FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Ctytek]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience.

You've mongered all over the world and just now discovered a sex sauna? LOL Try Brazil terms or Macao spas sometime. German FKKs don't even hold a candle to those.

[Nono321]

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

I was searching for a better FKK club around Germany so do you recommend one worth a visit?

[Mr Ho]

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

So in Brazil, numbers of stunners are way more than any FKK? If so, it will make me fly over 20 hours from where I am at soon or later LOL!

[Steve 9696]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.

Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.

I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.

Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.

So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

[DoneDeal]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.

Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.

I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.

Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.

So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.

[Mr Ho]

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

They come and go is the melancholy and also the beauty of FKK, isn't it? How romantic life is in FKK, we get sex and we can even feel melancholy after as we know as we fuck that she will be gone soon or later LOL! So enjoy them while it last as it has expiration date of fucking each other LOL!

[Pharisaer]

Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis?

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

[Saurus]

In a few months I get to finally leave prison for the first time in years and go to Germany for a little while. Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis? Pretty, blonde, natural German girl who says she is from Stuttgart, with no tattoos or excessive piercings?

[Nono321]

Hello mongers,

Has anyone tried the two Columbian girls who are walking together always? If yes please anyone write a review about them.

[SanPedro]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Don't you think her ass is gorgeous?

I can strongly recommend 2 Rumanians: Alexia who is blond, fair-skinned and mature, not a stunner but gives great service, and Adina who has the biggest boobs in Artemis and also offers great service.

[Mr Ho]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember..

So Artemis increased the price, but gives bad service and no stunner girls in line up?

If so, what is the justification for price increase? None, I presume and that is how one loses the clients!

[Eryk9021]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Other girls seemed for me either too vulgar or with no personality. Sure each one looks differently, but I had impression each one of them offers similar forgettable service. So I didn't sessioned with more girls.

I left with idea that it's better to spend my money elsewhere.

[TheRugdr]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! .

I was there on April 1st as well. All the girls and staff were excited about it being the first mask-free day. They didn't check my proof of vax.

I was only there to have a session with Avril again, and then left shortly after we finished. She was in a bit of a sour mood that day, but it was still a great time in the room.

[Pharisaer]

My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. ... Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service.

Thanks for your report! - IMHO Avril is one of the best picks in A for years. Congrats for choosing her (again)!

[Mr Ho]

That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.

That is my point, if Artemis were to be the most expensive FKK in Germany both for men and FKK girls, they were to have some justified reason like globe Zurich, I expect Artemis to prepare stunner level beautiful girls and also high service level without negotiation like Globe!