FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Msands]

In the spirit of giving back to this forum, here's my short report on my first time visit.

I arrived a Artemis between 1600-1700 after a day of sightseeing in Berlin (which is a wonderful city! ). It was a Wed, so girls were wearing lingerie or bathing suits.

The facilities are a big draw here. You really could believe you were spending the day at regular spa. On this day there were an even number of women and clients. Very laidback, nice atmosphere for a first FKK visit. I would say half of the 30-40 girls were 7-8 or better.

My first encounter was a Russian (or Belarus? ) girl.- Natasha. Tall & slim redhead with a sweet and caressing style. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go with her so we sat in kino to chat first. NOTE: I found the kino to be a good 'test drive' environment before going to a room. I would recommend her. Her performance is a little staged, but not over the top. Definitely a good one to start with.

Next was the highlight of my visit. Sabatina from Krakow. Young blond with dark highlights, only her third day in Berlin and I met her just as she arrived to work that day, yeah! Although a little reserved at first, with some 'coaching' she came around and started enjoying herself more and more. Having sex with her reminded me of those first teenage sex experiences. Just flat out fun. Her body was just a playground and she loved to kiss. As an aside, I've noticed in my limited sample of Eastern European girls (4-5? ) that breasts seem less firm than other nationalities, coincidence?

The next girl was? From Bulgaria. I passed her by on a couch and was drawn by her gorgeous face. Dark hair, dark eyes, good English. I talked to her for a bit but then noticed her bumper was a bit larger than I cared for. So I told her I'the see her later. Which I meant figuratively, but she took literally: ). She sees me later in the pool area and calls me Pinocchio for not coming back to see her. It was all in good nature and we flirted a bit, so I said what the hell, let's go for test in the kino. She passed the test and her cushion actually looked better without her garter or whatever she was wearing. Anyways, she was good lay but more like a "friend with benefits" experience.

My last decision would be tough: repeat with Sabatina or go for this amazon of a Croatian woman I met at the bar. Let me say the Croatian looked like a WWII-era pinup girl. She was abundant in every respect. I was strangely aroused by the fact that she could probably hurt me in bed: ). Now her outfit did cover up a lot so I was weary there may be some surprises. But then Sabatina comes around the corner and starts 'eye fucking' me across the bar and I knew it was over. The Croatian would have to wait for next time. Up we went to the room and had another excellent round. NOTE: I found the rooms to be a bit warmer than I'm used to in US and the fans don't work! So I sweat there more than in the saunas! I learned to grab a cold drink on the way up. Sabatina stayed with me in the room for another 20 mins after our 30 min session, no rush whatsoever.

I can't recommend Artemis enough. I spent 10 days in Europe, including Prague and Barcelona, and this FKK experience was my favorite. You must do it once in your life. Artemis seems like a perfect place for first FKK visit, but I would suggest another day than Wed. Enjoy this place, it's a rarity!

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[Adior]

All that being said, I know that Artemis does attract some top girls from other clubs during certain times of the year.

Ortos

This weekend you would find 150 girls in Artemis. Artemis is next to IFA exhibition so they expected a lot of people, so therefore there were a few more girls than usual. I was there early in the evening, so not to many guys yet. Is not often you have so many girls to choose from.

[Ortos]

...because you heard a certain girl(s), who you know from other clubs, was now working at Artemis in Berlin, I suppose. However, you would have to be a really dedicated fan, because 1) Getting to/from Berlin would require additional travel funds; 2) the price structure at Artemis is amongst the highest in FKKdom; 3) there are a hell of alot of FKK opportunities and other FKK girls working in other other clubs in the NRW/Hessen areas...

All that being said, I know that Artemis does attract some top girls from other clubs during certain times of the year. Being the Hauptstadt, I would imagine there is a good client pool in Berlin with excellent cash flow for these girls...

Ortos

[Jackyo]

I would like to know from other mongers who have been to the big Frankfurt clubs and maybe also Goldentime, PHG, Ying Yang if they think the trip over to Berlin is worth it just to visit Artemis, this coming from someone who enjoys all the aforementioned clubs.

Thanks

IPM

... unless you already had business to do in Berlin or were into the cultural scene there anyway or wanted to experience some Berliner Luft and Schnauze.

