Outing: I supported a Thai Bar Girl

[Tamurlane26]

Am most fortunate that George Lucas set the trend for allowing movie series to be created in any sequence you choose as long as you can tie the thread together in the end.

Please be aware noble readers that another saga has just been written in the sky and the only challenge will be who shall provide the first line. Needless to say if Giotto writes first I shall have to print a lengthy rebuttal !

All in all we can only say that but for the grace of another customer I would have been in Nana Car Park. But .....

Please allow me some time to create a piece worthy of your tolerance and amusement - so watch this space.

[Tamurlane26]

Giotto

Such is your generosity you allowed me the benefit of the :-

"Stories like this happen to all of us - in the beginning of our mongering career."


Alas it was only in February ! We are fortunate that Jackson does not revoke senior memberships on the grounds of incompetence in the field ! In my case this is an extremely fortunate situation to find oneself in.

I shall now go away and practice my english for at least a few weeks prior to my visit in order to convince you of my irrationality !!

[Giotto]

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Giotto - my thanks for allowing to share my "outing" and regret to inform that my exile will end next month !

Tamurlane26,

My dear Singlish speaking friend: OUCH!!!! What a story!

There is nothing what I could comment on.

But may be this helps: Last night, very late, a guy came in with a young "lady", went to his room. I already thought he would be "surprised" in a few minutes, if he wasn't really into that... 10 min. later both came back down, and the "lady" left. A short question to me: Where can I find somebody now? Nana parking lot, and the lower Sukhumvit were the only options.

Stories like this happen to all of us - in the beginning of our mongering career.


Giotto

PS: Was it fathers day yesterday ?

[Tamurlane26]

As a request from a dear friend and to share my disrobing with those who will find this tale amazing for its naivete.

Once upon a time there was this little country hick who set off across the world and stumbled across the ISG. In order to share his tales with the rest of the world he took to posting tales - mostly of woe - as he is incompetent and barely speaks anything that might remotely pass as English he created a email account. For many years and many reports this activity passed un-noticed and infrequently ignored on the forum until he went to Livingstones.

He thought he had found heaven - albeit that his first trip coincided with a nasty case of "strep throat" from Manila - another story another day. Now this did not put off our intrepid hick who continued on his merry path - he even enjoyed the company of the Duck - nights out with Giotto and even had the pleasure of meeting 1Ball. All of which confirmed that his inability had got so bad that he had become "Singlish".

Now in a moment of madness he invited his father to the region to enjoy some relaxation and so they traipsed across the region. More moments of amusement - of a girl named Kaka in KL - this would have been funny but for Kaka destroying his beloved Reds in the CL to the amusement of Daddy who supports the other reds (lower case for deliberate reasons).

Then to Singapore where he had become entranced with a syt from Thailand - hence the reason why you are suffering from reading this tale. Now thinking he was smart he even paid her in advance and descended into Orchard to reclaim his flower. Alas she was a dedicated Arsenal fan and on the night in question was found screaming at the big screen at Modestos as Chelsea won after the handbags at 11 episode which was called the Carling Cup. Oh well he thought I still have that pneumatic body to enjoy and consoling her will be a pleasure.

But alas our friend had not banked on the skill and arts of the Thais - upon entering bed - having swallowed what we shall call the "J Bomb" to enhance the performance and ready to road test this little Malaysian booster - he starting to roam - as the hands began to reach for the lights he noticed the presence of a strange and dangerous object in her sweet red underwear. Alas it was the wrong time and worse it had only just started.

Notwithstanding this red light - he was left with a rather large - ok no one is ever going to write that he is small in that department - problem that was unbearable. The booster kicked into overdrive and all the rocking and rolling around in the night - alone we sadly have to add - the bolt was shot and more embarassment followed.

Now we could end the story here but there is a twist. In all of this time our friend had been chasing a SYT freelancer and finally despite the failure on the previous day he managed - yes amazing as it may seem to bed this sweet young thing.

Ah a happy ending to our tale but no it gets worse. This SYT was rather smart and the next day a call was received. " Did you enjoy your Thai girlfriend in Orchard Towers" - again we have to plug Thailand or else there would be nowhere else to put this tale of woe !!!

"What are you talking about" - "I did a google search on your ****** account and found out about your games - I dont like to be compared to them"

So now we had to resort to Jackson and his wisdom in protecting those of us who dont use the grey matter and in our haste to create an account use an email address that should not be used !

