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[Cunning Stunt]

And then there was Lia. Met in Manila. Cute pretty face. Had her own car. Met in Shangri La so I could look at her as I wasnt sure. All I could see was giant tits and forgot to check the rest. I should have known that any gal that wears loose fitting clothing is hiding a lot. Again, we get to sogo or wherever and this time she was courteous enough to at least keep the sheet covering her. She knew what was under there. I reckon she outweighed me by at least 30 pounds. The tits were great, and so was her smile, but the rest was just hideous.

Ah, they can be fun, FF. The trick is to get them on their hands and knees, when you can't see the beer and burger belly and lets their big tits bounce wild n' free and pound away like a lunatic at their well padded rears. Then you can have a ball as was the case with this teenage chubbikins.

[FreebieFan]

. Not unlike your last chub photo CS. I performed poorly from the exhaustion, thinking that I'd expanded my (chub) horizons.

And they say men are dogs. I miss the old days.

Searching around my wasted memory banks I can also recall a few chubster moments, and all elicit that familiar sour taste along with a " what was I thinking?".

Back when I lived in Manila I'd arranged tp pick up a teacher by Landmark. Picked her up, and were in the car and I'm thinking " my god, she's way bigger than her photos". My car was already headed to sogo and so off we went and it was horrible. Had to keep her covered with a sheet.

Few years later, in another country, I found an Indian, a sari wearing one. Her photos were fine, but clearly she was showing me old pics. She had the flab of belly hanging over the sari. Again I went through with it, whilst trying not to look at the mountain of flesh that was laying in a puddle on the bed.

And then there was Lia. Met in Manila. Cute pretty face. Had her own car. Met in Shangri La so I could look at her as I wasnt sure. All I could see was giant tits and forgot to check the rest. I should have known that any gal that wears loose fitting clothing is hiding a lot. Again, we get to sogo or wherever and this time she was courteous enough to at least keep the sheet covering her. She knew what was under there. I reckon she outweighed me by at least 30 pounds. The tits were great, and so was her smile, but the rest was just hideous.

I really hope I don't encounter these chubby / xxxxxxl sized ladies any more, but I'm sure there are more out there, lurking, waiting to catch me offguard.

[WestCoast1]

The second had me reaching for my harpoon!

Any gerontophiles or chubby chasers interested?

No, but along those lines. A few years ago I wrote about a mid-30's dating site girl I met in Manila. I referred to her as the Energizer Bunny for her inexhaustible sexual energy. She is still a horndog who likes white meat. She was in the habit of bringing me other girls for 3-somes on a regular basis, and she's the one who had her metalic dildos that I'd gifted her in her handbag one night when one went off bzzzzzz in the taxi. She had brought over a different girl for 3 somes several nights in a row, and was wearing me down to a nub. Sitting at City Garden one morning having breakfast with the Bunny and her extra girl from the night before, she asked: "You want other girl tonight?" I did not, I actually wanted to take the night off from sex. Before I could say no, I asked her plainly just how many extra girls she had."I have many. What you want?" Um, what do you have (like going to the car dealership)?"I have skinny girl. I have chubby girl big boob. I have pretty girl. I have short girl cute no boob. I have younger. I have older." How young?"Very young." Yikes! Can you bring me older? And by older, her previous girls were 18-28, so I was thinking a girl in her 30's, such as herself."Yes I have." And with that I walked them out onto Mabini to a jeepney.

Sure as filipine rain, she showed up later in the evening with a well-dressed woman who was 20 years older than herself, built a bit like the gal in the red dress in your pic (but absolutely no boobs) , and a pretty smile (spoke no english). We went out for drinks and then back to the hotel. Bunny grabbed the camera and snapped a few shots, but I told her to put it down and just come to bed with granny and myself. I banged them both and seeded lola. In the morning after breakfast as they were climbing into the jeepney, I was proud-chested, thinking I'd expanded my horizons. I figured I'd get a day off to get some work done and an evening to rest. Nope. About 8pm she showed back up with yet another girl, who was not unlike your last chub photo CS. I performed poorly from the exhaustion, and in the morning put them into a jeep, again thinking that I'd expanded my (chub) horizons.

And they say men are dogs. I miss the old days. Pic of Bunny.

[Tally Wacker]

Why harsh? They your sort of gals? PM me and you can have contact info.

Don't think that you would turn into anything. You would probably remain just what you are now!

No thank you and I hope so.

[Cunning Stunt]

Your getting pretty harsh there Mr. CS. I always wondered what I would turn in to if I lived in in pussy heaven full time.

Why harsh? They your sort of gals? PM me and you can have contact info.

Don't think that you would turn into anything. You would probably remain just what you are now!

[Tally Wacker]

Often get some funny, unsolicited sexual advances in my mongering inbox. Where they get my address from is anyone's guess. Often accompanied by graphic pics which are meant to turn me on but often have the opposite effect. Here are two recent examples. The first is from a 63 year old gran who would be well advised to resume wearing her support bra's. The second had me reaching for my harpoon!

Any gerontophiles or chubby chasers interested?

Your getting pretty harsh there Mr. CS. I always wondered what I would turn in to if I lived in in pussy heaven full time.

[Cunning Stunt]

Often get some funny, unsolicited sexual advances in my mongering inbox. Where they get my address from is anyone's guess. Often accompanied by graphic pics which are meant to turn me on but often have the opposite effect. Here are two recent examples. The first is from a 63 year old gran who would be well advised to resume wearing her support bra's. The second had me reaching for my harpoon!

