FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rocketboy0]

What's that? Mistranslation of WTF? HB

Hi HB-yes, kind of-I meant it to be stupid showing how difficult it is to translate some things.

If you know a better way to sagt es auf Deutsch, bitte. I don't think there is a direct equivalent, and even in English, it barely makes sense. Don't know what would be the turbocharged version of "Wie, bitte?" or "Was ein Scheiss", which kind of approach the meaning of WTF, though far more politely.

Way off topic here. Just in passing, I find it pretty interesting that no other language uses a word that means arguably one of the finest things in life to indicate intense dislike or the absolute worst of something. To my knowledge only English does this. The most powerful derogatory adjectives in the few languages I know (German, French, Dutch, Swedish) all use completely different words related to animals, assholes and shit, devils and damnation. No doubt there is some weird ancient connection to how the English (as in UK) have their somewhat odd connections with sex. Italian maybe similar though I think as there are many words for "fucking" this or that, or fuck off or fuck you, I think they are actually different.

As a cunning linguist, Kimino might weigh in here. Then we must return to the point of the Artemis thread.

[Hessen Bub]

We did have a good laugh about it and she learned the meaning of Was Dass Fick.

What's that? Mistranslation of WTF?

HB

[Pistons]

Not only is this a shame, but it is also not true. The girls can do whatever they want. Some girls talk with me for hours just so they won't have to share a room with me. If you were told this 15 min story, it was a story.

Oh, that actually makes it alot worse if some of them lie as well. I guess my list interesting girls at Artemis just got shortened a bit now. I suppose it is inevitable that most of them just want to make a quick buck though. But lies never gets you far if your buisness is "sales" as it most deffinately is here.

[Rocketboy0]

I also think it is a shame that the girls are only allowed to talk to you for 15 minutes before you decide to go to the room or not. It seems way too strict, and I don't know if its good for their business in the long run.

Not only is this a shame, but it is also not true. The girls can do whatever they want. Some girls talk with me for hours just so they won't have to share a room with me. If you were told this 15 min story, it was a story.

- She remembered me, since I had warned her that eventually her youthful effervescence would freeze, and she would become just like the disillusioned girls, tainted by ennui and cigarettes.
For us habitual mongerers, many trips to the FKK can produce that same kind of dim disillusionment. Not a single session feeling meaningful in any way, that pursuing fleeting delights with wh0res, we are on the wrong path. But Busse restores our confidence in our choice. Although her gaiety may belie a deepening sadness, she was my guide to bliss in those moments.

"Frozen effervescence? Tainted by ennui and cigarettes? Her gaiety may belie a deepening sadness..?"

Well we know from your previous incarnation, the great American novel is still very much a work in progress. Raymond Chandler on crack, or, this is less Hunter S and rather more BS.

I don't know if you are aware of it but the ISG is well known to the Artemis girls and "Malik" asked me about this little post during a visit today. I tried to translate, which as you can imagine was not easy. Difficult to capture the olde Zeitgeist of mixed metaphors and non sequitors, etc. We did have a good laugh about it and she learned the meaning of Was Dass Fick..

Now that Angus is on sabbatical, I can rant at will. Very liberating.

But, in the interest of keeping the forum's true (explorer) spirit alive-I had a long postponed first session with Sandy (petit, very wide smile, Blond RO) who is one of the prettier providers around. While she give it the old college try, we did not click really and non repeato. Then went with Charleen (Amazonian, brunette, tall, busty (with a mighty fine pair of rare D+ naturals, DE) who could not have been nicer, was quite responsive to RBs wicked ways and versa vice-ah, and a most def repeat.

Also had a long chat with a very nice local who works for a relevant engineering dept and had some great stories about everyone's favorite vaporware airport (BER). Some internal discussions revolve around an analysis that showed it might be cheaper to rip the whole new terminal down and rebuild vs trying to fix it. In any case, it is likely to be at least summer 2014 before this Weltwunder shall open. Artemis is the ultimate office water cooler.

