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12-08-22 16:15 #12517
Posts: 621Originally Posted by TravisMcGee [View Original Post]
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12-08-22 15:35 #12516
Posts: 68Artemis With Anal
I returned to Artemis and was smarter about it than I was a few days ago.
First, I took the metro instead of an Uber. The Westkreuz metro stop is just about 100 meters from Artemis, so my transportation costs were a LOT less.
Second, I was savvier about what I wanted to pay for. Since everything is priced separately, getting the works is very expensive. So this time I didn't go for the body-to-body massage, the CIM, or a long session. I paid only the 90 euro admission, the flat 70 euro half hour fee plus a 100 euro upcharge for anal. That's still a big bill, but in this case well worth it.
I went with Rosalee, a Greek woman who said she'the worked at Artemis for six years and was 35 years old. She had an all-natural body with no stretch marks. Not as stunning as Claudia, my previous Artemis selection, but attractive with a good attitude. I wound up having one of the best sessions ever.
She began by kissing me all over and then licking my balls and perineum. Then she took me into her mouth and damn, she went all the way down to the root. The bed was right next to a mirror so I could see every beautiful detail. Then she slipped a condom on me and mounted up for a cowgirl ride. After several minutes of that, she shifted our position to anal cowgirl. She leaned back and exposed her pussy to me and encouraged me to rub it while she repeatedly impaled her ass on my cock. Amazing. This is a woman who knows how to please.
My general observations of Artemis were the same as in my previous report, so I won't repeat them here except to say that the quality of the women there is breathtaking.
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12-07-22 08:24 #12515
Posts: 68Clarification
I should have specified that the extra massage charge was for the "body to body" massage with oil.
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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12-07-22 01:48 #12514
Posts: 621Originally Posted by TravisMcGee [View Original Post]
25 to use the ATM, wow that's worse than paying extra for kissing!
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12-06-22 18:27 #12513
Posts: 6420Massages (and kissing too)
Originally Posted by TravisMcGee [View Original Post]
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12-06-22 17:08 #12512
Posts: 22240Originally Posted by NookyNinja [View Original Post]
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12-06-22 16:10 #12511
Posts: 68My Cherry Trip to Artemis
I recently went to Artemis. It was my first time there – or at any FKK club, for that matter.
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ARRIVAL.
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I took an Uber there from my Kreuzberg hotel, which was a little pricey, but then again I went during rush hour. Artemis is located near the western edge of Berlin, rather far from the center of town.
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I walked in and was promptly greeted by a cheerful desk clerk who first asked me to read a one-pager about Artemis's rules and procedures. I paid my entrance fee of 90 euros and was given two wristbands and a red robe.
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I walked into the men's locker room. In keeping with the FKK ethos, there isn't any privacy in there; you change and shower in the company of other naked men.
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Some other posts on this board have wondered whether the robes that are given out are color-coded in some way. The woman I eventually went with told me that was not the case, that it was just a random thing.
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I undressed and stowed my clothes in a tall locker that opened when I held my wristband in front of a sensor on the door. I put on the robe and stowed my wallet and glasses in a much smaller locker (about the size of a loaf of bread) located in an adjacent room. This, too, opened when it was in the proximity of my wristband. I selected and donned a pair of plastic sandals and headed for the bar, which is on the same floor (the second) as the reception area.
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The first thing I noticed is that there were a lot of delightfully naked sexy women lounging around there. I was struck by how good-looking and in shape all of the women were; I don't think I saw any I'the rank lower than a 7, but your mileage may vary.
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A few of the women walked up to me and asked me where I was from and suggested maybe I would like their natural tits and their tight pussies. Quite the sales pitch. I begged off, saying that I wanted to explore the place first. The women were amenable to that, but after a while I got a little tired of being propositioned so often so I went downstairs to the sauna / health club / pool / massage / hammam / gym area. While a few women came down there to chat up some of the men, for the most part it was more peaceful and freer from solicitation than the bar floor bar. There were two or three guys actually sleeping in lounge chairs by the pool.
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I went into the 90-degree sauna (there's also a 60-degree one) and worked up a good sweat. Then I rinsed off with a quick shower and a dip in the pool. At poolside I saw another guy getting what looked like an expert massage from a masseur there.
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I should add that the whole place seemed impeccably clean and well-run.
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I got myself a Sprite. Soft drinks are free; to drink alcohol, you must buy a 10-euro token. The selection of alcohol is small and limited to beer and shots; cocktails aren't on the menu. Alcohol seems to be deliberately de-emphasized in this place, which is probably a good idea.
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I started talking with Claudia, a Polish woman who'the solicited me earlier. She was tall, dark-haired, toned, and nicely built with natural tits and no stretch marks or tattoos. She later told me she was 35 and had no kids. That suits me fine because I prefer women of that age who know their way around a man's body. I asked her about anal and she said she did not offer it. But there was something that seemed to click with me about her so I decided to go with her anyway.
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She led me up to the third floor, which according to a sign at the stairs, is off-limits to unescorted men. We went into a good-sized room with a round bed in one corner. The bed was illuminated by warm, hidden spotlights, while the rest of the room was dimly lit. There were mirrors on both walls at this corner which gave a good view of the action. The setting accomplished the rare feat of being designed with sex in mind while not being tacky.
