Chat Rooms & Pen Pals

[Goferring]

Hey ED! Why don't you learn Korean? Anyeong haseo? Riga dayo? The Illiad and the Hatashi!

Hahah. I know several selfprofessed good girls that speak very good Korean and Mandarin. I'm guessing it came from watching all those Kpop songs and Kungfu movies at 3,000 p a session. 😁.

[D Cups]

Come now, Engine Driver! The lady clearly told you that she loves the beauty and turgidity of Korean cocks. "Up to you" she says, if you want to pay for her back rib that was fractured during hard doggy with a Korean monger. Hahaha! Money. Your money is what makes those foxy Pinays horny for a root with a foreign Quasimodo. When your money was not forthcoming, she quickly lost that loving feeling. The game was up when you requested access to her IG and she refused. She couldn't have you peeking at those naughty pics with her Korean and Chinese mongers. At least you were not duped into sending her $200 USD only to brag that it was worth it to chat such a hot babe. Hahaha!

Hey ED! Why don't you learn Korean? Anyeong haseo? Riga dayo? The Illiad and the Hatashi!

[Chocha Monger]

Just an update on the chick I've been chatting to in Iligan City for the past three months. I was really happy that this chick has a proper job, is independent and seems to have her head screwed on right, until today, that is. In typical Filipina manner, she finally hit me up for money! I was always wondering why she hadn't asked me yet, and then it happened. They will always get you. There is no way the monger can escape. Hahahaha. Seems like some sort of medical issue with her rib, and she needs to pass the medical for her health card or something to keep her job blah blah blah. Why are all Flipinas doomed to a life of misery? I was thinking about sending her $100 for one nano-second, but then I thought what would Mr E. Do? Would he fire up his lap top and send 5,000 peso straight to Western Union? What would the wily Chocha Monger do? Would he instruct his bank in Detroit to wire over 10,000 peso immediately to the Bank of Philippines in Iligan City to help out a chick he'the never met before? Hahahahaha. So that's what I did. Nothing. Now once we refuse to send money, the genuine love that Pinays have for our marshmallows suddenly evaporates and we are no longer so hansum. Now I'm certainly not in danger of getting my head chopped off by the Muslim terrorists in Marawi when I go searching for a root.

Footnote: I tried to get into her IG locked account, but she wouldn't give me permission. Red flag one. Her bio includes a Korean flag on it and some Chinese writing. Red flag two. When I asked about the Korean flag, she said she just loves everything Korean. Apparently the Chinese text is just something she used for no reason. Yeah, I'm sure she loves everything Korean. Especially three-inch Korean flavoured marshmallow. Hahahahahahaha. Just about every single girl on those dating apps has some unsavoury history. Kinda like us mongers I suppose hahahaha.

Come now, Engine Driver! The lady clearly told you that she loves the beauty and turgidity of Korean cocks. "Up to you" she says, if you want to pay for her back rib that was fractured during hard doggy with a Korean monger. Hahaha! Money. Your money is what makes those foxy Pinays horny for a root with a foreign Quasimodo. When your money was not forthcoming, she quickly lost that loving feeling. The game was up when you requested access to her IG and she refused. She couldn't have you peeking at those naughty pics with her Korean and Chinese mongers. At least you were not duped into sending her $200 USD only to brag that it was worth it to chat such a hot babe. Hahaha!

[Goferring]

So that's what I did. Nothing. Now once we refuse to send money, the genuine love that Pinays have for our marshmallows suddenly evaporates and we are no longer so hansum.

Don't worry. As crazy as pinas are they don't hold a grudge. You've actually just saved your self a year or two of meaningless chats and back pain cash requests because when you do arrive and are sitting across from her at JollieBee all will be forgotten and she will soon be giving you the best type of oral examination.

Just don't loose her contact details or chat history.

Enjoy. G.

[PedroMorales]

Back in the day, some guy called Adams gave Eve, a Pinay, his spare rib. It caused a lot of problems.

Anyone who has travelled around flea pits like SE Asia know many of these folk live at the chasm's edge. As medical bills can bankrupt Americans, why not Pinays too?

If you feel free to "sow your wild oats" IE put your dick into everything with a pulse, why should she put all her eggs in your basket? K pop is very popular and it is possible she likes K pop, K fashion and kim chee. Why not?

China? Who knows?

I have a hunch this lady will be the love of your life and you will live happily ever after if you save her career with some small help. You have thrown paradise away because of your base passions and your tight purse. Shame on you.

