FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PumDiPum]

I know I know the whole world was waiting, sorry for the late response, but I was busy with a fake business meeting at midnight. The industrial meth kitchen Ceo's are always that late and they talk and they talk without saying something. A bit like Lawyers who are decorating lies.

Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all..

I like this nickname.

Was it the night when the parking lot was packed with cabs all over like two yellow snakes till down to Halensee road?

If so, it reminds me of the guy who drives all day in hot summer with closed windows, to make people believe his car has air condition.

30 min = 60.

BBBJ = 50.

CIM = 50.

Sums up to 160.

Nothing strange.

Minus.

Entry = 80.

Pretax = 30.

Bedroom rent (if) = 30.

There is the profit of 20 euro.

That is not that much, hopefully she found four or five more 'fake it' customers that night to pay back some owes, enjoy a few days in snow (made by snow cannons) or whatever.

You mongers should pay more otherwise the hookers need to start working as towel lady's too to finance the hobby. Getting rich in FKK Klub.

Adding to this, better to avoid January as well. Many girls want to stay longer with family and friends.

Excellent opportunity for the young and the slim natural born galactic service providing Mdels from NRW to make a dream come true.

Become an Artemis girl.

Cut the service, triple the prices, smell the money. Just breath deep through the nose. And again.

Dopamine.

It's going to be awesome in January in Artemis. The girls just need to go there.

I should also greet Canary. Sandra still loves you. You are the man of her life. And I am writing this with no ill will.

Slide in well. People.

[Member #4733]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

Usually Artemis' last good weekend of the year is about one week before Christmas. So you have been lucky this year as I wouldn't go there after December 20. Adding to this, better to avoid January as well. Many girls want to stay longer with family and friends.

[Downandup]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

Thanks for looking out for everyone, I'm not too surprised as it's the holidays and Artemis has a poor reputation amongst FKK's but then they have no competition in Berlin. (Yet another reason why Berlin is low on my Job hunt list despite all the opportunities.).

[Balboa]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

I was there on the 23rd (see previous post) and the line up was looking positive. But after the 24 and 25th off days, the 26th is a big drop in line up. Most are probably on holiday until the new year, but also factor in that because they open at 6 PM on the 26th, everyone is already on the back foot. You still pay full entrance fee for half the time, technically. (Same will apply for Jan 2nd).

It was a complete sausage party. 50+ men to about 15 women. Only two women qualified for my hit list, but guys were clammering all over them.

Usually when the main room is looking sad the bar tenders and DJs would step in to liven up the atmosphere. Generous pours and bumping music can usually turn things around. But not here. Mariah Carry's Christmas album was on repeat and the 10 EUR drinks were just as weak.

Anyway. If you can avoid it. You probably should.

Yikes!

Nothing worse than a sausage fest, LOL.

Thanks for the reporting and heads up!

[Fake It]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

I was there on the 23rd (see previous post) and the line up was looking positive. But after the 24 and 25th off days, the 26th is a big drop in line up. Most are probably on holiday until the new year, but also factor in that because they open at 6 PM on the 26th, everyone is already on the back foot. You still pay full entrance fee for half the time, technically. (Same will apply for Jan 2nd).

It was a complete sausage party. 50+ men to about 15 women. Only two women qualified for my hit list, but guys were clammering all over them.

Usually when the main room is looking sad the bar tenders and DJs would step in to liven up the atmosphere. Generous pours and bumping music can usually turn things around. But not here. Mariah Carry's Christmas album was on repeat and the 10 EUR drinks were just as weak.

Anyway. If you can avoid it. You probably should.

[PinballMachine]

It was much easier last year. I tried to get that price 6 months ago and no girl would agree to it.

I would say that about 50% of the girls accept 60 + 40 = 100 € for 30 min including BBJ.

But then it does not include CIM.

[DasBooty]

Maybe some girls will agree to EUR110 (60 EUR+50 EUR)

It was much easier last year. I tried to get that price 6 months ago and no girl would agree to it.

[PinballMachine]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.

30 min = 60.

BBBJ = 50.

CIM = 50.

Sums up to 160.

Nothing strange.

[Fake It]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.

BBJ with CIM will cost most people 160 EUR at Artemis. Irrespective of whether you last 30 minutes or 10 minutes. Maybe some girls will agree to EUR110 (60 EUR+50 EUR). Otherwise it costs 60 EUR for 30 minutes + 50 EUR for BBJ + 50 EUR for CIM.

[Adindas]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.

Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all.

I didn't have high expectations based on previous visits and I guess that's why I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was strong. I would say at least 5-10 very doable women. There were 50 to 70 in total. All were above 5's. Another pleasant surprise was that the girls were not pushy. I was hanging around for a good 3 hours sipping on 10 EUR a glass whisky, and I was only approached twice and both girls were polite. Having said that, you do need to approach the girls if you are looking for action, especially the hot ones.

