FKK Colosseum - Augsburg

[Xxcite]

@Krazydude,

There is a Bavarian state law in effect that requests prostitutes and their customers to use condoms during "intercourse". Since last year, Bavarian authorities (starting in Munich, but now spreading out) consider oral sex as intercourse (they should interview Bill Clinton about this issue) and try to enforce this law by threatening the girls with substantial fines. Nobody seemed to care about this in ColA until about 3 weeks ago when ColA management officially banned BBBJ, maybe due to legal requirements, we do not know.

If you know a girl, you will most likely not have a problem to get what you desire, but if you're a new customer to a girl she might be intimidated and refuse.
Anyway, everywhere outside the State of Bavaria, you will not have this problem.

BTW: Girls are not allowed to approach customers in ColA. Some customers like being approached, some don't. This is the way the management has decided, so if you want to get in touch with a girl, don't hesitate to talk to her, they're waiting.

[Krazydude]

This is a long overdue report. Sorry for not getting it down earlier, but was not able to get access to the internet for a while in Germany. Anyways here's how it went.

I was in a dilemma - should I goto Oase or should I goto ColA. I could just do one, and guess the Deutsche Bahn made that decision for me. I wanted to book my ticket to Frankfurt for 12 April, and lo and behold, the ticket price was 156 Euros round trip, which meant three more girls at ColA (if it were only that simple!!!). This prospect got the better of me which I regret to this day. Anyways, at that time it seemed a good prospect to goto ColA and just have loads of fun, rather than take a train down to Frankfurt. So I took a taxi which cost me 15 euros from my hotel to ColA and there I was at 3.30 PM on a Saturday afternoon in front of the gates of ColA, just waiting to enter. The Roman theme threw me off-guard (I always had a good vibe seeing it at Oase), so I buzzed in by the Thekefrau. She explained to me the drill, took 65 euros, handed me the key and showed me the way to the changing room. Well , so far so good. I went in for the customary shower, got into my towel and moved in for a fun filled afternoon,evening and night. As it has been already mentioned in this thread, the ladies come to the locker room after the deed to collect their reward, so as I was changing, two of them walked in and I was of course quite thrilled to see them there. Moving into the main hall, I saw a small selection of girls (no where close to 40 as mentioned on the website) and never did I see the number hit 40 during my entire stay. I must have been somewhere in the healthy 20's.

ColA is in layers, so to speak, so the ground floor is where all the ladies are. This is the area where the bar serves drinks (alcoholic drinks are not free). It also has some tables and chairs somewhat like a cafe where you can sit down, have your drink, maybe have a fruit (I had an apple) and see the entire ground floor. The ground floor has two saunas, showers adjacent to the sauna's, two jacuzzi's (or something that resembles a jaccuzi), a pool, lounge chairs, a open top structure a'la gazebo. In order to goto the Kino, you need to the take the flight of stairs down from this level. The kino was quite deserted, even though a movie was on. It seems the girls here do not like kino-action, quite unlike those at the Hessen 3. Right next to the flight of stairs to the kino is a cafeteria where the ladies went for their lunch. On the first floor are the rooms for the deed, so as soon as a deal is struck with one of the ladies, you have the walk towards the sky, ok well just a walk towards the first floor with your hands probing her behind and fingers going in places, where you................

Well I took my time to select my first lady of the day, and it was Katja or Kartya from Hungary. She is abt 6.2 ft, slim, smokes a cigarette and sits at a particular spot (she was on the spot the entire time I was at Cola, except when she was in a session). Great session, but I thought something was lacking, but I just could not put my finger on it. If I did go back to ColA, would repeat. Another thing that she mentioned to me that in ColA there is no BBBJ, and just CBJ. I was a bit annoyed by this and even talked to the Thekefrau, who confirmed that those are the club rules. On my way out, I read a sign in the changing room. that there is some German Act passed now which makes it mandatory to use condoms (so does that mean that BBBJ are a thing of the past at FKK's ?)

After that I relaxed a bit, had an Apfelsaft, took a trip to the sauna, relaxed on the lounge chairs.

Now in ColA, there is very little movement, the girls do not approach you and that just means they just sit there like fixtures, which for some, could be boring coz I am more used to the dynamic approach at the Hessen 3. The whole thing appeared so staid to me, as if watching a still life canvas. I mean if you took a drink, went down to the kino, then into the sauna and came out, probably you would find the girls sitting in the exact same place when you left and the guys lounging around the bar or relaxing on the chairs. Did time stand still or is my mind playing tricks with me is what you start to think about !!!!

My second and last lady of the day was from Moldova, I forgot her name but I think it was Lidemaan or something. I apologize, I am not good with names. She did try very hard, but I guess I was so put off by the whole scene and disappointed that I did not goto Oase that in the end, I just could not come and she was a bit ticked off by it. Anyways I did not want to go through any more despair, so I left at around 7 pm rather unsatisfied by the whole experience.

