FKK Artemis - Berlin

[VaeVictis]

Dropped by on Saturday at 14:00 - the ratio of sausage to girls was 3:1 - yet few men picked up girls. Few girls I knew complained that the day was slow. Most of the girls is still on vacation.

Decided on Jessie. The blonde that is slightly overweight (as in few kilos). Did not go with any more girls because I had to leave at 16:00 and the LU at that time held no interest for me.

The day after was actually better in sausage to girl ration but again the LU sucked. I picked up a Romanian girl that I did not remember name of. The session was OK but what happened later was what scared the hell out of me. I went for CIM + standard session (110 euro) and discovered that I was 30 euro short. No problem I thought, excused myself to the girl, and then I went to ATM machine to take out the money. My CC card bounced. I swear that my heart rate went to 300. The girl gave me killer looks and I was thinking that soon I will be the punching bag for the Turkish security guys. Luckily a Norwegian guy that I got to know on a last trip happened by and asked my what's the trouble. He gave me the money I needed no questions asked. Faith in humanity restored.

Went out to get some money from hotel before I returned to Artemis and than I spotted the guy that helped me earlier lead a pretty sexy bombshell upstairs. Holly. Long hair, beautiful body and boobs that can rival an artillery shell. (you can find her pics on the Artemis site. She is prettier in real life). I waited 4 hours for Holly to become available but I had no luck.

So this Artemis trip was bit wasted but my respect for fellow punters increased.

[Guy93]

Last year the birthday party was 2nd October.

[AdamCki]

Hi anyone knows if the date for this next October (? Or late September? 10 years Artemis birthday party has already been decided. Thanks in advance.

[PayForIt]

Hi,

I have a bit of a sexy clothing fetish (pantyhose, spandex, nothing to crazy). Are clothing requests possible in an FKK like Artemis? I understand Wednesdays are lingerie day. On other days, can you ask if the girl has anything sexy to wear or bring something for them to wear (or does this not really work since all your stuff is in a locker? If this is not possible at Artemis, can anyone let me know if any venues might be friendly for something like this in Berlin? I am going to be staying in a nice hotel and generally prefer hotel incall. What are the better websites for this in Berlin?

Thanks in advance for any assistance.

Hi. You will have no problems if you ask the girl to wear something sexy for you in the room. They are unlikely to be willing to go upstairs, put it on and come back to join you in the bar or outside. But in the room would be fine. The other thing you can do is take an item of clothing with you. Lot's of guys take toys to FKK clubs, whips, canes, paddles, dildos, cuffs, etc then ask the girl to wait by the lockers whilst the toys are collected from the guy's locker to take upstairs. No reason you cannot do the same with something you think is sexy. Some girls might see this as an opportunity to upsell and ask you for more cash for doing this. Which isn't really fair as they would have to wear lingerie on dessous day for free anyway.

However I'd say this to you. I'm not sure you are thinking of mongering in the right place. FKKs are sauna clubs in which the girls are actually meant to be naked all of the time. Some cheat with little bits of clothing but they are not meant to cover their boobs or pussy / ass at all though some do. In some clubs this is considered a disciplinary offence. If you like girls in sexy clothing there are better alternatives. But more likely not in Germany. The puti clubs in Spain e. G. Vive in Madrid, Scandalo in Malaga are full of girls in very sexy dresses, skirts, shorts, jeans etc and they would have no problem wearing whatever you wanted them to wear for not much more money. The contract between these types of clubs and FKKs is great: I like both. The beauty of FKK is you get no surprises in the room. A saggy pair of tits is all there on display in public and you can avoid paying for them if you don't like them! That said, sex is often all about mystique as well, and for me, there is nothing more sexy that a beautiful girl in a sexy dress, stocking and suspenders and then taking them off slowing in the room. When I'm in FKK land I do miss that. In terms of Berlin. If you want to avoid just naked girls but want to monger. There is a good brothel at http://www.erotik-berlin.com - not that far from Artemis. Finally, try Pars No 5 In Berlin for sexy massage. Lilly is amazing. Have fun!

[Nick75]

The place is easy to find and access is simple via S7 line.

The area is OK.

Girls are located in the bar (smoking area) and outside (there is a pool).

Today, around 30 girls.

