FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Jerboa]

I got to Artemis early, just after 11 am, paid entry at the reception and got changed and showered, in the lounge it was still quiet, got a drink and sat on a sofa, recognised a couple girls, and they passed by to say Hello,.

Evan Half Hour.

Also Evan came in to the lounge, this girl is hot, Romania? Pretty face wears glasses, fit body and nice sized fake boobs, a quick chat to her, and thought it wise to take her to a room, as this lady gets busy later on, so off to the room, Evan can be a little bossy, but I was able to cool her down, she doesn't like her nipples touched, think this is because they are large that some punters will be rough with them like they're trying to tune in Radio Luxembourg, no kissing but a sensual session, didn't rush, OWO was very good, sex in several positions, this girl is stunning, a optikfick, but she does perform well, and doesn't seem to just rely on her looks.

Got a shower and a drink back in the lounge, few more girls had appeared from upstairs, said Hello, to Kiki ans Mya, as I was sat in the lounge in came my new punting friend, this was his first time at a FKK club, think he was enjoying it and taking it all in, so we had a drink and I filled him in on the place, and the girls, I noticed my No:1 fan Virginia in the lounge, she has dyed her hair brunette, didn't quite recognise her at first.

We got some lunch in the restaurant, then I gave him the guided tour of the club, spent some more time down in the lounge, I think my friend had gone off and found a lady, as I walked back into the lounge I noticed Jenna stood by the entrance, she was looking hot as ever, had a short chat to her, she wasn't free, waiting for a customer, so said hopefully see her later, it got to about 5 pm, I hadn't yet checked into my hotel, so got dressed and as I went to reception bumped into Suna on the stairs, this young lady is Thai, but has lived in Germany most of her life, and she's very pretty, like a little Asian doll, I'd talked to her in the past, but never taken her to a room, had a quick chat, told her I'd be back later, and informed reception I'd return, you write your name and locker number on a piece of paper, so you don't need to pay entry again, my hotel was nearby and was back in Artemis in half hour.

Back in the lounge, had a drink and caught up with my friend, he'd made a new buddy a Emirati guy, he has visited Artemis many times, we got a drink, I bumped into Virginia as we went to take a seat, and I just said I hadn't recognised her at first, and complimented her new hair, she said thank you, so I'm slowly thawing out this ice queen. Me and the guys had a chat, and scoping out new girls, then went and got some dinner, which wasn't bad, afterwards let my dinner digest and took a seat in the lounge. Noticed Jenna was still with the same guy sat in the lounge, some guys seem to book her for several hours to spend time with, she is a nice lady, but if the meter is running at 2 a minute I don't see the point myself, and it a bit annoying for other guys like me who want to take Jenna to a room.

Suna Half Hour.

Suna who I'd spoke to earlier was in the lounge, she is obviously one of the popular girls in the club, as she gets busy, she spotted me and took no time at all to decide to take her upstairs, had a great 30 minutes with Suna, didn't kiss but this isn't a big deal for me, OWO was very good, her body is great, I let Suna suck me off for some time, then had sex in cowgirl, doggy and mish to finish, Suna is very interactive, and gets into the session, or is a good actress, a very good looker who perform well and seems a nice person, would have to see her again.

The rest of the night I took time out down in the sauna, or back in the lounge looking out for another lady, I seem to have become more fussy over time, couldn't decide who next, Jenna had disappeared and there was a lack of barbie type ladies, so had another sauna and rest downstairs.

Ella Half Hour.

This blonde Russian MILF I'd seen before, nice petite body, this was a mistake taking her again, but I wanted to give her a second chance, previously she tried cutting me on time by 10 minutes, and surprise surprise exactly the same thing happened again, she is good in the room, OWO was well done, but she tried to rush quickly to sex, which I stopped her doing, after I've cum a couple of times it usually takes me a while to cum again, Ella obviously is used to guys shooting quickly, so she tried cutting my time, but I told her I know what time we entered the room, I mean if we're paying for a half hour and it takes that time then ladies should take it on the chin not try to rip off guys, on the other hand there is times when I shoot before times up, and I don't make a point to stay until my times done, think some ladies mentality is it's only 60 basic service.

By this time it was late, I was sat at the bar talking to Vanity and her friend Akira or was it Kira? Another Thai-German girl, very pretty has a few tattoos, I wasn't bothered about another session, and Akira said she had clocked off, so had a chat and a drink, then went home about 3 am.

Saturday 19th.

Got to Artemis early, about 11:30, same procedure as usual, paid reception and got changed, the lounge was fairly quiet as usual this early in the day, I got a coffee and took a seat, a couple of girls tried to tempt me, but I didn't bite, had a sauna downstairs in the wellness, and got a drink.