[Pistons]

I was just in Berlin a few days and visited Artemis some days while I was there.

I am not going to write about all my sessions as I consider some parts of it a bit private, but I can review the girls attitude, which I find to be the most important thing at a club like this.

- One of the bulgarians attitude seemed interresting at first, but the flirt is just a trap. Bad experience. She was a tall fake blonde with a fit body.

- I noticed the moldavian girl you mentionned here. Her hair is not curly though. Its all straight. She is cute, but a bit young perhaps. I think also Isabell is moldavian. Or is she Romanian?

- Jada and Susie seemed to me to have the nicest personality, and they are both extremely hot. Both blonde and below average height. If I would have any of these girls at Artemis as good friends, it would be these two girls. I suppose a few of the other germans are nice too, but I didn't talk so much to them. Jada is more the cool funny type. Susie is someone with a heart of gold and just a great companion!

- Then you have the experienced "hunters" such as Marketa and Julia. I think both really enjoy sex. Especially Julia. Marketa is more the expert at sex. The other girls should take a course from her, hehe. I guess her technique comes from her probably being the girl at Artemis who makes the most money. Just a hunsh from seeing her picking up so many guys all day long. The problem is that these girls are too "pro".

- In retrospect trying so many girls was a waste, but thats what a place like this is for I guess. Then repeat with the one or ones you like.

- I also think it is a shame that the girls are only allowed to talk to you for 15 minutes before you decide to go to the room or not. It seems way too strict, and I don't know if its good for their business in the long run. If we run out of girls to come back to at the club, we might as well go somewhere else. This is where asian clubs with the "barfine" makes more sense, although I suppose that wouldn'd work considering the prices would have had to be alot higher to keep up with the earnings of the top girls.

[Hunter S]

I was leaning on the rail by the spiral stair, looking around, biding my time between sessions, sipping some water, though maybe I needed some booze. But the next moment, I was next to her, Melek. Words passed freely between us, a mixture of English and German.

"Do we know each other?" she asked."I don't think so," I replied,"although you do look similar to another Turkish girl, Busse." "Ha, I am Busse!" she replied."I just had to change my name: none of the Turkish guys would believe I am Turkish." She continued,"So we do know each other: I thought you too looked familiar, but I wasn't sure, so I didn't approach you".

For I neither approached her, nor she me. We were just accidentally standing next to each other, a conspiracy of fate, an unintentional reunion.

To be sure, Busse has gained some weight: but from when I last encountered her, many months ago, her body fat was at a minimum. She was freshly chiseled from a diet, fitness, and surgical enhancement. Now, not so lean, but fuller. Whatever sight lost by her increase, so touch is amply compensated.

Since I was 'geil', we ascended the staircase (also, since her personality is so winsome, you know when you say, Yes, you are not making a mistake: one look into her eyes and you know error is impossible). She found my Deutsch amusing: "you know all the bad words". So I called her a s1ut and wh0re in jest. She was wearing just the remnants of a torn neon top.

Which she was quick to remove once we entered the room. To note though, I am one who prefers bright lights, so I enjoy the moments spent with girls at the top of the stairs. Once you enter the room the light of course dims. The counterpart is perhaps observing girls in the restaurant at the Palace.

In the room she remarked that her photographs were taken in there. She asked if I had seen them. I confessed I had not, that I wasn't too interested in pictures, since it's so much different in person, and most of the girls wear wigs or expose only their posterior to the camera. But I was happy for her that her career was progressing well, that she was now a cover girl, of sorts.

She remembered me, since I had warned her that eventually her youthful effervescence would freeze, and she would become just like the disillusioned girls, tainted by ennui and cigarettes. To my uncritical eye, she had lost nothing of her charm: she always awakens a special mood in me. But she did confess,"I am a lot more serious now: this job has changed me."

For us habitual mongerers, many trips to the FKK can produce that same kind of dim disillusionment. Not a single session feeling meaningful in any way, that pursuing fleeting delights with wh0res, we are on the wrong path. But Busse restores our confidence in our choice. Although her gaiety may belie a deepening sadness, she was my guide to bliss in those moments.

