FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Ak233]

I was in Artemis over three nights, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. It is not the same club I remember. Many years (and euros) ago this club was perhaps my favorite in all of Germany, along with Oase. Many posters have indicated the change occurred through the COVID pandemic. Of course, I could have been the one to change as my perceptions have diminished with age. In any case, I found myself choosing Artemis each night hoping to recapture some of the enchantment I used to experience. I had sex with eight women over three nights. I do not remember their names; I think there was Penelope, possibly a Tina, and then. Nothing. I can report most of the women were older than I remember, easily starting in the mid- to upper twenties when before it was not unusual to see fresh nineteen-year-olds eager to play. The current crop of women ranged from "4" to "7" with a rare "8" walking among them. I was most surprised by the presence of some overweight and generally unattractive women when this type of individual would never have made the cut earlier. Very few behaved playfully or naturally in the main room, which as others have said is quite smoky. There were 30- 40 women on Friday and Saturday, most of whom I dismissed immediately due to perceived imperfections such as weight, age, and unattractive body type. Most of the women are Romanian. Unfortunately, to my eye, many of the women had large and unappealing asses which is a deal-breaker to me. A couple of pole-dancers enlivened the evening.

Most of the conversations seemed chilly. After 3 nights many of the girls recognized me from earlier. Some would ask me how many times I had been to the room previously. The basic price is 70 euros for 30 minutes with covered BJ and at least a couple of positions, such as missionary and doggy. Most of the girls were eager to upsell, and many wouldn't go to the room for 70 euros, but agreed to the 90 euro rate (70 e for 30 min, plus 20 e for BBBJ). I didn't care about the extra 20 euros. Surprisingly, my single requirement for the room, DATY, was refused by many women. "I don't do that," was the response. This saddened me terribly. These girls do not kiss and they don't allow DATY. They don't pretend to be affectionate. Getting off is not the reason I visit Artemis or other houses. Back in the day I routinely enjoyed "8-9"s with perfect bodies with kissing, DATY, and rimming. Many of the girls would ask if I wanted to extend the time since we were enjoying our mutual exploration of each other. Not every session was perfect. Certainly a few duds and disappointments even back then.

What did I like about Artemis? I visited a lot of different daytime brothels in Berlin looking for fun, but the outcomes were mostly unsatisfying. The price at Artemis, whether 70 e or 90 e is fair. I especially liked that I had dozens of nearly naked women to watch walking around, knowing at least theoretically, that I could have sex with any of them. I enjoyed being in a place where female objectification is the sole purpose, instead of being shamed for my instinctual behaviors by our newly woke society. I would probably repeat with 5 of the 8 women I had sex with, so not a terrible percentage. I liked being able to have sex with one girl, take a quick shower, then go back out to the main room to select another.

On the final girl of my visits, I hit the jackpot. I was standing in the passageway where the large stairway divides the locker room from the main room. This space is ideal to see the girls in more natural light. A 25-year old German black-haired "6" without enhancements started to chat with me. I was looking to finish my time pleasantly. I asked if DATY was okay, and she responded that she loved DATY and that I could touch her anywhere I wanted. Sold. I was finally invited by an agreeable woman to have sex and the money actually seemed to be secondary. We climbed up the stairs, grabbed a room, and enjoyed a full hour of lovemaking. Lots of mutual oral (with protection), titty licking, and hugging. Indeed, she let me kiss and lick her entire body (although she gently declined kissing on the mouth) including rimming which elicited warm groans from her. Different positions for intercourse. She looked at me warmly and at the end I enjoyed a grand orgasm. Total cost 140 e plus I tipped her an extra 20 e. She was happy with the amount and thanked me. No clock watching. It was a solid hour.

Given another visit to Berlin, I would be hard-pressed to find another venue that still offers what Artemis offers. I will return.

[Ak233]

Spent 30 minutes with Penelope from Romania. She says she is 33 years old (probably) and looks like one of the girls from the Robert Palmer music video "Simply Irresistible. " I liked her direct style of interaction. 30 minutes, 70 euro, covered BJ, and DATY included. Nothing romantic, but professional and enjoyable in the room. Allowed me to explore her entire body with my mouth. No forced upsells, although oral without (+20 euro) and CIM (+50 euro) were on offer. She was chill. I loved her fitness body. I asked her how many times she goes to the room per night: "10 to 15 to 20. " Pretty wild, but not unexpected. Guess at the high end she could bring in 20 x 80 e = 1600 euro per night. Interesting.

[Travelman10]

Hello.

How's the line up in May 1st? Weather looks great and maybe bbq because it's Wednesday? But if all the ladies are taking the day off maybe another day is better?

[BuckeyeNerd]

It's all about what you are used to, right?

I've never been to Artemis before today (Monday), although I went to an FKK in Zurich years ago. So I knew the basics. 90 euro at door, wristband and locker key. Change, shower, head to the bar the main browsing area for a coke. Wow! My visit in Zurich had about 10 guys inside and about the same number of ladies. Tonight there were a dozen guys, but easily double that number of ladies. I knew I was fresh meat since I was a new face, but I didn't get more than 10 feet inside before a woman grabbed my arm and (gently) pulled me over to the bar to sit next to her. She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her. Half hour with BJ and sex is 70, and with BBBJ it's 90. She told me she liked to do it slow and take her time, and offered CIM as an extra. We went down to the small theatre instead of up to a room, where she told me I could watch porn and warm up while she played with me. Short summary she blew me, fucked me, gave me a prostate massage, and I came in her mouth while she was blowing me and fingering my ass, while I watched the hot blonde on porn getting fucked. 190 euro.

