FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Member #4733]

If service is provided as promised and 30 min is 30 min not 15 min or 20 min, then I am willing to pay 30 to 40 euro extra per 30 min.
100 Euro per 30 min is close to Globe Zurich price range, so service should be the same if there is upsell.
Also line up should be more young and beautiful instead of old girls who has been around for years in Artemis and plastic surgery monsters full of tattoo. Older line up should be replaced with young and beautiful girls.
I am returning in summer after few years to Artemis and I hope the day I go has young and beautiful girls and not old ones with surgeries.

Last time 30 minutes was 30 minutes, yes. But not many clubs can guarantee that. Artemis can't. But, (I picked this up from another board) management has instructed girls to provide better service. Comparing it to Globe might be a good thing to do. I only got to their doorstep and then turned away as I did not get a free ticket on my birthday as it was my first time there. But just remember that one hour with paying extra is 160 euro and in Globe that is more expensive. Getting a (good) kisser in Artemis might be a stretch. But I am curious how you like it. Please report. The Line-up for sure was good a few weeks ago. One tip. Enter the bar area, walk to the end of the bar. Turn left. At that spot there is a girl named Ginger. Ro. She doesn't take extras. She is not a very good provider (OK, but nothing special) but she is absolutely stunning. Fully naked, deep brown colour, long brown hair. She is friendly. Take her for half an hour. Her beauty is enough. I had her a few months ago. Did not repeat as the other options were so much better regarding the services provided. But 30 minutes with her are really 30 minutes. Not just with me but with all other men as well. She usually doesn't stay alone for more than 5-10 minutes. And then returns about 30 minutes later.

[PinballMachine]

I am not sure her name is Aileen. She is fake blondish, silicone, not really a nice ass IMO, looks and walks a little bit like a duck. But Aileen has been there since 2012. Left last year and she is one of the better girls that Artemis knew, especially in these dark days.

Well haha you are right, she has kind of a duck ass, but I find it sexy. Turkish girl, brown eyes, dark blonde, tattoos, always wearing glasses.

[Mr Ho]

I went to Artemis recently. I guess a lot of people her comment from past experience which is no longer valid. Artemis now is like in the old days. But there is one caveat. You have to pay 30-50 euros extra per session. I found that out recently. A few months ago I went there and stuck to not paying extra. It was a lousy day. A few weeks ago I paid extra when asked to and I had two marvellous sessions. So, it's up to you. The downside is that the name of the girl cannot be on this board when you paid extra because Artemis might send her away. I do know a lot of people around here don't want to pay extra and I don't like it either but I simply had a good day for some extra money. Take your pick.

If service is provided as promised and 30 min is 30 min not 15 min or 20 min, then I am willing to pay 30 to 40 euro extra per 30 min.

100 Euro per 30 min is close to Globe Zurich price range, so service should be the same if there is upsell.

Also line up should be more young and beautiful instead of old girls who has been around for years in Artemis and plastic surgery monsters full of tattoo. Older line up should be replaced with young and beautiful girls.

I am returning in summer after few years to Artemis and I hope the day I go has young and beautiful girls and not old ones with surgeries.

[PumDiPum]

Still think I make fun on page one? Misconception. Look up in the sky, helicopter spotlights, pimp! Stop! Polizei!

Ninja wonder, do they have FKK on your home planet?

The bot is wondering and wondering and don't have eyes to see and a nose to smell excrement of Allah on the Koran.

But let me answer with aggressive and loud words of a receptionist who has to follow advises:

"What is That for a question? "

I have history here, not as much as in Sexclubs, but read this again:

Then came super sexy (at least for me) Alisha around the corner and before I could even say "no thanks, I'm just chilling", it immediately broke out of her and she roared:

"Wtf are you doing here? If you like guys in tight shorts, go there and suck their cocks". The Englishman laughed out loud, the Norwegian showed absolutely zero interest and I was quite shocked, because I didn't do anything.

And you know what, on my next visit me and Alisha had a nice time together up in di room. This is how it can be.
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I would love to be there.

And then read again the response of an "Agent Nash" to my Alisha anecdote:

I had the same incident with Alisha, but the next day she gave me the best CIM ever.

Where is she now? I didn't see her for a year, she is one of the best CIM provider.

Agent Nash an alien from planet Pluto who is landing on airport BER, walking on his six feets and nine arms to Artemis to shoot sperm into hooker mouths?

Raissa would say what she has to hear every day from the pimps: "YOU are the crazy one of us! ".

Do they put psilocybin in drinking water?

Why and who should do this? How many tons of funny fungi's should the great unknown throw into the water of the hydroelectric power station to let everybody see pink elephants fly around? The water in my hometown Slubice is definitely not brown.

Or are you talking about liquid ecstasy? Then you have to ask posters like Optimissy who usually sign with "cheers".

But to answer a wrong question correctly.

I don't have to live on the third floor, I don't get prescriptions for sickmaking pills from a self claimed doctor who is shitting on the Hippocratic oath.

This is drug free writing here, exactly how the youth should do.

PdP very close to being most barking mad bonkers poster in entire ISG. Working girls should be afraid, very afraid.

