FKK Artemis - Berlin

[HungryStud101]

Good report Delta.

If this shit keeps up, the new sex dolls are going to make Artemis obsolete. Thanks you as I was considering trying it out as an excuse to see Berlin. Fuck that place.

[Delta Indigo]

I had an amazing experience in that club in May 2017. Also an australian asian guy told me who had a 2 weeks sex vacation in Germany told me that he found Artemis to be the best of the german clubs.

So this is how wide, taste can differ.

Now to the behaviour below:

Please guys, let's do each other a favor and call out those ladies:

A) Here with name and description. Let's put an "AVOID Monika (or whatever her chosen nickname is)" into the subject. And describe what happened briefly.

ALSO.

B) go to the desk / reception and tell your bad experience with the girl. Many receptions will tend to trust customers, esp if some girls are often accused of bad service. This way the desk can simply refuse entrance to them. They will do it to avoid any long-term damage to the club.

This is of course my point of view, however I have been to quite a few clubs over the last 6 years through out Germany. So I can compare with many other places and I have been to Artemis in the past during 2014 and 2016 when in my opinion it was a lot better.

It was not only this girl whose name I did not catch, she was the only one I sessioned with, I did get a bad vibe from a lot of the girls and this comes from experience. I met a very pretty Brazilian German girl who seemed nice I asked her if she kissed, straight out no, I asked her about BBBJ, and she said straight out no, not even for an additional charge.

Looks are in the eye of the beholder, although I do not strictly agree with this, however service levels are more easily to compare and Artemis is a lot worse than other clubs in general and it has deteriorated quite a bit.

I do not know the extent of your experiences in FKK land, but a lot of experienced mongers tend to agree on this one.

Of course you can have a good time at any club provided you find the right girl and in the past I was there for hours late into the night and I found the right person and it was good, at that time I used to wonder why people gave Artemis a bad rap.

Let me summarize why, because all things being equal, the average service level sucks compared to other clubs, I have been to Oase and Palace in Frankfurt and it was a lot better at both every single time than this time at Artemis.

So I think you are mistaken and it is not the matter of the odd girl but a certain service culture that this club perpetuates. Some people pay bundles and then report great experiences, well that is not a fair comparison. I like comparing 50 Euro 30 min sessions to 50 Euro 30 minute sessions (I know Artemis is more) and 100 Euro 1 hour sessions to 100 Euro 1 hour sessions.

Now I have heard about Artemis lately, and she did promise to provide a great time for 100 Euros 30 minutes, I gave in stupidly and then she did the Amsterdam RLD, you are not hard enough trick after doing the best to kill my mood. So that is quite a lot of cheating. After her promise, when I stupidly went with the flow, she started with no kissing, not even on the cheek and then no doggy style I have to make sure you are hard and so on.

Black dyed hair, very thin a bit loose skin, 32 years old, tattoos all over the place, a small but flabby ass, which she had managed to conceal from me. I chose too hastily and could only be there a short time. But the vibe was not at all good. Normally I think I would not have fallen for her approach. Oh well, I can make the odd mistake.

In comparison, in all my times in Sharks, I have had only one bad experience out of maybe 12 different girls.

Another bad sign is that if a girl was in Switzerland, she told she had been there for a short time, and did not last long there, that usually means she did not fit the bill for Swiss service standards.

[Danny227]

I did a session with her in Artemis about a month ago.

Was in Artemis 3 days this week. She was not there. Had a chat with reception who checked the log and said she was not and isn't there. If she was there by chance, then it was just a day or two.

[Member #4636]

I had an amazing experience in that club in May 2017. Also an australian asian guy told me who had a 2 weeks sex vacation in Germany told me that he found Artemis to be the best of the german clubs..

I am not so sure that the management will support the customer if he complains. I have heard about stories when he is usually kicked out of the club.

[Kuni042]

I had an amazing experience in that club in May 2017. Also an australian asian guy told me who had a 2 weeks sex vacation in Germany told me that he found Artemis to be the best of the german clubs.

So this is how wide, taste can differ.

Now to the behaviour below:

Please guys, let's do each other a favor and call out those ladies:

A) Here with name and description. Let's put an "AVOID Monika (or whatever her chosen nickname is)" into the subject. And describe what happened briefly.

ALSO.

B) go to the desk / reception and tell your bad experience with the girl. Many receptions will tend to trust customers, esp if some girls are often accused of bad service. This way the desk can simply refuse entrance to them. They will do it to avoid any long-term damage to the club.

