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Of course it's a total waste of fuking time, but whatever.
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Originally Posted by BaddHabbit
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I do have fun going backwards and reading various posts over time. This one was so funny thought people might like another read. Need a +1 button!
Yep. That really was worth a read. I must have missed it the first time. We've all had girls like that, that dot quite have the close personal co-ordination.
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+1 Hutsori. Clumsy Girl story
Originally Posted by Hutsori
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regular girl left for work this morning and i didn't have anything planned until tonight. sent out my vd greetings and received replies from many asking whether i have a date tonight. shucks, i have to work tonight. clumsy girl from fc, who i met twice before, works at a call centre and today was her off day. sure, you can come at 11am. went to mercury drug and picked up a red, heart-shaped tin of lindt chocolates and a few sachets of lubrisafe anal lube at p7 each - much more affordable than the imported tube of kentucky jelly at p350.
clumsy girl arrived a little late; "happy valentine's day, baby," and i handed her the anal lube. "hmmpf! so romantic!" she exclaimed with a frown. i then gave her the chocolates and her disposition brightened. pulling off the lid clumsy girl lost her grip and the tin dropped to the floor, the chocolates rep001tering here and there. whilst i swept the living room floor clumsy girl showered. when done she called me into the bedroom. she grabbed my hard cock, pulled it into her mouth, and for the next few minutes her large teeth scraped up and down along my shaft. don't forget to gnaw on the head with your molars, clumsy girl.
over the next 90 minutes she elbowed my face twice but the highlight was she flipped over to change positions and her knee landed solidly on my right testicle. what she lacked in grace and dexterity she made up for in painful passion and violent vigour. believing that her first anal experience would be especially dangerous for me i tied her up. that went without any major mishaps except for some spillage from her rear - the sheets are now in the laundry machine.
"let's shower together," clumsy girl requested. ah yes, what could possibly go wrong on a wet, slippery ceramic surface? count me in. i went under the warm water first and started lathering up with the soap. clumsy girl followed, found the water temperature too warm, and turned the faucet handle right. a strong blast of chilly water hit me. "i want to wash you," she said, grabbing the soap from my hands. of course it slipped right out of her hands to the floor, and when bending down to retrieve it she knocked me into the wall. i rinsed and made my escape.
she dressed, put on her make up, and squirted some perfume on herself. "do you like this scent?" clumsy girl asked as she sprayed my face with it. my eyes have never smelt nicer.
the sacrifices we make to ensure the girl enjoys a memorable day.
y'all have a safe valentine's day.
I do have fun going backwards and reading various posts over time. This one was so funny thought people might like another read. Need a +1 button!
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Here's a good site with chat rooms - http://www.chatsexocam.com/en/.
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Originally Posted by BrainDrain
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Slightly OT: For iPhone users please aware that when you take a picture the iphone is also taking a series of images around the same time which can be replayed as a movie with sound. I almost came unstuck as I took a picture of my meal with my temporary filipina laughing in the backgroud. Thinking to show it to my more permanent filipina I only had a still photo of my lonely single man's meal when viewed as the iphone live picture it revealed I was having dinner with a laughing slight drunk filipina.
BD.
You can turn this feature on or off on the camera screen before taking pictures. The controls are right at the top of the screen in the middle appearing as concetric circles.
You live and you learn. .
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Originally Posted by BrainDrain
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Slightly OT: For iPhone users please aware that when you take a picture the iphone is also taking a series of images around the same time which can be replayed as a movie with sound. I almost came unstuck as I took a picture of my meal with my temporary filipina laughing in the backgroud. Thinking to show it to my more permanent filipina I only had a still photo of my lonely single man's meal when viewed as the iphone live picture it revealed I was having dinner with a laughing slight drunk filipina.
BD.
OT or not its a damn good observation and a nice share. Hell its only ms fortunas help I didn't get into trouble. I've done countless "solo" dinners or the typical "just sitting in my room alone and miss you my dear" pics. Both cases with girls (not only pinays) right next to me. Something to thing about from this day.
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Originally Posted by BrainDrain
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Slightly OT: For iPhone users please aware that when you take a picture the iphone is also taking a series of images around the same time which can be replayed as a movie with sound. I almost came unstuck as I took a picture of my meal with my temporary filipina laughing in the backgroud. Thinking to show it to my more permanent filipina I only had a still photo of my lonely single man's meal when viewed as the iphone live picture it revealed I was having dinner with a laughing slight drunk filipina.
BD.
Great point! The iPhone 6 and later essentially makes a 3 second mini movie before the take picture button is snapped. If you copy photos manually from your phone you will see a "IMG_123. Jpg" and "IMG_123. Mov" where the "mov" file is the movie WITH audio. If you are sending the photo via some app like iMessage the app will probably send the mov file.
Android phones have started appearing with this feature as well, though I don't remember which ones off hand.
