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05-17-22 19:31 #12369
Posts: 438Originally Posted by Pharisaer [View Original Post]
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05-12-22 04:23 #12368
Posts: 2The warnings were true but it was still fun
I'm with DoneDeal.
First visit to any FKK and a newbie punter.
I will concede that the warnings are correct. Went on a weekday and around 8 pm it was fairly quiet. As the night progressed it got busier but the ratio got worse and was probably 3:1 men: women. Three quarters of the women were not fuckable even for free. I think they must have been more plastic than human. All true.
But. For a newbie who has never had anything like this, it was really fun. Naked and barely clothed women everywhere, some sitting at the bar, some approaching you and competing for your money.
Had some Bulgarian chick whose name I don't even remember. After I decided to go with her, she moved my hands to her tits and ass and so I was walking through the bar and then up the stairs with my hands up her panties. Felt quite cheeky. Despite no attempt at bargaining on my part, she acted with lots of enthusiasm and 70 euros later I got to do everything I wanted except for fingerbanging.
Second chick was Lena, a cute German girl next door type. Great blowjob and deep throating with cum on tits. 90 euros.
Jetlag kicked in, so after a few more drinks I called it a night.
The sex was pretty good, a few of the girls were pretty good. But the whole thing is more than the sum of its parts. It's all so easy and served on a platter for you. Maybe for seasoned punters who've been to the other FKKs Artemis is no fun, but to a first timer, hanging around a bar with naked women everywhere will take a while to get old.
Day 2 I tried to go to Agentur Liberty and got there too late. So the long hours are another plus for Artemis.
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05-11-22 13:07 #12367
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by Pharisaer [View Original Post]
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05-11-22 12:52 #12366
Posts: 22257Originally Posted by HDN2015 [View Original Post]
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05-11-22 12:15 #12365
Posts: 537Originally Posted by Sebastiane [View Original Post]
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05-11-22 11:57 #12364
Posts: 537Originally Posted by Pharisaer [View Original Post]
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05-11-22 11:12 #12363
Posts: 3Originally Posted by Sebastiane [View Original Post]
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05-11-22 03:56 #12362
Posts: 1361Outdoor pool and jacuzzi open?
To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?
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05-11-22 03:13 #12361
Posts: 142Not for now
The more I read the report, the more I reschedule my visit.
It seems there are more East European women than German women.
I'm still wait for your signal for better LU.
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05-10-22 23:19 #12360
Posts: 438At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!
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05-09-22 23:16 #12359
Posts: 537Sunday at Artemis
In Berlin on business and, although Artemis is not my favourite club due to its awkward layout, yesterday I decided to go and visit. I went against the suggestion of Nooky Ninja and others, but my little friend wanted some FKK fun and I was ready to take the risk of having a disappointing mongering day!
The weather was very sunny and warm and as I entered the club at around 5 pm, the girl / men ratio was close to 1:1. In the evening there were slightly more girls, but I couldn't find anyone that I really had to have. The hottest girl in the club was actually the black-haired bar girl! Around half of the girls were totally unfuckable, so I wouldn't have gone with them, even for free. At that point I took the rare decision to lower my standards for the night as it was approaching the 4th hour in the club without any session. I then picked the blonde Lina. De from Hamburg, GND look with natural boobs and a robust physique. Great 30 min session with BBBJ, no kissing. But I didn't care for that and it was probably extra. And finish in mish (90 E). Second was the very tall Anka. Ro, lovely girl although not very smiley. She has very nice sillies, which feel rather real and a mile-long legs. 30 min session again (70 E).
Artemis is a club for tourists. So, do not expect the closeness you get from girls in other clubs. 30 min session is always around 12-15 min effective and all the girls have the 'assembly line' attitude of churning as many men as possible.
Food was very bland, although not actually bad. I think they have renovated some wellness facilities and they have unlimited towels to use.
Taxi tip: do not pick the taxis waiting outside the club entrance as they apply double charges than normal. I would walk over the train station and call a Uber or a Freenow, which work perfectly in Berlin.
No vaccine passport to show at the entrance and no mask wearing inside, in case someone is wondering!
Conclusions: LU was disappointing and the club entrance rate is way too high for what it offers.
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05-09-22 23:09 #12358
Posts: 29Short stop
Hung back till 20:00 (Monday) before going in. €90 on the door. Not a great deal of choice. Line up was avg and took a while to decide. Bulgarian Gabriella. Looked to be one of the decent looking ones (subjective). Promised but did not really deliver. DFK turned out to be VLfk. Wouldn't let me fuck her face, albeit gently, at the end, and had to lay back whilst she tried to give a BJ to complete with her head shielding the view. Yeah right. Having none of that so spun her around and made sure she kept her chops on it. In view. Dark long hair and tight bod did it for me, but wouldn't revisit. Distinct lack of blondes which was my pref.
About 10:30 the girls stared to get outnumbered. Only had the 1 session.
Food was good, facilities spotless, outside open.
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05-08-22 17:13 #12357
Posts: 625Originally Posted by DoneDeal [View Original Post]
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05-08-22 13:29 #12356
Posts: 47Saturday Night Artemis
Third time at Artemis. Got there 11:30 pm last night, Saturday night.
Scene? Waaay too packed for my taste. And a ton of dudes. Not a ton of women, actually. Maybe 10-15 women, but the dudes were like 60+. It felt like a nightclub, but in the negative sense. You know when you go to the nightclub, and there's a bunch of guys just standing around eying up the handful of women on the dance floor? That's what it felt like.
I sat at the bar for an hour, downed four Jack Daniel's, smoked a couple of short stogies, and left. Didn't session with anyone, and wasn't tempted to. Also, they played too much Romanian music for my taste. Good music but I mean, common guys.
Anyways, I'm pro-Artemis overall (let's keep things in perspective), but not a great scene on a Saturday night.
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05-07-22 23:01 #12355
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by FrankSta [View Original Post]