FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pistons]

, Commerzbank,

Really? I never left Commerzbank without a proper fuck! Too bad it was always me getting it!

[Nooky Ninja]

Is Artemis that bad?
I stopped going to Artemis winter 2014. After that I have made my sex holidays to Dusseldorf and Frankfurt areas instead. Is Artemis still good?

So you ask is it that bad, and is it still good? That may sum it up.

Ninja hope this will not set off the usual whining and comparing to all the "great" service in NRW or Hessen etc. Artemis is what it is and has its good and bad points. If you find some chemistry with a girl, it can be great; if not, it can suck. Have left after cheap, multiple great sessions and have also left un-gepopped. Ninja have same experiences everywhere - Palace, Golden Time, Mainhattan, Oase, Sharks, World, Olympic Stadium, Koeln Hauptbahnhof, DM drugstore, Commerzbank, Reichelt supermarkt. Is Artemis as good as say 2009-2015. No. All FKKs have suffered a bit. Whole scene just more tense since registration required and the legal changes give opportunities for silly prices, if you fall for it.

Really all FKKs are not so different; Girls come and go. On a particular day, it is up to you what you make of it. And honestly, there is a fair bit of luck involved. Many pieces on the board, moving around in unpredictable ways.

Apart from culture of Berlin as a city, numerous private bordellos in Berlin still better value on pure sex level. But you can't hang there all day, eat, drink, swim, take jacuzzi and sauna, and marvel or not at the scene. Place is still busy all weekends, and not filled (completely) with millionaires, so it is doing something right.

Artemis is what it is-mega brothel based on throughput and multiple pops. It has a different vibe Sun-Wed vs Thurs-Sat, and summer vs rest of year, like most FKKs. It can be nevertheless great. It can also suck. Depends on how things go down, with you when you are there. Just need to keep level head, keep expectations modest, take it slow, negotiate to get reasonable session.

[Guy93]

I stopped going to Artemis winter 2014. After that I have made my sex holidays to Dusseldorf and Frankfurt areas instead.

Is Artemis still good? Berlin is a nice city, but girls are the most important thing to me when I travel abroad.

[TeddyBears]

I totally agree with you Nooky and PBM, I simply answered what the session was likely to cost him. Lets face it if you don't 'know' the girl from before you almost certainly will be asked to pay extra for everything at Artemis nowadays!! As Nooky point out you always have the option to stand your ground and refuse to pay for imaginary extras such as BBBJ, DATY, Kissing etc. And IMO you should, but I also understand if you see your 'dream girl' and don't care if you pay €50 extra for her company.

Myself are lucky enough to 'know' many girls at Artemis for years back and have a good relation with most of them, and don't have to pay these crazy rates. Problem is when you want to be with a new girl, in the last few visits I have made at Artemis I haven't been able to find girls who doesn't want extras for more or less everything apart from Jordan (Ger) don't know if she is still working at the club? Maybe I am not as good as Nooky finding the odd one. Think we can agree that Artemis is a frustrating place, to start a session with haggling about money have never ended happy for me.

[Pistons]

B always blond, busty Cuban-La Am, mid 30's quite beautiful MILF, very sweet friendly, never any BS or up-selling. You thinking of different girl.

Indeed I do. Must be 2 Bella's at Artemis. The one I know is certainly Romanian. Mid 20's now. Been there probably 4+ years. Started fairly young.

[PinballMachine]

For once I have to agree with nooky. Paying extra for better service is stupid. This just means that sessions are getting more and more expensive and girls giving poor service if they do not get a tip.

Paying extra for extras is fine of course, like CIM / COF / etc. But that is another thing.

And BTW I never pay more than 30 for OWO, and neither should anyone.

[MatAndr81]

Many thanks for the quick and friendly responses!

Regarding 1 h sessions I would rather meet more girls when I am still there (I have 8 hours in total on me), that's why I think I would go for 30 min sess.

I am not afraid of the sharks and know how to handle them since I have been fucking around a lot in eastern Europe, mostly Prague, and I know the drill pretty well. But thanks again for the friendly heads up!

Anyhow, because I have a wife I have to plan my withdrawal money well. L think it will look like this:

110 x 5 sess.

80 entrance.

70 unforeseen.

= 700.

Looking forward to get back with a report. The flight time is the weekend after this.

UL.

I will be in Artemis on Saturday evening / night on 29th. I'm from Russia. We can chat a bit inside if you want).

[Nooky Ninja]

I know Bella with black hair. Has she recently gone blonde? Nice girl for sure, although her looks was something peculiar.

B always blond, busty Cuban-La Am, mid 30's quite beautiful MILF, very sweet friendly, never any BS or up-selling. You thinking of different girl.

@DioRetz: nothing "wrong": it is your choice. Just think there are plenty of affordable options both in A and outside. Can only say eg vanKampen and SexintheCiti have some spectacular alternatives. But all chemistry so impossible to predict how it will be for you. Good luck.

