FKK Artemis - Berlin

[MuscleHetero]

I was in Berlin for a couple of days and went to Artemis on Friday night at 10 am. Very easily connected by metro or taxi. As soon as you go through the parking lot in front you find a door and enter. There is reception where you pay 90 E and get a red band tied by which you can enter the club till 5 am. You are also given a electronic key on watch like band and a bath robe. As soon as you enter to the left there are small safes where use your electronic key of the number locker you open and keep your valuables and further enter you see larger lockers where you remove your clothes and shoes and keep them. Don't worry about being naked no one cares. You can go and take open shower and a piss. Wear sandals given and enter the club. As soon as you enter there is the smoking area with a bar. All non alcoholic drinks are free while alcoholic drink cost 10 E and you have to get the plastic cards for these at reception after giving the money. If cards are left over you can exchange back for the money when you leave. All the girls hangout here. And further inside is the pole dance area where once a hour a 10 min show occurs. And further inside the buffet area. You can go down the stairs which is the non smoking area where there is a jacuzzi, bar, steam, sauna, massage tables, porn watching screen, fitness Center. This is just to relax and lie down. There were some guys relaxing and no girls. After coming to the smoking zone the stairs continue up to another floor where the girls take you to private room to have sex.

After going to the smoking zone I saw around 15 girls and maybe 30 guys. Most girls were tall with silicone boobs and pumped up lips. Many were just lazing around with their group and having some free drinks and were least interested. I sat down for some time and started observing the girls. Some would come and talk to you about taking them back to the room. I saw a dark haired girl who was good looking with natural small tits and approached her. She quoted 70 E for sex with CBJ and extra for BBBJ, DATY. Her name was Emily from Bulgaria. Took her to the room on first floor which had mirrors and she gave a BBBJ, allowed me to penetrate her with fingers with a condom, no DFK and had than sex with a condom. After cumming she took me down to small safe where I paid 90 E. Afterwards went and had a shower and went back to smoking area. Had a beer watched some strip shows. I don't smoke so the smoke was very irritating. I wanted a couple of good looking German girls but their attitude put me off. Chatted with some. Saw a medium height dark haired girl with good face and medium silicone boobs with whom I chatted up. Her name was Shananya from Romania. Asked 70 E for CBJ, DATY, Fingering without penetration. Took her and went to another room. Room was cold. She kissed me all over made me hard and gave CBJ and allowed me full DATY. Nice pussy with no smell. And rode her in multiple positions with cover but couldn't come for a long time as I was spent many time last few days. So asked her to remove a condom and give a tight hand job and I came after some time. After which the same routine of payment and washed myself and changed my clothes and returned the key and left at 3 am.

The good things about the club was it's a good place to spend a lot of time from 12 noon to 5 am, see the girls in real time and approach them, free food and non alcoholic drinks, non judgmental staff who were thoroughly professional.

Cons were smoking area where the girls hang out is very irritating if you don't smoke, most girls are pumped up with silicone, can't chat with them for a long time as there aim is to take you and make you cum and get money, and after action they may demand more money.

[TeFab456]

Among local mongers in Berlin there is a derogatory term: Rumbul. It means girls from Romania or Bulgaria, who are mostly pimped out on escort websites for cheap 90 Euro per hour outcall gigs. The other day I visited Artemis and ran into a girl from Bul by the name of Katharina. I had been in the room with her before, again I had an excellent session: She is slim, attractive, wonderful breasts, very good service. She usually is wearing some very sexy string lingerie. She is a bit of an exception in Artemis where most providers nowadays are quite artificial.

[Tintin1]

I'll be in Berlin next week, and I have to say this is the most disappointing review I've read on here. I don't have high expectations, but I don't want to be chasing girls or get rejected. If I wanted that I would go to a bar. I'm also going on Saturday, so I hope weekends are a little better.

We all have different tastes. I don't know how often I've read about two guys rating the same girl on opposite ends of the "attractive scale". Go enjoy. If you don't see a 10, take a 6 and have sex and then take another one. You are not going to find a area with 20 stunning porn actresses, but on the whole, it's a lot better than sitting on an airplane watching a bunch of overweight people try and buckle their seat belts. If you only want stunning models, then open a porn sight like Herge or something and "take matters into your own hands".

