FKK Colosseum - Augsburg

[Xenon U]

I found out a new FKK Club in Ingolstadt, north of Munich.

Hi, Muenchen,

Why didn't you try to start a new "Hawaii"-thread? Looks as if there might be a demand. Maybe the administrator could do that and put your report there. BTW, I had mentioned "Hawaii" in several of my contributions, though I've never been there, first of all because of geographical reasons. Thanks for the informative report, though. Details of your erotic encounters including names of the girl (s) and their services might have added some spice.

You are absolutely right: Ingolstadt (hometown of the famous Audi works) is much closer to Munich airport than Augsburg, but only if you rent a car or take a taxi. Which, BTW, would not be a cheap option. I suspect it would cost at least € 50.. For one way, and only if you found a friendly driver. And if you want to go by train, you would have to change trains in Munich anyway, as there is no direct train connection between Munich airport and Ingolstadt.

Regards, X_U

[Muenchen]

After more than 4 years visiting FKK Club Colosseum(Cola) in Augsburg, I found out a new FKK Club in Ingolstadt, north of Munich.

- Driving time 30 minutes, 75 km.

- The Club is named: "FKK HAWAII SAUNACLUB".

- Street: Steinheilstrasse 8.

- 85053 Ingolstadt ( the city of Audi-Cars)

- Telefon: 0049-841-931-57-48

- Homepage: WWW.FKK-HAWAII.DE

STATEMENTS:

- Open since October 2008.

- The same pricing like Cola in Augsburg.

- Non alcoholic drinks are free of charge.

- ALSO free of charge is a perfect "warm and cold" restaurant buffet, comming from an catering service. It will be two times replaced per day. That means, you do not have to go for dinner, before you enter the club.

- A very relaxing music and most important "reallly very horny Ladies". They do what they can to make you happy.

- Very friendly management. I feel very happy in this FKK-Club.

- I am pretty sure that you will also love this club.

- Advantage: The Munich Airport is also north of Munich. You can go by taxi or by rental car directly to Ingolstadt, without touching the city of Munich.

Have a good time,

Muenchen.

[Xenon U]

Xenon U, appreciate your report of ColA. I had made plans to visit ColA during my trip to Munich last year, but never got a chance as I got caught up with other business.

It seems like there are some interesting "rules" in Bavaria. Bavaria was definitely a nice place to visit, but doesn't seem like the best place for mongering.

Hi, 007,

It depends. In case you are already staying in Munich, give ColA a try. It's not that far away. Excellent train connections between Munich and Augsburg. An evening at ColA has certainly far more entertainment value than hanging around in your lonely hotel room and watching erotic movies on cable TV. And if you read my reports carefully, you'll find out that those "rules", as all other rules, may be subject to the temptation of being broken.

On the other hand: I would not advise you to spend a hefty sum on a Transatlantic flight just to check out the qualities of this club. In this case there might be better options.

Regards, X U

[Xenon U]

Too bad for you Xenon! I stayed about 3 or 4 times with Sophia. And I can tell you: You missed something!

I suspected it, Yukon 62. Like I said: I'll be kicking my ass for the rest of my days.

Lucky you that you had a great time with Sophia. Envy.

X

[James Bond 007]

Xenon U, appreciate your report of ColA. I had made plans to visit ColA during my trip to Munich last year, but never got a chance as I got caught up with other business.

It seems like there are some interesting "rules" in Bavaria. Bavaria was definitely a nice place to visit, but doesn't seem like the best place for mongering.

[Yukon62]

Xenon you,

Too bad for you Xenon! I stayed about 3 or 4 times with Sophia. And I can tell you: You missed something!

[Xenon U]

Sorry, is it true that in Bavaria BBBJ is forbidden?

Sure!

If you have a look at older reports in these threads you'll find out that this topic has stirred quite some discussions and controversies.

To sum it up: It is not a law but an ordinance ("Verordnung") which says that prostitutes and their customers MUST wear condoms during intercourse. This ordinance does not differentiate between oral, vaginal or anal intercourse. A strict enforcement of this ordinance may lead to a club being closed if it can be proved that a girl had given a BBBJ.

