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[FreebieFan]

Oh. My bad. I forgot that you are Johnny foreigner and so don't understand the Queens English. See.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1396700

And be enlightened. Don't pretend to understand the rest of your post. Is it a Detroitenese insult?

Whilst not wishing to stand between you and your chat with the little x boy, your use of "kegs" bought back my childhood. The runts wore the short kegs and the big fellows the long kegs. Ah, to be a Yorkshireman is to be the essence of an Englishman.

You should tell xboy,"Na then t'old lad, ow are thee? . Get t'buggers goat up!". Before felling said lad wi a barnsley kiss. LOL

[X Man]

Thanks WR, I've taken note of your "romantic foreplay conversation". I'm so glad to be learning good Queen's English.

CS, I was just adding words to get past the ten-word limit.

SNIP Don't pretend to understand the rest of your post.

[Cunning Stunt]

Kegs? What on earth are you referring to? And a few more words to get to ten.

Oh. My bad. I forgot that you are Johnny foreigner and so don't understand the Queens English. See http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1396700 and be enlightened. Don't pretend to understand the rest of your post. Is it a Detroitenese insult?

[Wicked Roger]

Scouse for trousers.

Xman.

The word is generally used in the phrase (in the UK of course)"kegs off and cop this"

A great foreplay comment to your latest mahalko and one which is subtle, to the point yet romantic (if you are a scouser that is LOL).

[Hutsori]

Kegs? What on earth are you referring to?

Scouse for trousers.

[X Man]

Kegs? What on earth are you referring to? And a few more words to get to ten.

I forget. Were your plaid shorts a bit yellowish by design or was that in reference to some rather nasty stains upon them? Also are you colour blind? My shorts were blue and as that rascally old shit stirrer mentioned, it is my polo which is red plaid (not pink). Unfortunately, plaid is back in vogue, hence my shirt, so you can now safely resume the wearing of your [CodeWord140] stained plaid kegs without invoking mockery or censure.

As the girl in question is a miniscule four foot five, even your sad excuse for a needle dick might just produce something besides the usual hilarity. But don't bank on it.

[Cunning Stunt]

My plaid shorts were a bit yellowish, not like the neon pink that CS seems to prefer.

I would not have noticed if SK hadn't pointed it out. Maybe I was too flabbergasted by someone's miniscule tumescence. I also noticed that the gal in the pictures wasn't especially enamored with the tume thing. Hopefully she warmed up.

I forget. Were your plaid shorts a bit yellowish by design or was that in reference to some rather nasty stains upon them? Also are you colour blind? My shorts were blue and as that rascally old shit stirrer mentioned, it is my polo which is red plaid (not pink). Unfortunately, plaid is back in vogue, hence my shirt, so you can now safely resume the wearing of your [CodeWord140] stained plaid kegs without invoking mockery or censure.

As the girl in question is a miniscule four foot five, even your sad excuse for a needle dick might just produce something besides the usual hilarity. But don't bank on it.

[X Man]

My plaid shorts were a bit yellowish, not like the neon pink that CS seems to prefer.

I would not have noticed if SK hadn't pointed it out. Maybe I was too flabbergasted by someone's miniscule tumescence. I also noticed that the gal in the pictures wasn't especially enamored with the tume thing. Hopefully she warmed up.

When I open photos in the PG I am really attuned to something other than your tumescence. But the plaid shirt in the fourth picture caught my eye. Should I remember seeing that in an earlier photo? Or maybe it's some of the same fabric as X's infamous plaid breeches?

[Soapy Smith]

When I open photos in the PG I am really attuned to something other than your tumescence. But the plaid shirt in the fourth picture caught my eye. Should I remember seeing that in an earlier photo? Or maybe it's some of the same fabric as X's infamous plaid breeches?

[Poolmover]

Yea. Looks like "my" girl too! What a catch to be had! ...i got it.....Sorta has that Pinay style Mary Tyler Moore look to her.
PM.

I wish I could have another date with this little cutey. Where has she gone?

[Wicked Roger]

But if anyone can find a girl to do it you can; well maybe WR too, LOL.

Reminds me of the old saying: "If it smells like fish, what a dish, If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

Who me? Well it would not be an eel LOL and I got bored with the vegetables while living in the UAE LOL so what is a man to do?

CS she may not like the ugly brute catfish in here but what about us mongers. She accepts that maybe because the catfish can't pay them.

Pip. Recognize the backside?

[Pip Jaeger]

Closest thing to an eel that you can buy in a Filipino market is a live Catfish and somehow I imagine that a decent girl would balk at having one of those ugly brutes inserted into her snatch!

But if anyone can find a girl to do it you can; well maybe WR too, LOL.

Reminds me of the old saying: "If it smells like fish, what a dish, If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

[X Man]

I wish I could have another date with this little cutey. Where has she gone?

[Cunning Stunt]

Please let me know when she works her way up to eels, live preferable. Now that would be a picture!

Slim

Closest thing to an eel that you can buy in a Filipino market is a live Catfish and somehow I imagine that a decent girl would balk at having one of those ugly brutes inserted into her snatch!

[Questor55]

Mea culpa, mea culpa. Wrong forum I know. I'll just grovel for awhile.