FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Neutron Flux]

From an old report of mine:

The first girl who approached me, I just saw a nice curvy body with black hair and when she approached I just realized it was Nicole with different hair. She was the last session I had on my last Artemis visit, back in November. Back then lineup was rather poor so I selected her although I knew heavy upsell was to be expected, and she fulfilled those expections yapping many times anal, CIM' when I banged her missionary to finish. Since I knew what to expect I did not mind and found it kind of funny. And thats exactly the story I told her when she approached, she was ok with it, I believe, was replying something like but how am I ever going to make 200 in half an hour if I don't ask? '. Haha.

Yeah, she's an upsell queen. Unlucky if she was the first girl you met.

[Frozty]

14. Nicole Czech Republic.

BBBJ, MISH.

Summer or Winter, Nicole is in my experience the worst at upsell, and not a good representation of the club. The one time that I took her to the room I left after 5 minutes. I had to say no to anal four times in that short time, and was not interested after that. It's a shame, because I like her look.

However, I'm surprised at your experience with Michelle, as I found her ok.

I was planning a trip to the club in August, but I might wait until September, when all my favourites should be back. I have fun at the club, but it is true to say that I am dependent on finding Nina or Fatima to be sure of a good time. I note that you like younger, but Nina, who must be in her thirties, is spectacular. I hope to find one or two more to add as regulars as it a convenient club for me to visit.

[Mr Ho]

Day 8.

Too much fake tits, lots of poor attitudes, Too much up sell, Most of the workers look used to me they were not young and fresh looking! Take a really close look they are not hot just full of make up, stupid tattoos, and bullshit and cellulite asses! I accidentally walked in the kitchen eat area while they were having a staff meeting and did not see anything amazing and I got a good snapshot of all the workers from that meeting in the nice kitchen lighting. I left and told them I couldn't relax and girls need to chill out with the ridiculous up sell and let the man relax. I also told them that I had a much better time at Dusseldorf Dolce Vita as girls were friendly very young and fresh looking and no up sell and no attitude plus beer and other alcohol bevs were free till 10 pm and GFE!

I will never come to this lame over priced and over rated spot again I've had better experiences and don't need to deal with haggered approaching mid 30's sex workers attitude and silly unprofessional up sells! T.J. Mexico is 10 times better with nicer women than this stale ass rip off spot!

Yeah, in summer low season there tend to be more up sell, but usually it is not that bad with my experience. I found a lot of these girls who up sell are former palace FKK workers just coming into Artemis during summer as support.

Thanks for telling that to management as I do like more younger girls too. But based on what girls told me and also management I am some kind of friends with told me- I am aware that the girls who can work at Artemis must have some level of Prostituting experience else where, so maybe young girls is not what Artemis management are seeking for as their fkk girls. But right, I prefer girls to be more of early 20's than later 20's or early 30's. However, during more normal season, there are much less up sell than during summer season.

In closing, whole concept of FKK is set price for set plays that are promised as house rule, so I hope this trend of up sell for kissing etc that supposed to be set play will stop. I mean it is only bit more, but Artemis is already charging clients with higher price for entrance and also for sex menus, so it make sense if up sell stops. And service level will be more or less equal for all girls. You do get some amazing girls sometimes though, but it really is like lotto. You goto the room and find out kinda thing.

[Geescummy]

Day 8.

Artemis 140 (80 enter over priced and 60 girl standard).

Perhaps the rain blew in the poor attitudes and ridiculous up sells.

14. Nicole Czech Republic.

BBBJ, MISH.

I could not stay hard long enough my dick is getting to much exercise last 6 days and she was an up sell with too much make up and an ugly tattoo turn off! Perhaps if they had free booze maybe little different story.