By the valuables lockers, I compensated Busse for her services, then headed downstairs to the sauna.

[Finite]

After having tried some 10 different girls at Artemis, I must say that the best one is a new moldavian girl named something on T. I kinda forgot her name, but she is probably one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen. 20/10.

One of the better experiences I had on my last visit was a petite girl, who called herself Heather. You can find her on Art's website, she's not blond anymore like in the pictures, maybe this is the girl, you are thinking of?
Actually she's the only girl I know of how are from Moldavia, but I'm sure there are more girls from her country in Artemis.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/img_0048-2/

Edit: Don't worry about not remembering the name of every girl, neither do I. Usually because of a large intake of alcoholic beverages, and sometimes because of having the focus on other matters than a fake name.

[Timeer]

Tiara I think it was: slim, blonde slightly curly hair near the end, dark eyes and 22 years old. Worked there for just 1 month.

[Rocketboy0]

the best one is a new moldavian girl named something on T. I kinda forgot her name, but she is probably one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen. 20/10.

Kimino is the good cop.

Kinda? So, she is one of the sexiest girls ever. 20 out of 10, and all you can manage is "something on T"? How can you not remember the name of one of the sexiest girls ever? Perhaps it is W "T " F? I mean, why bother posting? C'mon boys, get a grip.

[Kimino]

After having tried some 10 different girls at Artemis, I must say that the best one is a new moldavian girl named something on T. I kinda forgot her name, but she is probably one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen. 20/10.

Some kind o description so that we can identify her?

Kimino

[Timeer]

After having tried some 10 different girls at Artemis, I must say that the best one is a new moldavian girl named something on T. I kinda forgot her name, but she is probably one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen. 20/10.

[Rocketboy0]

Great reports Pilyo & Hardhat. The way it should be.

Just briefly, went to the Bahnhoff last night, full of Italians who thought Arts the place to watch the UEFA finale since their teams were out. But no waiting for rooms, just pleasant buzz on, with girls complaining as usual about all the groping. German girl of "Abdul" fame went up with a Moscow lad and implored him on the stairs to behave as "A Good Russian"- a fine name for a future Le Carré novel. Oddly a lot of regulars esp. the Polish contingent not around. Seems more and more they alternate between only one of the power weekend nights.

Had a plain vanilla but predictably good session with Jenna who has a shocking new short haircut. Made up for an earlier very nothing session with young Nadine (DE, dark blond brunette from Hamburg, busty, tats) who while friendly is just too young and inexperienced and I would not repeat. RB should have known better going so young, but he is a sucker when it comes to the magnetic mams. Wanted to try another very pretty, tall, busty, black haired sort of pageboy cut German (Joseline or something like that) but she does not kiss, so ohne kussen, ohne mich. Again with the new, always good to ask.

Crap weather so outside was closed but all scaffolding removed from the main building, and brand new super comfy sofa-like reclining chairs now installed around the downstairs inside pool. Big improvement as Artemis continues to spruce itself up. Wish the gene pool was also on their list.

[Pilyo]

The next day, Thursday, I went back to Artemis at around 5pm. The place was already quite full. While hanging out near the stairs, I saw this very, very sexy blonde going down the stairs.

Nicole, Czech Blonde.

Nicole is a very sexy curvaceous blonde, around 5'6 and is very friendly. When I first saw her, I thought to myself, wow, this girl is perfect. I followed her to the dining area where I joined her while she ate. I did not speak to her much because I didn't want to pester her while eating. After I finished my meal, I waited a little for her to finish and said 'Let me help you with that. ' I then took her plate to the kitchen. She smiled. When I came back we chatted a little and asked her if she's free. She said 'yes I am'

So, we went downstairs in the room near the Kino and she told me she was from Czech Republic. I told her I was going there the next day. I find it hard to concentrate on our conversation since she was there on the bed sitting with her knees up high so I could see her pussy while we were talking. So I just told her to spread her legs a little so I could see. It was a very nice pink pussy, as always. She was smiling which added to the allure and excitement of this event. I wanted to prolong this one way foreplay so I told her to 'please stand if its ok so I could see your body as this is the first time I've seen a girl this beautiful. ' She did stand up and modeled a little for me which added to my excitement. When I was really hard, I asked her 'Can you please eat me' She said 'OK' Wow. I hope every girl I meet is this pleasant and willing to please. Her.

