FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Ortos]

Thanks, Cento for a great, detailed and long report. A good view into Artemis. Seems like there is a huge population of good looking reasonably talented girls.

However, I was a bit alarmed by your comment at the end when you said not one of the many, many girls you sessioned with offered bbbj. Did you in fact request it each time and you were denied this service? or are you saying that there is a specific policy amongst the girls not to offer it? Does this mean Artimis is a cbj zone only? Wow! I am esp surprised in that I thought many of the girls currently at Artemis are ex-starts at some of the wll known Hessen clubs like Oase. Did you meet a stunning blonde Lithuanian girl named Selina?
or a sexy long-legged burnette from Moldova called Lizzy? These and some others who used to be at Artemis were definite practioners of bbbj.

Well thanks again for your report...

Ortos

[Cento]

I have gone to Berlin before and I always do a variety of things: Bars – outcall. Fkk- incall.

This time I thought I would focus on Artemis.

I spent 3-8 hours there every day and came to some conclusions that might be of help here:

I realized that you have to spend a lot of time here to have a good time and get your moneys worth.

If you go for short time you will not see (and speak to) all the girls so chances are you will not get what you really want.

So I took my time after entering and 1-2 hours relax sauna eat drink and meet all the girls I was interested in. And a lot I was not interested in. I also observed wich girls were busy or not and how they behaved generally are they smiling? Chatting? And who they hang out with because girls that hang out together might have the same way of working and acting. When Arriving I did my stuff waiting and talking so I saw everyone and decided I liked 5-6 girls so now I all I had to do is approach them.

LORENA from Colombia: The first day no time for being too choosy so I took Lorena. Nice face nice tits but a bit overweight. Nice enough attitude though and had a good 30 min together.
Face 9 body 6 performance 8

JOY from Lithuania was a very nice personality slim, but a bit shaggy tits. We had a good session she said she had an orgasm but I have no evidence of that so.
Face 7 body 7 performance 10

ESTELE German had me at Hello, as you can rarely meet a girl who can carry a conversation like her and we talked for 15 min before we went upstairs. That has always worked better for me as I don’t respond t the lets fuck approach some girls use. Also nice to talk about all the countries we have visited as she is well traveled also.
Face 8 body 8 performance 9 total packages 9 (this cannot be explained with math)

MADLEEN from Russia was the most beautiful girl I saw in Artemis and for that I hesitated to go with her but the experience of going with a girl so pretty won so there I was surprised that she was great performance also. (No GFE but great)
Face 10 body 10 performance 9

CARMEN: from Spain Valencia. Now it’s late and I am resting but Carmen has a different idea. She makes out with me for 20 minutes on the sofas so now my "little friend" has the same idea as her as she was all ove me. And a good idea they had.
She is for me the one to look for in Artemis as she was star performance. There is no German "professionalism" in her.
She gives you the idea that that she is into it and wants it. And if she is acting than give her the Oscar. PSE+GFE .
She looks at you like she wants to eat you. she gave me some evil eye as she saw me coming down from a session!!!
Face 9 body 9 performance 10+


ROMY from Spain Malaga: She was my choice for the day before but didn’t get around to it. Blame it on Carmen. Anyway she had nice body and tits (8-9) her tits were enhanced but you could not tell easily. Everything went great but it was the most rushed session I had. I didn’t try other positions as she had control and gave me the impression she was too professional and a bit rushing things. Bbj and one position and that was it. Over in less than 15 minutes and out of the room in 15 seconds. I thought her husband had come home from work and caught us or something. Face 8. 5 body 8. 5 performance 7

ESTELE German: Even though I had decided not to go 2 times with anyone of these girls in a moment of weakness I gave in to this wonderful sweet girl and had a session with her. Not as nice as the first one because we were both tired and she had been working 10 hours without a break but still above average. And if I knew that beforehand I would have saved her for some other time.