So, as I had mentioned, do not brag too openly if a girl in a Bavarian club had performed BBBJ on you in spite of this "Verordnung".

Allegedly policemen have infiltrated clubs incognito several times, pretending to be customers and when being offered BBBJ caused a big fuss. I suspect the authorities have enough time to read German forums ("roemerforum" for instance) to keep informed about what's going on.

Would be interesting to know if they have got sufficient staff qualified enough to read this forum.

Strangely though, in advertisements in German forums Bavarian FKK-clubs like Colosseum openly offer such services as "FO" (which corresponds to BBBJ).

In other words: In regions where local authorities are willing to put the blind eye to the telescope to a certain degree, you may get your BBBJ. But not if you look like a cop in disguise.

Munich authorities apparently are extremely strict, when it comes to enforcing this ordinance.

So far so clear?

X you

[Anarkypg]

Sorry, is it true that in Bavaria BBBJ is forbidden?

Thanks!

[Xenon U]

After your report I will definitely check Amira/Amera out next time

Hi, Berserkgrunt,

What I had forgotten to mention: Amira seems to be on quite friendly terms with Lara, who, IMHO, is quite lovely to look at, too. You'll find photos on the ColA homepage. At least I watched the two naked, giggling elves exchanging (very chaste) caresses.

So if you want to try a ménage à trois... Only a suggestion.

Don't put the blame on me for any disappointment.

Thanx a lot for the encouraging words about my reporting.

Take care and have fun, X U.

[Berserkgrunt]

Regarding Sophia, I haven't tried her I agree that she's beautiful but not quite my type.

After your report I will definitely check Amira/Amera out next time

[Xenon U]

Hi Berserkgrunt, here you are:

Saturday at ColA or: Lady Marmalade continued

After some small talk off with Amira into the jacuzzi, where we spent a delightful quarter of an hour hugging, fondling and kissing. I appreciate when a girl doesn't object to being fingered in her crotch and in the crack between her cheeks. I love soft orifices relaxing when being touched. Amira does kiss, but when you expect slobby wet kisses with tongues exploring the depths of oral caverns and a lot of fluids being exchanged, Amira will not be your girl. Her kisses are rather chaste. But if you want an incredibly beautiful and very tender elf, Amira will do nicely.
Well at least her manipulations and tender loving care had stirred and excited Xenon's proud manhood, and when we decided to emerge from the nicely bubbling warm waters her efforts were clearly visible. Rather pride than embarassment as far as yours truly is concerned...

We ended up in one of the rooms, and I appreciated her service. Nothing sordid, raunchy or exceptional, just plain but loving GF6. A little bit of licking her lovely nether lips and the nodule in between - I love if a girl is completely smooth, and if her inner lips are nicely tucked in between her outer lips - some nice bbbj, some acceptable mish and to finish with some satisfying and deep doggie while fingering her pearly center of lust. All the while her little high-pitched moans - though may be faked - conveyed the atmosphere of sexual excitement. Quite erotic. A lot of relaxed and tender hugging and long-lasting AST, just the way I like it. I'm not into the wham, bang, thank you ma'am sort of thing.

All in all only a bit above average, but nice, loving, friendly and tender. And considering her visuals all in all quite a bargain. Positive: no attempts at upselling at all, generous time management. In the locker room I handed her the usual € 100.- for one hour; kiss, kiss, hug, hug, bye, bye.

Looks: 9 out of 10 (if you prefer petite, slender, young girls)
Attitude: 8 out of 10
Service: Depends on what you expect.
Repeat factor: 50%

A nice warm shower, back into the grand hall. Some coffee at the bar. Blimey. There she was again. Our eyes met.

He saw Marmalade down in Old Colissee,
struttin' her stuff in the hall...
Guichie guichie yaya dada...

Pity she didn't address me like this:

Hello, hey Joe,
wanna give it a go?

Girls at ColA are not allowed to do this.

Oh shit. Hadn't I just spent my seeds? I'm an old fart, it would take at least an hour until I would be able to get my mojo working again. No use addressing her now.

It would be a complete disaster and failure anyway.