She approached me and she was a tall girl with kinda bob style cute hair cut, big stupid tattoo on her back and a meaty looking exposed pussy! Not really 100% my type but honestly all the women I saw from 10 am to 3:30 pm we're not my type most looked used and a bit haggered! I got only the standard and could not bust nut with her at all! My dick kept getting flaccid from her fast and boring BBBJ I was board with her and her anal sex up sell tactics etc. Buffet was great jacuzzi and pool side area fantastic! Michelle half German half Columbian flap jack tits and haggered face tried to shark me into the usual two girl deal in the Kino while I was watching porn I wasn't really interested in fucking or getting blow job with her or any of her posse of friends and I asked her "can you leave please" this got her heated she started asking me if I'm gay and telling what I said wasn't nice. She really blew my mood! After all I asked her nicely saying "please" I went to tell the front desk and I'm sure she got spanked! Talked to the two Asians both from Hong Kong too old for my taste one had braces but not for me. Saw one Nigerian name Angel also not my type little too much meat around the belly I told her I was only looking for German blonde I probably shouldn't have told her this because I sat next to a set of two German blondes one with a few tattoos the other looked like a human sketch pad and they were trying to get me to try two (the girly set) mean while I see the stupid girl Michelle snickering about it sitting at the bar stool just across from me total! Anyhow I told them I was from California L. A. Got a quick surfer stereo type from one and they realized I wasn't going for the two girly up sell so they left me alone which was fine by me. The attitude of the women sucks only a few were ok to talk to normally! Found German girl Romy as I was leaving thought she might be my type since her body was nice and petite spinner type but face was a little strange up close just not for me. To wrap things up in a nut shell this place suffers from; Too much fake tits, lots of poor attitudes, Too much up sell, Most of the workers look used to me they were not young and fresh looking! Take a really close look they are not hot just full of make up, stupid tattoos, and bullshit and cellulite asses! I accidentally walked in the kitchen eat area while they were having a staff meeting and did not see anything amazing and I got a good snapshot of all the workers from that meeting in the nice kitchen lighting. I left and told them I couldn't relax and girls need to chill out with the ridiculous up sell and let the man relax. I also told them that I had a much better time at Dusseldorf Dolce Vita as girls were friendly very young and fresh looking and no up sell and no attitude plus beer and other alcohol bevs were free till 10 pm and GFE!

I will never come to this lame over priced and over rated spot again I've had better experiences and don't need to deal with haggered approaching mid 30's sex workers attitude and silly unprofessional up sells! T.J. Mexico is 10 times better with nicer women than this stale ass rip off spot!

[Incognito18]

I'm hitting Berlin up finally for my first time this October. I am definitely planning on hitting Artemis along with some of the usual stomping grounds. Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. It's going to be my main stop so I want to be able to get there very easily. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car? Finally, anyone want to go monger together (not as in tag team the girls, although I'm cool with that too)?

Much appreciated.

As mentioned by Rocketboy0, public transport is excellent. Artemis is a quarter mile straigtforward walk from Westkreuz, a main hub station for S Bahn (Metro). Use google maps to get instructions.

So a hotel near any metro station will do. Savignyplatz is near tourist spots like posh Kurfrstendamm. Use booking.com or hrs. De.

Hotel Pension Ingeborg is really cheap, plain but good enough. Similarly, Hotel Adam is a bare bones clean pension house with decent internet for 30 to 50 Euro with breakfast. Your decision if you want a joint bath room it gets really cheap.

300 feet from Charlottenburg station. http://hoteladam.de/.

[Mr Ho]

Well, when it comes to these lists, some of the sharky attitude comes back with all customers. Especially the customers who don't visit once a week or at least twice a month..

There tend be more up-sell during summer low season in Artemis. At least this is what I experienced for July in Artemis, for August, I will find out how it is as it will be my first August visit to artemis, well at least weather will be good. It is a shame there is no out door open air place for session.

But I actually found Artemis line up quite solid with new girls flowing in from other FKK as a support (these are the up-sell girls), some of my best session were from low summer season from July. I accepted up-sell for those session though.

[Rocketboy0]

Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car?

Hotel. Discussed many times do search above on "hotels" eg Ibis, Kronprinz etc will come up, Berlin transit system so good not really an issue. Stay near Savignyplatz, or Stugarterplatz or near Zoo Bahnhoff, use Kayak or Booking or Priceline whatever suits your budget.

Car. Ridiculous to rent, use transit or bicycle. We're not in Kansas anymore, Todo.

Cell phone. Not sure what your question is. If you have a GSM quadband, you could buy a cheap local 15 Euro GSM chip and use locally as needed, to avoid non EU roaming reaming. If from EU country, phone should be affordable as is. US based CDMA phones will be a problem and you will face whopping roaming charges assuming (unlikely) it will even work. If really needed, you might rent one. But Skype or Google Hangouts an affordable alternative at a few cents per minute, with the caveat you have to be on Wifi to use affordably.

Of course, don't arrive without a copy of Herr Styles' Technocolor List of Lovelies and Damsels with Dorsals, to keep you on the straight and narrow. And practice on Kimino's Shark drone, discussed earlier this year. Really helps.

[Lrninnout]

I'm hitting Berlin up finally for my first time this October. I am definitely planning on hitting Artemis along with some of the usual stomping grounds. Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. It's going to be my main stop so I want to be able to get there very easily. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car? Finally, anyone want to go monger together (not as in tag team the girls, although I'm cool with that too)?

