FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pilyo]

Ciao Pilyo, thanks for the report. Is Carolina, blond, quite thin and with very small tits? Last time I went with Maya she was sitting beside a girl (probably her) and offered a threesome but I only got her.

Kimino

Yup that was her. I touched both of their butt cheeks, strangely to know that Maya's but is too hard than the thin taller Carolina softer behind. She also mention her personal website but I cannot remember it. If someone knows it please share.

BTW. I gave 70e. The 10e is just tiny tip for the extra squirting performance she did. .

Wait for the rest of my reviews, for I get wilder in other FKK's.

[Kimino]

A certain point in time, all ladies were required to leave their heels outside the rooms, is this rule still on?

Nope. At least it wasn't like this last week.

Kimino

[Kimino]

Carolina, Polish blonde.

Since its my first time in an FKK, Carolina showed me the entire place. Then we went upstairs for my first Caucasian girl.

Ciao Pilyo, thanks for the report. Is Carolina, blond, quite thin and with very small tits? Last time I went with Maya she was sitting beside a girl (probably her) and offered a threesome but I only got her.

Kimino

[Boofer]

A certain point in time, all ladies were required to leave their heels outside the rooms, is this rule still on?

[Sucker17]

Thanks for the novice visitreport to Artemis, Pilyo! I just wonder, has the sessionprice increased to 70 Euros, or is it just your way of tipping each session? You are free to do what you like, just remember that Berlin is already the most expensive FKK city in Germany so it shouldn't really be necessary.

[Pilyo]

finally, after years of reading all those hot reviews and stories about the fkks and brothels in europe, i finally made a 21 day sex tour of the fkks and brothels in europe.

i would like to thank angus magee, wanking and the numerous contributors and reviewers at isg for their help and assistance in this very enlightening journey which one could never forget for the rest of their lives.

day 1. fkk artemis.

my adventure begins in berlin at the fkk artemis on a wednesday 4pm, dessous day. upon my arrival at artemis, i was briefed by the receptionist about how the process works in the club. i could not focus on what she was saying because i could see all the naked ladies passing through the cash deposit boxes near the reception. so after i got my towel, robe and the bracelet, and taking a shower, i went to the bar area in the ground level. i was utterly amazed by what i saw, lots of girls in bikinis and lingerie walking around trying to have sex with you. i turned down two women who approached me, one with a black hair and one with blonde hair. don't get me wrong, these girls were very attractive. in berlin, there are lots of beautiful women. i could see a beautiful woman every 15 seconds when i'm out. put them in artemis and remove their clothes and you will see heaven on earth.

i was really overwhelmed by the sheer number of pretty women. utterly naked.

so, i sit in the bar stool and ordered water with lemon. they will automatically serve you sparking water. i was looking around when two polish blondes approached me and asked where i'm from. we chatted a bit and they asked me to go for a threesome. i declined and told them i was hungry and wanted to have dinner first. they said it was a good idea as they were also hungry. so, when the dining area was opened, i got food and looked around for a seat. however, the only vacant one is beside the two polish blondes who i found out to be maya and carolina. so i politely asked if i could join them, they said sure. i got duck quarters which were pretty big. i noticed that both maya and carolina both had big appetite. they finished the entire serving and came back for more. i asked them how they have this very slim and wonderful figure although they eat a lot. they jokingly said. lots of sexercise, of course! we were joined by a russian friend of theirs who i forgot the name. anyway, after eating, i asked carolina if she is free.

carolina, polish blonde.

since its my first time in an fkk, carolina showed me the entire place. then we went upstairs for my first caucasian girl. we went into a room and there gave me a very unusual sexual experience. at this point in time, i was still nervous so i didn't lick their pussy nor did i have bbbj. so as a rookie, what carolina did is really a milestone in my life. first, i told her to lay down and open her legs so i could see her pussy. she did. it was a very nice pink pussy but not a slit type. then, i put my finger inside her. she said wait. 'ill teach you how to make a girl cum by fingering. ' she said just to concentrate on this area near the clitoris. so i did what she said and after a while she squirted! she squirted a lot. wow, i felt i was a pornstar! she got some of her juices in my mouth which made me a bit uncomfortable as i really have no idea what it was. it don't think she squirted [CodeWord109], so its really amazing. so after that, i fucked her missionary and doggy until i came. i came after 5 mins. she was really, really wet. 70e.