This is just one club. La Folie is the other one but it doesn't come close.

Sure there are other venues for this: the apartment scene, the Sexkinos, the street scene.. but for the club scene, Berlin's offerings are rather scant.

NRW is crawling with clubs. Now that is where the action is.

[Dick Travel]

Good question IPM, I'd like to know too, I've been to World, Oase, Goldentime and PT Dorsten, but am also wondering about Berlin and Artemis.

Anyone? Worth hitting Berlin for Artemis instead of a trip to Frankfurt or NRH area?

I would like to know from other mongers who have been to the big Frankfurt clubs and maybe also Goldentime, PHG, Ying Yang if they think the trip over to Berlin is worth it just to visit Artemis, this coming from someone who enjoys all the aforementioned clubs.

Thanks

IPM

[Maserati888]

Anyone been to Kamilla Dees or Van Kampen?

Any thoughts?

[Jay Dawg]

Next time you decide to go to Berlin I'd recommend you to arrive at the club 17.00 instead of leaving at that time. From 17.00 (5pm) and until approximately midnight there is a constant flow of new girls arriving.

You can find cheap hotels on hrs.de or similar online services. I've previous recommended the Kronprinz Hotel, this hotel is not in the 40-50€ range but well worth the cost considering it's only a 5 minute walk from Artemis.

I myself prefer naked girls so I avoid Artemis during Wednesdays.

A question if you don't mind: did you ask Emilia for BBBJ but she refused? Or did she just do CBJ and you didn't ask her for BBBJ?

I've experienced the latter myself at this club a few times but as soon as the girl takes the condom and I see her intention is to do CBJ I've asked her if she won't do BBBJ. Every time the answer has been "Yes, I do, if you want." and I've received BBBJ with no complaint. I've never had a session with a Artemis girl without BBBJ.

Thank you for your response.

About time of arrival. I was fully aware that arriving and leaving early (and on a wednesday) was not the best thing in terms of girls there. However it did make for a more relaxed first impression of the FKK scene.

Also a lot of plans for the logistics to fit, so this was really the only option, I did not have the time to stay for a night.

For another time it would like to try not a wednesday and later in the day.

I did not ask Emilia for the BBBJ, rookie mistake I guess, anyway with my anixiousness level through the roof at that point, who knows what could have happened ;-)

[Zimmer]

Next time you decide to go to Berlin I'd recommend you to arrive at the club 17.00 instead of leaving at that time. From 17.00 (5pm) and until approximately midnight there is a constant flow of new girls arriving.

You can find cheap hotels on hrs.de or similar online services. I've previous recommended the Kronprinz Hotel, this hotel is not in the 40-50€ range but well worth the cost considering it's only a 5 minute walk from Artemis.

I myself prefer naked girls so I avoid Artemis during Wednesdays.

A question if you don't mind: did you ask Emilia for BBBJ but she refused? Or did she just do CBJ and you didn't ask her for BBBJ?

I've experienced the latter myself at this club a few times but as soon as the girl takes the condom and I see her intention is to do CBJ I've asked her if she won't do BBBJ. Every time the answer has been "Yes, I do, if you want." and I've received BBBJ with no complaint. I've never had a session with a Artemis girl without BBBJ.

[Jay Dawg]

Logistics

Arriving: Early morning plane (Sterling) from Copenhagen to Berlin - Tegel. Bus from Tegel to Zoo station (app. 15 min.) then got breakfast and wandered

about a bit waiting for Artemis to open. S-Bahn from Zoo to Westkreuz.

Leaving: S-Bahn from Westkreuz to Schönefeld. Evening plane (Easyjet) from Berlin SCönefeld to Copenhagen.

Total time on the go 16 hours; Total price: 1400 DKK (~187€) for plane tickets, and app. 5€ in public transportation. The plane tickets could have been cheaper (less than half price) but they were ordered less than a week in advance.

Getting there and describing the facilities have been previously described to a detail level so high that I was able to find my way around the place, let alone find the place, with no problems whatsoever, so I will save the sapce for observation made on the day..

The Setup

As it was a wednesday and I arrived quite early, I did not expect a big crowd, and indeed there wasn't.