[Yoan1983M]

Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.

This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.

Thursday 11 PM.

At the desk I was told 90 to get in and every girl was starting at 70 and 10 per drink chip. Paid the fee got a few drink chips got the robe band and watch and went to see what it was all about.

As soon as I got out the locker room, I passed allot of guys in the spiral staircase and went to the main room with the bar. (at this time I had no idea why the staircase was filled with men leaning over the railing and looking up). I enter the main room and its a sausage fest, about 6 guys to every girl and the girls were not to my liking. I like my women young, in shape, and natural, what I saw was mostly old looking women (maybe its all the cigarettes they smoke), women with oversized fake tits that were so terribly done the waves of the sac is visible or the implant is too high and the natural tits sagged too low, one very skinny girl tits was so bag they looked like 2 deflated balloons pinned to a wall..

I'll be in Berlin next week, and I have to say this is the most disappointing review I've read on here. I don't have high expectations, but I don't want to be chasing girls or get rejected. If I wanted that I would go to a bar. I'm also going on Saturday, so I hope weekends are a little better.

[Adindas]

As you observed, the area of the spiral stair is a junction, this the best place to see the in & out movements.

About the ratio male / female, IMHO this is a translation of the capitalisic equation: demand / supply.

As long as the demand will be high, we will find out prostitutes who will tell us they are busy (they make their selection) .

I appreciated that Art back in the days, since the covid, I relocated my activities in Barcelona.

I waiting for the collapse of German industrial economy due to the shortage of gas supply, when this moment will happen, I think price will decrease in Art, and the nice German beauties will replace East European.

My Wish as well.

By the way have you seen this German Beauty, the new in Porn Industry "Dolly Dyson". Read hair (Bottled), Age:23 Height: 176 cm (5 ft 9 in) . She has played in hardcore porn scenes
Generally Speaking most (if not all) of pornstars are available for booking. The question is only how much they will be charging, especially if they know you are so desperate and they are not into this scene without a huge incentive.

From information I have got, they could be booked from their social networking sites or if it is not working via their agents.

In the past, Erlebniswohnung, Insomnia sometimes sometimes have German beauties in the parties. Unfortunately it seems to have gone by now.

But they sometimes also go to swingers party such as KitKat. But you will need to lucky. To be fit and athletics, very good looking and reasonably will increase your chance.

[HDN2015]

As you observed, the area of the spiral stair is a junction, this the best place to see the in & out movements.

About the ratio male / female, IMHO this is a translation of the capitalisic equation: demand / supply.

As long as the demand will be high, we will find out prostitutes who will tell us they are busy (they make their selection) .

I appreciated that Art back in the days, since the covid, I relocated my activities in Barcelona.

I waiting for the collapse of German industrial economy due to the shortage of gas supply, when this moment will happen, I think price will decrease in Art, and the nice German beauties will replace East European.

[GNUdity]

Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.

This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.

So far I'm not impressed at all.

Yeah, this place hasn't changed. I have ended up in Berlin due to business travels over years and visited Artemis here and there and it's been like that for years. Ratio of men to women is uncomfortably high, and the overall number and variety of girls is low. The main area is tight with limited seating, totally filled with smoke. Lately on my visits, I have not seen the downstairs bar open, so there isn't much reason for girls to hang out downstairs either, they all stay in the main area. So, it's only natural that guys will camp out by the stairs and watch the girls go by from that position.

The best layout I've seen in FKK Sharks in Darmstadt where it's much more spread out and more comfortable, more fresh air, and way more variety of girls too. Heck, it even costs less for entry.

[The Cane]

Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time. This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row. So far I'm not impressed at all.