I do hope that the situation at ColA improves, because I do not see the reason why it should not be able to compete with the good clubs out there. Till then, I just keep this trip to ColA on my "Not to do, till improvements are made" list.

Ciao

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[Mhansen1]

Went to Colosseum a few weeks ago for the first time, and read about the club in here before the visit. Wrote down some names of girls I would like to try, but forgot to wirte down the names of girls I should avoid (big mistake). The girls I would like to try did not work that night, according to the staff.

It is the worst FKK club I have ever visited. No kino, no action, no food.

Well one girls quickly got my attention, but also everybody elses, unfortunately. She was busy all night. I have never seen a girls that busy. So no luck there.

Then there was this girls, who also was quite busy, and as I had to leave quite early, I decided to go with her. Her name was Dior, half Hungarian, half Israel. I asked if she kissed, and she did. Very good start. Went to a room, and then the nightmare started. After 1 second she told me to lay down on the bed, and we started kissing...or something came out of her mouth rotating at appr. 5000 rpm, and now I started to think about the BMW factory. Was I in a club or testing a BMW engine? Then to the BJ, or was my penis in the air inlet of the engine. At least it was very painful. Then she asked me to fuck her, and I thought, shit is it the car alarm that just started, but it was just Dior screaming out loud, some fake porn sounds. I was so dissapointed, so I tried to come as quickly as possible, to get away from this nightmare/factory.

After 15 minutes (should have been 30 minutes in total I guess) I was in the changing room, paying her the money.

Next time, I will note the girls not to try as well. Probably no next time at Colosseum. I will rather head back up north to Frankfurt or Ruhr-district, where the clubs are much better, regarding entertainment when not with a girl. Thank you all for good info, I just have to read it more carefully next time.

[Jackyo]

Now, what went wrong?
It all resembled a normal session until she started blowing me. Ouch! Her BJ was as painful as a reckless HJ even though it wasn’t a TJ (tooth job), just hardcore or SM I guess.
E: Please, a bit more careful, will you
D: This is the way I do it! I have had sex with 10000 men and I know sex!

Is this an attitude anyone would want in P4P? It might be for fans of SM, but not for me. The customer must be the king! Who ever heard of a girl that can only do one kind of BJ? It was steady downhill after that. After a painful BJ I was less excited. In combination with this shitty attitude I tried to fuck her, but was so repelled that I couldn’t maintain a hard on. She tried a few times to jerk and “suck” me hard again, but her attitude was hitting new lows even faster than my erection.

D: If you don’t like it, the problem is you.
E: In this case, I would say the exact opposite…

I am glad I am not the only one who has heard this.

Some women just don't know what they are doing on the BJ front. They just don't.

But they manage to get guys off with their extremely rough technique and think they have it all figured out.

I always let her know in advance that I am not a BJ fan. Usually she thinks its because I come easily but nothing could be further than the truth: I can count the times I've come with a properly performend BJ. I don't correct that impression though. She can think anything she wants.

Sometimes she reacts by saying: Nicht im Mund spritzen. Kein Problem!, I say.

If she starts to get really rough, I stop her and tell her we need to get down to business.

The worst HJ (I prefer that they don't do HJs but some women insist in watching you come) was with Pamela at PT Dolce Vita lately. She had a two finger method which was downright painful.

[Krazydude]

I think Colosseum is a must visit club for everyone who likes extremely beautiful naked girls with top service.

But is Colosseum really able to compete with the big clubs in Hessen? That’s all about personal taste, but below is my opinion.

The service level at Colosseum is very high and this great service is provided by almost all girls. I have never experienced a girl trying to rip me off in this club.
The line-up is also extremely beautiful with model quality girls and they are all totally nude. But Colosseum is also a small club with only one main room and not so much to do between sessions.

They also don’t serve food (but you can order food at the reception) and the club don’t open before 2pm.

The girls don’t approach so unless you sit next to one of the girls there is not much communication between sessions.

If I had to choose between visiting Palace and Colosseum I would without hesitance choose Colosseum.

If I had to choose between Oase/World and Colosseum on a nice sunny summer day I would go to Frankfurt.

If I had to choose between Oase and Colosseum in the winter it would be difficult to decide but mostly be a question of which location is most convenient.

To bad you can’t visit both clubs. A combined tour to Colosseum and Oase is my favorite.

Note to everyone: Wednesday is Dessous-Tag at Colosseum so avoid that day if you want them totally naked. I don’t think this detail has been reported in this thread before.
Also if you prefer the girls wearing some clothes, now you know which day to visit.

Thanks for the frank assessment.

I know its a pity I can't visit both clubs, I would have preferred it that way, but things are not always what one wishes them to be.