I arrived around 11.45, 45 min. after opening. Wednesday is "underway day" so th girls were all more or less dressed, most af them in bikini style close, but some in see through dresses or other imaginative intepretations of the concept.

The visit

I arrived, got my key, undressed, showered (Damn those 20 sec. showers!) and went to take a look a the facilities. Upstair 3 girls were present, downstairs only 1 girl was present in the wellness area. No girls could be seen in the downstairs kino but at least 1 if not 2 could be heard as they were getting a good going through in the enclosures close by (moaning and repeated butt-slapping was clearly audible).

Upstairs again in the restaurant a further 3 girls were having breakfast. About the same total number of guys could be observed. I decided to follow the girls example and get some breakfast.

A brief note on the breakfast buffet: Available from 11-15 and about the style and level of a medium hotel.

At breakfast I observed the only true black girl available, and decided that even though she was a little heavy set, I would want to have a go at her, sadly due to bad timing and an older guy hugging her for hours, I never got the chance.

I went downstairs to relax a bit before getting my nerves down with first girl of the day. Again a small note, at this time my body was spinning with adrenaline. allways when I visit these places I get an extreme adrenaline rush and today was no exception.

I then went to the downstairs cinema and sat down. another guy was sitting on one of the other couches jerking off. The black girl from breakfast came in after me, but she immideately adressed the guy telling him, that he couldn't sit there taking care of himself and then proceeded to give him BBBJ. As it probably would take some time, I decided to leave the cinema.

One of the Bleach League (my made up name for the day for the group of more or less naturally blonde girls from Eastern Europe, that seem to be all over this place) caught me at the foot of the staircase. She asked if I wanted to have sex with her, but the conversation, got a little awkward as the rest of the Bleach League was collected at the couch overhearing the excange of words. I did want to get things started and decided to take her up on her offer.

She asked where we should go and I accepted her offer of going to the Kino. The black girl had left but one or two other guys were present. I have never had sex in public before so I wondered how the litlle soldier would stand for the pressure but the ammased exitement in my body countered that problem:

1. Emilia, 25, Slovakia. Blond hair dyed red. Fair skin, normal build, C-Cup. Started with BJ in the Kino (Not true BBBJ, though), Proceeded to cowgirl in several variations. On to doggy over the couch, where I could see another guy getting a BJ. Apparently it wasn't that comfortable for Emilia though as she pushed me out to change positions. Unfortunately I came in the same moment, I did however do her a little in missionary before declaring to be finished.

Emilia did an OK job, no kissing and no BBBJ did pull it down. Furthermore, due to the underwear, I discovered too late that her nipples were not to my liking. I would rate her a 7 in both body and performance (doing it in the Kino is an Experience!)

More resting, including a small poolside nap. I found out that the lying chairs are very good, both comfortable and give a good view of the downstairs wellness area.

I sat up my basecamp in the basement as it was most comfortable. The girls seemed to move around so that sometimes there would be a lot downstairs and sometimes most would be upstairs. I preferred the downstairs as I felt the upstairs environment was more designed for "making the sale".

This wednesday there would be about 10 girls to start with, rising to about 20 around 16-17h. An equal number of men were there as well and simple mathematics would then say that it wasn't a buyers market. But I beg to differ, as most of the men will spend a lot of time chatting among themselves, relaxing and using the wellness.

After relaxing I decided to look for the black girl, but just as I located her, and was about to get up she left with an older gentleman. Hmmm, so much for the idea of sampling some black p*ssy. I stayed in my comfortable chair a little longer as I scouted out other opportunities.

In the end it was narrowed down to a small turkish looking girl (whom I later talked to and wrote off, not my type) and a darkskinned girl I caught a glimpse of downstairs, I noted that she wore a turquoise dress. I went upstairs and located "the girl with the turquoise dress" she turned out to be not English speaking.

This was most unfortunate as my German is almost non-existing. She said however that se was from Brazil and since i do speak Spanish we could all of a sudden have a conversation. After some smalltalk I ended the conversation with a "vamos arriva?" (Let's go upstairs?) and so we did. When she jumped down the barstool I got a small chock. She was allmost as tall as me (I am an average 1.8m give or take a few) . It turned out however that her 15 cm heels did their part!