Just an update on the chick I've been chatting to in Iligan City for the past three months. I was really happy that this chick has a proper job, is independent and seems to have her head screwed on right, until today, that is. In typical Filipina manner, she finally hit me up for money! I was always wondering why she hadn't asked me yet, and then it happened. They will always get you. There is no way the monger can escape. Hahahaha. Seems like some sort of medical issue with her rib, and she needs to pass the medical for her health card or something to keep her job blah blah blah. Why are all Flipinas doomed to a life of misery? I was thinking about sending her $100 for one nano-second, but then I thought what would Mr E. Do? Would he fire up his lap top and send 5,000 peso straight to Western Union? What would the wily Chocha Monger do? Would he instruct his bank in Detroit to wire over 10,000 peso immediately to the Bank of Philippines in Iligan City to help out a chick he'the never met before? Hahahahaha. So that's what I did. Nothing. Now once we refuse to send money, the genuine love that Pinays have for our marshmallows suddenly evaporates and we are no longer so hansum. Now I'm certainly not in danger of getting my head chopped off by the Muslim terrorists in Marawi when I go searching for a root..

[Engine Driver]

Just an update on the chick I've been chatting to in Iligan City for the past three months. I was really happy that this chick has a proper job, is independent and seems to have her head screwed on right, until today, that is. In typical Filipina manner, she finally hit me up for money! I was always wondering why she hadn't asked me yet, and then it happened. They will always get you. There is no way the monger can escape. Hahahaha. Seems like some sort of medical issue with her rib, and she needs to pass the medical for her health card or something to keep her job blah blah blah. Why are all Flipinas doomed to a life of misery? I was thinking about sending her $100 for one nano-second, but then I thought what would Mr E. Do? Would he fire up his lap top and send 5,000 peso straight to Western Union? What would the wily Chocha Monger do? Would he instruct his bank in Detroit to wire over 10,000 peso immediately to the Bank of Philippines in Iligan City to help out a chick he'the never met before? Hahahahaha. So that's what I did. Nothing. Now once we refuse to send money, the genuine love that Pinays have for our marshmallows suddenly evaporates and we are no longer so hansum. Now I'm certainly not in danger of getting my head chopped off by the Muslim terrorists in Marawi when I go searching for a root.

Footnote: I tried to get into her IG locked account, but she wouldn't give me permission. Red flag one. Her bio includes a Korean flag on it and some Chinese writing. Red flag two. When I asked about the Korean flag, she said she just loves everything Korean. Apparently the Chinese text is just something she used for no reason. Yeah, I'm sure she loves everything Korean. Especially three-inch Korean flavoured marshmallow. Hahahahahahaha. Just about every single girl on those dating apps has some unsavoury history. Kinda like us mongers I suppose hahahaha.

[Goferring]

Why do you want to see pictures of people you will never meet and who are not puppies for sale in a window? I know there has been a run on toilet paper but surely your baby oil supplies are holding out....

Go easy on them PM.

I've been the card carrying champion of advising one and all to make contact online only when they are sitting in their makati love nest and not a minute before arrival. Yet, what have I been doing most days? Chatting to Nigerian warlords and 40 yo baklas on the chance that 0. 1% of them will indeed turn out to be that horny 19 yo model that desperately wants to suck my marshmallow into a carrot. And then only after the 12 to 24 months forced hibernation period.

Do as I say children, not as I do.

Enjoy. G.

[PedroMorales]

Why do you want to see pictures of people you will never meet and who are not puppies for sale in a window? I know there has been a run on toilet paper but surely your baby oil supplies are holding out.

Those enough old enough to vote want to have sex with women, not admire the jugs of jungle hookers who have had several litters of children. Here, in the civilized world (Europe), there are severe shortages of hookers due to Covid. I am having planes cancelled by the day on me and I do not know when I can fly again as it seems to be restrictions on top of restriction.

Dutch police are arresting and beating up not (off on) grannies. Germany is beginning to put dissidents into camps like they did 80 years ago when you could get an unaided erection.

You should have more respect for Pinay hookers. They are not an abstraction, except to the baby oil lot. They are sweet, educated ladies who like TV cartoons and fine wines with chicken adobo. I am not interested in looking at pictures. I want to turn them into human kebabs on my rock hard penis that can penetrate concrete.

The world is facing a disaster as mongers die from lack of hairy holes. Give up the baby oil and the dog meat. (Or maybe not as dogs are an odd affectation in the civilised world). Tell us how our penises can return to the Pinay pussy spawning grounds.

Lets see those pics! LOL.

[SinfullyKorean]

Lets see those pics! LOL.

I have managed to stay in contact with 1 of these 3.

The 22 yo was good fun for a while but the constant unmet demands for more money were not in the spirit of what I was seeking. She would be fun on the ground but not for long distance.

The therapist decided to dump me as I was not serious BF material. She's looking for a serious investor to help in her poorly directed business interests.

That leaves me with the law student. Genuinely interesting lady and motivated in the right ways. A year is a long to keep up a long distance friendship so maybe I will never get to consummate our friendship. She must feel something has changed. First two weeks no pics or video chats. Now last few morning when I wake up I find a waiting message with a pic of her in her nigtware.

[BrizLad]

A. A Cebu city law student 25, certainly knows her laws and intensely interesting. Would be worthwhile meeting her but it would take a couple of meets to get her into bed, although she is a flirt.

B. Makati degree qualified therapist 24. Single, no kids, living alone, works fulltime.

C. Angeles city 22 year old hottie. Single, no kids, undamaged body. Loves sending videos of her smooth pussy..

I have managed to stay in contact with 1 of these 3.