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Originally Posted by MangoKing
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The catch? Well in the background audio I hear some guy speaking in tagaloc obviously telling her how to pose and move. She never says anything and never speaks my name.
Slightly OT: For iPhone users please aware that when you take a picture the iphone is also taking a series of images around the same time which can be replayed as a movie with sound. I almost came unstuck as I took a picture of my meal with my temporary filipina laughing in the backgroud. Thinking to show it to my more permanent filipina I only had a still photo of my lonely single man's meal when viewed as the iphone live picture it revealed I was having dinner with a laughing slight drunk filipina.
BD.
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Originally Posted by WickedRoger
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If it say Zambo or Padligdan etc I don't even bother as I see that as a scam. I am sure there are nice girls in those places but never found one on dating sites that did something similar to what you experienced. And why bother with the air fare when plenty cute ones in Cebu, Manila, Davao already.
Yeah I almost never bother with girls out of the area I will be in, but this one looked exceptional. Too good to be true indeed!
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Originally Posted by MangoKing
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The catch? Well in the background audio I hear some guy speaking in tagaloc obviously telling her how to pose and move. She never says anything and never speaks my name.
Red alert. She has a handler. I bailed.
Why? Who cares??
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Originally Posted by MangoKing
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The girl is in Zoambanga and I tell her I will be in Manila and Cebu only. So for my next verification test I tell her that if we vid and she is real I will buy her a ticket to Cebu or Manila. (If she is real she would be worth the expense based on looks!) She says she can do a vid and send it. I'm like, "OK but make sure you mention my name". About a minute later I get a video that is not what I expected.
. I bailed.
If it say Zambo or Padligdan etc I don't even bother as I see that as a scam. I am sure there are nice girls in those places but never found one on dating sites that did something similar to what you experienced. And why bother with the air fare when plenty cute ones in Cebu, Manila, Davao already.
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Another handler but on Viber not Skype this time
Previously I detailed my story of how a girl I was chatting very convincingly on Skype turned out to have a handler. Well, I was chatting up another girl from PL using Viber and had a similar discovery but in a new manner.
My PL profile says I only do viber and whatsapp. I explicitly say no email. I decided not to explicitly say no skype since I did have some good results. If I girl asks for skype I just put a much higher degree of scrutiny into reviewing her profile before I agree.
So this PL girl has a profile which makes her sound like a serious, real girl. Her pictures are beautiful but not overtly sexy. So I chat with her a few times and her English is limited, but we communicate well enough.
I ask to vid so I can verify her but she says she has no load. OK, fine. I say lets try tomorrow.
Next day ask for vid again and again she says no load. Without me asking she sends more pics this time more sexy including a very revealing shot of her in a nightgown. Nice! But wait, why is she sending me these sexy pics? Hmmm.
The girl is in Zoambanga and I tell her I will be in Manila and Cebu only. So for my next verification test I tell her that if we vid and she is real I will buy her a ticket to Cebu or Manila. (If she is real she would be worth the expense based on looks!) She says she can do a vid and send it. I'm like, "OK but make sure you mention my name". About a minute later I get a video that is not what I expected.
She is completely naked and proving she is a real woman. Not what I expected from little miss serious.
The catch? Well in the background audio I hear some guy speaking in tagaloc obviously telling her how to pose and move. She never says anything and never speaks my name.
Red alert. She has a handler. I bailed.
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Originally Posted by CallSignPapa
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"Filipina women are sweet, courteous, hospitable and beautiful. ".
I'd agree with this, they're absolutely all of these things. And also add flakey, dishonest, duplicitous, jealous, scheming, crazy, passionate, adventurous, funny, and sexy as hell.
I'm going to agree with you agreeing. As a 50 year old guy that likes filipinas I have to admit it takes some time to enjoy the craziness, the funniness and the adventurous nature. We are dating kids ( 18 of course). They just love fun and adventure and certainly don't take life serious.
One thought that resonates "The less you have the less you have to worry about. " Life can be fun and adventurous without a life long career, share portfolios, ex-wives, government tax debts, quarterly shareholder updated etc etc.
Love these crazy filipino females.
BD.
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Originally Posted by NicolaNewman
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I'm a Filipino girl and I'm curious if what do you expect on dating Filipina girls?
"Filipina women are sweet, courteous, hospitable and beautiful. ".
I'd agree with this, they're absolutely all of these things. And also add flakey, dishonest, duplicitous, jealous, scheming, crazy, passionate, adventurous, funny, and sexy as hell.
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Originally Posted by AussieGaigin
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Have you read the "Opinions and Advice" thread to get some first hand reports of men's experiences in this field?
I just assumed NicoleNewman was a guy promoting that website. Ie the term "filipino girl" is not the way I think that a filipina / pinay would describe herself. Then later int he sentence using filipina.
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