I had some decent times in Artemis in 2014 and 2015. However while visiting Berlin, I popped in for a look around 17:00. This seems worse than Palace in Frankfurt, a heavily tattooed German Mild with black dyed hair told me 100 Euros for a very good 30 minutes. The experience was more like the cheating they do in the Amsterdam RLD to avoid fucking. She destroyed my mood and insisted I was not hard so we could not fuck. Avoid her and I am not returning to Artemis for a long time.

[Wilmorr]

I actually like 'fake' looking girls and MILFs. Were there any curvy / big butt (not fat girls last time when you've been at Artemis?

[Java Man]

How much did you pay for all the usual acronyms incl?

170 for the hour.

[PumDiPum]

I stopped going to Artemis in 2015, it is a shame because from 2009 till 2014 ish, Artemis was good club, but after that line up is left with old tattoo plastic surgery girls with too heavy up sell.

Call me Mrs. Ho honey. You forgot your visit in December 2016 again.

I saw both of them during first week of December, so they are still in the game, but I do not know if they are currently there now, sorry.

And this one in 2017.

Well I am going in two weeks in February, so I hope LU is back from holiday then.

[PumDiPum]

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[Rogue Nation]

I had some decent times in Artemis in 2014 and 2015. However while visiting Berlin, I popped in for a look around 17:00. This seems worse than Palace in Frankfurt, a heavily tattooed German Mild with black dyed hair told me 100 Euros for a very good 30 minutes. The experience was more like the cheating they do in the Amsterdam RLD to avoid fucking. She destroyed my mood and insisted I was not hard so we could not fuck. Avoid her and I am not returning to Artemis for a long time.

Same conclusion I came to a couple of years ago. Stick to it.

[Mr Ho]

I had some decent times in Artemis in 2014 and 2015. However while visiting Berlin, I popped in for a look around 17:00. This seems worse than Palace in Frankfurt, a heavily tattooed German Mild with black dyed hair told me 100 Euros for a very good 30 minutes. The experience was more like the cheating they do in the Amsterdam RLD to avoid fucking. She destroyed my mood and insisted I was not hard so we could not fuck. Avoid her and I am not returning to Artemis for a long time.

I stopped going to Artemis in 2015, it is a shame because from 2009 till 2014 ish, Artemis was good club, but after that line up is left with old tattoo plastic surgery girls with too heavy up sell.

[Delta Indigo]

I had some decent times in Artemis in 2014 and 2015. However while visiting Berlin, I popped in for a look around 17:00. This seems worse than Palace in Frankfurt, a heavily tattooed German Mild with black dyed hair told me 100 Euros for a very good 30 minutes. The experience was more like the cheating they do in the Amsterdam RLD to avoid fucking. She destroyed my mood and insisted I was not hard so we could not fuck. Avoid her and I am not returning to Artemis for a long time.

[Member #4636]

I went Wed night, It was Pool Party night. All the girls were in bikinis. The 80 cover incl 2 mixed drinks. They had BBQ also, but only chicken and Pork. This was my first visit to Artemis. For the size of this place, I was expecting more Women. There were some very good looking ladies. I eventually picked a very sexy Romanian Babe. Had lots of fun in the room with her, all the usual acronyms incl. Very expensive night with the cover and the extras in the room.

How much did you pay for all the usual acronyms incl?

[ExpatLover]

I was in Artemis last week end. From my point of view, the LU was poorer than before, maybe this is an effect of leaving of many German Women or summer period. I talked with a German woman who told me 70% of the pool are made of Romanian and Bulgarian women. Thus it tends to be like the other German clubs. I met a pretty German blonde woman who offered me a 30 min package at 100 euros. I replied that I preferred the standard one, because I'd like to see other women. She said OK and the session was good. I globally spent less than before in the club as and I felt bored in the middle of the night.

To get bored happen to many of us, that it is why I enjoy a lot the sauna, and I am extremely selective for the girls, even I can easily leave without any session, so easy to return the next day for me.

[Java Man]

I went Wed night, It was Pool Party night. All the girls were in bikinis. The 80 cover incl 2 mixed drinks. They had BBQ also, but only chicken and Pork. This was my first visit to Artemis. For the size of this place, I was expecting more Women. There were some very good looking ladies. I eventually picked a very sexy Romanian Babe. Had lots of fun in the room with her, all the usual acronyms incl. Very expensive night with the cover and the extras in the room.