Look man, the P4 P scene suffered all over the world as a result of the pandemic. And the industry simply hasn't had enough time to recover yet. So, these days you can't expect to show up at an FKK believing that the experience will be good (for one thing "supply" is still messed up just like in other industries). I mean, haven't you been reading all of the other reports? Both optics and service are down. Way down! I'll say what I have said many times before. Mongers need to give things time to correct themselves and get back to something that looks like "normal". Anyone who writes off the FKKs based on what they've seen this summer, or based on what they see this fall, is making a grave error! I would say that we've got to wait at least until summer 2023. Then we shall see. In the meantime, mongers need to be adjusting their expectations downward and not act like the way it is now is the way that it was then, or the way that it always will be in the future. This is true for mongering destinations all over the world. Have some perspective and patience. I for one remain on the sidelines waiting to see the improvements that will convince me to return. Not wasting my time and money going to Germany to monger at this time.

[Nypher]

Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.

This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.

Thursday 11 PM.

At the desk I was told 90 to get in and every girl was starting at 70 and 10 per drink chip. Paid the fee got a few drink chips got the robe band and watch and went to see what it was all about.

As soon as I got out the locker room, I passed allot of guys in the spiral staircase and went to the main room with the bar. (at this time I had no idea why the staircase was filled with men leaning over the railing and looking up). I enter the main room and its a sausage fest, about 6 guys to every girl and the girls were not to my liking. I like my women young, in shape, and natural, what I saw was mostly old looking women (maybe its all the cigarettes they smoke), women with oversized fake tits that were so terribly done the waves of the sac is visible or the implant is too high and the natural tits sagged too low, one very skinny girl tits was so bag they looked like 2 deflated balloons pinned to a wall. Some were trashy looking with lots of tattoos, one of the girls even looked like she was 5 months pregnant she mainly stood on the left side by the door to come in. I sat down at the bar and got a drink and tried talking to one girl, she brushed me off said she's busy then proceeds to turn her back to me and sit there doing nothing. I moved over to wall by the couches as some girl started dancing to Down With the Sickness on the stripper pole so I wanted to watch. A bigger girl came to watch too and said something to me in Spanish (I hardly speak it but I understand little of it) So I replied back to her in Spanish saying I don't speak Spanish so she starts laughing and we had a quick chat. She said she was from Cali, Colombia and we talked for a bit but I was not interested, as someone who goes to Colombia often I did not fly to Berlin to fuck a Colombiana especially when I don't fuck girls her size when I'm in Colombia. Passed it up and saw a perfect one, blonde with perky natural tits, she refused to make eye contact with me so I walked over and tried to talk to her, she instantly said "get another girl, I'm busy" then proceeds to walk back to the where the stripper pole is and sits on the couch by the door leading to the buffet room, and she sat there doing nothing. Started talking to another girl that looked like a Bratz Doll, straight jet black hair natural perky tits with pierced nipples but her lip injections made her look like a duck. She was just standing by the bar and as soon as I said "Hi" she just said "I'm busy" and walked away. At this point I'm starting to think its either me or these girls are rude as fuck! I sat down, and another girl kept making eye contact with me so I waved her over and we began to talk. She said she was from Turkey, big tits but a little saggy, wasn't my thing but she was all natural and I didn't see any tattoos so I started to negotiate. She wanted 90 for BBBJ and sex, at this point I didn't care because my head was spinning from all the cigarette smoke and I couldn't stand the smell, an extra 20 for BBBJ I didn't mind. We exit the main area, and those guys were still hanging out at the railing by the stairs. This is when I learned what was up those stairs, about 20 rooms but only 2 keys were on the wall for vacancy. Sex was boring, lame BJ, no deep throat just sucking on only the head then she jumps on for 5 minutes where she was breathing in my face and her breath stunk like an ashtray. I decide to switch her around so I don't have to smell her breath, switch to doggie and I can smell the smoke smell in her hair, she starts yelling "cum for me baby, cum for me" very annoying as its the "papi leche" the chicas do in DR. Then there was a fishy smell that made me start going soft. I had to just force myself to finish paid her then left, the guys were still by the staircase.

Friday 12 AM.