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THE BUSINESS.
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As we laid naked on the bed, Claudia explained what she offered. It seemed that there is a base fee of 70 euros and everything else a la carte, with separate specified charges for a massage, for a body-to-body massage, for prostate stimulation, for BBBJ, for CIM, etc. That was a bit of a buzzkill. It seemed to remove all possibility of spontaneity – and it could get expensive fast. Claudia said that these charges were fixed by the women who worked there, and that is confirmed on the Artemis website and by the info sheet I read when I arrived.
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Claudia was definitely a talker, at times verging on logorrhea. There was the usual prosser patter about how much she liked me, etc. , but she also talked about her work (she's been at Artemis for seven years), the war and the pandemic, her hometown, etc. After all that talk, I thought it was time to put her mouth to better use.
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I opted for a one-hour session with a massage and a bareback CIM blowjob with prostate stimulation. Claudia was very skilled and took it deep. She kept me on the edge for a long time until I erupted – and she didn't spill a drop. Truly one of the best BJs I've had.
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THE AFTERMATH.
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I put my robe and slippers back on and went back downstairs with Claudia. While she stood by, I opened the small locker with a wave of my wristband and pulled out my wallet. I didn't quite have enough cash on me, but there are ATMs conveniently situated right there. Unfortunately, they charge an absurdly high fee of $25. This fee might be lower for people whose bank deposits are denominated in euros. Oh well – lesson learned.
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I bought a drink token at the front desk, went into the bar, and grabbed a beer. I then retreated to the pool / sauna area on the first floor. After alternating trips to the sauna with dips in the pool, I decided I'the had enough. I found my way back to the men's changing area, opened the big locker with my wristband, and got dressed. An Uber came for me 8 minutes later. I also noted a number of taxis waiting in the parking lot.
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PARTING SHOTS.
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Artemis attracts guys from all over. I saw African, Asian, European, and North American men there. The women there were nearly all European—and hot. It's definitely run with German efficiency and attention to detail. The facilities are top-notch. Artemis is the nicest and most complete brothel I've been to.
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Of course, there's a price to be paid for that. Having mongered in the developing world for years, the prices came as a bit of a shock to me. I suppose that's to be expected. With transportation, the entrance fee, my one drink token, the base fee, and the optional extras fees, it's very easy to spend $300 or more. And if you go over budget, as I did, you then get hit with high ATM fees on top of that.
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I liked the overall concept of Artemis as a place to hang out, work out, bathe, drink, enjoy a massage and a sauna, and get laid. I would have enjoyed it a little more if I'the been propositioned by fewer women – it gets tiresome when you're just trying to chill or explore the premises. But the hey-babying was not nearly as oppressive as I've had it at some other brothels, so I suppose I should count my blessings.
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Would I return? Absolutely, just as soon as my bank account is ready.
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12-04-22 08:28 #12510
Posts: 504Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
You have much good info and experience to share but your English very very very confusing. Almost always. Almost all 20.000 posts! Seriously, Siri. Ninja talk with others and many feel same.
Please use translator. Easy, quick. Write first in French then just copy & paste translation. Ninja do same. First Mandarin, then translate. Take 5 seconds. Help Forum quality. For duty and humanity.
Merci.
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12-03-22 10:15 #12509
Posts: 22240Originally Posted by Hyperion2007 [View Original Post]
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12-03-22 08:25 #12508
Posts: 504Originally Posted by OfficeMatt [View Original Post]
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11-30-22 18:46 #12507
Posts: 99Christmas hours
I will be in Berlin over the Christmas holidays (December 23-28) and I was wondering if anyone knows what days Artemis may be closed or have reduced hours? I did not see anything the last time I checked their website.
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11-30-22 10:15 #12506
Posts: 466They are all in decline
Originally Posted by Iman99 [View Original Post]
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11-30-22 08:59 #12505
Posts: 170Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]
Even if the line-up in Sharks is inferior at what it was in the autumn 2021 (with regularly more than 100 girls), it's still the biggest with around 80 girls the weekends.
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11-30-22 04:00 #12504
Posts: 2704Not as Good. Still better.
Originally Posted by Iman99 [View Original Post]
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11-30-22 02:42 #12503
Posts: 232I really like Mainhatten in Frankfurt
Originally Posted by Iman99 [View Original Post]
Overall, it's subjectively big, big nice kino, nice lounge area, new smoking room detached from lounge, good food (went on Tuesday and was prime rib steak night, so everyone got a custom cooked prime rib steak on top of the buffet), great wellness with a sauna meister that comes certain days during the week and on weekends. Very relaxing environment.
The girls are not as abundant as Sharks or as pretty as Globe and I'd say there're on average 25 girls on any given day, but there are some veterans that have been there for 7-10 years and give great service. I had some 50430 sessions and some 100430 sessions all with BBBJ + CFS, nothing memorable but not lacking in any way. Had 1 session that started in the Kino and then went to the room. I always like this format as there are rooms right next to the kino and the kino is usually empty.