After having read your assessment, I think I will save a bit on the ticket from Augsburg to Frankfurt for one more session with one of the hot model quality girls you mention.

I do agree with you that on a bright sunny day, if you sit near to the pool and soak in the sun, then Oase would be the way to go, but the weather reports & forecast that I have been looking at for the days when I am in Munich/Augsburg do not promise to be sunny and warm

And thanks for the Dessous-Tag info, now I know which day to avoid

[Everhard]

preface
i’ve gained some club experience over the years. probably that is why i do fewer and fewer mistakes. still, i’m still far from foolproof. what is about to be told is about my worst fkk experience in over a year. i have had superbad attitude before and i have had painful sex before, but never both at the same time. i don’t wish to challenge flodhast’s view below, he is obviously better at picking them in combination with better luck. there is a first for everything. quite probably i’m the first isg member that was bullied by a smurf at an fkk!

that’s why i give you
six mongering hats
by everhard de boner

the hats each represent a way to think in order to enhance decision making in complex and difficult situations, such as choosing which lady worthy of sucking your penis. for maximum benefit, the situation should be viewed from under each and every hat before a decision is made.

white hat
look at the facts as they are, and only the objective facts.

case study: dior is a small blonde with slender body. fake tits. big tattoo on her back. i already knew her from website that says “sporty hungarian. this fabulous body also guarantees fabulous service”. is booked quite often, but also often returns after less than half hour. she prefers not to sit among the other girls middle of the room, rather along the wall.

red hat
what does intuition or gut feeling tell you. emotional state.

case: i was horny for a new kinda girl. after having had some very good encounters at colosseum i was thinking no way my judgement can fail at this club, bit presumptuous…

yellow hat
positive aspects.

case: i simply must play with this slender body. i love hungarian pussy. hungarian girls give me good service 99% of time.

black hat
negative aspects. what can go wrong.

case: i almost never go with girl with fake tits. don’t like’em. possibility of short session like some other guys got. maybe i should have had put more emphasis on what was said during conversation…
e: have you worked in any other club?
d: i was escort in denmark. danish people are nice. i hate germans, i don’t like to live here.
d to other girl: [gibberish]
e: ahh, so she is also hungarian?
d: i’m not hungarian, i’m jewish. i hate hungarians. i only know hungarian as my father worked in hungary. this summer i’ll work in amsterdam rld and get lots and lots of money.
e: oh, where more exactly?
d: at […] but not where all the hungarian girls are. i hate them.

green hat
creativity. look at information in new light.

case: dior looked like an opportunity for some wild and crazy lovin’. she behaved a bit different than other girls, and especially wrt what i usually prefer. she constantly downed red bull and moved around like a smurfette on speed. earlier this visit i had taken some girls i wouldn’t normally go with, and had a good time with them. so even though dior’s manners are somewhat exotic for my taste, why not further expand my horizon and widen my knowledge base? she’s all about the money, but she admits it. not a problem as i have earlier in my mongering career had good time with girls that admitted they used to work in rld or pascha in köln.

blue hat
big picture. overall judgement.

case: she has not gfe personality, but why not try something different since my success rate with trying something different is high in this club. one last question,
e: you do kiss, do you?
d: yes, i do everything.
e: let’s go!


now, what went wrong?
it all resembled a normal session until she started blowing me. ouch! her bj was as painful as a reckless hj even though it wasn’t a tj (tooth job), just hardcore or sm i guess.
e: please, a bit more careful, will you
d: this is the way i do it! i have had sex with 10000 men and i know sex!

is this an attitude anyone would want in p4p? it might be for fans of sm, but not for me. the customer must be the king! who ever heard of a girl that can only do one kind of bj? it was steady downhill after that. after a painful bj i was less excited. in combination with this shitty attitude i tried to fuck her, but was so repelled that i couldn’t maintain a hard on. she tried a few times to jerk and “suck” me hard again, but her attitude was hitting new lows even faster than my erection.

d: if you don’t like it, the problem is you.
e: in this case, i would say the exact opposite…

[Zimmer]

I will be in Augsburg for a week and am tying to decide if it would be better to goto ColA or take a train down to Frankfurt and goto Oase (which has always been my fav. place). Its convenience v/s well my fav place . Needless to say I am there for just one week so visiting both (even though I would love to) is not an option.

I think Colosseum is a must visit club for everyone who likes extremely beautiful naked girls with top service.
But is Colosseum really able to compete with the big clubs in Hessen? That’s all about personal taste, but below is my opinion.

The service level at Colosseum is very high and this great service is provided by almost all girls. I have never experienced a girl trying to rip me off in this club.
The line-up is also extremely beautiful with model quality girls and they are all totally nude. But Colosseum is also a small club with only one main room and not so much to do between sessions.
They also don’t serve food (but you can order food at the reception) and the club don’t open before 2pm.
The girls don’t approach so unless you sit next to one of the girls there is not much communication between sessions.