Any gerontophiles or chubby chasers interested?

[Freddy80]

Guys,

I don't post much mainly because I am not a serious hobby guy, and the stories on here really intimadate me. But I just thought I would try to contribute a little. I have only hooked up with a couple girls from DIA and I have noticed that it is usually the better looking ones to which I have the most success. One girl was a filipina DH in Hong Kong and was one of the best looking girls I saw on DIA. We spent a couple great days together. Another was in Manila and the girl came over to my hotel late in the evening and just wanted to shag. She even fought me when I tried to give her money for a taxi. That might have been to save face. I haven't been to the Philippines but twice, I appreciate all the advise offered here and in other cities. Don't give up on the better looking ones its worth a little extra effort.

One more little item, I usually quit my account and start it back up two months before my trip, I have noticed that the girls like fresh meat. If they see that "new" posted on your profile it draws them in like flies on $&. Good luck and thanks to those who contribute.

[Long91]

One for the tit lovers. Fine pair on this girl, who recently posted on casual encounters on CL. Mind you, it could be a scam. Looks suspiciously well written to me.

http://manila.en.craigslist.com.ph/cas/4319846521.html

SCAM. I remember these pics from the 90's I forgot her name though. Had some of the best filipina tits in philipino porn.

[Cbea20]

Filipinas do not mind being asked if they are real, a not a ladyboy. (So also Thai girls.) They might ask you why you ask."Because you are so tall" is a good response, no matter how tall she is. The ladyboys themselves will usually tell you straight out, if not in their profile, then when you ask. Just don't go asking straight guys.

The kind of morons sitting overseas who want the girl to get her kit off to "prove" she's not a ladyboy.

[X Man]

Good point. I suppose that's a strategy. I was more inclined to imagine said moron to have read a few posts about ladyboys and has become super sensitive, obliviously pissing off any woman that is above 5"5'.

The kind of morons sitting overseas who want the girl to get her kit off to "prove" she's not a ladyboy.

[Hutsori]

What kind of morons have to ask a lady if she's a ladyboy?

The kind of morons sitting overseas who want the girl to get her kit off to "prove" she's not a ladyboy.

[Wicked Roger]

"Airam" is another one, and I even saw an "Anel" the other day.

I am waiting for a "Lana" to try the old reversal trick and see if she notices what her name becomes (ROFL)

RK,

I had dinner with an Anel last night and was very pleasant. Remember the story you told me about you and Manta Ray at a conference, something similar but she did contact me via email while in the same room and WR and Anel had Greek LOL.

Nice name for me, and tomorrow I have to teach her more (both carnal and otherwise).

[Red Kilt]

RK, this gal is a bit thick in the middle, and the endless self photos worry me. Nevertheless, she looks good for her age and she intrigues me.

As RK and others may know, this is the same web site discussed earlier where punters can post in public, much to our amusement and / or disgust.

She is not exactly a "gal" X Man; she is 41, and anyone who posts 50 pics of which 40 are virtually similar poses has a serious narcissistic streak. She is also an extreme "motor mouth", and is more talk than action.

The website has rolled out a new format and it is much easier to navigate around now, but they retained the "Open Post" section where idiots can put all their personal contact details for the world to see. The comments that irritate me most are the cut and pasted ones that suggest "I want to make you my wife".
Nice sentiments, but not when the same guy posts the same comment on 10 out of 15 different profiles. I guess the shotgun approach is preferred to the sniper rifle.

Another funny quirk are the girls who use the reverse of their names as their profile and are surprised by my devastating intelligence when I say "Hi Virginia" to a girl whose profile name is "Ainigriv".

"Airam" is another one, and I even saw an "Anel" the other day.

I am waiting for a "Lana" to try the old reversal trick and see if she notices what her name becomes (ROFL)

[X Man]

From the time I hit the enter key, .56 seconds. Got you beat Hutsori.

RK, this gal is a bit thick in the middle, and the endless self photos worry me. Nevertheless, she looks good for her age and she intrigues me.

As RK and others may know, this is the same web site discussed earlier where punters can post in public, much to our amusement and / or disgust.

Recently, I came across some guy calling a gal a "fake","playing games". Does he know her?

Her profile shows bi-sexual and tall, so she has to defend herself. At some point she writes,"I'm not a ladyboy." What kind of morons have to ask a lady if she's a ladyboy?

OK, full disclosure: I found her profile (much naughtier) over a year ago. I never doubted her gender. She's hot. After a nice dinner and some music, I asked her if she'd like to spend the night with me. Her reply,"of course, it's too far to go home." She was absolutely gorgeous, sexy, and naughty.

Using my absolutely duh Internet skills, I found her friend. I also bonked the bisex friend on another visit. She didn't stay the night like her lover, but maybe I shouldn't have invited her for lunch. As someone here has already suggested, if she's coming from afar, use time to your advantage. X Man.

I not want to say more all I can see that its you to judge how I look like. I'm real not fake. What you see is what you can get fully! That for the right guy! So New Year is already been done so for sure each got a New Years resolution and gosh! Mine is want now! To be happy to find him! Want to be with him who really he is No! Matter what I do best to make him happy until our last breath! . You might think I am that cheap woman but time we both be together upon knowing me more then you let me go upon seating me free then time will come you soon remember me that you will missed one half of your life upon doing that kind of bad thinking of me. Because there is a sayings we can't remember the good did of a person time if she is still around us but when time we lost her or him then you surely remember it!