FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Mr Ho]

Yes, they have one of these outside by the pool area.

Really? The last I went to Artemis was summer of 2019 in September, but I know there is one like that at outside pool, but indoor pool have just bar and I often had waiting time as the bartender went somewhere and I felt wrong to walk in and serve myself a drink, but they have self serving machine for drink now in down stairs indoor swimming pool? Or you talking about outdoor pool?

[Rambambinoz]

Planning to hit Berlin, and Artemis, soon after a looong time and write some reports. Time is now when you are vaccinated.

Back in the days I remember you could smell weed in main bar and cinema very often. And I toked a bit myself on rare occasions.

How is this now a days? Can you safely smoke some weed somewhere without people going bananas?!

Just go outside. I prefer the spot on the side where the fire exit to the wellness areas is. There's a few tables and chairs there and hardly anyone walks past.

[PinballMachine]

Even the handrail at the stairs as well as door handles is probably quite a habitat for corona virus. LOL.

[PumDiPum]

Planning to hit Berlin, and Artemis, soon after a looong time and write some reports. Time is now when you are vaccinated.

Back in the days I remember you could smell weed in main bar and cinema very often. And I toked a bit myself on rare occasions.

How is this now a days? Can you safely smoke some weed somewhere without people going bananas?!

What? Are you crazy dude? German FKK Clubs are State Clubs now a days. Everything is regulated and totally controlled. Always keep "Frank the cop" in your mind. Smoking is also way too dangerous, imagine you are starting to cough. You could bring the German health care system the final collapse. Please show some solidarity! And how you would pass the blunt when it is all about infection protection? You want to get high all by yourself, you egotistical monster?

Please buy more Pfizer products! Highly recommend.

[PumDiPum]

Is there disposable glasses for the drinks in the bar now considering covid? Otherwise they might be quite a super spreader!

If I would be a so called sheep and scared not belonging to the herd, a vaccinated monger and if I would be brave enough to go to the most dangerous place in the world, a FKK Club, I would ask for a 'drinkhalm' or 'Strohhalm' (please use a translator). 'Strohhalm' helps you to drink your water very safely. But be aware, they are made out of plastic! People who are living not plastic free are not very welcome in super clean Germany. Heil and Cheers!

[RandomWanderer]

Planning to hit Berlin, and Artemis, soon after a looong time and write some reports. Time is now when you are vaccinated.

Back in the days I remember you could smell weed in main bar and cinema very often. And I toked a bit myself on rare occasions.

How is this now a days? Can you safely smoke some weed somewhere without people going bananas?!

[DasBooty]

LOL.

Is there self-service getting a refill of drink?

Yes, they have one of these outside by the pool area.

[PinballMachine]

Same glasses as before the pandemic. You can bring your own sterile glass!

LOL.

Is there self-service getting a refill of drink?

[DasBooty]

Is there disposable glasses for the drinks in the bar now considering covid? Otherwise they might be quite a super spreader!

Same glasses as before the pandemic. You can bring your own sterile glass!

[HDN2015]

Sbahn is twice the journey time now from BER airport since TXL closed, not sure I'll be able to do that at 5 am.
I used to be able to get away with 80+2+80+2=164 (flights / Sbahn / FKK entry).

Back in the days, I booked all the cheap flights for Txl (80-100).

The the day I left my Apartment around 13.00, arrived at the airport at 14.00, passed the control 10 min later then boarded at 15.00 and took off at 15.30.

When I arrived just before 17.00 I had to jump in the txl and changed for the circular train. At 17.30 I was naked, and walked around the Art's lounge.

Sometimes I spent time in the sport room and after a nap I started to look for a session around 20.30 until 4. 30 am.

Back to TXL and got home before 9. 00.

When I said to some friends: "I was in Berlin last night" they never believed me.

I miss Art and the related rituals.

Yeah follow punters / mongers whatever others could said, it was my detox, antidepressants and help me to build up my confidence against the famous "NO" from conventional woman.

At the end of the days it became my laboratory.

Like I said earlier I will come back only 4 times a year (compare to 8 or 12 time a year) but I'm not really sure honestly.

Read your comments makes me realize an Era is completely over for me.

Anyway, I will report my next night in Art but it seems it will be in late 2022.

[Rambambinoz]

Can't you find WGs in UK? Read thread about.

I've already sampled almost every girl in London with a good reputation. We used to get a few dozen great new independent polish / Czech ladies every year, but since brexit happened the pussy has dried up! There's 2 London based Czech ladies that have great reviews and I've yet to see, but they're not quite my type. I don't want to be catching them like Pokemon just for the sake of it.

Take an antigen test (I entered Artemis using one) and the subway and you should save about 140.
https://www.which.co.uk/news/2021/07...go-on-holiday/

Airlines need tests and the UK government require a PCR on return. Eurowings used to fly 80 return from Heathrow, but now it's just BA that I can fly with and their cheapest discounted tests are 40 each. Sbahn is twice the journey time now from BER airport since TXL closed, not sure I'll be able to do that at 5 am.

I used to be able to get away with 80+2+80+2=164 (flights / Sbahn / FKK entry). But now there's only BA flights, covid testing, new further away airport and FKK fee increases all at once. Oh and I almost forgot about the health insurance I now need because of brexit!

[PinballMachine]

Is there disposable glasses for the drinks in the bar now considering covid? Otherwise they might be quite a super spreader!

[DasBooty]

From the perspective of a UK tourist flying to Berlin for FKK.

Flights 140, private covid testing required by UK government 135 (3 tests), Artemis entry 90, taxi from new airport 50 = 415.

And that's before we include cost of pussy. For two of my 2019 Artemis visits, I couldn't find 1 lady I found attractive enough.

It's too much money for no guarantee of a good time. I'm starting to think that my 2020 visit was my last.

Take an antigen test (I entered Artemis using one) and the subway and you should save about 140.

https://www.which.co.uk/news/2021/07...go-on-holiday/

[PinballMachine]

From the perspective of a UK tourist flying to Berlin for FKK.

Flights 140, private covid testing required by UK government 135 (3 tests), Artemis entry 90, taxi from new airport 50 = 415.

And that's before we include cost of pussy. For two of my 2019 Artemis visits, I couldn't find 1 lady I found attractive enough.

It's too much money for no guarantee of a good time. I'm starting to think that my 2020 visit was my last.

415 € just for travel costs (and entry fee) that's insane!

What about hotel costs?

If you are living in UK you have a fantastic selection of escort girls BTW, don't you agree?

[DrPoon]

From the perspective of a UK tourist flying to Berlin for FKK.

Flights 140, private covid testing required by UK government 135 (3 tests), Artemis entry 90, taxi from new airport 50 = 415.

And that's before we include cost of pussy. For two of my 2019 Artemis visits, I couldn't find 1 lady I found attractive enough.

It's too much money for no guarantee of a good time. I'm starting to think that my 2020 visit was my last.

People should just go to Germany and then refuse to get the return Covid test so that they will have to have unlimited residency in Germany and will not be able to be deported since their home country will disavow them since they are not tested for return.