FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PinballMachine]

Line up got better? If so, I may have to return to Artemis instead of going to NRW.

Better than when?

For me it's good, lots of variety, all kinds of flavors, colours and sizes.

[SoberWorld]

Am happy to hear she's still there. She is an amazing breed and is gorgeous. Her proportions are simply astounding and she's one of my favourites. I like visiting Artemis. Yes its a bit pricier if you think about tbe entry but the women and gorgeous and the atmosphere is always clam and soothing. I used to visit it on a weekly basis in 2017 and 2018 but work got in the way.

I plan to start again from this Saturday. Saturday noon time is the best. No big crowds. Lots of space to relax and a good ratio of women who are calm and relaxed.

Some of my favourites don't work there anymore. But Leila is still there.

I prefer spending 3 half hour sessions with her since I'm comfortable with her and so is she. No one bothers me when I sit down since they recognize me and know I prefer just a few select women.

Leila has an amazing set of knockers and is just about tight down. Makes for an awesome session. I don't try to mix it up since its all about letting her do her job as opposed to me trying to make her happy.

I will try another new one this week so will. Post about how much has changed at Artemis but don't think a lot has.

Happy mongering.

So I decided to go have a fun day at Artemis as more than 6 months have passed since my last visit.

Arrived at 1:30 pm. It was surprisingly busy both mongers and girls, but I was told there is a Messe so lots of clients. Lineup was around 50 girls, some familiar faces already.

I was looking for the legendary Lilia (German girl from Kiel) as I missed her and I wanted to see her (she was a big part of the reason of this visit), but unfortunately she wasn't there. Has anyone seen her lately? I asked the girls they saif they haven't seen her but a naked girls in your arms will always be jealous when you ask her about another girl.

I was also considering to have 2 girls together but this didn't happen this time.

First girl: Laura. Tall blond with a pony tail, enhanced boobs, grade A toned body. She is originally from Czech Republic. Good 30 min session damage 60 Eur..

[Mr Ho]

OK, was there the other day. Had breakfast around 12:00 and I would say it is like a 2-star rated hotel, slightly worse than an Ibis hotel. OK enough for me.

Dinner not OK, always rice, sometimes even mashed potatoes. Tasteless chicken in tomato sauce and peas.

I really think there always should be french fries offered. How hard can it be? Me too would happily pay extra for a good kebab or hamburger with fries. If there were a Hamburger and / or Kebab and / or pizza restaurant in the building or just next to there would be a constant flow of customers.

I have seen that the girls sometimes order pizza to the reception. Maybe that is a possibility?

Besides food, there were plenty of hot girls present.

Line up got better? If so, I may have to return to Artemis instead of going to NRW.

[PinballMachine]

OK, was there the other day. Had breakfast around 12:00 and I would say it is like a 2-star rated hotel, slightly worse than an Ibis hotel. OK enough for me.

Dinner not OK, always rice, sometimes even mashed potatoes. Tasteless chicken in tomato sauce and peas.

I really think there always should be french fries offered. How hard can it be? Me too would happily pay extra for a good kebab or hamburger with fries. If there were a Hamburger and / or Kebab and / or pizza restaurant in the building or just next to there would be a constant flow of customers.

I have seen that the girls sometimes order pizza to the reception. Maybe that is a possibility?

Besides food, there were plenty of hot girls present.

[Mr Ho]

Your dog must eat super fancy in that case. All jokes aside, there many criticisms about Artemis, ATM, food is not one of them. Always soup or chilli, then beef and chicken dishes with potatoes and / rice plus a salad bar. Occasionally pasta. Plus that food is fresh as there are many customers everyday, so no ingredient is old. Most days the food is just right. BBQ in the summer is perfect.

I always thought that since the owner is Turkish, it would be best to just outsource the food operation and set up kebab place and salad bar in Artemis, they can even charge few euro for kebab, I would not mind paying for it if the kebab place that has been outsourced and installed to Artemis is good.

As for salad bar, one cannot go that wrong.

[Danny227]

Skip dinner, you won't serve that to a dog.

Your dog must eat super fancy in that case. All jokes aside, there many criticisms about Artemis, ATM, food is not one of them. Always soup or chilli, then beef and chicken dishes with potatoes and / rice plus a salad bar. Occasionally pasta. Plus that food is fresh as there are many customers everyday, so no ingredient is old. Most days the food is just right. BBQ in the summer is perfect.

[Jim Quince]

Will be heading to Artemis early (like 12:00) on a weekday. What kind of food is served? Just "breakfast"? Is so is it good and varied?

Skip dinner, you won't serve that to a dog.

[DethManRulz]

What has become of good ol' Deutschland!

