FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pistons]

You don't have any clue and you show it with every post. I am not a frequent visitor due to the reasons I have stated before. But I have been quite a few times. The first time about 2 weeks after they opened.

HB.

So if you are not a frequesnt visitor, then why comment here on stuff you are not updated on? This is low, even from you. If I read you right, you havent been there for years. What you did 10 years ago is of no concern...

[Member #4438]

After a day at Venus I walked over to Artemis, got there just after 9 pm, now I was expecting the place to be packed, it being Venus week, but surprisingly it wasn't, I went and got some dinner first as hadn't eaten much all day. After dinner got a drink at the bar, bumped into Anna the blonde busty Rom I'd sessioned with, maybe see her later, had a sauna and relaxed, got talking to Evan, I've noticed on previous visits but never spoken, a very good looking young lady, told her I'd come and find her later, maybe I should of grabbed her early.

Brianna half hour.

Was talking to Brianna, said she was Spanish, more likely Romanian, but she ticked the boxes and told me what she will do, so took her to a room, a decent half hour FK and OWO, very strong session, enjoyable time had.

Took my time relaxing in the lounge with a drink, looking out for my next target, got talking to a young blonde barbie from Rom, forget her name, have seen her in the club before, she has a friend with similar blonde with fake tits, she obviously took me for a dumb tourist, as she tried to upsell to two girl session with her friend, 3 somes isn't usually my thing, and I told her I was only interested in one lady, the dumb bird wouldn't back down, she said maybe see you later, I said no you won't, I won't ever go with you now and walked away, 2 minutes later both girls are doing a circuit from the bar to kino and back, empty handed, I was sat at the side, and I did chuckle, and say "oh dear no customers?" which the girl didn't appreciate.

Samantha half hour...

I was also there on Friday the 14th, left at 1 am. I thought the place was packed, with girls at least. Had to wait 10 minutes for a room but that may not be that much of a waiting time.

Virginia is the tall blonde with big tits and pouty lips right? She hates me as well, gives me those "I'll kill you" looks.

[Jerboa]

After a day at Venus I walked over to Artemis, got there just after 9 pm, now I was expecting the place to be packed, it being Venus week, but surprisingly it wasn't, I went and got some dinner first as hadn't eaten much all day. After dinner got a drink at the bar, bumped into Anna the blonde busty Rom I'd sessioned with, maybe see her later, had a sauna and relaxed, got talking to Evan, I've noticed on previous visits but never spoken, a very good looking young lady, told her I'd come and find her later, maybe I should of grabbed her early.

Brianna half hour.

Was talking to Brianna, said she was Spanish, more likely Romanian, but she ticked the boxes and told me what she will do, so took her to a room, a decent half hour FK and OWO, very strong session, enjoyable time had.

Took my time relaxing in the lounge with a drink, looking out for my next target, got talking to a young blonde barbie from Rom, forget her name, have seen her in the club before, she has a friend with similar blonde with fake tits, she obviously took me for a dumb tourist, as she tried to upsell to two girl session with her friend, 3 somes isn't usually my thing, and I told her I was only interested in one lady, the dumb bird wouldn't back down, she said maybe see you later, I said no you won't, I won't ever go with you now and walked away, 2 minutes later both girls are doing a circuit from the bar to kino and back, empty handed, I was sat at the side, and I did chuckle, and say "oh dear no customers?" which the girl didn't appreciate.

Samantha half hour.

Shortly after got talking to Samantha a Bulgarian, have seen her in the club before, large fake boobs and toned body wears glasses, took her to a room, and she was really good, FK and very fine OWO, I was enjoying this session, we had sex in several positions, Samantha was on top, and then she said time is nearly up baby, I looked at my watch and said no we still got 10 minutes left, so an argument then ensues while my cocks still inside her Wtf! I'm not a dumb newbie, and I don't cum in 5 minutes, I always make a point of checking the time when I enter a room, and pace the session at my speed, Samantha complained that most guys don't last so long, well sorry dear I don't cum so fast, get my monies worth, so that was a big mood killer, she stopped arguing and sucked my cock for 5 minutes we had left, I wasn't going to extend after her BS! A real shame as if she hadn't tried to pull this I would of seen her on future trips.

I took my time in the sauna and pool downstairs, went back up to the lounge and it was still fairly quiet, I walked up to Evan and told her I did promise to come find her earlier, she said she was having a break, Evan is a busy girl, I can understand she likes a little break between sessions, so I said no problem, come and find me later when you're ready, I'm not going to stalk a hooker all night.