Face 9 body 8 performance 9

ANDRA: From Romania: She was one of the sweetest faces there. She never bothered or even looked or asked anyone and this was kind of aproblem for someone who wants to approach her. There are some girls like that who always hang out with someone else and even if the group passes through she is never the one to talk to you or even look at you much. And as she was always sitting and talking with 2-3 gils its hard to go to her. Another example is 2 girls with long culry hair (look like twins from far) who eventhough I wanted could never get the chance to talk to them. Even for a second. Always together and never look at you for more than 1 second. I didn’t see them busy all the days. And they were 8-9. Anyway I have been interested in Andra on previus visits also but now it was on so she was a lot of fun in the room in a kd kind of way. This means she acted like a 15 year old at times. I have stoped aking the girls ages but I would guess 22-26. She is shy and she opened up to my humor and had a good time also. The next day she was on attack offering me a trio with her big.1. 80- friend. Face 9 body 8 performance 9 (it’s a small problem when she opens her mouth but she can use it for good also)

CAROLINA1 from Lithuania. I decided this day to go early and when I was getting on the train this girl came in behind me and I was interested in her. When I noticed that she also got of at westkruz my imagination flew. So when I saw her 1 hour later in the downstairs bar I jumped at the chance. Of coarse I first talked to her for 5.10 minutes to find out that she was one of the nicest girls you can meet. A bit shy at times but honest and the look in her eyes was something else. Like her friend the blond I met later but didn’t get a chance to session (no name sorry) Lithuanian also blond a kilo or 2 in the thigh area nice face nice eyes.
The time was up an I was long way from finishing so I extended to an hour as I didn’t want to let her ruin the mood by thinking of the time. You have to prognose this because you can't expect a girl even as nice as her to make the time more for you.
Also some times even if the girl is nice and pretty and great body you find out you are not very compatible with her. Not the case here. Much fun had by me.
Face 8. 5 body 8. 5 performance 9

LEKI: from Thailand: I was trying to get a massage for 2 days but the guys downstairs had no English and were too busy. So I got a better deal from Leki: Sex and massage in one. She was no more than 1. 50 height and she worked in massage parlors before. So I got a 10 min massage and she got 20 min pounding and all was ok.
I must say that it was hard to approach her as I tried 2-3 times but she was not smiling and not continuing the conversations I started. So I thought no because she is a bit hostile.
But finaly I went to her at some point and said. Why are you not smiling?
She said I have no man no room and no money.
We talked a bit and when I found out she could massage I didn’t hesitate. It was money going to the massage guys anyway. So when I was paying her she smiled and I say "ok you have smile you have man you have room you have money"
One thing I observed watching her is she is not chasing the work to much (she hangs out a bit with a very pretty short chubby blond)
Face 8. 5 body 8. 5 performance 10

VIAGRA from Bulgaria: This girl was on my list all the previous days. We talked over 10 times every day. She chases the job very much and is very busy. She ended up being "mad "at me for not going in the rooms with her. So the last day as she was tired of chasing me she tells me "Don’t speak to you no more" always tomorrow. Tomorrow.
So when I got the chance I went to her at the bar it took her 10 minutes to get over the shock.
Face 8 body 9 performance 9

CAROLINA from Poland. Had seen her all previous days and was not on my list and since it was my last session I had 3-4 candidates. (very nice body nice face nice eyes nice blond hair Barbie like total) so I was resting and listening to some music upstairs where at 2200-02000 is quite good and she sat with me at least 30 minutes talking and having fun and joking around. So in my book she deserved a session. The session was very nice we just didn’t have great "compatibility" mainly because I am not into that Barbie beauty and especially the see cup implants (new) which seemed "too perfectly round ". Above average for sure.
Face 9 body 9 performance 9 session 8

Also I have to say that the food at Artemis is very good considering and much better than before.

Eating something very very small and resting enough between sessions does wonders. At least for me.

The total experince was very good.

No bad experiences just less good.

No DFK by anyone of the girls.

Use the info only for good.

[Rizla44]

Very nice experience to be there.It was just amazing and tyring in 2 days 8 girls(5+3).Unfortunally many girls were refused not to be exhausted in cash and because of dizzy knees after all those steamy sessions.

Downside, is the kino.They kept showing same film on both days.

I will write detailed report on Berlin and London soon .Artemis wasn't the place I have visited.

[Buck Rogers]

It's better than Palace. Hardly any Romanians, hardly any sharks.

I couldn't agree more even if it might be true that girls at Artemis don't kiss much. I had like 20 sessions there and less than a half did DFK but I don't know if at Palace girls kiss more.

I just love all those blonde blue eyed polish and baltics girls assembled together.
It is a place I'm always looking forward to go back to.

[Ozouville]

It's a problem encountered more often in Artemis than other clubs in my experience. I don't know why. Always important to check before committing to a session. But of course there are still many that do kiss.

Ok, thanks for the feedback. I think I'll try diversifying my choice of FKKs in the future, depending almost exclusively on only one club is never a good thing.

It's a pity Berlin has no serious alternatives to Artemis and I certainly hope that some entrepreneurial spirit will eventually see the potential the city has.

