FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rocketboy0]

Often, you can see again the same girls from before in Palace or Oase. One thing I do not like, the girls have tolld me, Artemis controls them very strongly, almost like prisoner.

All this, like most things FKK is completely subjective. Berlin is so cheap, and getting here is also if you are a little clever, just check it out for yourself.

The "almost prisoner" comment is way over the top silly. While some rules exist in all clubs-like number of minimum hours, number of minimum days one has to work, all balance demand and planning for in-house beds, etc.

Having rules about what constitutes minimum levels of service is a very good thing IMHO. In general, everyone in Artemis is pretty friendly and tolerant. You can easily feel this vibe, in contrast to say The Globe in Zurich which is very tightly controlled. Girls for sure have been dismissed from A for crossing lines of customer, colleague mobbing, or drug abuse but that is to be expected. Artemis has its hard core team who have been there a long time and any can leave whenever they want. They don't.

[Slither]

Hi friends, I am a regular visitor to FKK's in Frankfurt and talking to one of the girls she mentioned about Artemis and praised it highly.


Please share your views, what do you have to say. Is it worth it to make a visit.

Cheers.

I would not go only for Artemis to Berlin. Artemis is OK but from Frankfurt nothing different or better, in my feeling. Often, you can see again the same girls from before in Palace or Oase. One thing I do not like, the girls have tolld me, Artemis controls them very strongly, almost like prisoner.

If you are anyway in Berlin for work, Artemis in fine, of course. For this I was now many times there and had good time.

[SuperLove]

Hi friends, I am a regular visitor to FKK's in Frankfurt and talking to one of the girls she mentioned about Artemis and praised it highly.

She said even though a little expensive entry is Euro 80, session is Euro 60 and beer is to be paid for, quality of girls is very good, wide selection from various countries like South America, western Europe, Asia and so on, not just from Eastern European like in Frankfurt. Better rooms and all different from one another, hygiene level is high as they get tested for various diseases once in every 15 days.

Plus performance level and satisfaction level of customers is also high, if a customer complains of a session the girl gets reprimanded and is probably asked to leave.

Please share your views, what do you have to say. Is it worth it to make a visit.

Cheers.

[Septimus1974]

I had my first visit to Artemis some years ago, a lot of beautiful girls.

Day one started 13 pm.

I was walking around in the bar just looking when a girl came up to me, I did some talking to her and we went to the room which was a great moment, to bad that I couldn't not remember her name.

She were from Slovakia, normal tall and nice body.

I would like to be with this girl once more.

After a rest downstairs I went to the cinema and right after a girl came and set down beside me, she started to feel my leg and and my balls a little and asked if we should go to the room, I could not say no and we went to the room with the cinema, she were from Germany with long red hair and slim body. In the room she behaved more like a a robot and were very quick.

Well, we will not meet anymore.

I thought about going home, but decided to stay a little more when I noticed a nice rather small girl with dark hair, brown eyes and nice butt, she went up to the room With a man and I decided to wait for her, but after an hour waiting I went tired and took a coffee in the bar.

Then I went to the cinema were great action took place, one couple were fucking and the other were doing 69.

Suddenly I saw the dark haired girl on the opposite side of the bar, but when I came up to her a man already were talking to her, too bad. After a minute they went to the room.

Then a girl contacted me, Daisy, I think she called herself, from Germany, I am very good she told me will you try me? She asked. We went to the room and it were a good ending of the day.

Day two.

I had great luck, I run into the small nice girl that I noticed the day before, she were very nice talking to as well, we went to room and she were just great in the room, we spent an hour together.

After a break I went with her once more. Stupid me, I forgot her name.

Too bad, but I had just two days in Berlin.

[Samplerr]

I have seen older comments on this thread of some men purchasing such pills, but it was unclear if this was from the club itself.

In most clubs you can find girls who sell Vitamin V, and other things, as a sideline.

[Frozty]

And for sure let her pick the other like RocketBoy0 suggests.

Something that has worked for me a couple of times is that if things have gone well with a girl during a session, I have asked her to get a friend to join us. The ice is already broken, one girl has already been delivering good service, and it is obvious to focus your attentions on the second girl when she turns up. Also happens to be financially sound as you don't burn 60 on a girl that you are not making good use of.

I agree that the lesbian show is very unlikely to be worthwhile.

[Rocketboy0]

:1) Is there no viagra or cialis-type of pill sold at Artemis?

One of the finest blues albums, ever: Muddy Waters, Johnny Winter, James Cotton (1977).

ED pills are not sold in Artemis because they are controlled substances and, believe it or not, the A is a bordello, not a pharmacy. If you need to pump it up, get a doctor's prescription (doctors in Berlin are not so expensive), and stock up at an Apotek. In passing, all presriptions filled in France are 23% less as les Francais don't charge VAT on meds. Not sure about other countries but it likely varies. Alternatively, you can use the interweb to buy various voodoo alternatives of differing degrees of effectiveness and risk.