The 22 yo was good fun for a while but the constant unmet demands for more money were not in the spirit of what I was seeking. She would be fun on the ground but not for long distance.

The therapist decided to dump me as I was not serious BF material. She's looking for a serious investor to help in her poorly directed business interests.

That leaves me with the law student. Genuinely interesting lady and motivated in the right ways. A year is a long to keep up a long distance friendship so maybe I will never get to consummate our friendship. She must feel something has changed. First two weeks no pics or video chats. Now last few morning when I wake up I find a waiting message with a pic of her in her nigtware.

[Goferring]

There is no need to make fun of Philippine girl intelligence....

Have a look at which way the cash flows then tell me who the "dumb" one is. Lol

Cheers. G.

[Mr Enternational]

I have been chatting with a college educated 24 yr old Cebu girl for a few months now. Just trying to keep my marshmallow interested until such time I can be there. Yesterday I mentioned that Feb 11 I will be vaccinated. Her response back was " vaccinated for what dear? ". I do enjoy their simple lifestyle but sometimes I wonder. In the same vein a few years back I was telling a chatmate how hot the sun was on a particular day at my house. She said the sun they have in Davao is much hotter. I told her its the same sun for all the world. She really did not believe me.

I was in London and my boy told me had to get his money out of his boot. I was watching for him to take his shoe off, but he opened the back of his car and got his wallet out of his bag.

By sun I think she meant temperature. She probably told her friends about this foreign guy she has been chatting with that is a real dumbass for thinking the entire world has the same temperature. Helps to learn different cultures' way of using words in particular languages when you travel or deal with people across cultures.

And how the hell would she know what you were going to get vaccinated for? I always tell chicks to just ask instead of trying to guess at shit assuming you know and be wrong.

On facebook I recently caught up with a Brazilian chick I used to mess with years ago. I told her to hit me on whatsapp. After 2 weeks nothing. I kept sending her messages on facebook and she did not answer. Finally last night she answered. She had wrongly assumed that the facebook cover picture I have was my wife and kids when it is my daughter and grandkids so she was not responding.

[Dg8787]

I have been chatting with a college educated 24 yr old Cebu girl for a few months now. Just trying to keep my marshmallow interested until such time I can be there. Yesterday I mentioned that Feb 11 I will be vaccinated. Her response back was " vaccinated for what dear? ". I do enjoy their simple lifestyle but sometimes I wonder. In the same vein a few years back I was telling a chatmate how hot the sun was on a particular day at my house. She said the sun they have in Davao is much hotter. I told her its the same sun for all the world. She really did not believe me.

I have found when westerners develop marshmallows that they tend to stiffen their marshmallow brains with superiority over pinays. What will you be getting vaccinated for on February 11? BTW, the sun is hotter closer to the equator. I will guess that Davao is closer to the equator than your house.

Take you lunch sir.

[Sammon]

I have been chatting with a college educated 24 yr old Cebu girl for a few months now. Just trying to keep my marshmallow interested until such time I can be there. Yesterday I mentioned that Feb 11 I will be vaccinated. Her response back was " vaccinated for what dear? ". I do enjoy their simple lifestyle but sometimes I wonder. In the same vein a few years back I was telling a chatmate how hot the sun was on a particular day at my house. She said the sun they have in Davao is much hotter. I told her its the same sun for all the world. She really did not believe me.

There is no need to make fun of Philippine girl intelligence. All they require is enough intelligence to navigate their life considering quality of their education. Besides English is an alien language despite their education in English. They prefer their local language if you ever wondered why the use it when they talk to their own people without a word of English thrown in.

We do not go to Philippines to marvel at their intelligence. We are lucky that we get them for sex. Little compassion will go a long way. If they do not get your wit just simply explain if you care to otherwise leave it alone.

[PedroMorales]

I have been chatting with a college educated 24 yr old Cebu girl for a few months now. Just trying to keep my marshmallow interested until such time I can be there. Yesterday I mentioned that Feb 11 I will be vaccinated. Her response back was " vaccinated for what dear? ". I do enjoy their simple lifestyle but sometimes I wonder. In the same vein a few years back I was telling a chatmate how hot the sun was on a particular day at my house. She said the sun they have in Davao is much hotter. I told her its the same sun for all the world. She really did not believe me.

She is right. There are many different suns, too numerous to count. I hate to break it to you but all those women are geniuses with post graduate degrees from the world's leading universities. It is a running joke that has got out of hand. We act stupid as a joke against the white marshmallows, who cannot FK to save yourselves. The Japanese and Koreans are in on it. I am a trike driving godfather. I take a percentage of all the loot you send and I send some of it to a NYNY hottie who has a sick buffalo and a bad case of herpes.

Your generous donations keep Davao as the number one wine destination in the world. Those crates of wine and caviar cost big bucks and top Italian and French fashions don't come cheap either. Keep the money coming. Keep believing there is one one sun and that it shines out of your ass. And keep sending the dough.