FKK Artemis - Berlin

[MrCampo]

As Mr. Suppenhuhn told ya: just a kind of bad luck. She was absent Tuesday only. You'll meet her in Artemis 'til mid December.

She sucks like a hoover and jerks with real care. This is one of the best ones ever!

[Kimino]

Tuesday. First visit to A since May. I was a bit worried about all the reports on things turning for the worse and didn't know exactly what to expect. Here my small report.

- Sharks hunting for prey. Check!

- Lots of fake tits. Check!

- My favourite girl absent. Check!

- Aggressive up-selling in the rooms. No, didn't get any of that.

But frankly, to me it's the same old place. Yes sure, you do get hassled by sharks, but this has been the same since my first visit so I can't say I notice any difference. You have to be ready to say no a few times (politely of course) and after a while they get the message and leave you alone. About the silicone tits, I hate them and find them a real turn-off and I always try to avoid the enhanced girls. However, as far as I can remember this has also been roughly the same over the last few years.

All in all a great day and night at Artemis. Over and out.

/Dr Jekyll

thanks for the report Dr Jekyll. That's my same feeling everytime I visit Artemis. Is the new area open?

Kimino

[Simon Rex]

AFAIR there's only one real black girl in Artemis nowadays: Iman. Never went upstairs with her. There are some brown girls, too.

No. Didn't experience and didn't heard about it.

OK. I was a bit tempted when I saw her (Iman) but decided not to go for it since there were others. Got to try everything once tough.

[Pharisaer]

More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?

As Mr. Suppenhuhn told ya: just a kind of bad luck. She was absent Tuesday only. You'll meet her in Artemis 'til mid December.

[SuppenHuhn]

More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?

It's only your bad luck. Fatima works in Artemis quite regulary.

[Dr Jekyll]

Tuesday. First visit to A since May. I was a bit worried about all the reports on things turning for the worse and didn't know exactly what to expect. Here my small report.

- Sharks hunting for prey. Check!

- Lots of fake tits. Check!

- My favourite girl absent. Check!

- Aggressive up-selling in the rooms. No, didn't get any of that.

But frankly, to me it's the same old place. Yes sure, you do get hassled by sharks, but this has been the same since my first visit so I can't say I notice any difference. You have to be ready to say no a few times (politely of course) and after a while they get the message and leave you alone. About the silicone tits, I hate them and find them a real turn-off and I always try to avoid the enhanced girls. However, as far as I can remember this has also been roughly the same over the last few years. Okay, maybe the ratio of fakes to real has increased a bit which is unfortunate and maybe you see more of the really laughable mega tits, but the difference isn't that huge compared to a couple of years ago (as far as I can tell in any case).

More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?

Anyways, had three sessions, two fantastic and one less so, all of them in the same room downstairs (the one just behind the seats in the kino). Upstairs the room are too dark in my opinion. I want to see the pussy I'm eating and the ass I'm licking.

Nina. This girl gives me the greatest treatment every time! Friendly, beautiful, sexy and she senses exactly what I want at all time. I don't have to tell her anything, she just knows. The "squatting cowgirl" she performs just blows me away. Incredible!

Antonia from Romania. After some sauna and smoking in the back yard I was ready for another girl and spotted Antonia. Had a nice session with her on my last visit and when I saw her out-of-this-world firm round butt I didn't hesitate. Once again ecstatic sex. We were taking it really slow at first while I was exploring her body, and later I was so turned on I almost blacked out having her pussy lips covering my face in the greatest 69 ever! The memory will stay with me for a long time.

Had some dinner. It was getting kind of late and I couldn't find any more of my favourites so I thought OK lets roll the dice and see what happens. Had my eyes on the cutest and sexiest little girl I ever saw, Alexandra (Romania). I had talked to her on an earlier visit and knew that the reports on her wasn't that good, but what the heck I thought, if she is a pure optiflik so be it. After asking her if she wanted to go zimmer she said that she don't do any kissing and asked me if I was still interested. Good of her to warn me. I hesitated a bit but asked her if pussy eating was on the menu and she said sure no problem and I said sure then lets go! In the room she turned out to be exactly what I had expected from reading the reports. I hoped for more of course, but no luck. Now let me be clear here; that young super cute face, her absolutely perfect petite body with the softest skin and small firm tits to die for, and those eyes. That was all worth it. But her performance was really subpar. No responsiveness at all, mechanical blow job, and as soon as I wasn't in total control of the action she did everything to try to rush it. Asking her to get ontop was a mistake! I asked her more than once to slow down but she didn't listen. Even the joys of cunnilingus was dampened by an over due pussy shave. The contrast to the attitude and skills of the two previous girls couldn't be greater, but I have myself to blame, I pretty much knew what I was getting into. C'est la vie.

