Bangkok - Places to AVOID!

[Po Pimp]

Finally, I asked him if he would mind installing the original SIM card because it has far more credit on it than the SIM card I had bought the day before. He had a neat little homemade tool that made short work of this task.

Changing out a SIM card is about as complicated as changing the batteries in a remote control. Unfolded paper clip / sturdy straight pin is usually about the most complicated tool you ever need.

[Buksida]

Arrived in BKK last week and I'm staying around Silom.

I used to always go to Sukhumvit but got tired of the area, even it's it's usually better for mongering.

Patpong market is not what it used to be, I feel for the poor sellers trying to make a living with the handful of tourists that are visiting now.

This being low season, it's actually not bad as it leaves more choice for the few of us here.

I tend to like sleazy stuff. It tickles my dark side.

In the area, what I tend to enjoy are the few BJ bars along Patpong 2.

Star of Light is no more (had some memorable times there! But a few bars have picked up the business a bit further down.

The choice of girls is always worse in these joints than in regular gogo bars or even some specialist BJ clubs like in Soi 8, but I still prefer these small bars.

BJ is cheap, 700 baths. You just select the girl outside, get in and into the corner where there's usually just a curtain to give some privacy, and the girl gets down to business..

Afterschool on Soi Cowboy. For anywhere from 600 to 1000 baht, customers are given a blowjob by one of the dancers in the naughty boy box. The box offers some privacy but the guys using the box are still in view of everyone else in the bar.

[Explorer8939]

I was looking for this service last trip but didn't have much time. I went to Soi Cowboy and found a decent looker at Jungle Jim or Moonshine, I forget which. Afterskool and Fanny's also provide the same BJ service on Soi Cowboy. I normally go to Patpong, Soi 7/1, or Lolita's / Kasalong for a quick BJ but Soi Cowboy has options as well.

IIRC, those Soi Cowboy bars are sort of gogos, so how to get a BJ thete?

[Allover]

This is my preferred sort of service. I guess I like that I can be in and out and move on with my day. Plus I find it a nice afternoon treat. I usually stick to the Sukhumvit area places. Any specific recommendations along Patpong 2? I have a trip coming up and maybe I'll branch out a bit.

I was looking for this service last trip but didn't have much time. I went to Soi Cowboy and found a decent looker at Jungle Jim or Moonshine, I forget which. Afterskool and Fanny's also provide the same BJ service on Soi Cowboy. I normally go to Patpong, Soi 7/1, or Lolita's / Kasalong for a quick BJ but Soi Cowboy has options as well.

[FictionalSpace]

In the area, what I tend to enjoy are the few BJ bars along Patpong 2.

This is my preferred sort of service. I guess I like that I can be in and out and move on with my day. Plus I find it a nice afternoon treat. I usually stick to the Sukhumvit area places. Any specific recommendations along Patpong 2? I have a trip coming up and maybe I'll branch out a bit.

[Banana Boi]

I miss the time when you could be blown at the bar with other patrons present.

Sounds like you need to go to Pattaya.

[Thehedonist]

Arrived in BKK last week and I'm staying around Silom.

I used to always go to Sukhumvit but got tired of the area, even it's it's usually better for mongering.

Patpong market is not what it used to be, I feel for the poor sellers trying to make a living with the handful of tourists that are visiting now.

This being low season, it's actually not bad as it leaves more choice for the few of us here.

I tend to like sleazy stuff. It tickles my dark side.

In the area, what I tend to enjoy are the few BJ bars along Patpong 2.

Star of Light is no more (had some memorable times there! But a few bars have picked up the business a bit further down.

The choice of girls is always worse in these joints than in regular gogo bars or even some specialist BJ clubs like in Soi 8, but I still prefer these small bars.

BJ is cheap, 700 baths. You just select the girl outside, get in and into the corner where there's usually just a curtain to give some privacy, and the girl gets down to business.

I've tried a few and they tend to be pretty good at extracting your nut juice, each using their own technique.

Some will undress, others will not, but none will complain if you don't come within 5 minutes.