Sounds like a great first visit, thanks for sharing!

[Pharisaer]

Thanks for reporting. Enjoyed reading your report very much. It was kinda calm at Artemis during these days, but Ramadan is over now and it will get more busy there.

She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her.

Maybe Virginia. AFAIR long curly light blondish hair.

[MikeNm]

It's all about what you are used to, right?

I've never been to Artemis before today (Monday), although I went to an FKK in Zurich years ago. So I knew the basics. 90 euro at door, wristband and locker key. Change, shower, head to the bar — the main browsing area — for a coke. Wow! My visit in Zurich had about 10 guys inside and about the same number of ladies. Tonight there were a dozen guys, but easily double that number of ladies. I knew I was fresh meat since I was a new face, but I didn't get more than 10 feet inside before a woman grabbed my arm and (gently) pulled me over to the bar to sit next to her. She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her. Half hour with BJ and sex is 70, and with BBBJ it's 90. She told me she liked to do it slow and take her time, and offered CIM as an extra. We went down to the small theatre instead of up to a room, where she told me I could watch porn and warm up while she played with me. Short summary she blew me, fucked me, gave me a prostate massage, and I came in her mouth while she was blowing me and fingering my ass, while I watched the hot blonde on porn getting fucked. 190 euro.

While I went back to the bar to relax, a bevy of women came by and introduced themselves and tried to tell me they could get me back up and cum again. This despite me knowing my body, and a 2nd pop is unlikely although I could easily get hard again. I turned them all down. Mindi from Germany, Sandy from Poland, Elizabeth from the DR, etc. All hot as hell and tempting but a waste of money until I'm ready again. Then I met Hannah from Germany. Maybe the most plain looking of the bunch, but sexy as hell with lovely be's, and by far the most open and direct. She told me I could have anything I wanted from her, all at extra cost. Rimming, anal, prostate massage, pegging, she'the do whatever. I realized she was right, I might not cum but I could still enjoy myself. Well, she was a great kisser, and she loved anal, and no I didn't cum but yes after half an hour I had really enjoyed sex with her. Not cheap with those extras at 240.

Summary: Artemis has a TON of sexy girls walking around wanting your money, but they are gorgeous, and for extra cost, you can have anything you want. With entry I spent 520 euros which sounds like a ton of cash, but I've never had a prostate massage, only my 2nd time anal but this with a girl who was into it, 2 great bbbjs, and 2 great fucks. Compare to the 2 escorts I had in my hotel room which cost me 330 euro without anal, rimming, or prostate. Add the huge selection of girls on offer at Artemis. The money adds up fast but if you're on vacation like me and don't have to worry about this place in my hometown, spend it and enjoy!

[OrangePenguin]

Haven't been to Artemis since before the pandemic. Hoping to get back there later this year.

Does anyone know if Sidney (German, blonde, quite pale skin) and Ginger (Romanian, brown hair) are still working here? They were a couple of my favourites from when I used to visit.

Of course I am always keen to meet new girls too so will go back regardless but was just curious.

[DeepakSa]

I visited Artemis again, after a few years.

I read people complaining about the smoke in this space, and YES. Though I am a smoker, I felt the smoke inside was too much!! Its high time the management should do something about it.

The ladies vs. Gentlemen ratio is poor, I was there on a weekend and a weekday. Both days, the number of ladies were not as good as earlier days.

I met the below ladies in two days, and a short notes about each of them.

Best services:

Victoria, Ukraine: Great GFE, good company and fab service.

Jenifer, Croatia: Again, same as above lady, and I was offered extra services like golden shower, etc.

Emma, Bulgaria, Good GFE, great service.

Okyish Service, may not repeat:

Micky, Romania: Okish service, nothing great. She was wearing a big frame glasses, nice style, but won't make up for the poor service.

Won't repeat:

Natalia, Russia: Lier and try to con you - She told me "today NONE of us do std, only 90 Euro service ONLY". I told her, she were wrong, I had a std service some time ago. Then her story changed: -"I don't do this. I do ONLY 90". Though another 20 won't kill me, I didn't like the way she was operating, so I told her I would pass, don't want her service. Later in the room (ya, should have avoided her, but her cute little ass pulled me to the room. LOL), she was telling me lies, and her focus was on extracting money, not on service.

As Berlin don't have any other FKKs, I guess I will end up visiting here again.

[Sirioja]

I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

Tonight, once again, I saw a guy going to room with a bag, maybe to take a real tool? I go only with my tool to fuck.

[Sirioja]

Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.

After Mainhattan and Sharks, she worked at Globe from April 2017 til a bit after covid but not long. Usual shower together after room at Globe.

[Pharisaer]

I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.

[Sirioja]

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

[The Cane]

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

I was at a termas in Brazil once and saw a couple of guys walking around in their own monogrammed robes LOL!

[Tintin1]

No problem at all.

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

[Pharisaer]

I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?

No problem at all.