2. Solange [so-lang-sch] (not sure about the spelling), 28, Brazilian, tall dark skinned, classic Brazilian in everyway, even down to the slightly larger forehead. Her 28 years did show naturally on her body but no complaints here. B-C Cup. We went into room nr. 1: 1001. Nights, and boy are those mirros well-placed! Solange started out with pulling up a small vial and spraying in her mouth. My first thought was WTF! disinfectant? But it turned out to be mouth spray and she offered me some, which I accepted for which she thanked me with a deep french kiss.

Now, normally kissing with SPs is not really my thing, but she made it a natural part of the game. BBBJ-DFK, Missionary-DFK, Doggy-DFK and back to missionary-DFK for the finale.

I must say that having sex with Solange is about the best round I have had for many years! She was energetic, lively, passionate and everything a girls should be. A true GFE. Solange gets an 8 for body but a 10+ for perfomance.

Finding Solange had taken a little longer than planned on my schedule, and I was totaly exhausted, so I wondered if I should call it a day. I showered but decided to take a last shot a finding the black girl after resting up for a while. On my way down the stairs another darkskinned girl, tried to catch me, but I was still shaking from Solanges treatment so i had to schooe her off.

After the mandatory reconstitution (cofee and cigarettes, followed by mineral water and more cigarettes) I set out to find the black girl, I had seen her when I came out of the shower but the Brazilian experience made it necesary with some relaxing. In the end I found her in the downstairs bar, but she was engaged in conversation with the older gentleman from earlier.

Remebering that the girl who stopped me on the stairs spoke English, I decided to seek her out. I was under some timepressure, and honestly I wasn't really sure if I had any amo left in the magazine, but I figured it wouldn't hurt trying.

Another concern was that the session with Solange was so good that I was certain it couldn't be topped and should one not allways stop at the top?

Anyway I had spotted my prey at one of the sofas in the upstairs area. She was talking to Solange and someone else. Anyway, I swept in, sat down in front of her and introduced myself. Her response was: So now you have come to f*ck me, these last two words were formed by her mouth more than said, but the two other girls and myself all got the point and everybody laughed when I grinning said "yes".

Upstairs, once again, and in to room number 3. Formalities such as "name" and "where are you from" were taken care of on the stairs on the way. Not the best way to warm up a girl, but I was working under a deadline! I decided to play honest with her and told her that she was the last one of the day, so she should leave a good impression. She took evrything in stride and certantly did her best!

3. Patricia, 24, Brazilian. Actually a younger firmer version of Solange. She did not have one extra gram of fat on her body. Breasts were nice and firm with big, hard, nipples and small to no cups. A B-cup I would say. Patricia had a very differnt style, she did the whole "talk dirty" thing, which I don't find that turning on, but she did it good and she didn't overplay it too much. She did however have a smiling goodhumored way about her that was very positive.

Very, Very good BBBJ with plenty of ball sucking, very friendly to touching, and all of a sudden also a very passionate kisser, she did a very good job at bringing the little soldier back into shape for active duty. From the BBBJ to the action she immideately suggested doggy as her favourite, which was a nice change to the standard cowgirl. I however wanted to start her off in missionary and so it was. After a good missionary (including ear-nibbling) we turned to the doggy. She was like made for doggy, And we had a long hard go at it 'till I finaly blew the last drops in the condom inside her.

Patricia was not as good an experience as Solange but maybe she could have been, had she not been the last quickie before I left.9 for body, 10 for performance.

After paying her, I showered, got dressed and left for Schönefeld and the flight home. I left Artemis at 17.10 well within schecule.

Summary

1. Emilia, 25, Slovakia. Blond hair dyed red. Fair skin, normal build, C-Cup. Kino sex! Body: 7/10 Performance: 7/10

2. Solange, 28, Brazilian, tall dark skinned, classic Brazilian in everyway. Her 28 years did show naturally on her body but no complaints here. B-C Cup.

Fantastic sex! Highly recommendable. Body: 8/10 Performance: 10+/10

3. Patricia, 24, Brazilian. Actually a younger firmer version of Solange. She did not have one extra gram of fat on her body. Breasts were nice and firm with big, hard, nipples and small to no cups. A B-cup. Good sex, wish I had had more time with her. Nice and cheerful. Good sex, excellent BBBJ. Recommendable.