BJ was very good. It was a slow, wet BJ. She gave my balls a good bath and after 5 minutes, I told her to lie down in missionary position. She lied down and I put my hard dick inside her. She was very warm, wet and very soft inside. After 2 minutes, I asked her to go on top of me. She did and I pumped vigorously while I was beneath her. Then we again switched to missionary where I could see her eyes and face for the finale. After I came, she smiled and asked me 'how was it? ' I said 'I loved it'. 'So do you love me now? ' She again asked. I answered 'Yes, I feel like I want to marry you' We both laughed.

Susie, German Blonde.

I saw cute Susie waving to me while I was passing through the bar area. So I also waved and smiled at her. While I was sitting in one of the sofas, she approached me and sat with me for a while. I was really getting hot because she has a very nice cute face, boobs and butt. I could still recall her very soft and childish demeanor from yesterday. Anyway, I was weakened by her sexual prowess so I gave in and went downstairs with her. While walking downstairs, I asked her if she could BJ me in the Kino. She said yes. When she gave me a BJ on the Kino, she was kneeling on the floor and not on the sofa. So I felt she was kind of shy to have sex in public. Her BJ was very nice slow and comparable to an amateur girlfriend BJ. So I told her, lets go to the room. So off we went to the room and there I again gazed on her very nice pierced pussy and asked her 'Does it hurt with the pussy ring' She said 'no it makes my pussy very sensitive' I then told her to go on top of me. After a while, we did missionary. I was staring at her face and then we French kissed like she was my girlfriend. I then stopped fucking her and I then licked her nipples, then her pussy. I am not used to licking pussy so I just licked to taste. 'it was sweet! ' wow. Then I continued fucking her until I came. We chatted a bit and then off to the cash box.

Franchesca, Romanian, Black hair.

I was very intrigued by this tall sexy olive skinned chick who hang out near the doorway near the slotmachine. She was always busy and seemed very confident. She was wearing eyeglasses.

It was late, around 2 am, I asked her and we went to a room. Since I was a bit intimidated by her due to her seemingly cold personality, I did not get hard. She sucked me for sometime but still I did not get hard. So I told her to just relax so we could just talk. No need for sex as I had a lot already. We talked a little and then she said that 'you should be the one to relax, just let it happen if it happens' And then she gave me a very slow, soft, sensual BJ. This made me real hard and we fucked in missionary and her on top. She was very warm and nice to fuck. After the deed, she said 'mission accomplished you should tip me' She said this nicely and jokingly. What can I say, I'm a nice guy so I gave her a 10E tip as per my practice.

Now, I usually hang out downstairs near the pool to avoid being pestered by the girls when I want to rest. However, when I went downstairs, I saw a blonde with a naked beautiful body lying face down on the massage table. She was being massaged by the male masseuse. This greatly aroused me and I found out that it was Maya. She was great but I never intended to repeat with her. But this scenario is like in the porn movie massagefreak so I was really getting excited. After her massage, I asked her if she free. She hesitated and told me she was about to go home but she said 'Ok' So off we went to the room where I tried my hand in massaging her again. She liked it. And then I fucked her doggy style while her tummy lay flat on the bed. We switched to missionary until I came.