I started with a tall brunette with fake boobs. I came very quickly but it was worth it. She was a 8. The talk.

Then I chose a blonde girls with enormous fake tits, we had fun, we talked a lot and plaid with her sweet titties.

Both were German girls.

Then I chose a Polish girl, well she came to me, and she had nice feet. I sucked them and we fucked.

A very good day, I think I will be back.

[Hutzesq]

Hi,

I have a bit of a sexy clothing fetish (pantyhose, spandex, nothing to crazy). Are clothing requests possible in an FKK like Artemis? I understand Wednesdays are lingerie day. On other days, can you ask if the girl has anything sexy to wear or bring something for them to wear (or does this not really work since all your stuff is in a locker? If this is not possible at Artemis, can anyone let me know if any venues might be friendly for something like this in Berlin? I am going to be staying in a nice hotel and generally prefer hotel incall. What are the better websites for this in Berlin?

Thanks in advance for any assistance.

[Dylan6926]

Had a really nice day today. I've done three sessions. And I need your help to get the last two girls and I need your help to get the last two girls name.

First of all of the place is quite nice. Spacious and comfy. The food is good and you can get free soft drinks.

Did my first session with Nikole. Pretty nice girl her blowjob is fantastic and professional and has a fairly tight pussy. She has a nice body but look is okay.

Second girl is a very tall German around 180 cm. 28 yo and has a baby. Totally forgot her name but she's quite passionate but not as professional as nikole. Small boobs but her look is quite a stunner.

Last one is a young Romanian girl. She's very cute and popular I have to rush to her after she finishes shower or someone else would get her. However her English is not good at all and doesn't seem to try to understand. Expect a Siri level of understanding. However very cute and nice boobs and coops pretty well.

However I was quite frustrated at the bar as I asked the waitress for a glass of water she just went mad at me because I didn't say please. It's funny and I'm always thinking maybe that because I'm Asian. Honestly I was going to say thanks after I get the water.

Hey Blast,

I was there on Wednesday and had a session with Mercedes who is a tall German / Czech with short blond hair. Probably who you saw as she was popular that night. I had my eyes on a couple of young but wasn't horny enough for another round. Will check out tomorrow (Friday) as I will go one last time before heading to London.

[NYMike]

Hi,

I'll be there August 28-30. Any events happening that would make it crowded?

Thanks

[Blasttp]

Had a really nice day today. I've done three sessions. And I need your help to get the last two girls and I need your help to get the last two girls name.

First of all of the place is quite nice. Spacious and comfy. The food is good and you can get free soft drinks.

Did my first session with Nikole. Pretty nice girl her blowjob is fantastic and professional and has a fairly tight pussy. She has a nice body but look is okay.

Second girl is a very tall German around 180 cm. 28 yo and has a baby. Totally forgot her name but she's quite passionate but not as professional as nikole. Small boobs but her look is quite a stunner.

Last one is a young Romanian girl. She's very cute and popular I have to rush to her after she finishes shower or someone else would get her. However her English is not good at all and doesn't seem to try to understand. Expect a Siri level of understanding. However very cute and nice boobs and coops pretty well.

However I was quite frustrated at the bar as I asked the waitress for a glass of water she just went mad at me because I didn't say please. It's funny and I'm always thinking maybe that because I'm Asian. Honestly I was going to say thanks after I get the water.

[Peter B]

Would be cool to connect, discuss the girls and have a good time. PM!

[FlyByCable]

I was also at Artemis this Sunday, the name of the first girl you described is Kiara if I'm not mistaken!?

I had a session with a few months ago she had a tight pussy but she had one of the worst BJ I have had in my life (she sucks with her teethes) ok personality didn't kiss and didn't seem to like DATY. If you have a connection with her go for it, otherwise don't bother.

Sorry but I don't know the name of girl number 2.

Yes. You were right. Thanks.

One months later I find it out, her name was Kiara and she claimed to be 24 years old.

I came to talk with her where she sat in the bar, I heard her speaking German with her friend, I don't speak German, I was a little shy for her and it took a while before I dared to go talk to her. And my first question became very stupid, Hallo sprechen sie deutsch? No stupid me, I mean English! She looked at me as I was from another planet. I asked her if she was busy but I pronounced it "bisse". Not a good start. LOL.