Barking? Admina let an 'Eselficker' call others a dog? No backbone.

Girls don't need a visit of mine to be afraid, a Danny from the office with his soft Piston is enough.

Girls like to believe that I am a friendly pushover, I payed always extra for slapping makeup faces. Not like Bulgarian husbands who do it for free on a daily routine, because domestic violence is standard in their culture.

Mad world, not me.

[Nooky Ninja]

Long time ago, Ninja went to some FKK club in Germany. Saw some girls. If anyone has seen them, please say Hi and ask when are they working?

[Member #4733]

I went to Artemis recently. I guess a lot of people her comment from past experience which is no longer valid. Artemis now is like in the old days. But there is one caveat. You have to pay 30-50 euros extra per session. I found that out recently. A few months ago I went there and stuck to not paying extra. It was a lousy day. A few weeks ago I paid extra when asked to and I had two marvellous sessions. So, it's up to you. The downside is that the name of the girl cannot be on this board when you paid extra because Artemis might send her away. I do know a lot of people around here don't want to pay extra and I don't like it either but I simply had a good day for some extra money. Take your pick.

[Mr Ho]

I am not sure her name is Aileen. She is fake blondish, silicone, not really a nice ass IMO, looks and walks a little bit like a duck. But Aileen has been there since 2012. Left last year and she is one of the better girls that Artemis knew, especially in these dark days.

Artemis casting was good, diverse with some young German beauties and Romanian young beauties till like yeat 2015, it is after 2015 that casting at Artemis begin to go bad like too many plastic surgery old monsters and too extreme upsell that made me go to other FKK destination like nrw.

[Danny227]

Maybe this is the Turkish girl I mean?

I know the girl you mean, I just don't remember her name. She is not on the same level Aileen for looks or service. Aileen likes red lipstick and is very sweet looking and has a sweet voice. This Turkish is far from sweet. Ill come back at so e point with the name when I remember. It will be nice if the good Aileen decide to make a tour.

[PinballMachine]

I was in Artemis this summer and I want to share my bad experience. I have been in two other FKK in Germany without anything out of the ordinary. So I found a good looking turkish girl wearing glasses and in our chat I tell that this was my first time there. Huge mistake, we go into the room and after 5 minutes, I kid you not, she tells me -you have to finish, time is up. I tried to continue with another position and she told me that I don't get another position for a half an hour session, so she stopped the hole thing telling me that's it's, she had to go. I was shocked and speechless and threatened to call the manager, then she offered to finish me with a handjob, so I stayed -mistake number 2. Of course this couldn't work out cause she really ruined it so after a while I told her to stop, and went down to pay her. I wasn't going to make a scene, but after I paid her she went to the reception to cover her ass, told them that I couldn't cum and left laughing at me. That made me furious so I did call the manager, and it came down to a he said- she said situation. The manager took the girls position basically saying that if I stayed in the room for a "normal" period of time, there is nothing she can do but watch the cameras to verify the time, and that it was normal practise for girls to remind the time to customers even 5 minutes in. I knew I wasn't going to win this argument so I let it go. I did have a really good session with a spanish girl. So overall lesson learn, there is no room for nice guys or you'll be a push over.

Maybe this is the Turkish girl I mean?

[TheGreenArrow]

OK. So who's the girl I thought was Aileen? Blonde one with glasses, Turkish.

I am not sure her name is Aileen. She is fake blondish, silicone, not really a nice ass IMO, looks and walks a little bit like a duck. But Aileen has been there since 2012. Left last year and she is one of the better girls that Artemis knew, especially in these dark days.

[PinballMachine]

The Aileen he means, has black hair, often pony tail, full lips, not tall, slim, big silicone with a sweet ass. She has not worked I a very long while and rumor has it, she is unlikely to return to Artemis. But who knows.

OK. So who's the girl I thought was Aileen? Blonde one with glasses, Turkish.

[Danny227]

I thought Aileen was the pretty dark-blonde Turkish girl wit glasses? Very nice body, natural tits, some tattoos on legs.

The Aileen he means, has black hair, often pony tail, full lips, not tall, slim, big silicone with a sweet ass. She has not worked I a very long while and rumor has it, she is unlikely to return to Artemis. But who knows.

[Mr Ho]

Has Artemis has WiFi now?

I am aware that you are not allowed to bring phone in to main bar etc. , but you are allowed at reception area and entrance where the sofa is. So has Artemis offer WIFI in those area now?

[Mr Ho]

I think she has blue eyes. I don't know if about Goldentime; I've never been there and she never mentioned it that I can remember. All natural, no tattoos. Yes, kind of rare for Artemis from what I can remember last couple times I was there.

If it is a same girl I had session with her before. I am going to Artemis in summer for sure and I will seek out for some of the old flame and she will be one of them, so if I see her I post it here.

It is still long time till my summer visit, but how are line up nowadays? Some German beauty around?

[Saurus]

She has blonde hair with blue eye? Former Goldentime Bruggen girls? All natural body with no tattoo I think?

I think she has blue eyes. I don't know if about Goldentime; I've never been there and she never mentioned it that I can remember. All natural, no tattoos. Yes, kind of rare for Artemis from what I can remember last couple times I was there.