Well I didn't go with anyone else that night, my nemesis Virginia still hates me hehe, she did look at me couple of times, and I went home at about 3 am.

Saturday.

Again this day spent my time at Venus, and arrived in Artemis at around 9 pm, again club was fairly quiet, got changed and showered, walked in the lounge to get a drink, and Evan was at the bar in front of me, she turned round and said oh it's you, we exchanged pleasantries and she moved on, I took my time had a meal and another drink, it was a surprise that the club was fairly quiet again, I mentioned it to a few girls and they agreed.

Vanity half hour.

Got talking to Vanity at the bar, nice black girl, been room with her on previous trip, couldn't see anyone else to catch my eye, so took her up to a room, Vanity is good, no rush or upsell, great OWO and sex in various positions, enjoyed the session, would repeat.

Had a break and some more food, then a rest in the lounge, place had got slightly more busy, had a drink and a look about, the two blonde Rom barbies saw me and kept walking, also said Hi to Samantha, but I won't take her to room again. Spent more time down in the wellness area, wasn't in a rush for a second session, went back to the lounge and had a sit down at the bar, what I noticed that night is Evan is a very busy girl, most of the evening she's taken, and she appears for short periods at the bar, as I sat there I watched as three guys one after another in a space of a couple minutes approaching her, she said she was on a break, she's that busy she can afford to turn guys away, as she did with me, one guy was determined and she finally agreed to go with him, she's a sexy girl, but I don't make a habit of begging hookers to go room with me, maybe catch her early is a good idea, but goes to show some girls there are busy, Evan must be one of the top earners at Artemis.

I didn't session again that night and left for the airport at 5 am, was not a bad visit, shame I got Samantha cutting short, and the two barbies trying it on, I will return soon.

[Jerboa]

Your post is rediculous. Chemistry is important. Allways is. The larger the nationality, the larger chance of conflicts. Also true. But also the larger chance of rules being made within these large groups. Italians? LOL. Girls told you this? You later tipped her 100 euro?

She also told you you are an italian stallion with a big anaconda?

Your comment about 60 euro tells me that you are fine with girls upselling. I never extend with girls that hold back during a 30min session. But with good girls I go 1h sometimes too... if you take the reverse approach to this, then you either dont have a good handle of your money, or you open yourself to getting screwed over by the girl(s)

Romanians are top girls in general I agree. FKK's would be dull without them. But at Artemis there is a bad group that has formed. Some of them seems to be gone after the raid though. So they are not as many as they were. But still influential.

Truth is without the Romanians many saunaclubs would of closed, I've had good sessions with Roms also.

[Hessen Bub]

PL: Well HB is clearly not a frequent visitor at Artemis, and never has been either.

You don't have any clue and you show it with every post. I am not a frequent visitor due to the reasons I have stated before. But I have been quite a few times. The first time about 2 weeks after they opened.

HB.

[Pistons]

PL: Well HB is clearly not a frequent visitor at Artemis, and never has been either.

[Troyster]

Any crazy shit happening on Halloween at Artemis? I will be in town Sunday and Monday night. If you have to show up in a costume on Monday I'll pass. Is Sunday a good time to go or is a ghost town (pun intended)?

[PussyLiccker]

All depends on MrHo's taste, and how many Romies he has tried at several clubs, and what clubs he has tried the Romies at. Probably has to open up his sampling at various places, and the truth will come out. Also, consider that people have differing ideas in what they think of good service.

Aha. So in a club with 60 Romanians, 10 Bulgarians, 5 Polish and 2 Germans the German girls would give the best service, followed by the Polish, Bulgarian and Romanians. Interesting theory. But only a theory.

HB.

Here is an example. Within the 60, you have higher odds that you sample enough that you'd find a good service provider. But also, there maybe more bad providers in the pack than say 5 Polish and 2 Germans. Or with such a few number of Polish or Germans, too few to say either or. Just luck has it the 2 Germans are good providers, or bad luck that both are not.

[Pistons]

Payforit: it probably comes from the fact the Mr. Ho has mainly gone to Artemis. And hit the same group I discussed.

Met lots of WG's from Romania who has worked in Spain also. Generally quite good service, but the groups that can form at german FKK's can turn it into a bad cocktail. Maybe it has to do with the rates they get in Germany which is not appreciating much year on year. Then again, whole Europe is stagnating and unemployment rate is high. So it is hard to point fingers.

[PayForIt]

In general, Romanians tend to give bad service.

Not all Romanians, but they mostly give bad service. Like 99% LOL.

If you really meant that Mr Ho I think you really need to consider your own performance!