Jenna 1 Hour.

So I'd noticed Jenna down in the lounge earlier, as I walked back in she was sat at the end of the bar with a couple of other ladies, so went straight over, had a chat, and asked if she was free, she was free, so we took a seat in the sofa nearby for a chat, had been nearly a year since I had last seen her, the year has flown by, she had had a bad year, she'd gone for another bigger boob op, but had had problems and a infection after surgery, Jenna is back up to 1575 CC implants after a long absence from Artemis. She is back to her huge titted barbie doll look, her boobs sitting in a quarter cup bra for support, sticking out like two scud missiles! So after a quick catch up we went upstairs to a room, still early so no waiting, I had a excellent hour with Jenna, DFK, OWO, 69, she didn't mind me touching her boobs, they feel amazing, sex was good as usual, in several positions, only minor issue is she cut our time short by about 10 minutes, was taking me a while to cum, so she probably had enough.

Took my time chilling out in the club, using the wellness area, having a sauna, and a jacuzzi outside, I hadn't had much sleep, so took a sleep down by the pool for a hour, which did me some good, refreshed and ready for the night ahead. Had some dinner and sat in the lounge to see what talent was about, a good selection of ladies, made a few mental notes, and had a few try to tempt me to a room.

Suna Half Hour.

After a bit of a chill in the lounge I fancied another session, I couldn't decide, then I noticed Suna was doing a walk of the lounge, she is one girl who is fairly busy, hadn't seen her for a few hours, and had a good time with her the previous day, so grabbed her hand and took her to a room, had a 5 minutes wait for a room, so wasn't to bad, In the room Suna was a nice sweet girl, a very good session, prolonged oral and no rushing, and good and enthusiastic sex, Suna is a little submissive and seemed to get into being controlled, this young lady is great, very pretty like a doll, and a proficient service.

Had a sauna and a rest by the pool, took a wander about, several ladies wanted to go room, I seem to become fairly fussy, was looking for a barbie type saw Jenna again back by the lounge entrance, asked if she was free, but she was waiting for her next customer, never mind, but I was after another barbie type, saw Brigitta walking the lounge, had a chat to her, we have history, I've sessioned with her a few months ago, where she'd cut me on my time, yes I probably should of missed her, but I wanted a fake boobed blonde, well Brigitta wasn't having it, she reminded me that we hadn't got on before, yes I had been firm but fair when she tried to cut my time, but I'm not a guy who goes out to be rude or agressive to the ladies, but Brigitta said I told her she was ugly and a bad person, I was like WTF! No idea where she got that recollection from, there would be no point me being that nasty, as it would achieve nothing, just hope I don't get labelled as a bad guy, as we know the ladies talk, and if Brigitta has the hump with me she could try to [CodeWord134] on my bonfire.

Well time was getting on, had taken a seat by the bar, and was talking to Vanity and Akira, they seemed to of called it a night, and were sharing a 300 bottle of champagne, so business must of been good, so was looking for one last session, as usual I couldn't decide.

Cecille Half Hour.

This young and pretty barbie blonde Romanian I'd spoken to previously in the club, nice tanned and slim figure, and a decent medium pair of fake boobs, took her to a room, she was good, OWO was rather well done, I had to slow her down a little, but that isn't to much bother, sex was good, she was athletic and took a pounding, did cowgirl, doggy, and then on to mish, pulled out and cum in condom.

Cecille wasn't amazing, but not bad either, a very pretty young ROM girl, did just enough.

So by this time I was ready to leave, had a early flight from Schnefeld, so got dressed and out the door by 03:30, a shame I didn't see Priscilla working that weekend, will look out for her next visit.

[DavidFuk]

Was there last Friday, really so so club, will not return for sure in the coming months. Girls are average old and are looking like prostitutes, never was having the feeling of fresh, young women like in Shark, Oase or World.

I visited on Saturday 12 November and Sunday 20 November (either side of passing through Berlin either side a a business trip). On the Saturday it was very crowded, both customers and girls, and the comment about the variety of girls available is true in my opinion. I managed to find Rosali with whom I have been with many times and she gives excellent service. Otherwise might well have left without going with any of the other girls I saw.

The Sunday visit was less crowded but the variety was again very poor and many older and just not attractive girls some of them with poor attitudes, especially when declined. I went with a girl from the Cameroons, enhanced breasts, who name I cannot remember but her service was awful.

Of course, this last encounter could happen anywhere but this club as definitely gone downhill in recent times.

[Exodus8]

You may be right. But meanwhile, interested peoples can watch 2 new TV series just out: Space Station Chlamydia 9 and Pestworld, and George Mucous making film: Return of the Herpes. And of course, we live in Germ any. Am afraid to even go outside without full body condom.