maya, polish blonde.

maya is a very cute blonde. like the cheerleader blondes you see in the movies. she is around 5'3 in height with a slim but curvaceous figure. when we were in the room, she asked me what i want, i said bj and sex. she said ok and got naked. i told her to just lie down in bed and open her legs. i wanted to see her in all her naked glory. she was really very pretty. her pussy is just a slit, no labia hanging out. very very clean. as much as i wanted to eat her and lick her pussy as what wanking does, i did not. i was a bit nervous and a bit shy, being new to this. so after staring at her body and pussy for around 5 minutes, i told her to suck me. she sucked me and licked my balls for quite a while- maybe 7 minutes. then i told her to fuck me with her on top. so condom on, with lubrication. she then mounted me. she was so tight and so warm inside. after some pumping, i told her to lay down as i want to be on top. i pumped her slowly but firmly like i was her boyfriend and told her that 'you are the most beautiful girl i have seen in my life' i gave her a kiss, a small kiss, and then i came! after giving her 70euro, we hugged and then i relaxed at one of the sofas. it was around 7pm and the club was having more people, girls and guys.

spanish blonde.

my third session was with a tall blonde who claims to be spanish. i cannot recall her name. she has big silicone boobs. however, she has this very, very huge labia, which turned my off. during the session, i couldn't get hard because of my previous sessions and because of her huge pussy lips. anyway, after the session, i apologized, thanked her and paid.

susie, german blonde.

my fourth was with susie, a blonde german. she is a very cute, long haired blonde who is also petite, around 5'3. she has a very soft skin and body. she has a pierced pussy and is very friendly. i felt i was back in college again with a friendly fuck buddy. while in bed she licked my balls and gave me a good and wet bj. i sucked her boobs and nipples and told her to mount me. we fucked for about 5 minutes while she was on top and then i told her to lay down since missionary is my favorite position. i always want to cum in missionary. it gives me a sense of bonding and passionate love making when i see a girl's beautiful face. i don't kiss prostitutes but susy became the exeption and became the start of my kissing practice in fkks. after cumming, i told her that she was amazing, that she looked like a teenage model. i gave her 70e.

artemis is an amazing club where one could just hang out ogle at beautiful women, relax, sleep, drink, watch live sex and best of all have unlimited sex with any girl. this is truly an unforgettable first day.

[Rocketboy0]

With the new area added is this a good area for the non-smoker? I plan to do an all-nighter there when I visit and would like to see an option. Thanks.

Yes-Poondorf is a huge improvement and transforms hanging there for hours. People smoke but it is outdoors so not an issue. Very pleasant on a warm night.

[Kommodore]

Hello everyone. Visiting Berlin for just a short period of time and wanted to hit my first FKK. I've been with escorts before and always have a case of the nerves, but going to an FKK has been bugging out. I've never been to a place like this and have NO CLUE how to approach the women or how to discuss what I'm interested (pretty vanilla stuff according to most descriptions on this board). I still can't believe what they charge for CIM and Anal. Crazy! I guess I'm saving enough with the overall cost that it will still be cheaper than an escort. My goal is to fuck at least 4 women in about 4 hours. Half hour sessions each. I like quantity! I just have to get the nerves up to man up and get my ass in the door. I guess some of it has to do with me weighing 280lbs though. Kind of a kick to the confidence groin. Odd since I never have any issues with non-working girls.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to get over the nerves?

Why not just go to the club for a look around and something to eat and drink. Don't put any pressure on yourself. Just go to enjoy the facilities and if anything else happens, thats great! I'll be surprised if you don't have a really super time and more surprised if you don't visit the zimmer on several occasions! Remember there was a first time in an FKK club for all of us. After you have visited your 20th Club for the 1000th time, you will wonder why you were so fussed about your first visit.

K

[BadinSweet]

Hi guys, I have not been back to Artemis for over a year. With the new area added is this a good area for the non-smoker? Or the downstair bar / pool is the only good place for a non-smoker to hangout. I plan to do an all-nighter there when I visit and would like to see an option. Thanks.

[LrnInOut]

In fact, maybe you could just bump up the number of pills needed a wee bit, and we will all meet you in the reception and relax together.