I like the no-fuss-you're-welcome-we'll-take-care-of-you-attitude.

No chit chat, it's to the point, just drop your pants, unload, pay and leave.

Anyone else enjoy these kinds of service?

Any other addresses?

I miss the time when you could be blown at the bar with other patrons present.

[Traveler6969]

Been to Thailand 3 times. Always a fun time! Love the people and the culture if you know what I mean.

[Enzo2019]

A few friendly words, a smile and a "mai khrap" is all it needs. No reason to get paranoid.

Actually it is sometimes quite fun to talk to them. It is all part of the "Thailand experience".

Agreed, although many girls are not very well educated in the academic sense, many possess excellent language skills. Being able to understand and initiate humour goes a long way in building rapport.

[Dan San]

It's a combination of things. Ethanol lowers the sensitivity level of heat receptors in your throat (VR1's) and these same receptors bind with capsaisin. So unless you want more of that spicy flavor watch out.

[NamasteParis]

At home I often stir fry chicken with Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) or some purple Habanero peppers I have growing in my back yard. You have to very careful to wash your hands thoroughly after touching and prepping a truly hot pepper. One time I absentmindedly rubbed my eyes after slicing up a couple of these devils and the burn was unbelievable. As to relieving the Capsaicin affect on your dick; I would pour some cold milk on it or in a BJ place just pour some cold beer on it. That should make the heat go away and I bet the girls would get a good laugh out of it. Then the next time you return to that place they would greet you with open arms and big smiles. I would not avoid Dr. BJ's Salon on account of this.

I know it sounds absurd, but the next trick really works: rub your eyes with natural long hair. Instant relief guaranteed! Don't ask me why!

This is a trick from west indies.

[Wolvenvacht]

The higher the alcohol content the worse, I think. I once drank whiskey after munching on a Prik-Khee-Nuu ("Mouse-shit" chili pepper). Was like pouring petrol on the fire. Not recommended.

Which proves my point. The alcohol will dissolve the capsaicin (not bind / neutralize it like oils or casein do) and then distributes it more evenly all through your mouth.

You just gave your mouth a "refreshing" phrik shower!

Fortunately it is only a burning feeling, capsaicin does not actually burn.

[Syzygies]

Milk is good too indeed, the casein in the milk will bind the capsaicin.

I doubt however if the poor excuse for beer that is generally served in Thailand (except Belgian import of course) will work. The alcohol content is too low. Bettter try some Thai whiskey!

The higher the alcohol content the worse, I think. I once drank whiskey after munching on a Prik-Khee-Nuu ("Mouse-shit" chili pepper). Was like pouring petrol on the fire. Not recommended.

BBBJ not recommended too soon after the girl ate Som Tam too. I like to ask MP girls what they have been eating and how recently, especially if their breathe is a little unusual.

[Phordphan]

Milk is good too indeed, the casein in the milk will bind the capsaicin.

I doubt however if the poor excuse for beer that is generally served in Thailand (except Belgian import of course) will work. The alcohol content is too low. Bettter try some Thai whiskey!

Fat binds with the capsaicin, so milk, butter, bacon, whatever, is a good way to tone down the heat. As you said, beer will do nothing.

[Wolvenvacht]

At home I often stir fry chicken with Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) or some purple Habanero peppers I have growing in my back yard. You have to very careful to wash your hands thoroughly after touching and prepping a truly hot pepper. One time I absentmindedly rubbed my eyes after slicing up a couple of these devils and the burn was unbelievable. As to relieving the Capsaicin affect on your dick; I would pour some cold milk on it or in a BJ place just pour some cold beer on it. That should make the heat go away and I bet the girls would get a good laugh out of it. Then the next time you return to that place they would greet you with open arms and big smiles. I would not avoid Dr. BJ's Salon on account of this.

Milk is good too indeed, the casein in the milk will bind the capsaicin.

I doubt however if the poor excuse for beer that is generally served in Thailand (except Belgian import of course) will work. The alcohol content is too low. Bettter try some Thai whiskey!