I monger in Spain a lot (more than in Germany) where there is a far better balance of latinas and other nationalities. In Vive Madrid there are probably no higher than 15% Romanian girls, and maybe 20% in Scanadalo in Malaga. Yet if I had to rank my top 5 girls of all time in Spain (and trust me that spans about 25 years!) I'd put 3 Romanian girls in that top 5. In fact, my top girl in each of those two clubs, and Factory Air in Madrid, and in Artemis, Oase, Temptation in Vilamoura Portugal, New York Bar in Dubai and even in Cosmopolitan Manchester UK are ALL Romanian and trust me I am picky about good service!

So you've either had extremely bad luck. Or your estimation of 99% Romanian girls giving bad service was just a joke. You did say LOL after it so I'll assume it was the latter.

[Nooky Ninja]

Your post is rediculous. Chemistry is important. Allways is. The larger the nationality, the larger chance of conflicts. Also true. But also the larger chance of rules being made within these large groups. Italians? LOL. Girls told you this?

P-this was not meant as an attack on you, and apologies if you took it so. But you missed points or misunderstood much; Italian men comment meant to be ironic (everyone knows they are a disaster on the weekend). And 60 Eur bit nothing to do with up-selling or time. Only that just because you pay a girl something, this not overcome bad chemistry. This is essential point of good FKK experience; not where girl (or monger) comes from.

Your worry about cliques- so what, they are everywhere, who cares? There are many cliques in Artemis, just like in any office. Some related to nationality, some just friends network. But what goes on in zimmer is between one individual girl and you. If somehow you feel clique behavior influences this, you (the monger not you personally) have allowed this to happen and affect price and experience. If you cannot take charge of this situation, discuss and agree on what is expected before zimmer, or just say no if vibe is bad, no point in going to FKK club. Anyway, at least you agree with other "rediculous" points.

Whatever. Please now we just move back to real reports and enough of all this United Nations stuff.

[ExpatLover]

In general, Romanians tend to give bad service.

Not all Romanians, but they mostly give bad service. Like 99% LOL.

If you believe in this it is better you stay out of the FKK in Germany because most probably 90% of the girls are from Romanian even they will tell you that they are coming from a other country. Obviously I can t agree with your statement and over the years I had great experiences with the Romanian girls.

[Pistons]

Your post is ridiculous. Chemistry is important. Allways is. The larger the nationality, the larger chance of conflicts. Also true. But also the larger chance of rules being made within these large groups. Italians? LOL. Girls told you this? You later tipped her 100 euro?

She also told you you are an Italian stallion with a big anaconda?

Your comment about 60 euro tells me that you are fine with girls upselling. I never extend with girls that hold back during a 30min session. But with good girls I go 1h sometimes too, if you take the reverse approach to this, then you either don't have a good handle of your money, or you open yourself to getting screwed over by the girl(s)

Romanians are top girls in general I agree. FKK's would be dull without them. But at Artemis there is a bad group that has formed. Some of them seems to be gone after the raid though. So they are not as many as they were. But still influential.

[Nooky Ninja]

Indeed. But it is more due to the climate at Artemis than romanians in general.

Indeed not. All this nationalistic theory stuff is IMHO complete bullshit. And just from good statistics sample. If there are more girls from somewhere, like maybe 60%, then of course odds are there may be more problems reported from that group as there are more of them vs. others. But has nothing to do with national origin. Correlation not causation. That was HB point and he is right. There are many great Romanians if you choose wisely. There are great women from everywhere. If anything, maybe one generalization that has some truth is how fine Italian men behave on the weekend - something almost all girls at Artemis confirm. But there are also even Italian gentlemen Ninja knows.

Every 6 months this comes up like flu season. Pseudo scientists make silly statements that go on for days to show how worldly and experienced they are when actually it shows opposite. Then it dies out (yey).

Only thing that matters ever is chemistry. If you have bad time, mostly blame yourself, not because some girl came from Upper Fuckistan. Signs were probably there if you were observant enough, and most bad experiences avoided by saying no to zimmer if vibe bad. And many men, some obviously nuts, think just paying 60 Eur will guarantee them good time, when they have many "issues" themselves. Silly and show ignorance and inexperience.

How man and woman click together is individual thing, difficult to predict. Even in real world you can have fun date, then go to bed together and can be not so great. It just happens. Please now we leave metaphysics (or go to Lounge, or Bathroom) and just get back to reports that help others.

[Pistons]

In general, Romanians tend to give bad service.

Not all Romanians, but they mostly give bad service. Like 99% LOL.

Indeed. But it is more due to the climate at Artemis than Romanians in general.