Just in passing, not sure such pills will necessarily work after 2+ times, especially if you orgasm, and you want to again. You might (might) get an erection but might not pop. Other things involved and not clear after various enhancements you will become The Sperminator.

Maybe best is just relax, forget about pressure to cum 10 times and spread the entrance cost over x many girls, etc. Just enjoy things as they cum. It can also be a Quality vs. Quantity thing. Sex need not be like going to Cosco, to Americanize it.

[FromAmerica]

I went several days ago, and may go again.

Questions:

1) Is there no viagra or cialis-type of pill sold at Artemis? Their business could double, as a lot of men who can only do 2-3 might do 4-6. But I also heard that such 'enhancers' are illegal in Germany.

Is there a solution? What if you want to do more than just the first two, but can't manage to get hard for enough time beyond that (the smoke in the main room certainly does not help)? I have seen older comments on this thread of some men purchasing such pills, but it was unclear if this was from the club itself.

[Carpaccio18]

.... 3 somes tend to be bogus but if you must, let the girl choose her partner so you have a chance of some chemistry.

Yes, absolutely.

IMHO, the 3-some even tend to encourage bad service and worse behavior. It sometimes feels like the most "dominant" of the girls will watch over the other not to indulge in pleasure or be too forthcoming. With another girl in the room, the behavior can best be described as overly controlled if not downright hostile at times. During the interview they will typically give promises of lesbian shows and all kinds of good things. My experience is that the more graphic and promising the talk, the worse it will actually be once you get into the room with them. And forget about the lesbian thing, the seem to forget those promises the second you head for the room. They will still charge you for it though.

On numerous occasions I have been overly tempted and gone for this, when a couple of sharks have hunted me down in pairs. And in nearly every case I have had the feeling the experience would have been better had I been alone with either one of the girls.

So why do it? Well, that's the thing. On two specific occasions, it worked beautifully and have been some of my best experiences ever. One time I was with two sweet German girls. Both giving a 100% GFE experience, no lesbian interaction, but almost battling for my attention. "Please, now its my turn to be fucked". Amazing. I spent 3-4 hours with them. The other experience was with a long-legged Italian girl and a beautiful blond from Russia. In this rare case they did get into the lesbian action. And it certainly did not look like a show, but real action. I started out just sitting in a chair watching them on the bed. After some time the Italian girl turned her head and asked if I wanted to join them. She was on her knees doing DATY on the Russian babe, with her ass wiggling in the air. I strolled over, picked up a condom from the bedside, and went round and fucked her doggy while she continued her work on the blond. Amazing experience as well and lasted hours with everybody doing everybody.

Incidentally, both sessions were at FKK Villa in Hanover.

So I guess I am still trying to relive those, but frankly it is not an everyday thing.

Perhaps one just need to ignore the jibe about lesbian show, and try to find out during the interview whether the girl is actually into other girls. If yes, it might be winner. And for sure let her pick the other like RocketBoy0 suggests.

[Ravein2]

Some recent chatter about how Ye Olde Fick Fabrik works...


Each 30 minutes (or any part thereof) costs 60 E, and additional services attract an additional cost. All money is paid to the girl after the session ends, in cash. There is a "12 for 10" discount card available.

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A good summary of the workings of Poondorf in Halensee, it could definitely deserve a "sticky"-status. One detail though: the 12-for-10 discount card is for entrance to the club, not for entering the girls. . .

[Rocketboy0]

Some recent chatter about how Ye Olde Fick Fabrik works, and Kimino's earlier note about Sticky Posts (partly inspired by the situations he gets himself into.) has led me, in my twilight hours of postings, to offer 2 suggestions:

1. Excerpted with slight tweaks from Charlie123's great summary last year of all things Berlin (see the Berlin thread http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1637702&viewfull=1#post1637702), here is his take on Artemis:

FKK is a Germanic naturist movement, whose most concrete representation in modern Germany is to be found in the proliferation of FKK clubs across almost every big conurbation in the country (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freikoerperkultur for more info on the origins of this movement).

FKK clubs essentially large brothels, almost always with some spa or health club facilities attached to them, and usually with swimming pools, massage (EUR 30 for 30 min, 50 for an hour, Hammam also an option) and saunas too. In brothels however, you are usually led to a private room to select a companion and contact with other punters is expressly avoided. FKK clubs are totally different, there are extensive public areas. The girls and the male guests routinely hang around in the lounge or spa areas in mixed company and the changing areas and showers are also designated public areas.

Typically you would pay an entrance fee (80 E at Artemis) entitling you to free use of the club and free soft drinks and food all day. Sex costs extra (Eur 60 for 30 minutes, CIM 50 more, anal 100 more) and is payable to the girls. BBBJ and kissing should be standard and includedYou put your valuables in a small private safe, undress, shower and put on a dressing gown. The bar will be full of scantily-clad girls and a number of other men similarly attired. Chat to a few girls, pick one you like and go with her to the room for as long as you like or can afford. 'Basic Service' includes uncovered BJ and protected sex. Kissing and reverse oral are examples of non-cost items that the girl may or may not like to indulge in. Anal sex, CIM (cum in mouth) and CIF (cum in face) are examples of additional services that may be available, and if they are then a price supplement would apply. Each 30 minutes (or any part thereof) costs 60 E, and additional services attract an additional cost. All money is paid to the girl after the session ends, in cash. There is a "12 for 10" discount card available.