Body: 9/10 Performance: 10/10

Total damage: 70€ entry plus 3x60€ = 250€

Notes

- Not many girls on a wednesday afternoon.

- "Underwear day" can make for suprices

- The EE girls seem to be dominating besides from the 2 (3?) Brazilians, the black girl and 1 asian girl 90% seemed to be bleached EE girls, some of them

stunning, some of the less so.

- Girls have different tactics, Some mass together, some stay alone, nad some aptrol the area (Specially one older bleach head and her young protegé never seemed to sit down).

- The environment was very relaxed, I wonder what a Fridaynight is like (I imagine that the upstairs bar can be alittle like "Flowers Park" in Madrid)

Conclusion

An amazing experience and if I get the chance to go to Berlin again, another visit could be in order. I still miss sampling some of the more stunning bleach heads.

(Putting a summary, notes and conclusion is stolen from other contributers to this board as I think it is a good idea!)

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[Zimmer]

Yes you are correct, how about 21yr olds that look like 18yr old, skin, face.

Which place do you recommend for Berlin.

Also, what is the starting time for when the girls go on shift?

Maserati888,

I've been to Artemis a couple of times and I would say that if you go to Artemis on let's say Friday or Saturday, specially during the evening/night you will probably find the largest selection. Keep in mind that this is also the most busy time but your taste seem to be extremely specific so perhaps this is your best option.

From my experience during my visits to Artemis (June 2007, Sep 2006) you will probably find a few girls that meets your criteria. I have also been to Artemis during weekdays (Mon, Tues) and they always have girls for every taste.

If you've never been to a FKK club before you will have a great time and be totally amazed of the facilities they got at Artemis. You will get a great memory that lasts a very long time.

Sometimes I try other girls that not usually meets my normal taste (considering looks) and I often end up having a great time. We all need variation.

[Jackyo]

Yes you are correct, how about 21yr olds that look like 18yr old, skin, face.

Which place do you recommend for Berlin.

.. is Artemis.

I've never been but from all accounts it is the largest club, has the best facilities and selection.

The only club I've been to there is La Folie which is a lot smaller. From what I've been reading, Artemis has the upper hand though.

There are a lot of choices in the Hauptstadt. There is a very active Wohnungspuff scene, a very well developed Strassenstrich scene and an intensive network of Sexkinos.

There is more under the Berlin thread of the Germany section.

[Maserati888]

Yes you are correct, how about 21yr olds that look like 18yr old, skin, face.

Which place do you recommend for Berlin.

Also, what is the starting time for when the girls go on shift?

[Jackyo]

Really looking for super model types, with clean, non cheesy atmosphere, any tips anyone?

I have met lots of 18 year olds and they are not very good despite what you would think.

A chick who is about 21 or so is at her prime when she is in this profession. 18 year olds don't know what they are doing.

By the time she's got a few years under her belt, she's got the hang of it and knows how to please a guy.

But don't underestimate older, more experienced women either.

[Maserati888]

Really looking for super model types, with clean, non cheesy atmosphere, any tips anyone?

[Zimmer]

Location and price exactly as mentioned in the forum. If you take the S-bahn to Halensee, you should expect a 10-15 minute walk from the station. Turn left once you leave the station. Cross to the other side of the street, so that you will run into Halenese. Turn right onto Halensee (a very large street) and walk until you reach Artemis on your right, about 10 minutes down the hill along the street.

Ak233, Thank you very much for your detailed reports. I visited this club a couple of nights in June and I agree it is a very nice place.

I would like to make you aware of the fact that there is a station called Westkreuz almost outside the club which would be more convenient saving you 15 minutes walking

You can also (from the Halensee stop) cross the street and walk 20-30 meters to the left to the street Kronprinzendamm and walk down this street. After a few minutes you are on the Halensee again but just 2 minutes from Artemis (walk to the right).

On the street Kronprinzendamm you can also find a nice hotel "Kronprinz" which I would recommend to anyone visiting Berlin. The walk from this hotel to Artemis is no more than 5 minutes if you follow my directions.