FKK Artemis is a wonderful club. The atmosphere is lively and friendly. It gives me the impression that the girls are not really professionals and that they really enjoy their work as prostitutes. I also want to share this. While I was hanging out near the stairs, a girl I sessioned with before approached me and whispered. 'You've got to help me' I said 'what? ' She repeated 'please help me' I said 'Huh' why whats the matter' She said that the guy near the door has been asking her to have sex but she always refused him by saying that she has other customers waiting. Ok I said. What do you want me to do? She said to accompany her to the sofa inside. We went inside and chatted. I asked her why she does not want to have sex with that guy. She said that the guy gives really bad vibes, not to mention his bad smell. She can't explain why but she said that the guy is really kind and gentle but she cannot stand his bad vibes. So, guys Shower Shower Shower! While we were talking, I saw the guy approaching a thin model like girl. The girl just held her hand up and flatly refused him. So, these girls can refuse you if they don't like you.

We went home at 4pm. We closed Artemis and saw some of the girls dressed in their ordinary street clothes. They looked like ordinary cute and nice white girls we could see in the streets of Berlin. Maybe next time, Ill go there and request the girls to wear their street clothes for me. But this may cost extra of course.

[HardHatMack]

Got these sessions on my last visit to Artemis during this week.

Megan (GER)

Dark hair, kind of pin-up poster beauty. These nice natural boobs of Megan took my attention after her deep eyes. Love on instant glance. I could not choise better. We rushed into upstairs, BBBJ, then 69 with pussylicking of so gorgeus Megan. Can't really remember how it continued. Megan pleased me so eagerly. Fucking with diff positions. More lubricant into Megan's fab boobs and grande finale by titfuck. My great load of sperm was released into boobs and every tiny wobbler of mine was happy to land there. It was about 12AM and I had planned to do again with Megan later on evening, but didn't see her. This was indeed good start of my day. Love you Megan.

Carolina (POL)

Blonde haired, previously well reported nice girl. My second and last girl during daytime. Nothing to complain. Great attitude all the time. Caro- or Karolina put me down into rounded Artemis bed on upstairs, came to stand to of me and stripped all her clotches off. We had opened curtains of room window so there was good amount of daylight inside room. Nice view as Carolina's pussy was presented to me. Took it slowly and carefully with few positions. Was it doggy where I came.

Went into city and returned later for evening. Lot of new girls and plenty of good looking to choise.

Shaya (TUN)

Tall, slim, natural boobs, bit rounded ass. Real gem from Tunisia. Happy girl and my best fuck after Megan. Explored her private parts, got into 69, licked pussy and I got meanwhile fantastic BJ with red condom. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Missionary and slowly doggy until I came. Felt so good. Tip earned.

Magda (POL or LV)

Typical blond girl, whose origin I forgot. My bad. Perhaps from Poland or Latvia. One of worst fuck ever. Chatty on bar and I went into that trap. All rooms were occupied on upstairs so we went into those curtain coveder places behind lower level sexkino. Most of them were occupied too. Straight after I came into room started selling 1 hour time and anal, etc extras. I should have walked away on that point, cause selling was agressive. Body was looking ok, so I thought 60e session could happen. It didn't. BJ was not real BJ. Girl just stick my luckily stiff penis into her mounth,.actually only top of it barely, and did not move anywhere. Not good. It was just like frozen moment which continues forever. Had to get her into 69, but in this case even touching pussy was going to pay me +50e. Didn't touch so I flipped girl and started missionary. Did it for while into loose pussy. It did not matter how hard I pushed, girl was like dead fish. Could not finish and I ended the session. She even dare notify me I did not come. Felt it was just scam to sell me more time. Nice TAGheuer watch this girl had.

Maria (POL)

End of night. Maria came to talk for me when I was in stairs. Checked her butt and it looked perfect for me. Maria had blond hair, slim ok body, perhaps be-see boobs. It was good session. I sweat a lot during most hard banging of her pussy. That was no problem. She talked dirty all the time and it felt good. Rarely I can observe from mirrors how girl is bounching while fucked by me. Final hammering from backside and got powerful orgasm. That girl got my last drops and it was time to leave Artemis.

[Timeer]

Is Susie the one with a picture on the website (together with a brunette; Betty)?

If so, do you know if she works every day of the week? I'm hoping to find her there one day next week.