FKK Artemis - Berlin

[GandJim]

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

I think there are 2 issues here:

1. Getting an erection by seeing so many naked girls around: It can be a shock the first time you visit a FKK indeed, but the vast majority no longer get excited by seeing naked girls around. So you may be one of the rare, if not the only one, to get an erection by seeing naked girls. But don't worry, nobody pays attention and you'll get used to seeing naked girls quickly anyway and won't have an erection yourself anymore.

2. Guys walking around with an erection: This occasionally happened to me when I have a blowjob in the common areas and then we move to the room, so I guess it happens with other people too, but I never paid attention and I guess nobody else paid attention.

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

Except that, if you are a huge guy, the towel may not be large enough. I've seen some guys so pissed up that they renounce to put the towel around their hips and just carry it on their shoulders.

Also, you'll seen naked guys in the showers, in the jacuzzi and swimming pool, sun-bathing, etc...


In other words, if you're concerned about other people seeing you naked, you have a towel to protect you most of the time (although you still need to go to public shower, but that's the same in any sport club), but if seeing other guys naked is a sight that offends you, you shouldn't go to a FKK.

Jim

PS: If I remember it correctly, at Artemis, you have the choice between a towel and a bathrobe (for better "protection"). Many clubs give you only a towel.

[Akibono]

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

I am sure there are some men who go to the club just to see you nekked.

[Anarkypg]

At he artemis you wear a bathrobe, but you can also wear just a towel. I don't know in other clubs. Anyway, no gays in Artemis!

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

HB

[Hessen Bub]

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

HB

[Basketcase]

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

Guten Tag Herr The Domine

I guess you will see fully naked men walking around in Artemis just like you do in the Hessen big three. At Oase - many men in the not their prime state sun bath totally stark bollock naked.

Then men also wander around looking for fresh towels after showering totally naked.

The showers are communal so you should be prepared to see schlongs a plenty during your stay unless you do not shower the entire that you are in the house.

The recommendation is to wear a bath towel around the waist and maybe as brief as possible so that more of you is exposed to the ministrations of the ladies who are naked as well. You get to feel more of her as she leans in near to you and she has easier access to your scrotal assets or to you maybe sensitive nipples to be licked and tickled.

It is not cool to wear your shorts underneath the towel.

So yes, as men are in towels or bathrobes then you will see testicle sacs on show and shafts whether in a limp state or in their full erect glory around as men sit and relax or get a blow job in public.

I expect you cannot guarantee no homosexual men at the FKK clubs. You may find some being dragged along by work colleagues or their straight friends or some may be coming along to se what the fuss is about out of interest. To bar homosexual men and women from their clubs regardless that they are private would be discrimination and this is not a label that any club wishes to be tainted with. Maybe if someone was distinctly in the wrong place then a suggestion from the thekenfrau may guide them away but I guess you cannot turn people away because of their sexual orientation.

The point I am trying to make is be prepared to see naked men and there can be gay men in the club but the general concept is that there should be very few if any in attendance.

Kind regards

Londonbasketcase

[The Domine]

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

No, you can wear a towel or a bath towel, so you can hide you erection. I had one in public before going with a girl but I hided it without problems.

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

[Rizla44]

I had a lot fun on my first night which was Monday.So Mondays seem fine at Artemis. Being not many clients meant good service with most of the girls.

Recommended.

[Zimmer]

You can pay the entrance fee cash or with credit card, and after every sessione with a girl you pay her cash.

They also have an ATM in the club if you need more cash.

I heard Thursday and Saturday are good/busy nights, can anyone confirm what the slow nights are?

You are right. Thursday, Friday and Saturday are the busiest days.
Slow nights are usually Sundays and Mondays. Slow nights are not always equal to bad nights though.

Watches. I have an expensive watch and don't want to leave it in my hotel room. Do you have to leave your watch in the locker, or can you wear it?

