FKK Artemis - Berlin

[WarmStone25]

I visited on the 16th. Really good weather. The outdoor area was well used but it was to hot for me to lie in the sun. I retreated to the down stairs bar intending to cool down and relax away from the girls for the first hour or so. Then this girl turned up at the bar and was talking to me. I felt my blood rise, but I was not ready for a girl. Nonetheless after 10 minutes we retired to a room. The session was short, sharp and intense. This happened to me on the last visit. After this I relaxed, for a while, not looking for a girl. Later I was looking for a girl, but could not hit on anyone. I began to feel frustrated. Many of the girls did not appear attractive to me. Something about the appearance I thought was artificial, particularly around the lips. After a while I met a girl as I came out of the downstairs Kino, at the bottom of the stairs. She had a nice natural looking face, Soon we were in the room, a good session ensued. Dissatisfaction with the line up may, have something to do with artificial looks. Maybe it was just the day or girls on holiday but I thought the line up was not as strong as on previous visits. My next visit will be next month on a Thursday.

[Wiild]

description of the types of girls present in Artemis now?

I see a trend that tatoos are increasing and so is fakeness / barbie looks with more silicone and filled lips. I like this trend but most don't so I guess a portion of peoples perception of decline in quality is due to this trend?

[TeddyBears]

Well, bad timing. Holiday season for the EE girls plus lingerie day.

Hopefully only bad timing! But it feels like the club is slowly getting worse year by year, only my gut feeling. Well it wasn't lingerie day, that is wednesday.

My last visit to Artemis was in 2014 and even at that time my impression was that it is over rated. Food, facilities, rooms, Line-up, service quality, value for money. So on my last visits to Berlin I skipped Artemis and waited until I got back to Frankfurt to hit the clubs.

Have never visit Sharks but Oase was even worse than this Artemis visit when I was there late 2015. Palace had a decent selection of good looking girls at that time but extremely pushy, almost impossible to be polite when you have turned down the same twenty girls for the sixth time in three hours time. So Frankfurt is not on my to do list in the near future.

[Member #4636]

It was when it opened. Most girls came from other big clubs and where okay to get 60 instead of 50 per half hour. That lasted a few years but from 2012 it went the wrong way. My opinion.

I can see it is going the wrong way because myself saw a big difference in just 6 months. I can imagine how much better it was before a couple of years.

I was so disappointed I will never visit again in my life.

[Rogue Nation]

Maybe it never was VFM. People go there because it is the only club in Berlin and the management takes advantage of this monopoly.

It was when it opened. Most girls came from other big clubs and where okay to get 60€ instead of 50€ per half hour. That lasted a few years but from 2012 it went the wrong way. My opinion.

[StarletVoyager]

I've been out of the game for a couple of years. Has the artemis LU remained as varied as it was back in 2015? Can someone give me an accurate description of the types of girls present in Artemis now? Some good / bad reports here and I do like the german polish girls if anyone remembers hannah, gabi types. Thanks to all.

[Member #4636]

Well, bad timing. Holiday season for the EE girls plus lingerie day.

My last visit to Artemis was in 2014 and even at that time my impression was that it is over rated. Food, facilities, rooms, Line-up, service quality, value for money. So on my last visits to Berlin I skipped Artemis and waited until I got back to Frankfurt to hit the clubs.

Maybe it never was VFM. People go there because it is the only club in Berlin and the management takes advantage of this monopoly.

[Rogue Nation]

I was tremendously underwhelmed by the lineup today,

if it's common that Artemis lineup is this weak normally, but I can tell you it sure wasn't so weak the last 9 years visiting. First time ever I don't even have one session when visiting

Well, bad timing. Holiday season for the EE girls plus lingerie day.

The line up was not good only 2-3 girls really nice between a total of 35-40 girls maximum.

She was trying to upwell all the time and kept changing the tariff. Not happy at all.

The other 2 girls I tried were so so. The showers were under construction so you had to go downstairs at the pool to take a shower. The food was under average and generally I must say I was disappointed. I wasn't excited even the first time I went in January but this time it really sucked. The clubs in Frankfurt are much better so stay away, I don't really think it is worth a visit for a 80 euro entry and the service from the girls. I will not visit again, Berlin and Artemis are over, I have had enough. Artemis is over rated and not value for money anymore in my opinion.