If I had to choose between visiting Palace and Colosseum I would without hesitance choose Colosseum.
If I had to choose between Oase/World and Colosseum on a nice sunny summer day I would go to Frankfurt.
If I had to choose between Oase and Colosseum in the winter it would be difficult to decide but mostly be a question of which location is most convenient.

To bad you can’t visit both clubs. A combined tour to Colosseum and Oase is my favorite.

Note to everyone: Wednesday is Dessous-Tag at Colosseum so avoid that day if you want them totally naked. I don’t think this detail has been reported in this thread before.
Also if you prefer the girls wearing some clothes, now you know which day to visit.

[Ekliges Lauern]

Thanks Radler for your insightful input. I will be in Augsburg for a week and am tying to decide if it would be better to goto ColA or take a train down to Frankfurt and goto Oase (which has always been my fav. place). Its convenience v/s well my fav place . Needless to say I am there for just one week so visiting both (even though I would love to) is not an option.

My sense is if you like the big Hessen clubs ColA will be a poor substitute. That said, if you haven't tried ColA, you probably should try it just to see what it's like. I found it frustrating the lack of available women when you are ready to session, however, every session I had was top notch.

[Krazydude]

Was there on Friday and Saturday last weekend and had five sessions over two days. I thought the quality of the women was top notch, both in terms of looks and performance. The quantity was nowhere near the Hesse clubs as occassionally, every girl in the club was occupied. Best strategy is to pick a target, wait for her to return from the room and catch her on the way to the changing room.

Also, the Kino was out of commission (I'm a sucker for Kino BJs).

All told I prefer the Hesse and NRW clubs over ColA. I like having readily available options and ColA one has to stalk one's targets in order to session with them. But, as I said, the quality of the women is top notch.

Thanks Radler for your insightful input. I will be in Augsburg for a week and am tying to decide if it would be better to goto ColA or take a train down to Frankfurt and goto Oase (which has always been my fav. place). Its convenience v/s well my fav place . Needless to say I am there for just one week so visiting both (even though I would love to) is not an option.

[Ekliges Lauern]

Planning to go down to Augsburg next month for a week or so and would like to know if the Polizei razzia took out some of the steam or is the place still going great guns?

Was there on Friday and Saturday last weekend and had five sessions over two days. I thought the quality of the women was top notch, both in terms of looks and performance. The quantity was nowhere near the Hesse clubs as occassionally, every girl in the club was occupied. Best strategy is to pick a target, wait for her to return from the room and catch her on the way to the changing room.

Also, the Kino was out of commission (I'm a sucker for Kino BJs).

All told I prefer the Hesse and NRW clubs over ColA. I like having readily available options and ColA one has to stalk one's targets in order to session with them. But, as I said, the quality of the women is top notch.

[Krazydude]

Planning to go down to Augsburg next month for a week or so and would like to know if the Polizei razzia took out some of the steam or is the place still going great guns?

[Dreams]

Sorry, I misunderstood you. But still it will really depend on the police in duty. They have the right to keep you if they want but if you are nice and show them respect and if you are lucky then maybe they will let you go or at least place you first in line of the customers to be investigated. I really don’t know but please post if you ever try this.
Yes, don’t worry too much… Think about how many clubs there are (most open almost 365 days) and how rare those raids are. It’s not very likely that the club you visit is going to get raided that day you visit.

Sure! If I start thinking about risks in life, this comes at the very bottom! Behind car crashing, dying of heart attack while doing the deed, cartching some bugs, getting mug on the way etc..

Carpe Diem!

[Zimmer]

Thnaks. I meant a plane ticket AND a passport, of course.

Sorry, I misunderstood you. But still it will really depend on the police in duty. They have the right to keep you if they want but if you are nice and show them respect and if you are lucky then maybe they will let you go or at least place you first in line of the customers to be investigated. I really don’t know but please post if you ever try this.

Anyway. I hope I won't find myself there on the wrong day...

Yes, don’t worry too much… Think about how many clubs there are (most open almost 365 days) and how rare those raids are. It’s not very likely that the club you visit is going to get raided that day you visit.

[Dreams]

Probably depends on the police officer who investigates you but I don’t think many officials will accept just a plane ticket with no other form of ID.
If you want to be safe bring your passport.

Thnaks. I meant a plane ticket AND a passport, of course.

Anyway. I hope I won't find myself there on the wrong day...

[Hessen Bub]

Great facilities, a lot of money have been invested in this place for sure.

Yes, but poor line-up. At least when I was there Monday after the Grand Opening. And reports on German boards have not gotten that much better.

HB