Anyways. I just wanted to report on two things. The current atmosphere, which was actually really good for a Friday night. And the prices.

I only went for one session. I was sat in a tipi in the main room when a random approached me. I can't remember her name but was she was a 6 to 7 I would say. I asked if she could give me a BBJ and CIM right here. She said yup, 160 EUR. I agreed knowing that after her I was going to go home. Her performance was adequate. I was done in about 10-15 minutes and that was probably the easiest 160 EUR she made all week.

Having been in Berlin for 4 nights with nothing but back to back mediocre experiences at the brothels, Artemis was a welcome relief. Its pricey compared to the rest of Germany, but hey, it is what it is. Would have I liked to pay 100 EUR for that service last night? Sure. Is the extra 60 EUR gonna stop me? Hell No.

[Fake It]

Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all.

I didn't have high expectations based on previous visits and I guess that's why I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was strong. I would say at least 5-10 very doable women. There were 50 to 70 in total. All were above 5's. Another pleasant surprise was that the girls were not pushy. I was hanging around for a good 3 hours sipping on 10 EUR a glass whisky, and I was only approached twice and both girls were polite. Having said that, you do need to approach the girls if you are looking for action, especially the hot ones.

Anyways. I just wanted to report on two things. The current atmosphere, which was actually really good for a Friday night. And the prices.

I only went for one session. I was sat in a tipi in the main room when a random approached me. I can't remember her name but was she was a 6 to 7 I would say. I asked if she could give me a BBJ and CIM right here. She said yup, 160 EUR. I agreed knowing that after her I was going to go home. Her performance was adequate. I was done in about 10-15 minutes and that was probably the easiest 160 EUR she made all week.

Having been in Berlin for 4 nights with nothing but back to back mediocre experiences at the brothels, Artemis was a welcome relief. Its pricey compared to the rest of Germany, but hey, it is what it is. Would have I liked to pay 100 EUR for that service last night? Sure. Is the extra 60 EUR gonna stop me? Hell No.

[Tintin1]

The girls are still the same, even when wearing lingerie, so it depends if you are there to just watch girls or to have sex with them.

I'm laughing my ass off. Technically I'm there to do both!

I once remarked in a strip club that I didn't see many guys in the room and the "lady" said, are you here to see the girls or the guys?! Still makes me chuckle.

[PumDiPum]

SanPedro is looking for some desinformation. Yayo.

I was at least once on a Wsche Wednesday in Artemis. No half truth here again, I swear.

A few of the hooker girls were wearing some kind of a whole body fishnet, transparent tops or brassiere's. I (maybe the average Joe or Ahmed or Peter, too) didn't need much fantasy to imagine how some of the titts will look like if they would jump fully nude right into my face or ear. (I still love you Habibi. So much).

One girl also wore a bra that made her nipples visible. Scandalous!

The one girl was wearing a bandeau. I just asked as I met her downstairs if she would "show me, please". She did so. Perfect a*cup. An hour later we went to room number two.

I was simply the best she ever had.

But the story was different with another brunette. She refused to open her bra, refused to give me a quick look at the Busen beforehand and all that because I'm cheap! Cheekiness!! Since then I've been hunted by her GROfamilie. Maybe the writings on the wall are true, I am a Fascho.

In general, every cent you spend to the pimp industry is wasted.

Some guys think that dessous are fetish. Fetish cost extra. That's why 80 e entry is an "offer" compared to the ordinary fetish free days where you pay the same to get in.

Other guys think it is a rip off. Paying 80 e just to see girls walk around in ski suits compared to the days were "the old, the fat and the ugly" are nude under the towel.

Personally I liked the 'Schlppi' day. Because some of the women lend more expression to their personality with their outfit.

You can also meet other mongers who like to wear thongs. But more often than not those guys are usually in NRW or working for LKA 418 and BND.

Could I use the elevator to drive from wellness floor directly up to the third floor to surprise BooBoo in her sleeping room?

[PinballMachine]

Hello all,

Wednesday is supposed to be lingerie day. So that this mean that you don't see naked girls or at least their nude tits?

If so, is this day worthwhile or wasted money?

Thanks for your advise.

The girls are still the same, even when wearing lingerie, so it depends if you are there to just watch girls or to have sex with them.

[Member #4658]

Hi folks, I was planning to visit Artemis on a Sunday. What I'd like to ask to those who have already experience in Artemis, is Sunday totally to be avoided or still worth a go?

This was discussed all the way back to last week, a whopping 7 reports back. Nothing more to be said, except that famous German expression Lesen das gefickt Forum.

You have only asked basically the same questions, varying the city slightly, since 2018. Time to give something back to the ISG with some sort of report of your experience.