My last visit to Artemis was in 2014 and even at that time my impression was that it is over rated. Food, facilities, rooms, Line-up, service quality, value for money. So on my last visits to Berlin I skipped Artemis and waited until I got back to Frankfurt to hit the clubs.

[TeddyBears]

I left Artemis 10 minuteS ago after a 6 hour visit. I am well aware that it's Tuesday and probably a few girls have vacation or are free at the weekdays. The thing is that I have only visited Artemis Sunday-Wednesday before as well, I normally visit Berlin 4-5 times a year and always visit Artemis on those visits, so about 15 visits a year normally. Have been doing this since 2009 so I am not a newbie at Artemis.

But for various reasons this was my first visit this year and I was tremendously underwhelmed by the lineup today, day and night shift combined about 60 girls only a handful of them doable in my opinion, not even one really beautiful girl! This has never happened before on my visits, I am almost in shock. On top of that I learned that all the girls charge extra 50€ for BBBJ but most of them at least do it! I am not a regular so I can't comment if it's common that Artemis lineup is this weak normally, but I can tell you it sure wasn't so weak the last 9 years visiting. First time ever I don't even have one session when visiting.

I frequently monger in Spain, and I must say with the up sell currently at Artemis I rather spend my money on the South American girls for less money.

[Member #4636]

Hi all,

I visited the club after 6 months and the only good difference I noticed was the electronic lockers. The line up was not good only 2-3 girls really nice between a total of 35-40 girls maximum. I had a session with one of these few girls she was from Albania, can't recall her name (started from A) but blonde hair not very long and tall with nice body. We agreed to do several things before going to the room and before starting in the room and at the end she did not do what we agreed. She was trying to upwell all the time and kept changing the tariff. Not happy at all.

The other 2 girls I tried were so so. The showers were under construction so you had to go downstairs at the pool to take a shower. The food was under average and generally I must say I was disappointed. I wasn't excited even the first time I went in January but this time it really sucked. The clubs in Frankfurt are much better so stay away, I don't really think it is worth a visit for a 80 euro entry and the service from the girls. I will not visit again, Berlin and Artemis are over, I have had enough. Artemis is over rated and not value for money anymore in my opinion.

[JustinRose]

Hi all,

Any long term mongers here regarding Artemis.

Read somewhere the line up quality used to be better some 4-5 years ago, when I visited last time in Berlin. Do you agree, or is it just some posh talk with not knowing any better?

Cheers,

Justin.

[AgentNash]

There is this sex cyborg with puta tattoo on her lower back that each man she take upstairs does not last more then 10 minutes.

The LU is OK, more updates later on.

[AgentNash]

Had a short visit yesterday, although the LU was a little down, I have managed to have 2 great sessions.

First a hot Brazilian with great butt and lovely personality, love those sleazy Latinas.

The second one was a beautiful Turkish girl, I could not resist and upgraded to one hour + ass fucking, unforgettable session.

I didn't see Jenna and there is now a free WiFi in Artemis.

[Wiild]

Hi,

I am coming to Artemis next month. Is there anybody who would fuck Jenna nova with me?

I would love to McKenzy, am am only visiting though so depends on dates. I am in Berlin aug 8-10 only. Jenna's latest pics on social media look GREAT, lips = lovely and bigger than ever, boobs seems to be 1800cc+ also that is bigger than ever. :-)

Canary: she SEEMS intimidating, not very interested sitting there but once you speak to her or go with her you'll see she is a very sweet and nice girl. Especially if you are into her looks and appreciate her, giving her validation.I have met her two times, both very nice.

[PumDiPum]

Hi,

I am coming to Artemis next month. Is there anybody who would fuck Jenna nova with me?

Check and believe her Twitter. She is now on vacation until mid-August. But you can make an appointment with her. Good service.

But instead of looking for another guy, just take a second working woman to a room and pay her to play the masculine part by wearing a fake beard and a big fat strap-on.

Hope I am helping.