Don't want to take it too far and end up with a softee. LOL. Physician was a short lived past life due to our wonderful tort system. I still can get some basics though and I'm always in a sharing mood.

[Rocketboy0]

I just have to get the nerves up to man up and get my ass in the door. I guess some of it has to do with me weighing 280lbs though. Kind of a kick to the confidence groin. Odd since I never have any issues with non-working girls.Anyone have any suggestions on how to get over the nerves?

Well, first, there are lots of what Cartman calls "big boned" men in the Bahnhoff, and a few are Himalyan in stature. So nothing to worry about. It is interesting that you have no nerves with normal girls, only ho's. That may well be a first.

But in a subsequent post, you say you are a doctor. So ah, why not just write yourself a prescription for some mild sedative or relaxant. Or Extasy. Or something really Hunter S Thompsonesque potent. In fact, maybe you could just bump up the number of pills needed a wee bit, and we will all meet you in the reception and relax together.

[Angus Magee]

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[Neutron Flux]

Next time, please try to remember the names of whom you go with and report more on that experience-would you repeat, what was good, what was bad, etc. Out of your whole report, only 3 sentences on that and only one name? With over 330 pages in this forum, and Angus' blog, I think Artemis facilities have been described thoroughly (you neglected the entire new outdoor area). A general listing of unknown, unnamed girls with whom you did not zimmer; well, at least you did not mention S-Bahns you saw as you were walking over the Westkreuz bridge. This was your first report, so cutting you a little slack, as newbees understandably find the whole scene somewhat overwhelming the first time. But if you RTFF, you can see that good postings focus on something new (like this terrifying Herpes outbreak that the CDC is tracking - Wanking ARE YOU READING THIS!!??), or be entertaining, or provide useful info on the talent front to guide mongers. Maybe next time, MaybeLater.

Well, I don't think he deserves the heat. He just made his first post and it actually contained a girls report. In my book that already puts him ahead of an estimated 90 percent of posters who never write any reports and a probably even larger fraction of read-onlys. Yes, the report had some structural weaknesses but those could also be voiced in a friendly manner. After all, getting a lot of fire for actually reporting is not going to encourage anyone to contribute.

But I would have another question that really intrigues me: How can you guys actually bone a gal who is dumb enough to have 'Abdul' engraved on her belly? I don't think I could actually uphold an erection mainly because I would probably burst out laughing if I were to fuck 'Abdul'. Maybe it would be ok from behind, but not in missionary or cowgirl, that's for sure.

To Lrninout: Don't worry, the girls will find you, just remember how to say no and not to agree to any extras you don't want. And nobody cares about your weight, as long as its not the weight of your pocket, I have seen guys in Artemis who were heavy enough that they even bring their own bathrobe presumably because no other would fit (and Artemis has very very large robes). Sometimes I think that about 90 percent of all FKK mongers have some kind of weight problem, either too much or too little.

[SuppenHuhn]

Isn't that Joy? The tall blonde one. I mean she also has Abdel or Abdul tattoed on her belly (side of).

No in this case it is not Joy. Palace-Joy worked in Artemis one year ago and then she vaniced without a trace. I think her name in Berlin was July.

Or they have same tattoo with same guys name? Or has same boyfriend.

Maybe:-))

There are also Lulu from Austria and German Nika with this terrible tattoo.

[Antex]

Hello everyone. Visiting Berlin for just a short period of time and wanted to hit my first FKK. I've been with escorts before and always have a case of the nerves, but going to an FKK has been bugging out. I've never been to a place like this and have NO CLUE how to approach the women or how to discuss what I'm interested (pretty vanilla stuff according to most descriptions on this board). I still can't believe what they charge for CIM and Anal. Crazy! I guess I'm saving enough with the overall cost that it will still be cheaper than an escort. My goal is to fuck at least 4 women in about 4 hours. Half hour sessions each. I like quantity! I just have to get the nerves up to man up and get my ass in the door. I guess some of it has to do with me weighing 280lbs though. Kind of a kick to the confidence groin. Odd since I never have any issues with non-working girls.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to get over the nerves?

don't mess your mind up, just do it.

If nervous, imagine that you shall get there for a swim in the pool and youll be picked up before you know it.

By the way, many germans weighs over 280 lbs.

Antex