You can wear your watch or leave it in your valuables safe at Artemis, the same place as there you put your wallet. Don't put it in the clothes locker.
You have to be careful not to lose your key somewhere though.
Maybe it's better to leave the watch in the hotel after all. I would probably do that or wear the watch at all times.
Lots of people wear watches in the club but as Jackyo said most people wear a cheap plastic watch, just for the purpose of keeping track of the time.

Good luck

[Jackyo]

5) Watches. I have an expensive watch and don't want to leave it in my hotel room. Do you have to leave your watch in the locker, or can you wear it?

I'll leave it to my esteemed colleagues on this forum to answer your other questions.

You will need a watch to time your sessions.

Any watch will do. It needn't be anything expensive. It just needs to work and be water tight.

I broke the crystal on a watch not once but twice at the showers at Atlantis. Since then a simple plastic Swatch is all I wear when I visit a club.

As to leaving your watch in the locker or wearing it. You can do anything you want. The club doesn't have any liability for valuables in its lockers though.

[Anarkypg]

1) How do you pay (cash, credit?) and how does Artemis keep track of the number of girls you've been with?

You can pay the entrance fee cash or with credit card, and after every sessione with a girl you pay her cash.

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

No, you can wear a towel or a bath towel, so you can hide you erection. I had one in public before going with a girl but I hided it without problems.

3) Is there any sex going on in public or is it restricted to the private rooms?

If you go to see a movie a girl can come near you and begin something (hand or blow job), but then you go in a room for the action. There are some couches in the main room but there are curtains when you can hide. Anyway, you can always ask the girl to go to a room.

4) I heard Thursday and Saturday are good/busy nights, can anyone confirm what the slow nights are?

I went on Saturday, there were a lot of beautiful girls, more than during the week, also many men, but no problem in finding a girl.

5) Watches. I have an expensive watch and don't want to leave it in my hotel room. Do you have to leave your watch in the locker, or can you wear it?

The first time I left the watch in the locker (which is safe, don't worry), the second one I wore it (you can do it, but if you take a shower you have to take care of it).

I'm thinking about going to Artemis next week, depending how much time I have left before my flight home after finishing work in Berlin.

I hope you went to Artemis, for me it was a wonderful experience and a wonderful place, the paradise of ****!

[Horny Harry]

OK guys, a couple of short questions;

1) How do you pay (cash, credit?) and how does Artemis keep track of the number of girls you've been with?

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

3) Is there any sex going on in public or is it restricted to the private rooms?

4) I heard Thursday and Saturday are good/busy nights, can anyone confirm what the slow nights are?

5) Watches. I have an expensive watch and don't want to leave it in my hotel room. Do you have to leave your watch in the locker, or can you wear it?

I'm thinking about going to Artemis next week, depending how much time I have left before my flight home after finishing work in Berlin.

Looking foward to writing a report next week!!

[Jayleesf]

This was my first trip to Berlin ever and I'm afraid I won't have time to go back until next year, maybe at Easter. Is that a good time to visit Artemis, you think?

Kvaser,

I don't know if there is a bad time for a visit. I wasn't there during Easter this year but the lineup during the Spring was just fine.

[Exoticspirit]

I plan to be at Artemis on Aug 21 probably from about 5 or 6 pm to 10 or 11 pm.

Anybody else going to be there?

[Kvaser]

Kvaser,

Yes, that was me How often are you at Artemis? Come say hi next time.

I will have to look for Svenya next time.

This was my first trip to Berlin ever and I'm afraid I won't have time to go back until next year, maybe at Easter. Is that a good time to visit Artemis, you think?

[Jayleesf]

Jayleesf, did you by any chance read a book about Berlin in one of the couches in the wellness area? There was a big asian guy reading such a book when I was there, maybe it was you?

Svenya did have black panties (not a thong), a black thing on her upper body covering her shoulders but not her breasts, and natural breasts, maybe a B-cup I'd guess. No tattoos that I can remember.

So Shania was her name. Good to know. I love curly hair as long as the curls are not too small, i.e. not naturally curly hair. Yes, she was wonderful.

Kvaser,

Yes, that was me How often are you at Artemis? Come say hi next time.

I will have to look for Svenya next time.