After relaxing in the sauna I had some interesting conversation with a fellow-monger at the bar about clubs in general and clubs in Bavaria. He was from Munich, and we both agreed that you can forget about the clubs there. That is why he had hit the A8-Autobahn, though it is but one single building site between Munich and Augsburg. According to his opinion Hawaii in Ingolstadt was not really an alternative to ColA, as on the supply side there were less girls and those present of lower quality than in Augsburg. I'm only passing on someone else's opinion. He had not checked out the Safari in Neu-Ulm, in fact had never heard of this club.

Meanwhile another hour had passed and yours truly surveyed the naked elves displaying openly and unashamedly their assets. Fresh meat and eye candy galore, but now that I had recharged my batteries Lady Marmalade was nowhere in sight. Obviously Sophia is a hard working girl. The number of customers had increased considerably in the meantime.

I considered the alternatives: Leaving now or waiting another hour. I decided for a third option. I booked Meri (see one of my reports here in this thread) for an hour and again she ignited a high quality sexual fireworks. No desire left unfulfilled. She again gave me the slobby wet DFKing I love so much and which I had been missing with Amira. Finished off with an outstanding bbbj+CIM. A fantastic performance, a fantastic hour. Very nice AST with lots of laughter and cuddling.

We went down the dangerous spiral staircase through the great hall to the locker room where she received her well-deserved remuneration. Kiss, kiss, hug, hug, "I wish you a successful evening with many sensitive, caring and financially potent (only financially?) customers" (grin!); "Drive home carefully and come back soon."

Another shower and your humble servant went to the bar to have a coffee before hitting the road back home. By now (about 11 p.m.) the hall was bustling with customers (about 40), among them a rather loud and cheerful group of Italians. The 15 to 20 girls present were clearly outnumbered. Blowing kisses at Amira and Meri who both responded with a smile and blowing back. Of course you can guess what happened next: There she stood at the bar:

Guichie, guichie, ya ya da da
Croele Lady Marmalade.

But by now Xenon had run out of funds and time, and rather frustrated about his own dumbness he checked out.

Now he's back home doin' nine to five
Livin' a grey flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep
Memories creep
More... more... more...
Guichie, guichie, ya ya da da
Mocha chocolata da da
Creole Lady Marmalade...

But what can you learn from this rather long report?

1. If you visit ColA on Saturdays don't arrive there too late if you want to have a good choice. If you arrive there at let's say about 10 p.m. the place is quite busy and crowded.

2. Despite the world-wide financial crunch clubs like ColA are obviously still in demand and are apparently doing fine economically. The worst fear, i.e. that clubs will close down because of lack of customers, does not seem justified.

3. When you check in and see the girl of your dreams don't hesitate to address her immediately. You may not have a chance later. And then you'll be kicking your own ass for the rest of your life. In case she turns out to be an optifuck only but with a lousy attitude and a poor service, maximum damage will be limited to € 50.-.

PS.: Has any of the honored readers of this thread checked out Sophia? Hi Berserkgrunt, what about you? Now if you want to grieve and humble the writer of this report just write back "Not only is she an absolute visual stunner but her service and attitude are top notch and impeccable as well".

Hope you all enjoyed this one, Xenon U

[Berserkgrunt]

Xenon,

I think with your last report you have officially taken report writing to the next level! I can't wait for part two

[Xenon U]

Saturday at ColA, part 1

Until now I had always avoided visiting ColA on Saturdays, because I feared it would be too crowded and thus the choice too limited. I had chosen Sundays, holidays, normal weekdays, Fridays. But because of certain reasons that should not be discussed here, I hit ColA last Saturday.

I arrived there at about 7 pm. The small ColA parking lot was half empty and there was also a lot of parking space in the street. Had the financial crisis already made its impact on the pleasure industry too such an extent, your humble servant asked himself.

After paying the usual entrance fee, undressing and taking a shower, I entered the big hall and was thunderstruck: The typical ColA roster of about 15 elves, most of them real eye candy, and male competition minimal. And then I saw HER standing at the bar:

Guichie, guichie ya ya dada,
Mocha Chocolata ya ya
Creole Lady Marmalade.