Like Captain Jack Sparrow I have been cast adrift no longer recognised by friend and foe alike - apart from my Singlish and the secret joys of the pm.

So for those who think that they cannot be found - remember our paramours are not as daft as they look and that Jackson protects us like his brood to prevent our names being uncloaked unless of course you are "as daft as a brush" and do it yourself ! And hence my self-imposed exile from the world of writing tales until I was coaxed by a dear friend of mine into revealing how to be "outed"

There you have it a tale that somehow manages to link Livingstones-Thailand-Singapore-Singlish and folly and not forgetting "outing". Hope this little tale fits the bill of this thread and causes you to shake your head in amazement not only that someone could be so backward but that they should even write about it !

This is what comes from being unable to speak your own language any more !

Giotto - my thanks for allowing to share my "outing" and regret to inform that my exile will end next month !

[Giotto]

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It's nice to have a familiar face to return to in LOS, Angeles, ect..,
but not to the extent of support. I have 1 kid already!
...

Naked Gunz,

Are you sure? I think you wanted to say that you have 1 kid already you know about ...


Giotto

[Giotto]

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There was something wrong with her when I was with her, and she emailed me and told me she had to go to the hospital recently, but she never asked for money from me. Maybe I am further down the list, if she is the same one you mentioned.
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Too Jaded,

LOL...are you jealous, that you were not asked?

You can volunteer...need my bank account?


Giotto

PS: Where the hell are you right now?

[Fox Two]

Let me guess, could this be a young sophisticated lady who's name starts with the letter M and has recently undergone nipple surgery?
...

2J

2J,

This is a different young lady whose name starts with an O. I will have to confer with G regarding the validity of her claims.

Thanks though.

F2

[Giotto]

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On a related note, one of the girls I keep in contact with from your stable recently started asking me for money because she is sick and the doctor says she needs an operation.
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Fox Two, and all others in the same situation:

If a girl from Livingstone's ask you to send money for whatever reason, and the money is needed for some "special reasons" - DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME, I will then check out what the background of the story is.

It is really easy to check this things out for me here in Livingstone's, and I will not tell you any nonsense. You can then STILL make the decision whether you want to send that money or not.

I simply don't want my guests to get ripped off from our girls. But what everybody should know - there is NO WAY for me to stop the girls trying/asking...


Giotto

[Too Jaded]

Giotto,

On a related note, one of the girls I keep in contact with from your stable recently started asking me for money because she is sick and the doctor says she needs an operation.

F2

Let me guess, could this be a young sophisticated lady who's name starts with the letter M and has recently undergone nipple surgery?

There was something wrong with her when I was with her, and she emailed me and told me she had to go to the hospital recently, but she never asked for money from me. Maybe I am further down the list, if she is the same one you mentioned.

2J

[Giotto]

G-mann:

It is hard to look in a mirror when it comes to being true to your P.

Nutnsuch,

No, it actually is not hard to look into a mirror. Why should it be hard? Come on, man, explain your POV.



Giotto

[Heehaw]

G-mann:

It is hard to look in a mirror when it comes to being true to your P.

[Giotto]

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My friend, it appears that your girl P. is no longer that sweet young girl you once knew and is all grown up now! I would say have fun with her but always remember what is truly important to you and to take the necessary precautions.
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Fox Two,

I think your analysis is 100 % correct, and that's why of course will NOT go to see her. No question about that.


Giotto

[Naked Gunz]

Thanks,
I travel mucho, but I'm learning by experience and this forum that I need to not be a nice guy with these hoes..LT is f#ucking turning into lifetime!

It's nice to have a familiar face to return to in LOS, Angeles, ect..,
but not to the extent of support. I have 1 kid already!
They make more azz everyday in these countries.
Turn off your email and western union guys!

[Fox Two]

Giotto,

On a related note, one of the girls I keep in contact with from your stable recently started asking me for money because she is sick and the doctor says she needs an operation.

I suppose I could be blunt and just say no, but I wonder if any of the uber bestards out there have an appropriate response that doesn't make me seem uncaring, but also conveys that I'm not a chump interested in becoming her walking atm machine.

Cheers!

F2

[Fox Two]

Giotto,

My friend, it appears that your girl P. is no longer that sweet young girl you once knew and is all grown up now! I would say have fun with her but always remember what is truly important to you and to take the necessary precautions.

Cheers!

F2