I become like a nervous 15 year old boy (I'm just over 40) when I see a beautiful girl that I find very attractive, for me she is like 10,5 at a scale from one to ten. I stood in front of her trying to hide my great boner with the towel.

I asked her if she want to make me company in the jacuzzi and then go to a room whereupon she replied that I have to pay for the time in the jacuzzi, of course I said and then we walked together out to the jacuzzi thru the lounge and the restaurant with me trying to hide my boner all the way out. LOL. Damn what a babe! What a body!

I Had a quite good session with her, not the best one I had in my life but it was okay, but sadly no kissing, I would give the session about 7,5-8 on a scale to 10.

If I would repeat? Yes maybe, but that depends what the alternative is for the moment.

But damn what a body.

[StrikeFour]

Is getting a rim job a standard extra or is it maybe not common?

[PayForIt]

Hi guys,

I'm new here and I am planning few visits to the Artemis next week.

I am a foot fetishist and I wanted to know if girls of the Artemis could perform such things?

Thanks

Maxx's answer was right Nick. You should ask downstairs in the lounge as some girls won't do things out of the ordinary. Most will do CIM for more money, and some anal for even more but in Artemis the girls tend to want payment for extra services. That said, if you find a girl who will oblige it's worth paying for it if that is your thing. I would ask Loira (blonde) or Vegas. I would be surprised if either of those girls said no as they are very accommodating. Just don't put your foot in it. Sorry. Couldn't resist. LOL. Enjoy.

[Maxx]

I guarantee you can have this. You may have to pay the $60 only for foot play or sex, but both may be more. Standard was blowjob and then sex.

Hi guys,

I'm new here and I am planning few visits to the Artemis next week.

I am a foot fetishist and I wanted to know if girls of the Artemis could perform such things?

Thanks

[PayForIt]

I've been to the Art quite a few times now but recently called out for some help from some regulars given my impending visit. I'd like to say a bit thanks to those who responded here (several did). Rather than name anyone I'd prefer to just say a big thanks and you know who you are. And so.

First night, only in the club for 10 minutes and bumped into Loira. Who I sessioned with on a previous visit. Beautiful blonde Czech / German, mid 20's, good body, fairly tall and some tattoos and sillies but nice ones! Definitely wanted a session but conscious of the old "not with the first girl. " syndrome so decided to check out the club to see if some of my personal favourites were in. No Celia, Ruby, or Joanna. All great girls (see my previous Art post from June). Really disappointed no Joanna. Great perfornance. Lots of options though. Couple of beers, some food and then into session with Loira. 90 minutes and great time.

Day 2. Arrived earlier. Did a one hour workout downstairs. No - not the horizontal type. An actual workout in the gym area. It's excellent. I know it's odd to do this in a FKK but hey its there for a reason. Massage area is public. Not my thing. Shame as I'd have had one otherwise. Into the bar, stunning blonde Helena. Romanian but cold as a fish to talk to do decided to heed the bad vibe and pass. And was I glad I did. Spotted Debby. Lots of good recent reports on her and good feedback from those who offered help. What an amazing girl. I've been doing this 30 years and I can honestly say I don't think anyone has exceeded her amazing GFE performance. Everything you want, she kisses beautifully, is very skilled and very charming. Best experience I've had in any FKK. 2 hours, exhausted but went home very happy.

Day 3. Arrived later. Had looked out for Vegas from previous reports and help given but she had not been in the club the last 2 nights. Here tonight. Very tall Russian blonde with enormous sillies and tattoos everywhere. Blonde but blue hair at the bottom! Soon to be pink! Not my usual type but decided not to ignore excellent reports and you know they do pay off. Best BBBJ in the business. This girl knows how to suck a cock! She really opens up once you break the ice. Lovely girl, great service. More PSE than GFE but great. Then onto final session of this trip - 3 hour marathon with Debby. Just awesome. And joined for the last 30 minutes by her friend Lisa. Black girl from Dominican Republic. Great natural the cups and terrific attitude. I normally avoid threesomes but they took me to heaven and back.

Fantastic trip, great girls. Debby (incredible) Vegas, Lisa and Loira. Would recommend them all. Thanks again for the help guys. You made an old (er) man very happy!