FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Tintin1]

Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable
P.

Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.

The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.

If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.

OK, Going to take a different tack, since your hesitation for Artemis is NOT the ladies but the cover price there is a trip report about 2? 3? months ago where someone went to the two Bordellos West of the City and didn't find the girl he wanted and then headed over to Artemis. This would give you an alternative to Artemis AND a back up. I've read reviews of both bordellos and others have had better luck!

I find Lusthaus to be very good as a fact checker for BerlinIntim ads. OTOH, if you just start in Lusthaus and read the Berlin sub thread, there are at least a half dozen ladies in Berlin who have good reviews in July. Several. If I remember- offer 30 minute sessions.

Again, it's hard to point you in any direction without having commonality in taste or knowing where you are staying. OK i just wandered over to Lusthaus and found 3 good reviews.... Luiza, Juliana, Anna Jackpot. A couple massage ladies etc. If you find them and think, nah, not my type, or too tall/too short etc, you'll realize why FKK recommendations make it easier to share.

[Kib123]

I'm very familiar with German FKK scene, mostly from experience in Frankfurt. However, been away from Germany in while. Apparently Artemis is the only game in town so I had to knock it off my bucket list.

Place is clean and well maintained. Two electronic lockers available, one for valuables and a bigger one for clothes. Men wear robe provided at entrance, ladies are all nude. Multiple saunas, a hot tub, swimming pool, small gym with mostly weights are among amenities.

Buffet was decent and frequently replenished, with chicken, beef, vegetarian something and plenty of salad options, plus some yogurt and dessert all part of entry fee. Not better or worse than I've seen elsewhere. Soft drinks included in entry fee, alcohol was 10 euros each.

The bar area where most people were had a live strip show for most of the night. One thing I didn't like is the smoking in the most important space available to size up talent. This can make it hard to properly mix and mingle given only desperate ladies seemed to venture out into the non smoking spaces to hassle prospects.

The place wasn't as busy as I had expected for a Fri night, considering it apparently lacks competition. I estimated about 30-35 ladies and maybe a similar number of men. Talent quality wasn't to my taste, most had fake titties, and quite a bunch had fake lips, too much of battle hardened lineup. However quite a few were hot, young and natural. Like other FKKs, most are Romanian.

I sessioned twice, with an exotic from S. America and a Romanian. Both were good considering the non GFE nature of such environment. Very good BBBJ, especially from the Romanian- she even offered light FK. Standard rate is e70 per session, but almost all ladies will upsell BBBJ for e20, some have additional options.

Overall a decent place to unwind, especially if you are a smoker.

[PeterTaylor]

Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.

The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.

If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.

Thank you for the very helpful post.

I will do as you suggest.

Peter.

[Trader80]

Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.

Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.

The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.

If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.

[Nooky Ninja]

Thanks Ninja for your "helpful" post. You are clearly a man of leisure as you spend so much time being unhelpful.P.

Ninja pointed you (looking for alternative to Artemis) to ISG Berlin thread, and 2 key local links. Berlin thread, most recent 4-5 pages, gives some ideas. Local German sites much more.

If you choose to ignore all this, your choice. All Ninja can do as he must return now to life of leisure.

[PeterTaylor]

So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.

Thanks Ninja for your "helpful" post. You are clearly a man of leisure as you spend so much time being unhelpful.

It may have escaped one's notice that the bulk of the thousands of reports on other Berlin offerings are very out of date.

Thanks again for your unhelpful input.

P.

[Nooky Ninja]

Sir, just so you know that, because the LU quality of girl and price change dramatically and quickly (even month to month), old information is not so useful and I always find the latest information on this forum is very useful.

Ninja not yet received his knighthood so Sir premature. You misunderstood comment. It was / is simply for anyone interested in alternatives in Berlin to Artemis, there is entire ISG thread on Berlin. Whether it is up to date is another matter. Local German threads very useful.

ChatGPT best used with newest generation of cyberdolls, locations mentioned on BerlinIntim.

[David1266]

So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.

Sir, just so you know that, because the LU quality of girl and price change dramatically and quickly (even month to month), old information is not so useful and I always find the latest information on this forum is very useful. Especially because the question about FKK is X-rated and Google / ChatGPT won't give you an answer.

[Nooky Ninja]

Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.

So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.

[PeterTaylor]

So you wait 9 months to tell mostly of experience at Oase, and quick bad time at A, and then use phrase "as to fall back" that to say gently, is unclear. No idea why or what you want?

Apologies, I thought I had posted at the time. Senility on way.

Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.

[Nooky Ninja]

I made a short visit to Frankfurt & Berlin in October. ...Any recommendations as to fall back?

So you wait 9 months to tell mostly of experience at Oase, and quick bad time at A, and then use phrase "as to fall back" that to say gently, is unclear. No idea why or what you want?

[PeterTaylor]

Ninja thank Pharisaer and you both.

Made 1st trip to A in almost 4 years. See old friends, nice pool.

But the line up really really bad. Kind of shocked. Left early and ungepopped. Could be summer duldrums but Ninja there over 10 years, know which days, which hours, always found 2-5 worthy of stairway to heaven. This time 0.

Sorry to say but private bordellos and flats much better choices. And far less expensive.

I made a short visit to Frankfurt & Berlin in October. The Oase visit was disappointing but at least I had 2 pops. Spoiled by the Romanian mafia who continually complained about my turning them down. I like a GF experience and I could tell that they were more into upselling minimal performances. The 2 Thai I went with were hands on beforehand and very responsive in the room.

Artemis was extremely disappointing. About 6 girls hunting without success and the better girls did not make it downstairs. Punters queueing and first time ever I saw punters outbidding each other.

Any recommendations as to fall back?

[HDN2015]

Are the ladies OK with outside / public sex, or is the outside area too small?

You can have public sex in the cinemas.

[Pharisaer]

Gentlemen, does anyone know if Anya still in Artemis?

She's there.

Are the ladies OK with outside / public sex, or is the outside area too small?

Hard to find such a lady. You'll find two kinda tents outside, maybe they will agree to fuck there. Just ask in advance. Don't pay extra.

[Samcik]

Gentlemen, does anyone know if Anya still in Artemis?