[Toscana]

It's a problem encountered more often in Artemis than other clubs in my experience. I don't know why. Always important to check before committing to a session. But of course there are still many that do kiss.

[Cento]

Artemis last night (tuesday )and as I was arriving I met this guy in the lockers leaving . He asked me if it was my first time here ....no was the answer. second ? no

how about you ? I ask .... 1st?

no 100th he replied

When he left I thought ....
well he sure MUST be one of my freinds here....

So if you are send pm or something.

[Ozouville]

I went to Artemis again some weeks ago, on one of the lingerie nights.There were as usual a lot of very fit girls, but as I'd arrived around 17:00/18:00, all the girls from the first shift were all in the process of leaving.

There was a very hot girl I talked to, I really can't remember her name, but she was quite the stunner. Tall, huge breasts, nice ass, thickly-applied lipstick on her pretty face. I was dying to escort her to a room, but when I asked her for DFK, she flatly told me no.

I then proceeded to ask another 5 or 6 beautiful girls spread throughout the bar area whether they did DFK, and once again the answer was negative.

Fortunately this polish girl saved my night, and told me she would kiss. During the session we exchanged some wet kisses but no tongue. Not exactly the most enthusiastic session I've ever had, but it was OK I guess.

Is there a new tendency in Artemis for girls not to offer DFK (I don't recall things being this awful last time I visited), or was I just plain unlucky?

[Dogger862]

BTW it was apparently so busy on Tuesday last week, that there was full sex taking place all the way up the spiral staircase. One girl told me proudly she even did it on the games console with the guy perched on the stool. :-) :-)

I miss Artemis. Probably not a day goes by that I am not trying to get back there! At this stage it looks no sooner than next April, but one never knows!

I too like the names in reports - adds a personal touch, but each to his own as a writer.

I haven't seen any mention of my lovely Dorean - tall, blonde German with thigh high leopard skin boots -sound familar to anyone?

Cheers

Dogger862

[Toscana]

I thought he might actually be talking about another one of my favourite ex-Oase Lithuanians, a girl called Anna. But I doubt this is the Anna you write about, Toscana. But who knows...maybe...Is she about 28ish y.o.
Ortos

It's all very confusing, but part of the fun I guess. The Anna I met has been around, and knows all the bigger clubs, including Oase. And 28 could be about right. But she is definitely from the Urals, so a long way east of Lithuania. So it's very unlikely we are talking about the same girl. That said, she, unlike Celina perhaps, is well worth taking the train for from any part of Germany. Good looker and a good performer.

Great to hear that Artemis is the "Palace of Berlin."

It's better than Palace. Hardly any Romanians, hardly any sharks. But I know we think differently on that. BTW it was apparently so busy on Tuesday last week, that there was full sex taking place all the way up the spiral staircase. One girl told me proudly she even did it on the games console with the guy perched on the stool. :-) :-)

[Ortos]

Ortos / Dedalus

If the one you are talking about is Celina, she's still there. I snared her last Wednesday ;-) Physically she hasn't changed one bit, and she's still as sweet as they come, but she was definitely going through a routine with me this time, so it was not so good as a year ago. She's not as busy either. Maybe the two things are linked. Mind you I'm not sure she is the one that Vitrea was talking about (short blonde hair? No).
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Well, I have always been a big fan of the former Oase Celina aus Lithau and I have known for some time that she resettled in Berlin-Artemis. Many times I've toyed with the notion of training up to Berlin primarily to see her, but I acted on the urge...But the description of Vitrea did not sound exactly right, so I thought he might actually be talking about another one of my favourite ex-Oase Lithuanians, a girl called Anna. But I doubt this is the Anna you write about, Toscana. But who knows...maybe...Is she about 28ish y.o.?

Great to hear that Artemis is the "Palace of Berlin."

Ortos

[Toscana]

Ortos / Dedalus

If the one you are talking about is Celina, she's still there. I snared her last Wednesday ;-) Physically she hasn't changed one bit, and she's still as sweet as they come, but she was definitely going through a routine with me this time, so it was not so good as a year ago. She's not as busy either. Maybe the two things are linked. Mind you I'm not sure she is the one that Vitrea was talking about (short blonde hair? No).

Confusingly, there is also a Selena/Celena now. But she is dark.

The one to look out for at the moment IMHO is a Russian blonde from the Urals called Anna. A classic slav blonde, quite tall. Very intelligent, superb English and German, great in the room. The business. And there is a very attractive Belarus redhead called Natasha (Msands met her too), who is impressive because of the amazing way she works the room. Just incredible snaring technique. In the room IMHO no more than average, everything a bit too soft and sugary for my taste, but certainly fair value and optically a treat.

