dems on the Generic Congressional ballot poll question. And that is with the demonstrably winger-leaning RCP throwing every even more demonstrably winger-leaning Rasmussen and Emerson poll they can find into the mix as often as possible.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/ep...vote-7361.html
That is a big decline to a near tie already in May from the dizzying heights Repubs were uncharacteristically enjoying over the past 2-3 months.
Sure, that could swing back to a 4-5% advantage for Repubs tomorrow. Or not.
Sure, everyone knows the rig and fix has always been in for Repubs anyway due to extreme Repub gerrymandering of House seat districts and the same number of Senate seats (2) going to Red States with more outhouses than office buildings and fewer human beings in the entire state than live in the California county as my rental property.
Sure, we all know America / Democracy-hating Trump manipulated the census in order to cut out as many new likely Dem districts as possible.
Sure, everybody knows due to the above Repub advantage rigging, fixing and more the Dems need to get some 55% of the national vote, a clear majority, before they can hope to just break even on an election outcome, much less win it.
But it is still an interesting shift in the Generic ballot poll of polls on that demonstrably winger-leaning RCP site.
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05-27-22 20:56 #8334
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by BbqMushrooms [View Original Post]
It is only because they are also dumb as rocks.
That they provide their only comic relief.
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05-27-22 13:43 #8333
Posts: 16042000 Mules
Originally Posted by DCups [View Original Post]
You do realize, right, that the Orange Buffoon's crack (pot) legal team filed 60+ lawsuits and none of them alleged fraud? Not a single one! Of course, there isn't a winger in existence who can explain why what was. People with brains know, but not wingers.
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05-27-22 07:59 #8332
Posts: 1680Yep
Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
https://www.ft.com/content/088d3368-...7-a7680d4d81b2
Reminds me of all the guys running around claiming Covid was created to spoil Trump's re-election and it all goes away after the 2020 election. No, it's a worldwide pandemic. Every corner of the globe wasn't out to pick on Trump. People were getting infected where there are no Repubs or Dems, where no one watches Fox News, and for long after the 2020 election. The simplest of deductions avoids these errors, but put an intelligence quotient challenged angry white guy in front of a TV tuned to Fox and there's all sorts of easily refuted or dismissed hogwash coming out of their mouths. C'est La Vie.
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05-27-22 03:22 #8331
Posts: 55Reconciling Political Views with Personal Behavior
How do you reconcile Republican politics with being a monger? How can you support politics that make it damn near impossible to engage with this hobby on a high level while still engaging in it?
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05-27-22 00:26 #8330
Posts: 5452Originally Posted by Gino02 [View Original Post]
Trump's economic decisions going back to 2018 in defiance of all expert warnings not to do something so dangerous and stupid paved the way for the novel coronavirus to emerge and spread unmonitored. Then his economic decision to lie in perfect sync with Xi in early 2020 and throughout that critical year promoted converting that spread into the Trump's Pandemic it became.
Which caused and led directly to global shutdowns, economic paralysis and the collapse of Supply-Chains for 2 years, generating 2 years of pent up consumption, spending and economic activity that was bound to unleash extremely high demand vs ongoing low supply hyper-inflation during the recovery.
Everywhere in the world. Your photos of higher gas prices could just as well have been taken in Europe and Asia.
It has absolutely nothing to do with Biden. If you voted for Trump or anyone other than Hillary Clinton in 2016, those high gas prices and inflation elsewhere have more to do with You than with Biden.
BTW, Adam Carolla is a political and economics numbskull. But at least he admits it.
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05-27-22 00:05 #8329
Posts: 5452So you can't cite one time
Originally Posted by DCups [View Original Post]
The Great Repub Crash and Depression hand off to FDR.
The Eisenhower / Repub serial Recessions hand off to JFK. We were in one of those serial Repub Recessions when JFK took office.
The Nixon / Repub "Long National Nightmare" hand off to Carter.
The "It's the economy, Stupid" post-Great Reagan / Repub Recession and long Bush1/ Repub Recession hand off to Clinton.
The Great Bush2/ Repub Crash and Recession hand off to Obama-Biden.
The Great Trump / Repub Crash, Recession, Millions Upon Millions of Jobs Wiped Out, Mass Murder of a Million Americans, Destruction of Global and Domestic Supply-Chains and Inevitable Hyper-Inflation Results, Record High Homicide Rate Trajectory hand off to Biden-Harris.
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05-26-22 23:15 #8328
Posts: 3053Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
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05-26-22 22:10 #8327
Posts: 2344The vice might finally be tighting
A federal grand jury in Washington has started issuing subpoenas in recent weeks to people linked to the alternate elector plan, requesting information about several lawyers including Mr. Trump's personal lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani and one of his chief legal advisers, John Eastman, one of the people said. The subpoenas also seek information on other pro-Trump lawyers like Jenna Ellis, who worked with Mr. Giuliani, and Kenneth Chesebro, who wrote memos supporting the elector scheme in the weeks after the election.
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05-26-22 18:55 #8326
Posts: 1138This is definitely Trump's fault
Look at this picture, it is definitely Trump's fault!