A truly heavenly creature. Tall (175 cm), very young (21), very slender, cute small ass, tiny waist, legs that go on for miles, a soft creamy skin

...silky smooth

color of café aut lait,

the face of an innocent child, soft, full, pouting lips, sleepy eyes. Her childlike looks enhanced by a fringe haircut, her surreal beauty emphasized by hair dyed blond with dark streaks.

That's Sophia, allegedly half American, and, according to ColA's homepage, "the sweetest temptation since chocolate had been invented". Check out her photographs there. A real stunner. A heavenly creature to haunt our dreams and stir our desires. She will be the girl of my dreams tonight. Give me wisdom. Or so I thought.

After I had managed to close my gaping jaws I decided to appear cool and unimpressed, and, as every experienced contributor to these threads advises a newbie, don't fall head over heels to some optifuck, just stay calm, relaxed and check out the situation. Man, was I cool.

I took to the bar, sat on a stool some distance apart from the girl of my dreams and ordered a mineral water. A slender, naked, shaved elf took the stool besides me and her incredibly firm bolt-ons blocked the view to my lady of the night, and before I knew it Lady Marmalade was gone. Oh shit. Another customer must have conquered her in the meantime:

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up.
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine.
On her black satin sheets
is where he started to freak yeah.

She would be gone for the next at least half an hour. I had missed my chance for the time being.

Behind me I had noticed Snow White sitting on one of the benches, smiling at me invitingly. Another optifuck, but paling in comparison to Sophia. Alas, I needed some consolation and relief.

Snow White aka Amira:
Allegedly half German, half Moroccan. Young (25).
Very petite and slender (165 cm, 45 kg).
Cute, small arse, tiny waist, small hips.
Lovely, firm, natural Bs.
An angel's face to die for, framed by long, dark curls.
Dark, deep, mysterious eyes. Beautiful white teeth.
Conspicuous: two blossoms tattooed in grey and blue on her right upper arm.
Speaks English and German, but prefers the latter.

Jealously and enviously I was wondering what Sophia/Lady Marmalade was doing in the meantime.

Hey sistas, soul sistas,
betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case the meaning of expensive taste.

To be continued soon, when you'll find out how Xenon assesses Snow White's performance, and when you will learn if Xenon succeeded in wooing Lady Marmalade, the girl of his dreams.

[Berserkgrunt]

Muenchen definitively is a very fun and livable city, apart of P4P.

Bavarians are very open minded and enjoy life, football, food, beer (they are called northern italians more often than southern germans).

I guess it sort of depends on personal taste. I enjoy warmer climates and having a beach at 15/20 min driving distance is a big plus for me. If I can not see the sun for days I sort of get into a bad mood

And about Bavarians being open minded. As I mentioned before I moved to Munich last June and I am just starting to get a feeling of German culture. But if we call Bavarians "open minded" then what should we call guys from north Germany? Besides, in my personal experience being religious and open minded at the same is simply not possible.

Parking lots: why in the world would you need a car to move around in Muenchen?

Every once in a while I have a visiting friend and I rent a car for a week to show him around. Public transportation here in Germany is top notch and I do enjoy using it.

I used to live some months there now and then, and always have had a good time. Guess you're just meeting the wrong people.

yeah, amazing dude! That's exactly what I thought. I mostly meet Bavarians. BTW I forgot to mention in my prev. Post: I had the opportunity to experience Oktoberfest this year. Oh man, what a disaster. We had a table for 20 the first night. That went pretty good. But then I tried to go and "enjoy" it with a couple of other guys "without" a reservation. Then things went south. I can hardly suggest it as a fun activity to any friend and I personally will never make that mistake ever again.

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[Berserkgrunt]

Hey B. ,

Thanks for your reporting, but. Feel free to share those tricks on the board, we are all over 18 us pervert readers. (at least I am). ISG is all about that, the chicks and the tricks, not?

COLa was my first german FKK, but nowadays is on my list just once a year, in September when I tend to combine Oktoberfest and Pussyfest. Ciao.

Hey Sausage

no one told me what to ask for and how to ask for it. i sure as hell won't limit anyone by pushing them into certain directions that worked for me. maybe they can find out better tricks and easier ways to get them.