Much appreciated.

[Lrninnout]

I've never read so much bullshit in my entire life when comparing other peoples taste to my own. But that's that, and I'm glad it is.

I'm thankful for it too! If everyone had the same eye and the same taste then the one girl we liked would be so fucked out that she wouldn't be able to walk. LOL.

[Pistons]

Well, when it comes to these lists, some of the sharky attitude comes back with all customers. Especially the customers who don't visit once a week or at least twice a month.

When it comes to chemistry and looks on the girls, people's list on this board are a complete crap fest!

I've never read so much bullshit in my entire life when comparing other peoples taste to my own. But that's that, and I'm glad it is.

[Mr Styles]

Kimino-san, these are all very good points. But regardless of the language, the essential problem remains: who's list can we trust? McCarthy's? Schindler's? Letterman's? Spock's? Styles'?

Remember the ancient Cuntfucian saying: One man's shark is another man's blowfish. And one man's performer is another man's piranha.

Just make sure if you are packing a list, you bring it on a clipboard and wear an accountant's visor to complete the look. Shock and awe.

Somebody shake me, but isn't Ye Olde Fick Fabrik supposed to just be fun?

To a certain extent it is true, but then there are consistent sharks, who have multiple reports on this forum. Those are the ones to avoid. In my excel sheet, I had four colors. RED Absolutely avoid, ORANGE Maybe, GREEN Good, DARK GREEN Excellent. These were in proportion to the reports here. So a girl with multiple bad reports would be RED, and one, with multiple good reports would be DARK GREEN. I always tried to go with the DARK GREEN ones, and depended on chemistry with the GREEN ones. And, no, you don t take the list with you. You put in some effort and learn it before you go. I can t imagine anything that would kill the chemistry more than carrying such a list around. Perhaps one could put it into a Kindle 3, or an Ipad which are allowed in, and check it when one is relaxing at the sauna. However, basically, you have to know the list in your mind.

This method worked for me at Artemis and Oase multiple times and in both cases, my first time.

[BigBad]

Both of them frequently there.

Thanks for the info Pharisaer. I'll be at Artemis Wed-Fri nights this week and really hoping Nina, Sheenya, and Carla are there and not on holiday. The new Elena also sounds interesting so might have to look for her also.

Does anyone have other recommendations for girls that provide good DFK and BBBJ?

Thanks!

[Kimino]

and with one parent from Serbia.

This rings a bell. I talked about Serbia with one girl. Must be her. A gem.

Cheers.

Kimino.

[Oregon97]

The star of my day was Elena. New girl, 2 days in the house, was told she was working in Mainhattan (FRA). Bulgarian, 20 yrs old, beautiful blue eyes, long blonde straight hair, nice body, kind of a barbie. No tatoos at all, no piercing, no implants. Spent an hour with her, probably a wee bit more. Extremely sweet, kisses deeply. If you like deepthoat, she's your girl, if you don't like it, well, you better tell her because she started that way with me and went on for 20 minutes, great. She is very young still very passionate and responsive. Does anal. Highly recommended, will repeat. Actually I was going to repeat a few hours after, but then spotted Sissy and a couple others so changed my plans.

Sounds like the blonde Elena that was in World in mid-June. 20 years, Bulgarian and with one parent from Serbia. She was amazing in the room, DFK, ball licking and smiling all the time. She was not in World in July so maybe on a temporary visit to Berlin?

[Buck Rogers]

The star of my day was Elena. New girl, 2 days in the house, was told she was working in Mainhattan (FRA). Bulgarian, 20 yrs old, beautiful blue eyes, long blonde straight hair, nice body, kind of a barbie. No tatoos at all, no piercing, no implants. Spent an hour with her, probably a wee bit more. Extremely sweet, kisses deeply. If you like deepthoat, she's your girl, if you don't like it, well, you better tell her because she started that way with me and went on for 20 minutes, great. She is very young still very passionate and responsive. Does anal. Highly recommended, will repeat. Actually I was going to repeat a few hours after, but then spotted Sissy and a couple others so changed my plans.

Confirmed, deepthroat included, kind of the very pretty next door girl nobody has. Very solar girl, smiling all the time. Just want to add she might be there 3 weeks or so, so the special offer is limited.

In July / summer vacation time more girls are away but IMHO there is a higher chance to find new girls, especially young ones, and maybe some gems in the midst. So a mix of still present favourites plus some new fresh girls might be the perfect mix for a beautiful day.

Buck