FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Dogger862]

This is my podium after 2 days passed to Artemis and after meeting 9 girls:

2) Dorine from Germany 29 whyear old blonde. A big strong girl with big tits and a few kg. Too but with graet service.

For me a great service also includes kisses with tongue and fingers in the pussy.

Bye Bye

Sdrumm, any more info on Dorine? Could it be my goddess from 2007 back again? (First I have seen her name or a variant of) mentioned since.

I spelt her name Dorean, but she was German, would have been about 25 then and tall, especially in her leopard skin boots.

Still the best session I have ever had, number 1 on my all time list. I wrote then (seems like I underestimated her age. My head was still spinning) :

"#1 Dorean, German 21-22. Platinum Blonde, killer body, firm tits, nice round arse. BBBJ / Mish / Doggy / Anal / COF. If you have not read my previous report, then I will repeat that Dorean is my best provider experience ever. Totally GFE, fun, attentive, creative. If I could do a Nigel from Spinal Tap. This one goes to 11 (out of 10). If I were kidnapped by terrorists and had to give 10 reasons to live one of them would be to spend another 30 minutes with Dorean. Look for the knee-high Leopard skin boots, they are her trademark and put her at about 180cm (5'11') when wearing them."

If she is still there, I may have to get back to Berlin at whatever cost to see her again!

Cheers

[Regnad]

I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing.

Um, yup. Unless you're planning to schtupp 10 maidens or more, there is ALWAYS more than enough choice. (Pardonez moi, if I've left an umlaut off the you in "schtupp." My German is imperfect.)

I've been to Artemis twice (and many trips to Hessen clubs) and am almost always on premises by 14:00 and almost always gone by 22:00. My trips to Artemis were last Thursday (the 3rd) and this past Sunday (the 6th.) Both times I left with a smile on my face, before 21:00. Both times, I frolicked with three fabulous young women, leaving behind quite a few more that were certainly fetching enough to intrigue me and my little friend down below.

I've probably made 30 trips to various clubs over the last five years and have not yet once found any trouble emptying my wallet. Simply put, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHEN YOU GO. Actually, it does. I don't like crowds, so I avoid Fridays and Saturdays after 10.

[Cryo73]

I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing. If you live in Berlin and have the luxury of choice this is quite understandable. If you are a visitor, go when you have time. Avoid the obvious really busy days / times and the really slow days / times. But I can tell you that I have had some real stinker sessions at times when everything should have been perfect. Likewise, I have had some great sessions at really bad times. That is the good thing about FKK bordellos, you never know what might happen. In trying to optimise your time figuring out just the right time to go you do sort of defeat the purpose of going.

In my ever so humble opinion.

AM

Oh man. I heard about "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance", but developing wisdom through mongering is a rare thing indeed. (*[/insert] chuckle smiley*) I never understood why scheming and planning leads to victory for some, and defeat for others.

AM, I don't mean to pry, but you're a brit living in Berlin on a permanent basis?

[Angus Magee]

Cripey I never meant to kick up such a shit storm on this evening crowd thing. And yes Tan123, Fri-Sat are the busiest of the week, somewhat predictably as with all clubs.

I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing. If you live in Berlin and have the luxury of choice this is quite understandable. If you are a visitor, go when you have time. Avoid the obvious really busy days / times and the really slow days / times. But I can tell you that I have had some real stinker sessions at times when everything should have been perfect. Likewise, I have had some great sessions at really bad times. That is the good thing about FKK bordellos, you never know what might happen. In trying to optimise your time figuring out just the right time to go you do sort of defeat the purpose of going.

In my ever so humble opinion.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Bro Rocketboy. I thought most nights during the weekend will be crowded? I was thinking of going the afternoon session this weekend to avoid the crowd. Can you please kindly advise on why the crowd will not be too big this weekend?Thank you

Cripey I never meant to kick up such a shit storm on this evening crowd thing. And yes Tan123, Fri-Sat are the busiest of the week, somewhat predictably as with all clubs.