Artemis was full beginning last week, because of a fair. By Weds and Thurs things had cooled down. Great eye-candy, Artemis is the place for Poles and Baltics, with hardly a Romanian in sight.

Sorry I cannot give a full report. I was not feeling that great, and by the time I got back I'd forgotten about most of my sessions. But it's still one of my favourite clubs.

[Dedalus]

For example, I know a Lithuanian girl who sort of matches your description. I would love to find where she is working now. (I knew her from another club, but she said she would move around to different clubs.) Now maybe this is the girl, but how can I know if you do not include the name! See...

Ortos

Hey Ortos,

Could be her.

Cheers,

Dedalus, who also would not mind seeing that gal again.

[Ortos]

P.S. I am not a writer, but I like to provide details. One thing I am going to do from now on is not give out names of the girls, especially for FKK. For one, a name does not help unless I take out a print out with me and even then I can't talk to all of them to get heir names. The staff are generally not helpful in pointing out if a particular girl is working or not. At this point having a name is pretty much useless. Another reason is that skipping the name allows me to give out a bit more personal information about the girl which I find it interesting. Comments from the senior "gurus" are appreciated

Thanks for your report here. Really excellent and appreciative.

Btw: Just a personal comment: I could not disagree more with your remark about skipping names. I think the name is the most important detail and I personally find reports that don't include names to be a major disappointment. I don't think you are betraying anything by giving the name, because just about all these girls are not using their real name, just the club name. For me at least a report like yours deminishes in value greatly when the names are not included. For example, I know a Lithuanian girl who sort of matches your description. I would love to find where she is working now. (I knew her from another club, but she said she would move around to different clubs.) Now maybe this is the girl, but how can I know if you do not include the name! See...

Ortos

[Vitrea]

When: Sunday night, a bit after midnight.

How: I drove there and used GPS. I don't know what is with GPS and FKKs. They are always a bit off. I learned this at World and since then I always take a map with me.

Scene: The place was crowded. The men to girl ratio was high and it was hard to relax and take your time, which I did not have much in the first place so I felt rushed. Unofficial estimate from a girl is 150 girls and 250 guys. The facilities are nice and have been discussed at length so I will skip that part.

Girls: In my opinion the overall quality at this place is slightly better than at world or Palace. My first was a beautiful Turkish girl, fair skin, beautiful all natural body. 24 yrs old and speaks very little english. You can spot her easily 'cause she wears a small diamond on her right nostril. cute. She is not GFE. She gave me a BBBJ for 5 minutes I massaged her beautiful body for ten minutes, BBBJ for another 5 minutes and I finished with Russian. What a finale. She did not close her eyes. She has some quirks and is a bit distant. She doe not like her ears nibbled nor her fingers licked. I didn't care. I was focused on getting blown by a gorgeous 20 some year old and watch me spill myself on her most beautiful breasts.

Turkish girl with a nose jewelry:

Face 9
Body 8
Service 7

After a snack break, I was getting tired of loosing all my top choices to guys who are more aggressive so I started making the rounds. She just walked up to the bar and barely put her purse down and I was all over her with an enthusiastic hello, may have come off a bit too eager. Who cares at this point? It is almost 2 AM and I need to get back to my buddies in the city. This walking dream in from lithuania. 5' 10" without heels, natural short blonde hair, blue eyes (contacts I think), perfectly natural C breasts. We had a great time. She studied Psychology in Lithuania and is thinking of starting a practice. we talked about a variety of things and the conversation led to the topic of potential spouses. She said, "most people I see here are married and I don't have a problem with that. But if I ever get married and if my man goes to FKK AND if I find out about it he is OUT. As long I don't know, it does not bother me and I am not going to go dig around to try and find out." Well if she takes care of that future lucky bastard half as good as she took care of me, two times a week he will remain her slave as along as she looks this good. I shared my last piece of wisdom with her but skipped the part about the unstoppable phenomenon called aging.

Lithuanian leggy blonde:

Face 8
Body 9
Service 9.

P.S. I am not a writer, but I like to provide details. One thing I am going to do from now on is not give out names of the girls, especially for FKK. For one, a name does not help unless I take out a print out with me and even then I can't talk to all of them to get heir names. The staff are generally not helpful in pointing out if a particular girl is working or not. At this point having a name is pretty much useless. Another reason is that skipping the name allows me to give out a bit more personal information about the girl which I find it interesting. Comments from the senior "gurus" are appreciated