It was even worse. I walked in and passed a bunch of guys by the hand railing about 10 of them, again and couldn't understand why. Proceeded in the bar area and I repeatedly saw the same girls who told me no, tell other guys "I'm busy" or "get other girl" then they proceed to go sit on the couch and do nothing. So seeing this, it was not just a "me" thing, it looks like they were only interested in really old men or Asian men. The girls were basically the same ones from Thursday, all a disappointment for what I like. There were about 10 girls and about 70 men. SMH. I almost dropped my drink when this woman walked by who looked like a body builder with big fake tits as I thought it was a man at first. Then there was very skinny girl with diamond tattooed between her tits sitting on the couch, first she was was yelling what sounds like "prostate massage" but I could be mistaken then she started making sex noises, with all the smoke smells I was feeling lightheaded so went to see what was downstairs and get fresh air. Nothing down there but bunch of old men twice or three times my age walking around naked. I went right back upstairs with the quickness and the guys were still at the railing looking up. So I decided to stick around and see what's up. There were 3 girls on the side playing a game with 2 guys, one of the girls had on green fishnet outfit some random guy walked by and tried to get one of the girls and I just overheard the girl say she's busy then she went back to play the game. I saw a girl come downstairs I never saw before, all natural and just what I wanted, she went with the guy to get money from the small locker to pay her and as soon as she reentered the stair area one of the guys that was standing out in the stairway since I arrived approached her and took her upstairs, she never had a chance to go back in the main room where the bar is. I stood there and watched this happen over and over again with different girls I have never seen in the main area, and this is where I understood why all the guys were waiting at the railing. As soon a girl came downstairs they snatch them up and the leftovers end up in the Bar / Smoking area. Seeing this, it was so frustrating as these guys was just picking off all the good girls as they came downstairs. I just called it a night and left as its not worth it to me, maybe someone else like this type of pussy sniping by the railing but not me.

So far I'm not impressed at all.

[FawksGuy818]

Homie, if you even counting the guys, then report a bit more about the guys. How do they look like? Age range? Fit bodies? Could you steel the horses with? From which gang, north-wedding?

The four legged bandit is your phone in Club house!

However, thanks for the information.

LOL what. Did not think anyone will care about the guys. I was counting the guys to give an idea of the ratio. There were guys from all ages, ethnicities, color, body shape and sizes. Ranging from model to old fat hairy. There were guys who came by themselves to group of friends.

[PumDiPum]

She lied to you. If she wanted to relax, she would go in an other place. When they are visible, they are in operation.

The things is: they still can select who can penetrate them (like with women in the normal life).

I am still crying for all the "No No's" I fished.

Sometimes you say "No" in the wrong moment, sometimes you catch a "No" in the right moment.

But A is still open! Still open!

[PumDiPum]

I went to Artemis yesterday. There were about 10 girls / 20 guys at noon and 20 girls /30 guys at night. It was a mind blowing experience for a first timer. I would be spending all my money here if I lived here. Going again this weekend. If any of you are going let me know. It gets boring without my phone. Tech withdrawal is real my friend.

Homie, if you even counting the guys, then report a bit more about the guys. How do they look like? Age range? Fit bodies? Could you steel the horses with? From which gang, north-wedding?

The four legged bandit is your phone in Club house!

However, thanks for the information.

[FawksGuy818]

I went to Artemis yesterday. There were about 10 girls / 20 guys at noon and 20 girls /30 guys at night. It was a mind blowing experience for a first timer. I would be spending all my money here if I lived here. Going again this weekend. If any of you are going let me know. It gets boring without my phone. Tech withdrawal is real my friend.

[HDN2015]

Before leaving I decided to approach a German girl who was laying down and she said she was just relaxing and not accepting customers at the moment. Too bad, she was the only other girl to my taste in the place.

She lied to you. If she wanted to relax, she would go in an other place. When they are visible, they are in operation.

The things is: they still can select who can penetrate them (like with women in the normal life).

[Zzzzpg1335]

I think you should go to FKK first if you have the chance. On Fridays and Saturdays there are normally more girls present than Sundays but also more guests, so it's up to you really.

You don't need to be worried about the girls being rude, my experience is the opposite that they gladly go with Asian guys because in general they tend to have smaller penises.

Have fun!

Thanks for your guide, I going to have try maybe next weekend.

After that I will report and we can talk more.

Anayway, Thanks for kindly people.

Cheers!