So to try to be clear. It's just a normal weekend. It will be more crowded towards 23:00, but not unbearably so. You might have to wait a few minutes to get a room, and the hot items will be in demand. But it is really not a big deal, certainly not a deal breaker. The few days per year when there are large Messes (conventions) in Berlin can be a bit much, but none of this applies now.

Admittedly "crowded" is a subjective thing. I understand some who like the very chilled day atmosphere. For those who have their favorites whom they know are on the leaner day shift, it is nice. But if you are just an occasional visitor, the choices go up really by a factor of 5+ as of 20:00. As markets do, when there is more supply, there is more demand.

All I can say is, I am not especially fond of crowds but I would never hesitate for a second to go on a weekend evening-it actually has a nice buzz on when things are hopping. You can always chill downstairs at the pool side bar, or on the round pillows below the stairs, or in the lower cinema. Just go a little earlier, as Lord Magee also said in recent post. You will have 3 hours of optimal access, it will be more crowded 23:00-maybe 02:00, then start to thin out. Just synchronise your refractory interval.

[Tan123]

Depends how tired you will be Fri. But both nights will be fine-at least the fullest staff of the week. Crowds prob not too big a deal this week.

Bro Rocketboy. I thought most nights during the weekend will be crowded? I was thinking of going the afternoon session this weekend to avoid the crowd. Can you please kindly advise on why the crowd will not be too big this weekend?

Thank you

[Rocketboy0]

I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks

Depends how tired you will be Fri. But both nights will be fine-at least the fullest staff of the week. Crowds prob not too big a deal this week.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks

No problem, I was in the room with a girl until closing time at 5AM.

So you still have 6 hours of action even if you arrive 11PM. So go for it.

IMO Fri and Sat night are equally great.

[Oralover]

Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm. Full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.

I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks

[Peter Alan]

Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm. Full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.

"no brainer" is the perfect answer, thanks

[Angus Magee]

Now, a few questions.

Is this ratio (one in three girls being terrible) normal for Artemis, or was I a bit unlucky?

Is girl to guy ratio even worse on weekends, or do they invite more girls to keep the ratio the same?

How long do you wait for a room on weekends?

As RB notes it is always better to arrive at the premium time. The girl / punter ration is usually pretty good on any given day, even the really busy Messe days, if one can arrive at the right time. Trying to predict the over all ratio on any given day is next to impossible and it will almost always get busy after 22:00.

Room waits on the weekend are rarely more than 10 minutes. The girls do tend to get more impatient and want to do kino sessions etc. But if you make it clear that you wish to wait for a proper room most will go along with it.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Hi guys,

I have to choose between Friday night or Saturday morning and can see advantages to both. There will probably be more girls on Friday night and fewer guys on Saturday morning.

Any advice?

Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm.full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.

[Toscana]

Thanks for the report. Glad you had a good time.

I suspect you were just unlucky with the sparse line-up on the Thursday. You just can't tell in advance, although clearly weekends are going to be busier.

I remember Hilary well too. Good choice, there's just something about her. A great performer indeed (#2897).

[Sdrumm]

This is my podium after 2 days passed to Artemis and after meeting 9 girls:

1) Fatima from Bratislava. My favorite from last visit in August. Always smiling and cheerful and with excellent service.

2) Dorine from Germany 29 whyear old blonde. A big strong girl with big tits and a few kg. Too but with graet service.

3) Betsy from Poland 29 whyear old blonde very good service.

For me a great service also includes kisses with tongue and fingers in the pussy.

Saturday evening crowdes with waiting to find a free room.

Sunday very more quiet.

Bye Bye

[Peter Alan]

Hi guys,

I'll be in Berlin towards the end of this week and I'm planning a visit to Artemis. I have to choose between Friday night or Saturday morning and can see advantages to both. There will probably be more girls on Friday night and fewer guys on Saturday morning.

Any advice?