But- have 2 friends, highly trained, demanding, professional mongers, they went to A last Friday, said all was good, not too crowded, some nice new girls, food not bad, and they are still alive. Probably still 2 weeks left before girls slowly start leaving for holidays.

Hahaha. I might visit A again hopefully the prepaid free entries still works even though its been over a yr.

Bc they are ninjas warriors with chi to protect them from diseases, LOL.

[ExpatLover]

Correct.

Please can someone write real report of experience and current line up, house mood vs all these tired, old themes and theories. Or go to lounge. No problem with this there. But here, Artemis thread is sinking in swamp of blah blah blah. Many good writers gone. Hope others speak up.

Was there last Friday, really so so club, will not return for sure in the coming months. Girls are average old and are looking like prostitutes, never was having the feeling of fresh, young women like in Shark, Oase or World.

[Nooky Ninja]

Ninja you have to wait for the return of the padawan to get a good report it seems. This thread turned into the disease talk thread, LOL.

You may be right. But meanwhile, interested peoples can watch 2 new TV series just out: Space Station Chlamydia 9 and Pestworld, and George Mucous making film: Return of the Herpes. And of course, we live in Germ any. Am afraid to even go outside without full body condom.

But- have 2 friends, highly trained, demanding, professional mongers, they went to A last Friday, said all was good, not too crowded, some nice new girls, food not bad, and they are still alive. Probably still 2 weeks left before girls slowly start leaving for holidays.

[ThongLove]

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[Exodus8]

Correct.

Please can someone write real report of experience and current line up, house mood vs all these tired, old themes and theories. Or go to lounge. No problem with this there. But here, Artemis thread is sinking in swamp of blah blah blah. Many good writers gone. Hope others speak up.

Ninja you have to wait for the return of the padawan to get a good report it seems. This thread turned into the disease talk thread, LOL.

[Nooky Ninja]

Well, herpes is rampant. (both HSV1 and HSV2) but perhaps nobody cares about that.

Correct.

Please can someone write real report of experience and current line up, house mood vs all these tired, old themes and theories. Or go to lounge. No problem with this there. But here, Artemis thread is sinking in swamp of blah blah blah. Many good writers gone. Hope others speak up.

[DethManRulz]

Anyways, I never even heard of getting hard STD at FKK clubs as well.

Well, herpes is rampant. (both HSV1 and HSV2) but perhaps nobody cares about that.

[Mr Ho]

Even if the girls get tested now and then you should always be careful and always use the condoms. 1 person out of 7 that have HIV in Europe doesn't know that they have HIV.

On average, it takes almost four years before HIV infection is diagnosed.

The number of new HIV infections were record numbers in Europe last year. Over 153,400 compared to the 142,000 of 2014.

There are more then 2 million people in Europe living with HIV.

There are a lot of girls in FKK-clubs that offer sex without condoms for an extra 100 euro or so. I have had that offer at Sharks a couple of times. Stupid risk to take.

Did you guys ever hear about FKK girls getting contracted HIV in any of the FKK? I never heard it.

At least there is in house MD in Artemis though. Most clubs do not have that.

Anyways, I never even heard of getting hard STD at FKK clubs as well.

Just using condom could be fine, it will protect you for great extent.

The risk is oral, but it is so low.

[FlyByCable]

Even if the girls get tested now and then you should always be careful and always use the condoms. 1 person out of 7 that have HIV in Europe doesn't know that they have HIV.

On average, it takes almost four years before HIV infection is diagnosed.

The number of new HIV infections were record numbers in Europe last year. Over 153,400 compared to the 142,000 of 2014.

There are more then 2 million people in Europe living with HIV.

There are a lot of girls in FKK-clubs that offer sex without condoms for an extra 100 euro or so. I have had that offer at Sharks a couple of times. Stupid risk to take.

[DethManRulz]

They do at Artemis. Where's that piece of land?

HB.

I've talked to girls at Artemis that said they get tested every two weeks, others that said every month and others that said they aren't on a schedule, but that it's supposed to be every two weeks.

Sounds too loose.

[AxelM84]

Anyone around on Dec 7th or 8th to hang out and give some inside tips for a newbie regarding clubbing in the Artemis?

[Hessen Bub]

If someone can find me a person who actually believes the girls get checked regularly, and that that testing has much impact... Then I have a piece of land to sell you in Florida. Please get back to me.

They do at Artemis. Where's that piece of land?

HB.

[Jerboa]

If someone can find me a person who actually believes the girls get checked regularly, and that that testing has much impact... Then I have a piece of land to sell you in Florida. Please get back to me.

No idea how regular they are checked, but on my recent trip Vanity had a little plaster on her arm where she'd obviously had blood taken.