[Mr Ho]

Mr. Ho. I'd still temper my expectations, as there is still quite a bit of "silicone city ugly", and you have to sift through quite a few dark corners of the club. It's certainly not Frankfurt in 2013, or even Frankfurt now (But the service and length of time didn't suffer, and there are gems to be found.

Enjoy!

Thanks man!

Yeah, it is like this every club, you have to wait and search through and find the beautiful diamond girl in the pool full of older plastic silicone tattoo girls that we do not want.

[Member #4733]

At Nooky Ninja.

I have tried to not pay for extra. I missed out a lot after I saw reports here about certain girls. I have tried to find girls that will kiss me for free. On several days (from 12 am to 12 pm) I could not find even one. I have tried other options like brothels that you suggest. I found out that sometimes they are not really good at all and all I wanted was to leave. Sometimes I started longing for Artemis. The other options may have their advantages but I haven't found them. In the end I went to Artemis anyway and paid much more money then a simple visit to Artemis.

So what is wrong with having a good time and paying a bit more. Yes, I fuck less but have the same quality as a few years ago.

[Pistons]

There are enough reasonable choices: recommend Bella (light skin, blond CUB), Sheenya (dark haired, RO) but there are others.

I know Bella with black hair. Has she recently gone blonde? And is that better or worse for her? Nice girl for sure, although her looks was something peculiar. Sometimes she was sexy as hell, while other times it was something a little over the top about it. She usually did have a great style of lingerie though!

[Nooky Ninja]

You are most likely going to pay 50 extra for BBBJ if you are extremely lucky you can get away with 60.

Again, you guys just feeding the beast if you overpay. Paying also to chat up front is absurd. You can have all basics if you wish for 60 for 30 min. Just stand your ground, be patient and pleasant. Don't be afraid to haggle slightly, politely, or eventually to say no and walk. There are enough reasonable choices: recommend Bella (light skin, blond CUB), Sheenya (dark haired, RO) but there are others. JunkJoc prices in effect 60/30 so 1 hr 120 plus 50 anal - reasonable. YMMV, depends on chemistry, how charming you are, partly also how busy day or time is, and mood. If girl has been waiting a long time for no result, she is flexible.

All this overpaying ruining it for everyone. Must admire the girls' cunning to get away with this. If you are still attracted to sharks, your choice. But there is alternative: negotiate better or remember there are 3000 girls in Berlin working in apartment bordellos or independents who charge 120-140 for a GFE hour. Some even 5 minute walk from Artemis: see Salon Prestige at Halensee / Kurfurstendamm.

[UnfaithfulLord]

Many thanks for the quick and friendly responses!

Regarding 1 h sessions I would rather meet more girls when I am still there (I have 8 hours in total on me), that's why I think I would go for 30 min sess.

I am not afraid of the sharks and know how to handle them since I have been fucking around a lot in eastern Europe, mostly Prague, and I know the drill pretty well. But thanks again for the friendly heads up!

Anyhow, because I have a wife I have to plan my withdrawal money well. L think it will look like this:

€110 x 5 sess.

€80 entrance.

€70 unforeseen.

= €700.

Looking forward to get back with a report. The flight time is the weekend after this.

UL.

[TeddyBears]

UnfaithfulLord.

The answer for your question is €110.

You are most likely going to pay €50 extra for BBBJ if you are extremely lucky you can get away with €60.

[Member #4733]

So here we go, I want:
30 min session.
All positions I like (standard mish, doggy, reverse CG and so on. Nothing extra ordinary).
BBBJ.
One shot.

The half hour would cost you 60 euro. The BBBJ will vary from 30 to 50 euro. But a girl is free to ask what she wants. So beware. I think a far bigger problem for you is not to become a victim of a shark. That is a girl who doesn't provide services but knows her way to get your money. I tell you that especially as you want really a lot of positions in one hour. I doubt whether a girl would like that. I advise you to go for one hour (120) and pay 50 extra. If you really only want half an hour then you could ask for 15 minutes BBBJ and 15 minutes of intimate sex. But that is only a second option.

JunkJock just wrote an awesome story. Girls change a lot in Artemis, but if you arrive in short time, you should note their names (from JunkJock's strory) and look out for them. Also Amy. De might be a good option if she is around.

If you run out of money there is two options. You can take 200 euros from the ATM near the reception in Artemis (I couldn't get more than that in December 2015). You can also leave Artemis and tell reception you will come back. They then will let you sign a list with your locker number (remember the number). Just go straight to Halensee S-bahn station (turn left on the busy road) and look for an ATM with Google maps. The closest one is around there. Upon your return to Artemis you must sign the list again and get your locker back. My debit card only lets me do one money retrieval in Germany and Austria per day. Used to be different but it changed a year ago or so. Maybe not the same for everyone.

Thank you in advance, I really appreciate everyone that post here and I will return my appreciation with a report back of my trip.
UL.

Please live up to that.