The FKK model offers many advantages. The chance to mingle with the girls before making your selection is a huge benefit. But FKK doesn't suit everybody; many people are concerned about the public interaction. It's not the purpose of this report to weigh those arguments here the Artemis thread on this website covers these questions in extraordinary depth and should prove very informative for anybody who is interested in learning more about the attractions and challenges of the FKK scene.

I would only add: there are 2 hotels close by, the Ibis to the north, the Kronprinz to the south. The Ring S-Bahns, and the S-Bahns going West through the city all stop at Westkreuz Station, a 5 minutes walk. Express Buses running down Ku'dam are another option, hoping out at Halensee and walking 10 minutes. The transport system is so good that really you can stay anywhere certainly in West Berlin and be within 15-20 minutes of Artemis. Sunday-Tues nights are relaxed but slow and have less girls. Dessous night (Wed) is the one night girls are not essentially naked. The Power Nights - Thurs. through Sat. have more options, generally better food, but more Mongers, especially after 2300. The early worm catches the bird.You can leave and return on the same day entrance fee as discussed earlier.

And by far the most important tip is take it slow, don't be overwhelmed by the initial rush and pushy seductive offers. Talk to candidates, feel out the vibe, take it slow, don't be afraid to say no, and if any sexual preferences are deal breakers, discuss them clearly and agree on what and how much before heading off to a zimmer. 3 somes tend to be bogus but if you must, let the girl choose her partner so you have a chance of some chemistry.

2. Write Admin about an FAQ section. I did this today. Ideally it would be nested under any FKK club thread, as another layer / tree. But there may be other solutions. I fully acknowledge the need for such a page and it would be helpful to newbies and keep this forum livelier. Don't post ideas here. Write Admin directly and let them sort this once and for all. At the bottom of each page is a Contact us link.

In the meantime, we can now refer to this entry for FAQs.

[Member #4347]

Though I am not sure about the specific tattoo motive (I know her arms are tattooed), but everything about your description fits Vanity from Hamburg, a young coloured woman, petite and large natural boobs. The other name who was mentioned by Peter be is not correct. Iman is another woman. Dark skinned too, but silicone boobs and a completely different body type, athletic and more something of an athletic MILF amazonian woman. Vanity, on the other hand, is still quite young.

I had a terrific time at A Thursday. All thanks to one particular girl whose name of course eludes me.

Wonderfully petite, exceptionally trim figure and large natural breasts. African complexion. With slightly blonde hair. Sunny, and friendly disposition.

She is from Hamburg. Tattoo of an angel covering her upper arm.

I had a terrific time with her and found her to be a very pleasant girl in addition to providing excellent service!

She has the tightest pussy I have ever experienced. And I have been with many petite women in my day.

I wish I could remember her name. Anyone?

[Warchild1972]

Maybe it's Iman. I'm in Artemis today and tomorrow amd possibly even Sunday. If I meet Iman. Let me jut be blunt. I'm fucking her Had an amazing time with her She has some blond hair, African complexion. She has a pierced nipple too as far as I remember. With something, a piece of jewellery, dangling from the tit Great blow, just loves sex, she's hot. Can't remember whether she has the tattoo you mention, though, so not 100% sure its her. If I see her I will look for the tattoo (while she's blowing me, preferably).

No, the wonderful woman I am referring to did not have any piercings.

So, Iman is a negative. How many ebony beauties of 157 cm (without heels) with a killer body (10/10) and a pussy to die for can there be?

[Peter B]

I had a terrific time at A Thursday. All thanks to one particular girl whose name of course eludes me.

Wonderfully petite, exceptionally trim figure and large natural breasts. African complexion. With slightly blonde hair. Sunny, and friendly disposition.

She is from Hamburg. Tattoo of an angel covering her upper arm.

I had a terrific time with her and found her to be a very pleasant girl in addition to providing excellent service!

She has the tightest pussy I have ever experienced. And I have been with many petite women in my day.

I wish I could remember her name. Anyone?

Maybe it's Iman. I'm in Artemis today and tomorrow amd possibly even Sunday. If I meet Iman. Let me jut be blunt. I'm fucking her Had an amazing time with her She has some blond hair, African complexion. She has a pierced nipple too as far as I remember. With something, a piece of jewellery, dangling from the tit Great blow, just loves sex, she's hot. Can't remember whether she has the tattoo you mention, though, so not 100% sure its her. If I see her I will look for the tattoo (while she's blowing me, preferably).

[Peter B]

Just arrived at Artemis I ah e the whole day and tomorrow too, its now 11:45 (this will maybe be published later by the moderator) I have met the beautiful Keesha or Kesha or something - 25 yrs, half Brazilian, half German, she says her BJ is good but she's a reluctant kisser. She's pretty hot to look at. Anyone has an experience with her? Should I?