FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PinballMachine]

Maybe there's another choice in case you're a big roller and you've got a girl willing to accompany you. If you're one of these lucky guys: feel free to ask at the front desk and have your wallet ready.

Is this really a possibility?

[ExpatLover]

Hi,

Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself!

Chemistry between people is the key for great session, I never care about the reports from other just go with her and you will see, so many are so positively reporting about Mandy, Electra, Brenda. From Shark they are just average for me in the room and I will never had another sessions with them. Better you make your own opinion.

[TeddyBears]

Sounds like the hottie Shayen.

Hi,

Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself!

[KenzoTange]

My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.

Great report. Great advice. Thank you!

[Vito Corleone]

Hi gents!

Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.

Sounds like the hottie Shayen.

[TeddyBears]

Hi gents!

Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.

[Pharisaer]

I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.

Funda.

I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits.

Sorry, but IMHO she's in her lower 30's. - Not my choice, but nevertheless I like her. Recommended.

Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics.

Difficult. Madlen? She's slim, but not thin. Sorry, no idea.

Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.

Not at all. Thanks for sharing your experiences.

[Canary]

I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.

I don't mind this as I chuckle to myself that I've saved money & time on a girl who is probably crap in the room.

I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits. She can really deliver a good BJ & excels in oily B2B which I've found had to find at these places.

Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. For the last hour Her friend joined us for a threesome, surprisingly good also considering she was Romanian. My experiences with Romanians are patchy so I'm always wary.

After turning down a few more Sharks I could not resist another two & a half hours with Sandra.

In all a very successful 12 hours.

My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.

Note:

For those that like OWO some girls at Artemis will oblige & some won't, you don't have to be a regular attendee at the Club to get it. Yes they do want extra payment but the ladies I spoke to who were willing wanted an extra 40 for half an hour bookings & 30 for one hour sessions. It's all a matter of choice I suppose.

Personally I'm happy either way, the important thing for me is how good her technique is.

The negatives of Artemis is the main bar gets extremely smokey, the whirlpool is outside so can't really be used in the winter & the food is poor but the girls and sex is great which is really the purpose of going.

I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.

Also this year I plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say.

Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.

[ExpatLover]

Hello all,

I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.

This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.

Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.

Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here..

Don t need the name all the girls are like this in Artemis, this club is just a real nightmare for those who like to enjoy relaxing time with beauties at a reasonable price.

[KenzoTange]

Hello all,

I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.

This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.

Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.

Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here.

An hour later, I finally found someone else sexy from across the room. I motioned at her to come her. She motioned for me to go to her. I shook my head and waited. She came. Came up to me and grabbed my thigh and we had a nice chat. At some point she even put my hand my her breasts. That was it. We went upstairs. She knew how to treat a customer right. Spent an hour's price on her but finished in 30, but worth it. Her name was Roberta. I recommend her.

Artemis is okay. Compared to my old experience in Berlin with Kamilla Dee (rip), the service is much worse. The only thing good might be the sauna downstairs and how close it is to the s-bahn.

Beginner tips if you do go:

1) lingere night. Stand by the stairs so you can see girls undressed, or go on a better night.

2) take the s-bahn there and a cab back to save money.

3) don't pursue girls that have no interest in you. Even if she is hot. The service will not improve in the room. If a girl is chatty and flirty before the room, she will probably give decent service.

4) FKK sharks is better. A lot better.

[Traveller63]

I like Alef.

Took her to the room once and it was like shagging a dead sheep. Never again.

Outside of the room, when she is friendly she is great fun, chatty and likes a joke. When she is in a bad mood, she is cold.

Still, lovely to look at.

[Pharisaer]

Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her?

AFAIR she's still there (but I am not 100 % sure, sorry for that). Nightshift girl, starts working between 6 pm and 8 pm usually.

[ExpatLover]

Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?

I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.

BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.

Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.

On this forum we are all saying that Artemis is not worth a visit, same comments on the german forum, when it is like this better to try some escort can't be worse. The problem is not the address the problem is that when you are in the database it will be challenging to get delete and due to the fact that most of the girls are in relationship with guys being member of the HA therefore going on living in Berlin they also are aware that a future employer if any will have access to that database and clearly see that she was a prostitute what is not the best reference.

[Azymuth]

I'm due to visit Artemis on Sunday but your bleak report is giving me second thoughts. Already have a flight booked but it's a cheap one so I won't lose much. Have some thinking to do mow!

Was Nicole, Paige or Sidney working? (All blondes If you know them).

I don't know them.

[GTBoy1976]

Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her?

Thank you in advance.