Tired. Rested for a while and was thinking of trying to find me one more girl to copulate with but instead I fell asleep on one of the sofas downstairs and was later thrown out by the staff at closing time.

All in all a great day and night at Artemis. Over and out.

/Dr Jekyll

[Pharisaer]

1) Has anyone experience one of the black girls at Artemis?

AFAIR there's only one real black girl in Artemis nowadays: Iman. Never went upstairs with her. There are some brown girls, too.

2) Also, does Nina sometimes pretend to be German? Because she sounds like a girl at Artemis who really put in an effort (for example rimming without asking for it).

No. Didn't experience and didn't heard about it.

[Rocketboy0]

Yes yes this should be in the lounge. But, here it is.

Gadzooks-fresh off the factory line.

http://www.truecompanion.com/tv/

The videos are must see tv, on several levels.

Will Artemis stock up on these, with one in each room of the new Poondorf wing?

Will they be less sharky than their human sisters?

Will they be lower maintenance?

[Rocketboy0]

Economics: 500 men per day x 80 Euro = 40,000 E x 361 days = 14,440,000 Euro / year. (Holy fuck!)

Yes but remember it's only gross revenue. Then minus staff costs, massive laundry, electricity, and water bills, the upgrades (Poondorf, new T-Shirts, those pink sandals, burned out mattresses etc) and maintenance, and then them taxes.

Barely enough left to buy luxury cars.

Ethics: 500 men/day x 4 finish x 361 days = 722000 babies never born. (Shit!)

Z-not everyone produces your prodigious quantities of goo and 4 per day per dude seems heroically high.

Then there is the fact that them sperms don't always home in successfully like a baby makin drone (The Procreator?) to the egg. The real number has to be much lower. Plus, would we really want THOSE particular love chill'ens running around anyway? All (I include my damaged self in this) are behaving ethically, strengthening the gene pool, by not...

[ZimmerBaby]

Economics:

500 men per day x 80 Euro = 40,000 E x 361 days = 14,440,000 Euro / year.

(Holy fuck!)



Ethics:

500 men/day x 4 finish x 361 days = 722000 babies never born.

(Shit!)

[Rocketboy0]

Mate. I give everyone a nickname and yours is the obvious, better that than "You fat twat"Love and peace my man.

Ah now I get it. It was a humorous comedy joke.

[Kimino]

Bathtub-fulls at Arties / yr - 7+

Probably the same volume as the Jacuzi in the relax area just behind the showers. Never trusted that thing.

LOL.

Kimino

[Belvaros]

B- RocketMan not = Rocketboy so the Sir Elton ref somewhat off. On the rest. Geeze I gots to do all the work. Wiki say 50 m X 25m X 2m. See.

But (hint hint) the real number you need is further down in the article. That is the easy part. The critical assumptions needed are on quantities of all that giz.

Elve65-I dunno about this counting each stroke stuff-seems like stretching the point (ha).

Mate. I give everyone a nickname and yours is the obvious, better that than "You fat twat"

Love and peace my man.

[Rocketboy0]

Burning up his fuse up here alone. A+

Depth of said pool please. Is it say 6 feet all the way down?

B- RocketMan not = Rocketboy so the Sir Elton ref somewhat off. On the rest. Geeze I gots to do all the work. Wiki say 50 m X 25m X 2m. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic-size_swimming_pool. But (hint hint) the real number you need is further down in the article. That is the easy part. The critical assumptions needed are on quantities of all that giz.

Anyway, I can't stand the suspense so

1 pop of High Test Giz (all fluids)------ 0.005 liters (I looked it up and am as disappointed as you- it could be double this number but let's be conservative-see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation with some handy pix & vids!!)

Average Pops per man per day---------2 (even if low, does not change what cums out of this anal-ysis)
Total liters per man per day ------------0.01
Men / day-----------------------------------500 (might be low, but some only cum once so it is a wash (ha))
Total Liters loose at Artms/day----------5
Days/ year-----------------------------------362 allow for holidays
Total Liters of giz fiz /yr ------------------1810

Olympic Pool Volume in Liters 2,500,000

So, not even close. Depressing as I had higher hopes. But

Average Bathtub Volume in liters------250
which means 1810 liters / 250=

Bathtub-fulls at Arties/ yr ----------------- ~7+

The End


Elve65-I dunno about this counting each stroke stuff-seems like stretching the point (ha).

[Oppis]

Congratulations. You went upstairs accompanied by two of Artemis' service queens. Good choice, chapeau!

Ella and Nina are great, but who else are worth of visiting? Thnks =)