Mongering isn't worth the price anymore. Called Artemis to check and was told the entry fee is 80 euros. 80 bloody euros? I can have 2 young ones in Pattaya at that price. Plus I read the reports of girls charging 60 euros for half an hour. I have been to Artemis in 2015. And I don't remember the service to be anything memorable. I guess being the only FFK in Berlin, they are in their right to charge that amount. But Dusseldorf FKK's aren't different either. Nor are the Indies fun anymore. I tried a few and they were boring as hell.

Or may be I am just getting poorer & older.

The prices were the same in 2015, FYI.

[Danny227]

Just breakfast. Average standard, nothing special. Self service. Bring your own coffee from the main bar, avoid the coffee provided by the big suspenser in the restaurant.

Breakfast is good enough to eat and better than many hotels IMO. Eggs, cheese, bacon, sausages sometimes, fresh bread and.

Croissants. Some sweets. Not luxury, but just right.

[Pharisaer]

Will be heading to Artemis early (like 12:00) on a weekday. What kind of food is served? Just "breakfast"? Is so is it good and varied?

Just breakfast. Average standard, nothing special. Self service. Bring your own coffee from the main bar, avoid the coffee provided by the big suspenser in the restaurant.

[PinballMachine]

Will be heading to Artemis early (like 12:00) on a weekday. What kind of food is served? Just "breakfast"? Is so is it good and varied?

[Kuni042]

Agree this sounds like fake. Hope that admin takes notice.

Not looking so true. In you first ever post Sexaddict12 give the best review on the Artemis forum in so long time..

[Danny227]

1. Is a girl at Artemis?

There are 2 shifts. Early shift must (should) be in by 1100. If you call at 1200 Reception should know who is there, until early evening, (25 girls or so). Some girls will stay til 0500; some may leave at 2000 so you need to ask how long they will stay, if that is important.

The evening shift girls (more 50+ girls) start arriving around 1700 but continues over several hours. But then makeup, sports workout, eating, etc. so the actual night shift not really clear until 2000. Need to wait til then to be 95% sure.

So if you call at times that are important to you and are polite, you should get answer. There is "current" list of several pages updated every day. Just remember, it does depend on how crowded front desk is when you call. Reception can get stressed if many men in que. And still a little hit and miss - girl can get sick at last minute, and leave or just stay in room etc. Also sometimes girls go out for a few hours so being there may not be being there when you need it. Fluid situation, require patience to successfully discharge fluids..

Must agree with Ninja. This smells strange borderline impossible. Also, anyone who had a chat with this girl can easily tell the service described in that report does not seem to match her personality.

[TheGreenArrow]

1. Is a girl at Artemis?

There are 2 shifts. Early shift must (should) be in by 1100. If you call at 1200 Reception should know who is there, until early evening, (25 girls or so). Some girls will stay til 0500; some may leave at 2000 so you need to ask how long they will stay, if that is important.

The evening shift girls (more 50+ girls) start arriving around 1700 but continues over several hours. But then makeup, sports workout, eating, etc. so the actual night shift not really clear until 2000. Need to wait til then to be 95% sure.

So if you call at times that are important to you and are polite, you should get answer. There is "current" list of several pages updated every day. Just remember, it does depend on how crowded front desk is when you call. Reception can get stressed if many men in que. And still a little hit and miss - girl can get sick at last minute, and leave or just stay in room etc. Also sometimes girls go out for a few hours so being there may not be being there when you need it. Fluid situation, require patience to successfully discharge fluids.

Nooky Ninja has right. I did not make a handler boyfriend / pimp option. I forget to think about this option and this very possible.

[Nooky Ninja]

1. Is a girl at Artemis?

There are 2 shifts. Early shift must (should) be in by 1100. If you call at 1200 Reception should know who is there, until early evening, (25 girls or so). Some girls will stay til 0500; some may leave at 2000 so you need to ask how long they will stay, if that is important.

The evening shift girls (more 50+ girls) start arriving around 1700 but continues over several hours. But then makeup, sports workout, eating, etc. so the actual night shift not really clear until 2000. Need to wait til then to be 95% sure.

So if you call at times that are important to you and are polite, you should get answer. There is "current" list of several pages updated every day. Just remember, it does depend on how crowded front desk is when you call. Reception can get stressed if many men in que. And still a little hit and miss - girl can get sick at last minute, and leave or just stay in room etc. Also sometimes girls go out for a few hours so being there may not be being there when you need it. Fluid situation, require patience to successfully discharge fluids.

2. Sexaddict report on abfab Bulgarian.

Agree with Green Arrow; look suspicious to Ninja, like self promotion, or written by handler boyfriend / pimp. No mention of actual cost paid for "surprising (for 100 Eur?), highly wanted" anal, etc. Ninja ran out of breath reading with no periods in sentence. Seem more like snow job then blow job.